#its madness

[amygdalae]

new character, wood elf ranger knight. im so addicted to character creation rn. look at this

[dianadoppelganger]

insanity

[zilchenthusiest]

…you’d wanna do it in person, huh? Yeah, okay, I think I can work with this! I mean, obviously you can NOT enter the hotel yourself because that would both put all of us at risk and sink my little indie darling (and my spirits) if OJ ever found out (though I guess I haven’t gotten any interference from him since I gave him that real, legitimate interview with Paper he desperately wanted me to do)… but I can at least slip her a note on her way out the door. I don’t know, something about you wanting to talk?

I gotta say, I’m glad I finally get to talk to you without any threat of immediate danger. I still wouldn’t trust you within a hundred feet of me, of course, but y’know, it was quite a surprise to learn how you really feel about everything you did. I’d like to call this a FFF minisode, but I guess that show is WAY lighter than this conversation we’re having…

…in the meantime, do you mind sharing what’s been on your mind lately? I’m sorry to say, but I don’t think the interview’s gonna happen for a good, long while. Test Tube STILL does not want to do this…

-🪭

well, yes, obviously i can’t enter the hotel. not that it’s stopped me before…

i’m not entirely sure how i would feel about you telling mic that i want to talk with her… neither of us know how she would respond to hearing about me, especially since it really hasn’t been as long as it feels since everything. you know. happened. although i definitely appreciate offer.

i wouldn’t want to be within a hundred feet of myself either after watching my behaviors

hell, i’d be terrified of myself if i wasn’t me

as for what’s on my mind…

i’m worried.

worried about a lot of things, but especially about my face. i don’t know if it will ever heal, and the scar keeps spreading and spreading and i’m unsure if it will stop.

…i guess that was a bit of a dark answer, wasn’t it. my apologies.

well, aside from the crippling loneliness and my anxiety about the scar, i’ve been paying a lot of attention to my surroundings… a lot of bugs to study. moths, spiders, butterflies, beetles, spiders, wasps, i found some sort of weevil looking thing! moths….

…did i mention the spiders and moths?

i’ve also enjoyed learning how to scavenge and identify different plants. so even if the forest isn’t that good for my physical, it isn’t always that bad.

[sortagaysortahigh]

Tiktok coming thru w the term “gutter bunny” is so hilarious to me bc ik exactly the kind of white girls they talkin about 😩😩😩 and yk what YK WHAT THOSE WHITE GIRLS BE NICE AS HELL! A lil triffling but THEYRE ALWAYS SWEET OKAY!!!!!! 25mm lashes, cookie monster pjs, smelling like perfume w a hint of weed and/or cigarette smoke, and living w they grandma while driving a beat up ass nissan. THEY WOULD NEVER STEER YOU WRONG OK, THEYD GIVE YOU A RIDE TO WORK IN A THUNDERSTORM WITHOUT ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

I feel like the issue w a lot of these trends on tiktok is they come up w a name for a group of individuals and it becomes trendy to the point that people who do not directly fit into that group (such as the term gutter bunny correlating to white girls that are typically from the hood) start tryna put on an aesthetic and learn random ass rap songs and shit just to fit into that “vibe” and gain popularity for it.

The same thing correlates to the whole “mob wife aesthetic” like yall i live laugh and love my queen Big Ang (RIP TO THE GOAT) and yk i enjoyed the mob wives show and learning ab the fucked up history of the mob bc yk im lowkey a history buff, BUT the romanticization of this “aesthetic” and lifestyle is so crazy to me. WOMEN WERE GETTING BATTERED ON AND TREATED SO MFIN TERRIBLY, TAKING THE FALL AND ALL THAT, and yall are like mmmm those fur coats and cornicellos are nice i like that lemme dress like that and say this is my new look.

ITS MADNESS OUT HERE OKAY, MADNESS.

Like ok i understand the whole mafia/mob literature/romance genre, i get why people enjoy reading and writing FICTION, but theres a huge line between reading a dark romance novel, and straight up glamorizing a lifestyle thats fucking nuts all because people like smokey makeup, bronzer, and fur. Talking ab “im in my mob wife era” I SURE HOPE YOURE NOT CAUSE GIRL THATS MADNESS.

Dont even get me started on the negative undertones of that bullshit clean girl era shit either. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED LORD HAVE MERCY

[the-heaminator]

no but for england sealand was literally the reason, the first 3 he had as babies were during a time where midnight snacking cause the kid wouldn't fall asleep wasn't rlly a thing. then suddenly, it's the 1960's he's got a pantry full of snacks and Peter won't sleep unless he is being held, so three am snacks while watching tv and waiting for the baby to sleep become normal.

And then he had a child to feed which reminded him "o fuck i have to eat too-" and bc he can't cook very well he was the microwave dinner dad and those things don't tend to be the healthiest thing on the planet. But either way this is legitimately just this mans natural state, and he didn't know it :\

Wales watching both England and Scotland getting plump after the second world war, was like "Holy shit so it is genetic? They just never ate enough???"

Also, Peter now gets a slightly softer pillow than Alfred, Matt, Jack or Eli ever got, and it doesn't smell like whiskey as much, or tobacco, or weed, it still does sometimes, but only occasionally.

mmhhmhmh ok im going feral on this image of Arthur cradling a little colic baby sealand, whose crying and only ever goes to sleep in his lap, which he admits is getting a little softer, theres just so much food nowadays that it would be murder not to indulge just a little bit, watching some crusty movie on cable at some ungodly time, or listening to the radio, and falls asleep on the sofa with lil baby sealand

[sarcasmisalifechoice]

Tagged by my beloved @queerstudiesnatural & the ever wonderful @emeraldcas

I can only apologise tbh @eskamtrash @naguaraquerandom @alicechesire @jackredfieldwasmyjacob @femmehepbvrn

[fisgon-fisgon]

the awkwardness of forgetting how to kiss when you're sober disappearing when you're drunk

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[sadclowncentral]

my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[nousanti]

Lately I did wonder if you did it all to make you feel desired, for love to replace your shame.

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks