Fed! Logan who knows Keegan well enough to guess his roosts and teases him through the scope. Just waves or does a finger gun.
Bonus if Keegan doesn't know Logan's ID then, like he has a mask on and they don't know he's out of the pit, so there's just this random Fed who has a heatseeker on him 24/7 and it freaks him out.
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I CANT BEAT MEGAERA IF SHES GONNA KEEP GIGGLING AND MOANING IN MY EAR HELPPPP
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songs made for popular franchises has gotta be one of the funniest things of all time like how the hell am I supposed to tell everybody that one of my current favorite songs was made for POPPY PLAYTIME
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so yesterday was my last day of work, and my coworkers & i were chatting about our first impressions of each other
S: honestly at first i wasn't sure, i thought you might be a bit, idk, cunty? like smug and hard to please? obviously i was wrong, you're spicy sometimes but also one of the nicest people i know. but i remember something about your tone when you came out to everyone just made me think "ugh they're gonna be a lot."
me: well yeah i'm used to having to be pretty defensive about my pronouns, i wasn't expecting y'all to actually Get It.
J: can i chime in with a correction? i remember your first impression of charlie, S, and it wasn't that...
S: okay?? what did i think of them then huh :)
J: well after their second interview, when you asked if we were gonna hire them and we said yes, you said, and i quote, "darn, now i won't have the best butt in the branch anymore!"
S: oooh yeah true, i did say that!!! you do have a pretty great butt, charlie.
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I think for Captain Dads Elias would be the flirty/forward one and while Price wouldn’t be a blushing lady or whatever he would be caught off guard by it.
For whatever reason the Ghosts are in the UK with the 141 (joint op ⁉️) and Elias is all casual like “It can’t all be work, why don’t you and me go get some coffee once we get a chance? Or tea, since you’re English. :3” And Price is just *surprised pikachu*
One, Elias is only there BECAUSE of work, tf does he mean “it can’t all be work”?? Two, Price can’t actually tell if he’s meaning to flirt or if Americans are just Like That. Three, if he is flirting how does he KNOW?
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Dude, you and the rest of the RWDE hatejerk are a bunch of fascist misogynists and racists who cannot tolerate light-skinned men not being the protagonists of a story, and blame women and queer people for it. You stanning Adam sums up how you people care far more about a white dude than the people he fucks over.
So, you would prefer the bobble head, manifactured hourglass, pale ass main girls to continue fucking things up for everyone around them instead of admitting they're not capable of solving even the simplest task? Sounds about right for a RT schlong muncher 👍
In case you keep forgetting babe, I'm POC and femme. In case you forgot again, Adam is the SAME RACE as Blake, so if he's white, so is she with her purple nurple looking ass.
In case you forgot again, I fucking hate the REAL LIFE racist and misogynistic Miles Luna who sexualized his ex girlfriend's bisexuality, calling another female character a prostitute for the way she's dress (ignoring that Yang was an homage to her), and treated a trans woman like shit. So, yeah, I want Jaune dead and Miles Luna sink with the bullshit company Cock Bite.
So much for me being a misogynistic and racist hatejerk 🙄/s
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Are you ever listening to someone talk about a female character and with every statement from them you physically feel
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1983 Justine Bateman's 17th birthday party with Sarah Jessica Parker (Square Pegs), Kari Michaelsen (Give Me A Break), Jason Bateman (Silver Spoons), Michael J. Fox (Family Ties), Mindy Cohn (Facts of Life).
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maybe i do want to gatekeep some things
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