#its ya boy..uhh.. skinny penis!

[mineta-minoru-is-baby]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BAXKKKK

[borzoibabe]

guess who got offered thw promotion!!

[lizbertmegafig]

hey its ya boi uhh skinny penis

[mobang-ja]

rules & info

updated: 6/1/2021

hey uhh, its ya boi uh, skinny penis. this is run by, me, sav (hello!!). i love writing and i love writing for my favorite characters. i enjoy things such as art and kpop, so i am always open to talk about that too!! im pretty blunt but i like to consider myself a chill author. im here for a good time and you are too so dont be nervous. (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)

             blog navi | about me | masterpost

   ➣ support: yagami yato.

   ➣ creates: dark content and or promote it as therapy because its fucking not. this means, creating or consuming (write, read, draw, etc) any media with these harmful topics without any actual repercussions of such work…

      ⟶ content that involves; rape, incest, and underage characters/reader in sexual situations, support pedophilic stories and/or ship, ⎆headcanon and or turn characters into incels.

  ➣ purposely trigger and harm others.

       ⟶ not tagging the media you produce to be spiteful, purposefully talking about triggering subjects around people who can be triggered, send and harass others on anonymous and any other capacity.

   ➣ an apologist/phobic for anything problematic.

        ⟶ abuse; excusing people/characters actions, victim blaming, justifying reasons, use your own trauma to excuse and defend either abusers or your own actions.

↳ SOME ex: “well im a survivor of xyz and i see nothing wrong with xyz” “i have been through xyz and your situation compares nothing to mine” “well if they paid attention xyz wouldnt have happened” “maybe if they didnt react like that (abuser) wouldnt have reacted” “its not as serious as people make it to be”

        ⟶ racism; |⎆specifically if you’re (not limited to) straight or white (or both) and make them homophobic, racist, transphobic and etc.| (not limited to) use unrealistic comparisons to justify police brutality, substitute the black for “xyz lives matter”, microaggression, use slurs, make fun of accents, anti-black, think “blackwashing” is real, send hate to poc creators, and ONLY cancel poc people (especially black people).

↳ SOME ex: excusing a white person doing a harmful behavior but crucifying a black/poc for doing the same, excusing white people stealing from black/poc creators, using ethnic names for yourself although you dont have permissions and or have done research, gaslight poc people mainly black people about harmful depictions and etc.

       ⟶ fetishsizing; minors, races, cultures/customs, lgbtq+ (gay relationships and trans people especially).

↳ SOME ex: this may be picky but if youre 22+ and only age up to 18-19, use the “well its a timeskip” brainless excuse, sexualize minor clothing excessively (uniforms), think loli/shota is okay and if you ARE 1) loli/shotacon and or 2) think its okay to sexualize children please go die, think that a fetish for a race is appreciation when its not, appropriating cultures and gaslight poc voices when speaking up about it, only read yaoi/bl for arousal.

   ➣ make no effort to understand that bullying is very different from: calling someone out | holding someone accountable | cancelling (depends on the situation). 

        ⟶ or bring up peoples past mistakes to hurt them even though they have changed; and or blow up people’s mistakes to hurt their image.

(LMK if you have someone in mind, i might of missed + its just best to ask lol!):

✪ = im more inclined!

∞ = more experienced!

↪ find out if i write for your fave here!

i am fine with most kinks, just don’t give me:

incest

scat

vomit

really weird inflation

vore

feet

underage

↪ everything else is fine, just ask first if you’re weary about anything! you can find what i normally write here.

adni [ㅃㅇ| ⚠️]

adults audiences if you are 20+ and were not part of the fandom when you were 16/17 do NOT read/interact any of my student content. the only exceptions is if they have turned 18+. if this is upsetting to you, block me and move along. there are many more writers who are more willing to let you consume their content.

↪ while not all but most instances i personally have experienced that individuals who are over 24 support nonces or are nonces themselves and it makes me extremely uncomfortable especially with the rise of underage content going on.

yadni [노잼| ⚠️]

younger audiences who are not 16+ please do not read my yandere stories. people who are younger do not understand the difference with overall dark content. from personal experience its true. although right now i necessarily will not write anything too dark with yandere, there are other people who do write more extreme yandere themes and i am not comfortable in indirectly promoting that. this is for your safety.

dcdni [ㅗㅗ| ⚠️]

dark content/heavy 18+ creators please do not interact with my sfw. not much to say and nothing personal. i am just not comfortable.

i will only do requests i am comfortable with.

PLEASE ASK ME IF I AM COMFORTABLE WITH ANYTHING BEFORE SENDING A REQUEST. now, this does not mean dont request anything risque, it just means that if i dont feel comfortable doing it i wont write it.

please be kind.

please dont be rude or berate me for any of my writing choices. i will never intend to ever hurt anyone. also dont hate what anyone requests either. everyone here is here for a good time.

be specific of the request.

if you have a certain idea in your head, please be as specific as you can. enough that i can give you what you want as the finish product. if you are vague i’ll just come up with something on my own.

mention if you want m(ale),f(emale), or g(ender neutral).

for the gender neutral, i will not write smut because as referenced as before, i dont feel like i’ll be able to write it good and make you, the reader, happy. again, its me, not you.

please put either sfw, nsfw, or both.

i often have to get a little frustrated when people dont put that they want it to be nsfw or sfw, because ik some people dont like sex and stuff and i want people to be comfortable. so if you want nsfw, please say so. or i will have to write sfw as default.

i only write for fandoms listed here.

a few reblogs/works on my main will be from different fandoms, but because its my blog i dont care lol. if you want me to write something for a different character, DM me because i write for different fandoms on my other writing accounts, you may find more on my ao3.

i am not accepting more than 5 characters per request.

yes i said i love long requests, but pls no. and if you are requesting more than five characters, pls specify if it is separate or together.

no politics.

just no. i wont even mention it. you might see a few if it runs something deep within me (its mostly just awareness), but otherwise i will try to only post pics, fics, and encouragement. : ) this would include government, touchy subjects, etc;

definitely send memes, even random shit,,, i’ll probably respond to it.

do i need to explain that –

i dont mind who reads and interacts with me or my blog/content, but if you are not 16-17 (older or younger), please ask to DM me first.

i am okay with any interactions on my blog! i dont feel uncomfortable if its thirsting on my blog, at least be 16+. please if you do want to talk, please ask for consent and letting me know your intentions before dming me privately. im always open to having acquaintances, if talking on my blog makes it awkward, you are more than welcome to message me on discord!

~ simply send me an ask off anon so i can reply to you privately!

DO NOT SEND PROBLEMATIC/DRAMA ASKS. do not send negativity or i will snatch your wig. 

last, but not least, do not send me hate. i just dont care, if you dont like me just keep it to yourself!

i think thats it, if you have questions just well dm me or simply do so on my ask. have a wonderful day. ♡

      all rights reserved © mobang-ja / ❝have a great day!❞

[goatbi]

Dark and Dr. Iplier in ‘Worry’: Wow, Author sure is acting weird, we should do something about that when he shows up again 

Host, showing up after two months, having torn out his own eyes: its ya boi,,, uhh,,, skinny penis *passes out* 

[findafriend]

Be my friend you cowards

Yooo what up, it’s ya boy, skinny pe- wait, did you really think my name was skinny penis? Well it’s not. Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Again I’m just joshung ya bros, uhh my name is Erica and I live in the U.S. I’m looking for some online friends because you guys are more real then my fake friends in ‘real life’ I guess.. , plus I have no friends and I’m lonely 🥺

I have the personality of a hawt girl but I have such low self-esteem and I mask my depression with humor, I also mingle in some dark jokes and dry humor so if that doesn’t tickle your pickle then please move on, but hey! If that does tickle your pickle then message me and let’s be friends!!

I’m actually really shy at first but I swear I’m funny and I’ll be the best ( or worst ;) ) thing that has ever happen to you. But once we do start talking and getting to know each other you will see that I FLIRT and TALK DIRTY, so again if that’s not your cup of tea then go to another cafe darling 💕

I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU!!! IF YOU WANT TO CRY ON THE PHONE ABOUT SOMETHING FRICKEN CALL ME I DONT CARE THAT ITS 3 IN THE MORNING, I CARE ABOUT YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY >:(

i do say sksk but i promise you im not a vsco gorl :(

i have a WIDE range of music so if you have any songs you wanna recommend then PLEASE I NEED MORE MUSIC TO FALL IN LOVE WITH

Uhhhh I really like writing and reading, so catch me asking for your opinion about things 😎 I’m really into marvel, stranger things (plz don’t spoil season 3 I haven’t seen it because I’m not ready for the heart break ): ) supernatural, buzzfeed unsolved, ghost adventures, big mouth, family guy, American dad, I like a lot of horror, the office, scream the tv series, slasher, a series of unfortunate events, etc etc.. I really like singing and I would think I’m pretty okay, I’m in choir so I would hope so.

I WILL SEND YOU VOICE MESSAGES if you ever want my number :) and!! i really like FaceTiming :))

if you want to find out more about me i guess you gotta dm me (;

[savnofilter]

RULES

            ⋘ LOADING DATA... ⋙ 6/19/2023

hey uhh, its ya boi uh, skinny penis- this is run by, me, sav (hello!!). im pretty blunt but i like to consider myself a chill author. im here for a good time and so are you!

i think thats it, if you have questions just well dm me or simply do so on my ask. have a wonderful day. ♡

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━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 1

MAPs (PEDOS), PRO-SHIP, RACISTS, ANY TYPE OF "PHOBES", ANTI-ANTIS, SUPREMACIST OF ANYTHING.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 2

DO NOT USE THIS TO HARASS MENTIONED CREATORS, I DO NOT CONSENT TO IT BEING USED FOR MALICIOUS INTENT

support these individuals: yagami yato | writers.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 3

create dark/pro-ship content and promotes it as therapy because its fucking not. this means, creating or consuming (write, read, draw, etc) any media with these harmful topics without any actual repurcions of such work...

SOME ex; rape, incest, adults portraying underage characters/reader in sexual situations, support pedophilic stories and/or ship.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 4

dont tag the media you produce to be spiteful, purposefully talking about triggering subjects around people who can be triggered, send and harass others on anonymous and any other capacity.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 5

SECTION 1 ↺ an apologist/phobic for anything problematic.

SECTION 2 ↺ abuse; excusing people/characters actions, victim blaming, justifying reasons, use your own trauma to excuse and defend either abusers or your own actions.

SOME ex;

      ☆ “well im a survivor of xyz and i see nothing wrong with xyz”

      ✧ “i have been through xyz and your situation compares nothing to mine”

      ☆ “well if they paid attention xyz wouldnt have happened”

      ✧ “maybe if they didnt react like that (abuser) wouldnt have reacted”

      ☆ “its not as serious as people make it to be”

SECTION 3 ↺ racist; specifically if you’re (not limited to) straight or white/non-black (or both) and make characters racist along other microaggressions.

      ✧ excusing a white person doing a harmful behavior but crucifying a black/poc for doing the same.

      ☆ excusing white people stealing from black/poc creators.

      ✧ using ethnic names for yourself although you dont have permissions and or have done research.

      ☆ gaslight poc people mainly black people about harmful depictions and etc.

      ✧ use unrealistic comparisons to justify police brutality.

      ☆ substitute the black for “xyz lives matter”, microaggression.

      ✧ use slurs.

      ☆ make fun of accents.

      ✧ anti-black.

      ☆ think “blackwashing” is real.

      ✧ send hate to poc creators.

      ☆ and ONLY cancel bipoc (especially black people).

SECTION 4 ↺ fetishsize; minors, races, cultures/customs, lgbtq+ (gay relationships and trans people especially).

      ✧ specifically if you’re (not limited to) straight or white (or both) and hc characters as racist, homophobic, transphobic and etc.

      ☆ may be picky but if youre 20+ and only age up to 18-19.

      ✧ sexualize minor clothing excessively (ie; uniforms, diapers).

      ☆ think loli/shota is okay and if you ARE 1) loli/shotacon and or 2) think its okay to sexualize children please go die.

      ✧ think that a fetish for a race is appreciation when its not.

      ☆ appropriating cultures and gaslight poc voices when speaking up about it

      ✧ only read yaoi/bl for arousal.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 6

SECTION 1 ↺ make no effort to understand that bullying is very different from:

      ☆ calling someone out

      ✧ holding someone accountable

      ☆ cancelling (depends on the situation).

      ✧ or bring up peoples past mistakes to hurt them even though they have changed; and or blow up people’s mistakes to hurt their image.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 7

LMK if you have someone in mind, i might of missed + its just best to ask:

↷ find out if i write for your fave bnha / jjba / games!

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 8

i am fine with most kinks, just don’t give me:

      ☆ incest

      ✧ scat

      ☆ vomit

      ✧ really weird inflation

      ☆ vore

      ✧ underage 

↷ everything else is fine, just ask first if you’re weary about anything! you can find what i normally write here.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 9

SECTION 1 ➠ adni.

adult audiences if you are 20+ and were not part of the fandom when you were -17 do NOT read/interact any of my class 1-a, 1-b or other student content. the only exceptions would be the big three (nejire, tamaki, mirio, and any other that are legal adults).

↷ reasoning one and two: while not all but most instances i personally have experienced that individuals who are over 18+ support nonces or are nonces themselves.

SECTION 2 ➠ yadni.

younger audiences who are not 16+ please do not read my yandere stories. people who are younger should not consume dark topics. from personal experience its true. although right now i necessarily will not write anything too dark with yandere, there are other people who do write more extreme yandere themes and i am not comfortable indirectly promoting that. this is for your safety.

SECTION 3 ➠ please ask what i am comfortable with before requesting.

dont ask me in the same ask... how am i supposed to let you know if i FW the req or not bsf?

SECTION 4 ➠ please be kind.

please dont be rude or berate me for any of my writing choices. i will never intend to ever hurt anyone. also dont hate what anyone requests either. everyone here is here for a good time.

SECTION 5 ➠ be specific of the request.

SECTION 6 ➠ mention if you want m(ale), f(emale), or g(ender neutral).

SECTION 7 ➠ please specify either sfw, nsfw, or both.

SECTION 8 ➠ i only write for BNHA/JJBA/GAMES on this blog (this may be confusing, stick too whichever fandom you or on and it will apply).

if you want me to write something for a different character, DM me because i write for different fandoms on my other writing accounts, you may find more on my ao3.

SECTION 9 ➠ i will only take requests from people who follow me and follow my rules.

if you are following/support people in my DNI I AM NOT TAKING YOUR REQUEST! if you support things i am against I AM NOT TAKING YOUR REQUEST!

SECTION 10 ➠ i am not accepting more than 5 characters per request.

if you are requesting more than one character, pls specify if it is separate or together.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━code 10

SECTION 1 ➠ no politics.

you might see (ie; awareness, movements, informational posts etc), but otherwise i will try to stay fandom related.

SOME ex; government, touchy subjects, opinions, etc.

SECTION 2 ➠ if you are not 18-21 (older or younger), please ask to DM me first.

if you want to be friends, please ask for consent and let me know your intentions before dming me privately by sending an ask off anonymous. if talking on my blog makes it awkward, you are more than welcome to message me on discord!

SECTION 3 ➠ from now on, i will not be reaching out or reblogging to anyone who doesnt follow me/interacted with me first.

SECTION 4 ➠ DO NOT SEND HATE/PROBLEMATIC/DRAMA ASKS.

Do not send negativity or I will snatch your wig. All issues with this callout has been done with. Please do not harass me, I do not care anymore.

This rules update was not made to incite or create more discourse, but to publicly show I want absolutely nothing to do with individuals that the multi-part callout includes. The update to the callout post and to the rules is because this group continues to STILL post/vague about me, send asks to me, my friends, and ex mutuals/friends.

If you follow them, support their friends, please do not interact with me. Yes, you are guilty by association, and yes I am being serious. By eliminating the possibilities of “mutuals” overlapping, it gives them an excuse as to why I came across their dashboard.

I highly encourage that you actually read through the callout to make a proper assumption before choosing. Whichever you choose is fine, I do not care.

☆ ccc / discourse related cc&q

[simptasia]

Detroit Become Human + text posts part 26

[ua-is-the-best-school]

Hahhaha. eh. its ya boi. Uhh. Skinny Penis

-ya boi

[jordyjinx]

do u know that vine of that guy saying "its ya boi uhh skinny penis" im just learning hes on spotify and does music with his friend.. and their name is tiny meat gang... i

NOEL MILLER AND CODY KO, MY KINGS ??? 

[rasumi-wolfe]

"Yo its ya boi, uhh Skinny Penis"- @growupkiddos A small sketch of them because i got busy out of nowhere and sooner later gotta cleeeean.

[frascrs]

ah HEY it’s ya boi uhhh skinny penis!! xx jk it’s ally and this is kenneth?? he’s ?? a handful to say the least bgvfind Basically scottish twitter but as a person like this tweet says it all ((:: anyways this intro is really out here about to be just as shitty as sabine’s so ... be warned or w/e ig !! also .. we don’t have to talk abt the ugli theme i got on his blog rn ... i Might change it .. eventually ... probably not

cw: death

ken’s pinterest: here!

( thomas doherty, cismale ) did you hear how KENNETH FRASER is applying to columbia university as a MARKETING major ?! the TWENTY-TWO year old is living in CARLTON ARMS. i heard that they got in because they are +LOYAL and +DYNAMIC, but honestly i think HE can be -SELF-IMPORTANT and -RECKLESS. they’re a real CASTLE-BUILDER. oh well, only time will tell if the SENIOR will make it til the end.

+ rumpled bed sheets, swim trunks, sunglasses, lazy smiles, silver flasks, sleeping late, large dogs, loud laughter, warm evenings, chocolate ice cream, early morning fog, bad horror films, fireflies, late night swims, whispered promises, outlandish stories, churros & the longest day of the year

OKAY, so, this is kenneth & full disclaimer i don’t know Shit about scotland .. i’m basing all my knowledge on uhh outlander and youtubers and thomas’s slight accent so please dont @ me for my shit knowledge/accent okay im Trying !!! anyways, down to business!

kenneth was born in inverness, scotland ( s/o to the highland cows xx ) to two school teachers. they didn’t have much in the way of money, but they were happy, content. he was fourteen when they got into a car accident, leaving him orphaned and living with his uncle?? #1 horse breeded in the highlands? SHEW! love a farm boy!! anyways .. when he went to live with his uncle, everything was ?? so different !! suddenly he was living a life of luxury with a home tutor and shit like that so he was like ... bitch what??? anyways yeah it was a Culture Shock but lk his fav thing abt it was the horses imma choke i love an animal lover kids!

he was always a pretty good kid, staying out of serious trouble and keeping away from the wrong crowd, but he let himself slip when his new rich friends were like pressuring him into drinking a lot and doing recreational rich white people drugs like cocaine ygm? he started drinking to excess and staying out partying at all hours of the night, basically just stressing the fuck out of his uncle lmao!!

despite this hes always been really close with his uncle and their favorite thing to do has always been to take they horses out and basically live that Country Life tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ a healthy familial relationship? lmao who do i think i am

SO this led to him spending most of his time outdoors and kinda secluded despite his so called ‘ friends ’ who lived in edinburgh ( choke thanks! ). when he graduated high school, he wasn’t interested in college much tbh?? he was all set to take over his uncle’s business and its all he ever really wanted to do, but his uncle was like AHA thassa joke m8 and made it so he couldnt inherit it until he had a degree !! SO at first he was just going with the motions of college but its honestly .. such a good time and hes so glad he was forced to go lmao catch him happy to go to class like a lunatic

he’s a marketing major cos it’ll help him with the running of his uncle’s business ( which he plans to branch out to the rest of scotland and then maybe the us if he gets the opportunity ) and he highkey loves it? hes v much a people person like him being alone? unrealistic! he thrives in crowds and around other people so!

yall seen neighbors? zac efron? mhm … that’s kenneth but less douchey ;) he’s also a big time frat guy like OBVIOUSLY he needs constant companionship and attnetion like the Child he is so bvifjnc he’s a walking stereotype yikes.png .. walking around campus like a fuckin moron.. sunglasses and a wide ass grin GOD i Hate Him bgvfjcnkm

he’s a nice guy i PROMISE !! just a bit cocky like flashes smug grins, winks, flirts like theres no gd tomorrow??? but hes lowkey?? insatiable !! and highkey insufferable vfujnd always wanting more and more from life and gets bored really easily .. fickle ass kenneth im Sorry in advance :/

okay so that’s kinda contradictory with how i said he’s loyal but Let Me Explain! he’s very loyal to his friends and family, the few people he really and truly cares about okay !! it’s with like romantic/sexual relationships where hes a bit.. unreliable Yikes

That Said he’s never had any serious girlfriends due to this and it leads him to be emotionally distant, more likely to avoid them at all costs tbh .. just to have fun and live life to the fullest so expect him to brush everything off with a wink and a wry joke

uhh i was literally making this up as i went so lol !! i prolly forgot? a lot!! but anyways ion got any wc’s because im Lazy and my creativity just doesnt extend to plots so.. hmu on chats if u wanna plot w/ me !! xx

[sillymoneydeputypersona-blog]

"Yo guys, its ya boy, uhh... Skinny penis~"

~ that one dude on vine

[ujungwoo-remade]

exo as vines

chanyeol: “ay its ya boy uhh skinny penis”

junmyeon: “YOU SPILLED OWAOWAOWAOWA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG”

sehun: “so im sitting there,, barbeque sauce on my tiddies”

baekhyun: “i have a banana peel on the ground and im going to see if its really slippery like in the cartoons” *slips and falls* “EEEUUUUAAAA”

minseok: “adaM”

jongdae: “U BETTER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

kyungsoo: “we all die u either kill urself or get killed” “whatchu gonna do” “whatchu gonna do”

jongin: “it’s a fuckin bear!!!!!” *bear falls in water* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

yixing: the one of the person aggressively playing a recorder in a car in the street

[ime-ite]

its ya boy uhhh skinny penis with a fucking uhh bus seat print shirt

[laminated-shamwows]

its ya boy uhh.... skinny penis