#it's fine everything is fine

[bloodpressurecuff]

am i fucking incapable of falling for unmarried women

[crossdressingdeath]

Kyvir: Did your friend live happily, once Bhaal was dealt with? Jaheira: Ha! Bhaal was but the beginning. Be warned - a godspawn draws trouble like iron to lodestone. Jaheira: There will be crusaders who wish to rid the world of your taint, or jealous minds who believe themselves more deserving of the power in your blood. Jaheira: But happiness is not beyond a Bhaalspawn. It simply comes at a higher cost - constant vigilance.

Oh, well that's nice. Even if Durge survives going against Bhaal, they're going to spend their entire life in danger just because they're godspawn! Lovely! That's fine!

Well, I guess if you're constantly plagued by a desire to kill there are worse things than people constantly giving you opportunities to kill them in self-defence? And maybe saving Faerûn will help with the whole "Bhaalspawn are evil and should be killed" mentality coming to bite you? Based on Jaheira's dialogue here it didn't do all that much for Gorion's Ward, but I'm sure it'll be fine.

[zahlibeth]

when your work day is going incredibly well thank you.

and you are definitely not sublimating all work stress into trying to find the one perfect storage system for your house clutter instead

[redacted-may]

@pxnnypolxndina asked: "Salutations miss Marigold. I am happy to see that you are alright."

"Penny?" the Huntress inquires, disbelief on her face. "I, uh...yeah, I'm fine! Tired, but fine. Evacuating an entire kingdom is one for the books, I think."

Dancing around the elephant in the room isn't normally the Lion's style, but she feels like actually acknowledging it would cause the whole thing to shatter like so much glass.

"Glad to see that you made it too, Penny. I was beginning to think we'd lost you somewhere along the way."

[agustdiv1ne]

realized i have to take my physics test by midnight TODAY instead of tmrw 😀 someone throw a brick at my head i am so stupid

[essektheylyss]

pov: you're a bored vollstrucker trying to pull a power play over on your ex's new boyfriend and get reverse uno'ed

[mirananananan]

me: yes i want to write the heaviest, most angsty thing i've ever written i've totally got this

also me: *takes breaks to work on the fluff/comfort parts because i am s o f t*

[shaythempronouns]

check out this scenic sunset over the Appalachian mountains. ignore the horrible home depot skeleton. pretend he's not even there. it's fine. don't look at him.

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

“He saw a father try to save his daughter during an accident and died along with her.”

............

I’m afraid for Touya again 

[stackcats]

I don't think man was meant to float. It's unnatural. Even boats know it; they fall apart at even the sniff of salt water on the wrong side of the hull. Wood and metal themselves resist carrying us across the water. The sheer fuckassery involved in maintaining a boat is the sea's warning and we willfully ignore her.

[billsfangearring]

Thank you for tagging me, @direwolf-summer and @krah18!

Tag 10 people you want to know better

Relationship: I'm single and don't want to mingle.

Favorite color: a dark blue-green

Favorite food: Hmmm can I go with favorite meal? Food-wise, the best meal I've ever had was the truffle gnocchi here.

Song stuck in head: Bye Bye Baby - Taylor Swift (my Cruel Summer fest prompt!)

Last thing I googled: Devon England (which is not where I thought it was lmao)

Time: 9:43pm

Dream trip: Machu Picchu!

Tagging: @consistentsquash @the-dream-team @squidgilator @broomsticks @tahtahfornow (in absentia 😭) @everythingbutcoldfire @allalrightagain @mabeltothknows @femme--de--lettres @thistlecatfics and anyone else who wants to join in!

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

Gritting my teeth through all the dnn truthing on my tl

[inevitablestars]

raven :( this is so sweet ily thank u

but also i heavily disagree :)

it is rough out here 2nite

[herondales]

james herondale i will avenge you 

[alpineandbucky]

bleh i'm grumpy today and accidentally agreed to go out with a friend tonight