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why do these photos make so much more sense now after seeing Holmgrag
#to those not yet traumatized...#it's chet in a durag 😭 & NO IT's NOT PHOTOSHOPPED 😭😭#jabari in the second photo when chet sits down next to him: *sighs in socially inept overthinking hooper*#.... What's Going On. Buddy :) . * bares teeth like a dubious chihuahua * <-*trying to appear nonthreatening & cordial*#chet: wassup brotha#jabari: 😧#jabari: 🤨#jabari: 😨#jabari: brother--?#chet: GOT THE STRAP ON ME NO LESB-#jabari: ooh-- * changes seat to be farther from him*#chet: ._.#chet internally: pookie bbygirl boothang denies The RizzLord ☹️. shawty stubborn 😕.#jabari tried moving to the entirely opposite corner seat but paolo blocked his escape just in time#now hes staring into nothingness thinking 'well. this my life now . '#..#why do i kind of want them to kiss#me and my cringe dirty mopwater boyfriend AAVEraham lincoln#I JEST! I JEST !!#......#........ anyways
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That NBA Paint x Rockets nicknames video was so 😭😭😭
#unc jeff: why is fred a sandwich? is he bread? 🤨#boban: fred is pikachu 😃❓#tate: is that a chili pepper#jabari: something...with green bean for jalen 😐#jalen: green bean...is me...#reggie: jalen is pepper head...dillon is cucumber head?#dillon: *enters* 😃😃😃#tari: is dillon a dill pickle#dillon: *looks entirely disgusted at his nickname* 🙄#alperen: sen-goat? 😳#houston rockets
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Jabari trying to understand jalen's (and now alpey's) cool kid slang
#he just has troubles understanding them in general#alpey: do u wanna come play wizards with me and the big sticks i found outside :] ?#alpey: theyre smooth so they wont give you splinters! and when we're bored we can use them to poke bugs and stuff !#jabari: .... 🤨 ...HUH 🤬⁉️⁉️
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demar bam and jabari all thinking the same thing
#deebo: 🤨#bam: 😬😟🙁#jabari: devious lip bite smile#see.. listen. i dont get whats so funny mr smith.#see now i understand why bam and deebo can be so affronted by this accurate atrocity#but you have no room to be cheesin#out of this whole court even with paul george considered#you have no permission to smile.#'jabari tonight. thoughts?' i have no thoughts. only demands. only demons#not even trying to hide it he's so devious#demar is so funny#he was gifted with gorgeous brows and damn it if hes not gonna use them#bam and him were judging people so hard this allstar#i love that for them#giannis's winner winner chicken dinner :] allstar award speech and them two in the back side eyeing#this was their mental health retreat where they let the evil out#deebo then turns to stare at the camera like abbott elementary#randle about to make his son cry
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Jabari having the time of his life
#'😐 i am having the time of my life. '#jabari kind of looks like the ugly encanto baby#is chets arm even touching jabaris...#id believe it if it werent or if only his elbow point was stabbing into jabaris arm like a dagger#paolo isnt there because the camera couldnt handle any more happiness (ugliness)#when was this taken... why did they make them do this ...😭#jabari doesnt even TRY to pretend like he likes chet#WHATS THIS NEW UPDATE WHY DO I HAVE TO CLICK THE HASHTAG TO SEE THE HASHTAGS NOW#when i go on a hiatus for this.. then what tumblr 🤨#chet the mcdonalds worker#jabari could have a photoshopped single tear and id believe it#jaba#he is in so much pain always
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Another day another slay for jabari
He looks like a scary baby
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okay twig twist that stick !
he means! BUSINESS ‼️‼️
#go girlboss!#the lady thats interviewing them is so gorgeous!#love the outfit!#bari and tari!!#tari the entire time: 😐 .#he looks so goofy in the 3rd pic#idk why but it makes me think of wiggs?#3rd pic is a very wiggs face! it's his standard stare into space while gnawing on an invisible carrot#bari shifting which leg to bend because he is so tall & tired of looming#i see the struggle!#i understand it which is why i can laugh at it#sometimes i just loom but with ppl that dont rlly know u u gotta shrinkify a bit#jabari doesnt look real sometimes#he looks like a The Quarry character or an until dawn guy#who only gets like 5 minutes of screentime despite being playable#and his only personality is being someones boyfriend even though he acts five#his fingers can almost touch in the middle#hes terrifying but at least hes TRYING to seem friendly#which is a very hard thing for jabari (a bitch) to do!!#tari doesnt even CARE#it's tari time ALL the time#ppl just need to adapt or get left behind!#jaba#ppl are callin tari the next kawhi it's crazy
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