#italianposter

[itsmenotye]

Giovanni Battista Carpanetto

[laststandx3]

[myfairkatiecat]

What is a tam cam and why have I been tagged in posts about it?

(this ask is to be read like Winnie the Pooh asking Christopher Robin a question)

Have I tagged you in posts about the tam cam? I only tagged you as a possibly Katie fanpage runner—

Anyway tam cam is the embodiment of the kotlc fandom’s silliness

[mvshortcut]

Special Edition Vehicular Manslaughter Monday!

[crazycafinecat]

the terraria fandom is dying repost if you're a true terrone

[sophieswundergarten]

Guys, I'd like to formally say it's been a month (4 weeks) since the Italianpocalypse

[deedra-posting]

Ti voglio bene!

Ti voglio bene anch'io! (I love you too!)

[wafflessquad]

big ho visto lei che bacia lui che bacia lei che bacia me energy from my italian book today

[thestripiestshirts]

Now that I'm out of the army I'm gonna miss being the token Italian

[bi-demon-ium]

the entire fandom @ me rn:

[myfairkatiecat]

@nobody33333333

with ALL the love in the world

are you @italianwhisperer

[mvshortcut]

and I should've said this in the last poll but assume they *are* actually trying to fight you, for whatever reason!

[nobodysdaydreams]

Hey MBS fandom, I got a very quick hypothetical for you guys:

So… you know that whole side blogging Italian drama that went down a few months back? Well, I’ve got a few curious individuals asking about it, and there’s a small (very small) chance that I might have had something to do with it. IF I did (which again we have no proof of that)…

[italianwhisperer]

WELL WELL WELL

ALL OF A SUDDEN DA OTHER IMPASTAS ARE SO CURIOUS ABOUT DA WHISPERA ITALIA.

[snufkinniee]

thank you bidet for existing

[sophieswundergarten]

Is Anybody Tired of the Red String Yet?

('Cause I'll stop posting this nonsense if you are)

@italianwhisperer recently posted a list of people, a possible suspect list of their own, and maybe one connected to @the-italian-benedictmafia. We shall be working off of that list, as well as any other suspicious characters

Evidence Surrounding @nobody33333333:

Likely behind at least some of the regular character blogs

The :3 face

Has proven very good at mysteries/plot twists

Actually, doesn't seem to be part of the Discord

May have an accomplice

Evidence Surrounding @oflightningandstars:

In the Discord

Various "heeheehoohoo" comments

Can be very sneaky

Evidence Surrounding @amysterywrappedinanenigma:

Discord

Has been a Milk/Gert accomplice before

Could easily have been biding her time while Gert was distracting everyone

Was part of a Jackson and Jillson fanclub?

Evidence Surrounding @mysteriouseggsbenedict:

Discord

Been very quiet except when enjoying the chaos

Could easily be a secret/underdog suspect

Evidence Surrounding @mvshortcut:

Unfortunately, Gert saying they're innocent does nothing for them

Enjoys chaotic behaviour

Discord

Evidence Surrounding @bi-demon-ium:

The "but i stay silly :3" post. Seymour the cat doesn't trust Gert

Was the person behind @italianldcurtain

Referenced "Glass Onion"

Discord

Evidence Surrounding @kneeslapworthy:

Likes Hairspray

In the Discord, but not active when the majority of the rest of the suspect list is

And, DESPITE NONE OF YOU BELIEVING ME, WE'RE ADDING @beepbooptruman TO THE LIST

Evidence:

Discord

Likes cats

Likes Jackson and Jillson

In addition to previous point, the linked post is the only time Truman has been referenced in a suspect post. This could mean that they were deliberately trying to include themself to avoid being suspicous. However, the account has yet to tag other accounts that have been active on the Discord but not as much on Tumblr.

Very good at coming up with reasons for it to be someone else, as well as nearly always being active on the Discord when something happens

Has also referred to me as "a/the detective/Benoit Blanc" in the Discord

Has reblogged stimboards

If you know why this is suspicious I expect you to confess