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lemongogo · 5 months

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#waiting for livraz 2 show up^#elendira #trigun maximum #trigun #lg doodles #mo but im like . going 2 complain for five secodns #but i hate working full time i hate it ive awkays hated it i will always hate it and when im dead ill still be hating on it #NOOO ENERGYY(‘!!!for anything . ever .#like ive given up on hobbies bc it feels soo fcking impossible to do anyrhing that isnt cooking dinner and then passing out 4 the night #miserable existence i want to claw my face off #the oast two yrs have been manageable in the sense that i alws had smt to look forward to #hyperfix or whagever. but these past 6 months r grey.DESOLATE‼️‼️‼️devoid of purpose #elendira outstretched hand lets take ibuprofen together #but its lexapro #anyways . ^__^!!~~ hope uve had a good day today #or did smt fun this week #bHELPPPP #walking 2 my car rn actually .. inagine the virgin walk guy thats like this > 🚶#metbh #being let out of my hamster cage . only to return 2morrow

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sciderman · 1 year

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spider-man & the human torch #4

#peter parker #felicia hardy #johnny storm #please they're unbearable #sci talks comics #i love how peter's always thought johnny was some kind of playboy when he. is like that.#reality: virgin johnny vs the chad spider-man #peter is like. never single in the comics ever.#he always has like at least two girls fighting over him at all times and i'm not exaggerating #literally think its the only reason johnny and peter have never been able to hook up is just that peter's always taken

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lunatic-fandom-space · 11 months

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Dont ask why but Ive been spending a lot of time looking at books that are dracula retellings and GOOD GOD do cishets never get tired of how fucking cishet their stupid books are

#its always fucken #'oooOoOOoooooHhhhh the DARK strong SCARY *MAN* absolutely DOMINATES the delicate uwu virginal *GIRL*'#sometimes the woman is feisty and hastag girlbossin it up. yknow for flavor #but its ultimately like #the man is never EVER under ANY circumstances allowed to *actually* submit to the woman #and while the woman is allowed to *try* to be 'dominant' in some way(s) she ultimately needs to 'lose' she always submits eventually #like its not just a lack of queer rep its like shit that doesnt have this kind of patriarchal bullshit framework barely gets published/po #/popular #and it makes me wanna tear my fucking hair out its so goddamn boring man #anti booktok #i mean kinda

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dustteller · 5 months

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Yknow, I think this passage really captures how Ouyang views Esen, especially in contrast with how Baoxiang views Esen. Ouyang geuinely believes the best of Esen, he genuinely belives that Esen is good and pure and kind and that it's himslef that is taining him into being otherwise. And while Ouyang is right in that he's technically responsible for Esen’s current emotional state (he did very much kill Esen’s dad and frame his brother for it, that is very much a thing he just did), for once it isn't his fault for the everything else going on with Esen?

I do think Esen is generally good-natured, and tries to be kind and generous to those he loves, but it's very clear that Ouyang has reduced him to JUST that in his head. He only sees Esen’s best qualities as inherent to him, and all the bad ones are Ouyang's fault somehow. He blames himself for Esen not understanding him (because there's something wrong with him, and even when he's mad at Esen for not caring enough to notice certain things he justifies it in his head by making it about his own unmanliness or whatever and Esen is just to perfect for that), for any failure in battle (yeah you're the general but Esen also approved this hes your boss dude), and generally for any moment where Esen exhibits less than stellar behaviour/capacity/etc. When in reality, we have a lot of moments where Esen is just sort of a dick, many of which are pre-ouyang (courtesy of HWDtW wbx flashbacks, which, granted, are also biased but my point still stands). We see Esen's constant and usually unjustified frustration with wbx and sometimes Ouyang, we see him be dismissive of the things they tell him, in the pre-order reward its pretty much stated that he makes a habit of dumping Ouyang outside brothels for hours while he goes inside to get laid, in one of his first scenes we see how much he enjoys it when Ouyang spends the whole morning tormenting Altan (altho tbf he kinda deserved it, altan suuuccckkss), and in general Esen just kinda treats people like crap sometimes. He's snapish and short-tempered and stubborn and imperious, loves whining about stuff, and is a shitty brother and best friend. He's got a lot of good qualities too, like how he's one of the few people that treats Ouyang with respect and tries to treat him as an equal, how his first reaction when wbx is insulted is to come to his defense (even if wbx usually foils his attempts by immediately clapping back and storming off), how we see him recognize he gets frustrated witj wbx too easily and tries to hold his temper back, how he immediately self-sacrifices to save Ouyang from his dad, how even after thinking wbx killed their dad he does really want to forgive him.

My point is, Esen is trying, but he's a very flawed human being, and Ouyang just can't seem to grasp that. He looks at him with rose-colored glasses. And it's so interesting that amongst all the shitty things Ouyang has done (and this duology really just is Ouyang and WBX fuck up yuan dynasty china to truly Epic proportions), the one he feels worst about is the one that isn't actually his fault (sorta). He may have killed Chaghan and been the catalyst for Esen's emotional blow up, but he isn't responsible for Esen having the capacity to burn WBX's books. That was Esen's decision. He hasn't somehow manipulated Esen into an eviler, crueler version of himself by virtue of existing evil-y and eunuch-y and revengefully im his vicinity. Esen was always capable of this, even if we take out Ouyang's actual manipulations, and I think this whole I-tainted-hin mentality really encapsulates how fucked up their relationship and Ouyang's mental state are in general. After all, Ouyang doesn't feel bad about the murder, or the framing, and he feels guilt about causing Esen pain, but most of all, he feels absolutely terrible that he's shattered what he sees as Esen’s purity, which in reality is mostly just the pedestal he himslef put him on. Man, what a fucked up little guy.

#she who became the sun #man i need to stop being like heyy ill just post smt quick just a few sentences and then I'll sleep #it always ends up as a shitty 3am essay #also i need to re-emphazise how much he did not feel bad about the murder portion of this.#and how he felt even less bad about having wbx take the blame.#in his mind they deserved it! chaghan for killing his fam and also being a dick #and wbx for being annoying and understanding him too much.#which btw is another great example of how ouyang views himself bc somebody else being like him at all is an execulate offense in his mind.#he wants both wbx and zhu dead the moment he realizes they're like him in some manner bc that's what he would want for himself.#even the crime of understanding him is sacrilege and means the person is irredeemably tainted in some manner.#which is why paradoxically he can be angry at esen for not understanding him but also have it be his fault.#bc Esen cannot understand him bc if he did then that would mean Esen is also tainted #and as we have established Esen is NOT tainted. he is immaculate. practically the virgin mary (but with more wives)#and if he IS tainted its Ouyang's fault too bc clearly he did not come that way these are ouyang-cooties #so its a GOOD thing esen can't understand him actually you guys #man. what a guy. someone should put him in a cetrifuge and distill some extra virgin self hate oil or whatevef #(only in main canon tho in the preorder reward it'd be eau de self hate or something i suppose)#also if u wanna laugh imagine a crossfaded ouyang explaining this train of thought to an equally xfaded (and very confused/worried) xu da #general ouyang #esen temur

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ispyspookymansion · 11 hours

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i cannot believe i never got more of you to listen to the bright sessions i need you to understand damien gorham with me right fucking now

#HE SUCKS SOOOOOO MUCH OH HIS STUPID ASS IS IMPORTANT TO ME #kora.txt #also the casting for his voice actor…..hes sexy sounding but he SUCKS so bad #and hes not actually sexy. he cannot Actually have a relationship. hes a virgin. hes deeply awkward. but he always sounds like hes flirting.#its impeccable

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plumbley-bee · 2 months

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I genuinely wonder if I'll ever be fully over my cherry magic brainrot. It's everything I ever wanted in a romance manga like what's after this?

#cherry magic #cherry magic 30 years of virginity can make you a wizard #kurosawa especially is such a peak character to me #HES SUCH A FREAK #LIKE HES ACTUALLY SO INSANE #adachi isnt any better #im serious #its easy to miss but ive been rereading the manga like crazy lately #and adachi is so down bad #everytime he sees kurosawa its always #“ugh hes so handsome”#which eventually just turns into #“fuck hes so hot”#MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESSES WITH A DISORDER #They're so unhinged and obsessed with each other #kurosawas fear of being hated by adachi is the only thing keeping him from being in an entirely different genre #like yes hes the perfect man because hes super respectful and kind and genuinely sweet to everyone around him #but he's also a maniac when it comes to being in love #i have so many thoughts about this man

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termagax · 1 month

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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.

#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean #so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him #a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww #i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now #but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting #so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3 #and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that #so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it #anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of #doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes #all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups #(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really #tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze #i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time #but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it #will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy #would be. and i cant do that for him #again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go #'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad #ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not #because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience #to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever #because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it #^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows #idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster #about it and i want it so bad

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lucaonthropy · 11 months

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so the theatre club members in GSNK are either a) used to HoriKashi's antics at this point or b) normalizing it from the start bcs they're nearly just as weird

#gsnk #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #they literally did an improv IRL!!! when kashima pretended to be bothered by the accidental kiss and they noticed #they saw the horikashi accidental kiss and instantly decided to comfort hori bcs OBVIOUSLY he would feel bad bcs his 'virginity' is gone #on second thoughts they might just be like that #theatre kids man. its always the damn theatre kids

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cyanide-rifle · 27 days

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Bestie we locked in with the mommy issues

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And liking older men has nothing to do with my dad. I just like big strong men that make me feel safe and provide me security, love and comfort and cater to my every need because I've been a strong independent girl all my life for everyone else and I'm tired 🫠

Okay but getting pampered and just for once being catered to instead of catering ugh what a dreammmm

*fantasizes of my blorbos and me doing mundane things like cooking or grocery shopping and i dont have to go to work and everything is good anddddd they all shower me with love*

#i cant sleep 5 in the morningggg #asks #when it comes to irl i'll die a virgin though because im so awkward and shy irl it is atrocioud #*stranger looks at me for like 1 nanosecond*#me: wow....our wedding will be beautiful *stares out of window and puts palm to glass while smirking*#i've given up on dating apps longgggg ago its always hi how r u and then silence #ahem.... ignore my ramblingssss...#MORE ASKS NEOWWW

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filledwithstarz · 10 days

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regulus "long, deep groans" black

james "loud, shakey moaning" potter

remus "quiet shivering and grunting" lupin

sirius "all of the above" black

evan "no noise" rosier

barty "whimpering mess" crouch jr.

peter "doesnt get the chance to find out" pettigrew

check out the tags for mountains of more info

#regulus' are farther apart #his mouth is kinda just perminantly in an O shape #james is either a bottom or a really desprate top #remus is almost always top #not that he cares that much but sirius is just a pillow princess #although i could see him domming remus at some point in their relationship #back on that topic #sirius is a drama queen during sex #ive daid this before #evan is probably a stone top #but didnt know what he was doing at first #i saw someone say that he was a virgin or didnt have much experience when he got with barty #but he had done a ton of research about it before their first time #so barty just felt like he didnt even know anything in the first place #its growing on me #peter gets no bitches club #jk he just doesnt have much interest in being in a relationship #token cishet #maybe not cis #trans peter??

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minglana · 25 days

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WIKIMEDIA HAS PICTURES OF THE OLD CHURCH IN OUR VILLAGE????? THE PART OF THE CHURCH WHICH IS NOW A SOCIAL SPACE?? LIKE THE SPACE THEY CLOSED OFF FROM WHAT IVE ALWAYS KNOWN AS THE CHURCH? (AND LATER REALIZED THERE WAS A WALL PUT UP??????)

THATS CRAZYYYYYY OMG😭

#long story short im mad they did that bc it used to be a very beautiful church!!!! but i think the mnac took most pieces #mnac=national catalan museum of art #ik that for i think it was the virgin that most of the men (bc thats the majority of ppl who worked in the field) surrounded the village #w tractors so that the museum collectors wouldnt be able to go up and take her away #and i think we also still have a wooden christ on the cross figure? a romanic one if im not mistaken. the church its at is only open for #special occasions and the last time i was there was for christmas. and i always zone out during mass so i dont actually remember sorry #so ANYWAYYYYSSSS. since the mnac took most pieces AND most ppl left it was like.... why tf do we need that big of a church? so it got close #off. and a few yrs ago they restored it so now its a space to do village meals and the like #oh! the magic kings' bringing presents to the kids is now done there for example #when i was a kid it used to get done at the 'everyday' church #z xarre

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bunnihearted · 2 months

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#im broken #im someone who is meant to be alone and be unliked and unlovable and unwanted #thats my place in the world. im foolish for hoping for more #it just hurts sm that it feels like everyone else has or have had someone #i've never had someone who has chosen me over everyone else #im surrounded by ppl who have been chosen above everyone else #and like i read a romance book abt two ppl in their late 30s who are virgins and meet eo #but both of them have kissed & made out w ppl before.... i havent even done that #like am i gonna be 30 and have my 1st kiss???? be fr who would wanna have sex w someone in their 30s who has no experience #they'd have to teach me and like ppl in their 30s are getting ready to settle down #i cant imagine anyone wanting to kiss me just bc im me either like everyone gets tired of me after a while......#i cant imagine anyone not tiring of me and choosing to be w me #when there'll always be someone else. someone better. hotter. sexier. funnier. smarter #im like actually fkn dumb for thinking that someone could want to be w ME above everyone else #spend their time with me when there are 1m things better than me #there will always be someone else everyone would choose above me #also im broken bc my heart is stupidly loyal. im like a penguin... but normal ppl dont work that way #i cant imagine anyone thinking im special enough to love and want me the way i feel love #so i've always known im meant to be alone #but its so hard watching everyone around me have a partner while i have to be lonely and ache to be that important and loved #im always gonna exist as a lonely island never being 1st priority or the favorite or more special than everyone else #and its making my heart so sad. why am i not worthy of dating or loving or choosing or bein no 1??#and being so unwanted and never chosen or special is making me so dejected and lifeless #friendships arent as big to me anymore bc sure i'll hang out or talk to my friends #but then they go home to their partner. the person that are no 1 in their lives #i can have friends but it only makes me sadder bc it reminds me that theyve all been chosen and i have not #i have cry myself to sleep everyday while they have the joy of bring chosen and important and held #i just dont care anymore... i'll only ever exist as a tiny side roll in ppl's lives #i'll never be a main part or the biggest part to anyone....#i'll always have to be completely alone in everything and watch while ppl around me get to have the comfort of partnership

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years

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I was looking at some of the drivers' profiles on IMDb and I did NOT realize they listed f1 like this:

The fact that its listed as TV series, the way the races are listed as episodes, the way the drivers are credited as playing "self" THE WAY IT HAS A RATING LMAO

#'wow this is a rly long tv series i wonder when theyre gonna wrap it up'#props to you if you know which drivers these are but i think its not that difficult #and the drivers have bios and trivia and height listed etc #the virgin seb having a one paragraph bio vs the chad alonso having 17 #i just had no idea this existed #i just wanted to check how they were listed for dts and now im like ????#also #why only 9.4 i wanna know #joke but:#'wait its a tv show?' 'always has been'#formula 1 #f1 #catie.rambling.txt

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girl-bateman · 6 months

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I think smut is genuinely my weakest point as a fanfic writer and I feel a little bad not being able to deliver on what I know the people want 😓 horny people, I love you.... im doing my best to satisfy, but similarly to your appendages. It is hard.

#i read other peoples shit and go yeah !!! thats how its done !! good job !#while my stuff is like... yeah thats an ok handjob... unrelated but did a virgin write this 🤨#im definitely guilty of having googled how tf to write a sex scene #teasing and build up is fine but the actual act ? it takes the loooongest time to get through #i always end up reading other peoples stuff for inspo

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chadsuke · 1 year

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Comics Read in 2023:

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard!? Vol. 1 by Yuu Toyuta (2018)

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard!? Vol. 2 by Yuu Toyuta (2019)

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard!? Vol. 3 by Yuu Toyuta (2019)

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard!? Vol. 4 by Yuu Toyuta (2020)

Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard!? Vol. 5 by Yuu Toyuta (2020)

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill Vol. 1 by Akagishi K. & Ren Eguchi (2017)

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill Vol. 2 by Akagishi K. & Ren Eguchi (2018)

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill Vol. 3 by Akagishi K. & Ren Eguchi (2019)

Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill Vol. 4 by Akagishi K. & Ren Eguchi (2019)

[ID: Covers of aforementioned books. End ID.]

#2023media #cherry magic is fun!#a dude is a virgin so on his thirtieth birthday he gains the ability to hear the thoughts of anyone he touches #and as a result finds out one of his male coworkers has a crush on him #idk why it keeps saying parental warning. they have only kissed #anyway its fun times and i enjoyed it but it does fall into some of the yaoi tropes #theres a side character who is a weirdo fujoshi and every time she shows up im like. can u die actually #but overall its genuinely quite fun and enjoyable and i always love when theres healthy gay manga with fucking. adults.#campfire cooking is a silly isekai about a salaryman whose isekai superpower is being able to order things online #from his usual like japanese online market and have them instantly drop into the fantasy world #he loves to cook and ends up forming a bond with a powerful god-beast who wants to eat his cooking sooooooo much #it's lighthearted wish fulfillment about being able to do what u love and found family #i like cooking manga so!#will prob also read the light novel i think #gigi.txt #i have a few more comics i read but not enough to fill a third post i read a lot this weekend

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thewingedwolf · 8 months

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me trying to talk about the structural reasons why the tyrell girls are treated like shit and why cersei doesn’t see the walk of atonement coming

someone leaving the most annoying comment i’ve ever seen that’s now going to be the most popular version of this post bc they’re a bnf:

#like i’m sorry what is the point of this ‘well women enforce the patriarchy too’ literally acknowledged that with the cersei commentary!!!#and also the point is like. okay but WHO IS MAKING THE LAWS HERE. WHO IS ARRESTING THEM. WHO SETS THE SOCIAL NORM THAT WOMEN MUST BE VIRGIN #AND IF THEY ARENT THEYRE WHORES WHO DESERVE TO BE PARADED THROUGH TOWN NAKED. ITS NOT ANY WOMAN IN WESTEROS. EVEN THE SEPTAS.#and the last paragraph i just. what are you. i’m so.#i’m not posting my liveblogs in the vs tag anymore i don’t have the blood pressure for being annoyed so often 💀💀#why are you lecturing me.#like why is misogyny ALWAYS gotta bring up people going ‘well women enforce misogyny too’ they’re not the primary enforcers of it.#this is like ‘bullies are always gay’ type shit like.

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