#it's over 9000

[flannelepicurean]

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

[gallade-x-treme]

Fuko! What does the scouter say about his power level?!

[inklessletter]

Only on twt i find more people complaining and throwing hate and shade about Marmalade spoilers than actual Marmalade spoilers asdfasdf

In fact I haven't seen a single spoiler

[kristalkitsunedesigns]

I wonder if anyone has done this yet

[thewisemankey]

Zen does the thing! (Had to happen when she gave the gecko some Saiyan hair.)

[cosmicsponge2004]

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

ykw? fuck you *ponytails your Tristan*

[13pumpkin31]

It's Over 9000!

I have been waiting for this moment since I started my tumblr! Thank you all for the follows ♥

[mrplushgore]

I think Nappa got to Earth a few years to early. But Goku seems to be all caught up with his training!

[nickthesteamengine]

[ugogoi49]

IT'S OVER 9000!?!!!

[flannelepicurean]

Yo, yo, yo, sweet beans, have some more outrageously silly Vegeta/Kakavege headcanons:

It's a 💯 stone-cold FACT that Vegeta is pretty much the world's biggest Meat Loaf fan. You cannot debate me on this, it's just fundamental to the fabric of reality that the first time he heard "Bat Out of Hell," it blew his whole entire goddamn MIND into another plane of existence.

He made Bulma buy him a leather jacket for "REASONS, OKAY?! DON'T QUESTION ME, WOMAN!!!" He doesn't wear it, like, out, though. It's in the category of "ceremonial armor," sort of.

Vegeta. DOES NOT. SING.

UNLESS he is TRASHED. Like, "It's over 9000!" level wasted. In which case he will absolutely stun the fuck outta everyone, because he goes Super-Saiyan on the power slide. He came here to 🤘ROCK🤘, goddammit, and he takes that shit just as seriously as combat. He's not gonna half-ass it.

Goku witnesses this at some point when they're off-world together, and is like, "OMG, THAT SONG FUCKS SO HARD, HOLY FUCK, AND THE ✨SHOWMANSHIP✨, MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDD!!!"

Vegeta dies a bazillion deaths when he sobers up in the morning and realizes that Goku is now his #1 fan.

Goku does kinda drop it, because he's a good friend.

But he secretly DOESN'T drop it, because he's a good friend. And there are SO MANY MEAT LOAF SONGS that are DUETS. WHO'S GONNA BACK VEGETA UP ON "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT?!" MOTHAFUCKIN' SON GOKU, THAT'S WHO!!! And you KNOW he's got the lung capacity and the passion to hit those fuckin' notes, fam!!!

And that, honeybees, is how some denizens of an off-world karaoke bar got to enjoy Round 2 of a pair of absolutely shit-hammered Saiyans bellowing out a nuclear onslaught of early heavy metal ballads with their whole goddamn chests.

You're welcome. 😂

[gallade-x-treme]

Frieren! What does the scouter say about her power level?!

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[saiyan-of-fairy-tail]

Me after finally maxing out Alm and Celica's Hero Merit points:

[szeengames123]

(via https://comic.studio/s/9138)

The RED Medic stucks but Vegeta says “It’s Over 9000!!” and kills him instead. taken off TF2′s Deathrun map, Ancient Memes