#its me.

[generalsmemories]

local writer found dead in a ditch after this

[anagorah]

bitches looooove a man who masks his self esteem issues behind a cocky and confident personality...

[constable-rohza]

bitches be like I don't have social anxiety and then hear their heartbeat in their brain when they have to read in English class.

it's me

I'm bitches.

[loyal-without-flattery]

His Imperial Majesty insisted that I open this line of correspondence.

Alexander calls me Lesha, but I am Aleksey Andreevich Arakcheev to you. I run His Imperial Majesty's Own Chancellery.

Only send me something if it actually matters, otherwise I will not answer. I am a busy man. I'm sure you can tell.

Good day.

((this is a joke rp account run by the same person who runs @the-blessed-emperor))

((as always, don't expect historical accuracy! i'm only silly after all))

[castielsparkle]

located horse in storage the other day so of course next logical action was to give cas a steed of equal noble worth

[nutton-of-tata]

Guy who has only read the manga Sekaiichi Hatsukoi walking into an office building: getting a lot of Sekaiichi Hatsukoi vibes from this...

[c4tg1rlf41lur3]

karkat vantas sighting at anime boston?????

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

dogboy that meows at you

[autism-corner]

guy who has been tired for days and needs to wake up fairly early tomorrow cant fall asleep at a reasonable time. 152 killed.

[orpheuslament]

guess who cant sleep

[baby-yongbok]

Guess who got a virus on their PC and needs to factory reset it and is gonna lose so much shit.

[bigwiglesbrain]

if u ever feel alone in this world because u feel like no one finds the man u find ugly also ugly then dont worry bc theres always a lesbian out there thatll agree with you

[maitroll]

It's really hard to find christian lesbians.

I guess I'll die alone.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

love it when the guys at school are like "shes a hello kitty girl" as like a red flag or smth. like have you met a hello kitty boy? so much worse you have no idea.

[emilyroughmix]

[reinelefey]

I dunno what it is about dudes with rings. Especially MULTIPLE rings. But. I fucking.

DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A RINGED HAND FETISH UNTIL NOW.

I mean. I did a bit, but... I thought it was just while stroking the spines of boo--- SON OF A BITCH. It was the dude who strokes the books.

Maybe. I'm DEFINITELY blaming him in any case. Anyway. Men. Wear more fucking rings. It makes a bitch thirsty.