Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"
Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories
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Excuse me. EXCUSE ME but I am VERY concerned about the Vern one?
oh man that one is going to be hilarious, i can't wait to write it.
it's a bay leo fic where you're vern's personal assistant. you hate his guts, but he pays well, you're really good at your job, it's pretty easy, and he isn't actually the worst human being you've ever met, so you stick around.
(he tried to hit on you once towards the beginning, but quickly learned that that was not going to happen. he's been polite ever since... mostly because you intimidate the fuck out of him. also because you're the one who knows the wifi password.)
you are curious about code turtle that he has in place, though. how if a pretty girl calls into his office and says literally anything about turtles, she's to be put through immediately.
naturally, it happens while he's... ah... entertaining someone in his office. so you call in, and he hangs up on you, then you call in again, this time letting him know it's a turtle situation. (you still have no idea what the fuck this means, but hey, it gets his pants back on.)
you're pretty sure it's some stupid thing. it's vern. he's an idiot.
so cue your shocked face when no, literal turtles come out of the elevator and check in at your desk to come talk to him.
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i dont want to be online rn cause i feel like all ive done all weekend/week is scroll tumblr or read fanfic. so i just stretched on my yoga mat for an hour. but now idk what to do.
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