#jake is literally just existing 😭😭😭

[goldenhypen]

i tried. i rlly rlly tried to hold it back but,,,, GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH BEOMGYU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😭🥹🥹😭🥲🥲😆🫠🫠🤭😭🙄😭😭😭

[zan0tix]

Any general thoughts on/relating to the Brobot?

Have my half awake scrawlings...

I really love the brobot!!!! People really misconstrue it and also leave it out in a lot of dirkjake talk? Its a big player in not only how dirk expresses his affection/desire towards jake but also in their multi year spanning unspoken game of gay chicken 😭😭(all of dirks splinters are but Not about them rn)

It was sent yknow under the pretense that jake loves wrestling and wished so bad to have somebody he could wrestle with. But at the same time it protects jake from the horrors of hellmurder island (seen before they strife), pushing jake into the Damsel in distress role he wasnt expecting to play even before all the shit in the game, with Dirk being his hero.

Jake says he keeps it on a high difficulty because apparently in the Novice mode he says their interactions become "too tender" and doesnt want to elaborate, Friendly reminder! His convo with jane on the SAME DAY dirk pulled off that big romantic overture and the kiss happens and him and dirk begin "dating".. is the same day he asked jane if it didnt make him weird for wanting to date dirk. And he also says hed joke around with dirk about how theyd soo make a great couple if dirk were a girl haha.

I imagine the brobot and well. Getting physical like that with a robot that supposedly looks like dirk probably gave jake his internal gay awakening at 13 but he just never wanted to actually confront it and instead just wanted to brush past everything 😭😭 (See: every single time sexuality or romance comes up in relation to jake he is literally always thinking about dirk somehow and he never directly talks about his attraction to men or how that reflects/contradicts on his self image of the Movie Star Hero guy)

and jake doesnt actually hate the thing either, he tells jane he thinks it genuinely did improve his fighting capabilities (Which we see it did in collide! he beat basically the whole felt with guns and fisticuffs alone, no hope powers.) Which serves as a pretty evident parallel to dave who also is good at fighting, even if he doesnt want to be. (see dirk + dave convo)

This one comes from hussies authors notes in the aradiabot and equius scene (which equius imagery being invoked with dirk. something i could totally rant about another time haha) but yeah. Jake was being selfish asshat in that log forcing jane into a corner and wringing what he wanted to hear out of her, and also not giving a shit about the brobot (Which served as his protector and only other semblance of human connection since he was 13 and was a BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM DIRK) KILLING ITSELF? But hes so preoccupied talking about dirk. THE REAL DIRK. And immediately after jake loses the dirk splinter that protected him, HE (AND DIRK) CREATE A NEW ONE FOR HIMSELF USING THEIR COMBINED POWERS/?

Hussie is lying.. somebody Does care about dirks feelings. a whole lot to the point they activate their powers unwittingly Because of it. and its jake. but jake just cant admit that himself. (He cannot admit his real feelings until given permission to, dirk would have to concede the game of gay chicken first using his words and not just actions)

ANYWAY. hussie is so right its so easy to get sidetracked times one million talking about this comic. BUT AHH!! BROBOT. his existence.. tragic.. Jakes really smart in knowing that all of dirks splinters enlighten aspects of himself he doesnt oft share, and the brobot served as another dirk action on the pile of dirk actions he engineers to signify his deep immense care for jake, where he lets these grand gestures and implications sit out in the open without ever actually saying what they mean and where his feelings lay.

EVEN IF ITS SUPER OBVIOUS. The d man cant use his big boy words to actually describe his feelings despite how much a yaps! so jake doesnt know if hes even allowed to say anything about his own. Fellas: Is it gay if you labour for supposedly an extended period of time to create a custom robot in your own image to ship in pieces to your best bro guy crush who is HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN THE PAST because you cant be there yourself?

I think this hal message says enough about how bad dirk wished he could visit jake 💀💀

[xpao-bearx]

"Like A Virgin"

Steven Grant x Fem!Reader/Jake Lockley x Fem!Reader/Marc Spector x Fem!Reader

Read Part 1 HERE

Read Part 3 HERE

Read Part 4 HERE

NOTES: Y'ALL the way my jaw literally DROPPED when not even H A L F a minute after I posted the first part, you guys were already exploding my notifs which I wasn't expecting AT ALL I swear Oscar Isaac's really got us sluts in a chokehold O_o

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU!!! 😭❤️❤️❤️ This is truly wonderful and encourages me a lot, especially since this is my first ever Moon Knight fic AND the first time a story of mine blew up this much! This is also great cuz I've been terribly sick, but of course ✨️priorities✨️ I gotta shower our Moon Boys with some much deserved lovin' and it's just so fucking nice to see that it's paying off! \(^o^)/ I was so happy and inspired that I couldn't resist and just HAD to write this second part ASAP!

Dissociative identity disorder is also briefly mentioned here and if I made any mistakes, then I apologize and please kindly correct me. And I feel like the ending may be a bit rushed, but it's the best my tiny brain could think of!

I'll shut up now and I'm very proud and excited to present... PART 2!!! 🥳 And if you'd like to be tagged for any of the next parts, feel free to tell me!

Also Marc does something very asshole-y here oop

TAGS: @autismsupermusicalassassin @ungracefularchimedes @pimosworld @ababynova @sweatyroadcowboyjudge @anapnovo-blog @am-3-thyst @harrys-tittie @zukoisbabee @wiltedwonderland

Part 2: You made me feel I've nothing to hide

After work, instead of heading home, you rushed straight to the nearest boutique to buy yourself a new dress for tomorrow night. The butterflies in your stomach were doing somersaults and you felt as if you could spontaneously burst into song like in those cheesy musicals your former college roommate was so obsessed with.

You knew the employees were all looking at you oddly as you constantly giggled to yourself like some lovesick schoolgirl while you perused through endless racks of the latest fashion. Of course you knew you were acting ridiculous--crazy--but wasn't that what attraction or, dare you say, love did to you?

Besides, you wanted tomorrow to go perfectly. In your eyes, Steven Grant was already perfect--perfectly imperfect or imperfectly perfect, you didn't know or care which was which. You just knew that you liked him. A lot.

And it relieved and pleased you to the moon and back that he actually felt the same! So, who cares what anyone else thought?

You just hoped that after tomorrow, Steven would like you enough to go on another date. And another. Then another...

Maybe you were looking--wishing--too far into the future, but you swore you could almost hear wedding bells chiming in the distance.

God, is this what happens after being a total virgin for twenty-something years? There was absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin, but your insecurity bugged you. What if you weren't at all what Steven expected?

But another part of you, a positive ray of sunshine, clobbered all your doubts. For once, you were going to be brave! You were going to take a leap of faith! You were going to control your life!

Because, in the end...it was worth it. Steven was worth it. Sure, you've experienced various crushes throughout your life, but not like this. Not with Steven. This felt more...serious. Adult.

It felt as if right from the get-go crossing fates with "Steven with a V", your life was about to change--for the better.

Of course you were afraid, and yet you've also never been more sure of something in your entire existence. You've been waiting this long and you're glad you did, and now you were ready to jump head first (and head over heels) into whatever adventure was in store for you--with Steven.

You then squealed excitedly when you spotted the perfect dress, ignoring the judgmental stares other customers shot you as you hurriedly grabbed it like a child in a toy store.

Yes, tomorrow was going to be a dream come true.

♡•••🌙•••♡

You arrived at the restaurant thirty minutes early. It was totally embarrassing how eager you were, but you couldn't help yourself. Though at least with how early you were, you snagged a good table overlooking the restaurant's beautiful back garden strung with fairy lights and you can have some time to calm down before Steven came.

And you looked stunning. Your hair tumbled down in elegant waves, light makeup adoring your face and donning the contact lenses you rarely used. And the dress you bought fit like a glove; it was the shortest dress you now owned, stopping around your thighs. It was baby blue and had an off-the-shoulder style with some frills, and it hugged your figure just right.

You felt very self-conscious. You've always fancied clothes like this, but never actually had the guts to wear them--until now. Did it really suit you? But you couldn't deny that you were happy and, truly, isn't that all that mattered?

"Shall I get you started, ma'am?" A waitress snapped you back to reality and you shook your head.

"Not yet, thank you. I'm still waiting for my...date." The word made you blush furiously, as if sharing a dirty little secret.

The waitress smiled and nodded, leaving you by yourself once more as you sighed wistfully.

You took out your phone from your purse, checking the time. 6:45 p.m. Alright, not too long now. And you double checked that the address you texted Steven was correct, which it is.

You settled back in your chair, peering over the garden and giggling softly.

"I'm right here for you, Steven."

♡•••🌙•••♡

"It's about time, innit?" Steven murmured, glancing over anxiously at his wristwatch for the umpteenth time. It was already eight p.m., a whole hour past your meeting time (not to mention he arrived embarrassingly early). And he was just informed by one of the servers that the restaurant was closing in thirty minutes, to which a pitiful look was also casted to him.

"It's not 'about time', Steven. It's late." Marc gruffly pointed out, Steven seeing Marc's reflection glaring back at him from the shiny silver flower vase set in the middle of the table. "Face it: she's NOT coming."

"Don't you dare say that." Steven's voice was barely above a whisper, but there was a certain edge to it that one would normally not hear from the soft man. "Y/N would never do that. Not her. She's just running late, I'm sure. Traffic and all."

"Oh, please, we both know that even the traffic here doesn't take this long." Marc scoffed. "Stop kidding yourself, Steven. She's. NOT. Coming."

Steven frowned, and with a shaky hand he pulled out his phone. He should've called you since way earlier. It was the logical thing to do, after all. But he was...scared. Scared that, maybe, a terrifying maybe, Marc was right.

He found your number and called you, pressing his phone to his ear as it began to ring. He didn't realize he was holding his breath until you finally picked up, voice groggy.

"Hello..?"

"Y/N..." Steven heaved a relieved exhale. "Hey, uh, I'm at the restaurant. Guess you got stuck in traffic?" He chuckled halfheartedly.

A long, dreadful pause. And then:

"Fucking EXCUSE me?"

Steven's eyes widened, having never heard you swear before. He was just about to ask what was wrong when you continued without skipping a beat.

"Are you playing with me, Steven? Is this what it is?!" You definitely sounded angry, but he didn't miss the faint sniffles coming from you. Shit, were you crying? What the hell was happening?

"How can you be such a...such a DICK?!" You shouted, causing him to jerk his phone a few inches away from his ear. "I fucking waited for you like a total idiot until closing time, you prick! You never showed and you never answered my calls! What the fuck can you POSSIBLY gain from toying with me, huh?!"

"W-Wait, I don't understand!" Steven was nearly hyperventilating, all the colour draining from his face and his mind running a mile a minute. "I-I'm here! Right now! D-Didn't we agree? Friday night, seven p.m.?"

You were dead silent. Steven was going to check if the call was still connected when you beat him to it.

"Steven... It's Sunday."

Steven froze. Then his eyes landed on Marc's reflection, refusing to meet his gaze and it clicked.

"Y/N." Steven said slowly, steadily, despite feeling like crying himself. His eyes were still on Marc, cold and pissed. "Please. I promise I have an explanation. I just... God, can we meet? Y/N, please, I'll come to you."

"No need." Tears threatened to spill from Steven's despondent eyes at your flat response, before you suddenly added: "I'll come to you. You said you were at the restaurant, right? Stay there."

You ended the call, and Steven flared at Marc--no longer caring if other people perceived him as a lunatic fighting with himself.

"Why the fuck would you do that, Marc?"

"Steven..." Marc struggled to find the right words, and the asshole actually had the audacity to look ashamed. "Listen, she's nothing but a distraction--"

"You always think you know better, yeah?" Steven laughed humourlessly. "A distraction? YOU stop kidding yourself, Marc. This is not just your life, but mine. And it's about fucking time you stop being such a selfish bastard!"

"Um, sir?" Steven winced, greeted by a baffled waiter. "We'll be closing soon, so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave if you're not ordering anything."

Humiliated and repeatedly babbling apologies, Steven abruptly sprang out of his chair and dashed outside. He sighed deeply and collapsed listlessly on the ground, finally allowing the tears to fall.

He vaguely heard footsteps approaching until he saw a pair of worn bunny slippers in front of him. His eyes heavily dragged upwards, finding you staring back at him with an unreadable expression and breaths coming out in ragged pants.

"Y/N!" Steven jumped up, surprised you actually came despite the way he--the way Marc--treated you. Your bloodshot eyes and the dried tears on your cheeks only made him feel even shittier, much more fucked up than any beating he suffers on a mission.

Because at least with those, he can be confident that he and the boys would win no matter the challenge. But with you?

He had everything to lose.

Your hair was a total mess; glasses slightly crooked and you were in your pyjamas, a matching set of a purple tank top and shorts with stars and moons. The only thing you had covering you was a purple silk robe, drawing it closer to your chilly body as your eyes narrowed at Steven.

You should be mad at him, and you were. Still, despite everything, you hopped on to the first bus you saw and scrambled the rest of the way here as fast as you could.

But now that you were here...what in Khonshu's name were you going to do? You could scream at him with all the pain you haven't had the pleasure to release like you did on the phone, but you'd just be wasting your breath. Then again, he wasn't lying. He really is here. And it confused you more than anything.

And seeing him like this, looking so...sad. Well, it made you sad. Him miserably clenching onto a heart shaped chocolate box, fat globs of tears cascading down his cheeks as he gawked at you with his pretty doe brown eyes.

You raised your hand, and Steven shut his eyes as he braced himself for the slap he very much deserved--only to be met with your soft palm, wiping away his tears tenderly.

"Explain to me, Steven."

♡•••🌙•••♡

The travel to Steven's apartment was spent in deafening silence, but it brought upon a strange sort of comfort. Unconsciously, you hugged Steven's black jacket that he had offered you earlier even closer to your much smaller frame. It soothed your nerves, being completely enveloped in his smell; fresh soap with a hint of musky cologne.

Once you reached his unit, you couldn't help but smile. It was just so...Steven. It was a bit messy, but a good kind of messy. You didn't really know how to describe it, but it warmed your heart especially when you saw a giant fish tank with only one goldfish.

"Cuppa tea?" Steven asked to which you shook your head, facing him fully.

"No. I'm a 'get over it' kinda girl so whatever your explanation is, I'd rather we just nip it in the bud." You huffed before you halted, biting your lip. "Oh, uh, sorry... Of course, if you wanna have tea, you can. It's your home, after all."

Steven laughed, his first real laugh that entire day. "Are you always this nice to blokes you should be mad at?"

"Only if they are really into Egyptology and have beautiful brown eyes and gorgeous curls." You rolled your eyes though you couldn't suppress your grin before you cleared your throat, getting a hold of your stupid giddy self. "Now, explain."

Steven's demeanour instantly shifted, serious now and quite uneasy. But he nodded and gestured towards the couch. You walked over and plopped down, Steven sitting next to you and keeping a respectful couple inches between the two of you.

He looked down at the ground, carefully considering his words before meeting your gaze solemnly. "Have you ever heard of dissociative identity disorder?" You nodded, previously learning about it in Psychology class and researching about it due to personal interest. "That's...what I have. I'm an alter within a system, and there are two others--Marc Spector and Jake Lockley."

"Am I correct to assume that when you asked me out...it wasn't actually you?"

Steven blinked, rather startled that you were taking this so well. "Yes. Jake was the one who asked you out."

"Was he also the one who didn't show up for the date?"

"No, that would be Marc." He grumbled. "And listen, I'm truly sorry about him. He's a right twit. It may not have been me who didn't show up, but that absolutely doesn't excuse the hurt it caused you. I am so, so sorry, Y/N."

Your brows furrowed, mulling over this new revelation. But...you believed him, especially when it explained all those times you secretly caught Steven muttering incoherently to himself or staring at his reflection and quietly reacting to something. You were curious about more, of course, but Steven didn't have any reason to lie about such a serious matter. And if he was lying, there were plenty of other things he could say. But the way he acted, and just the look in his eyes--he knew the risks of opening up to you, but he did it anyway.

You clasped his hands in yours, sighing. "I know I look calm right now, but trust me, I'm freaking the fuck out." You chuckled, and Steven felt safe enough to join you. "But... I trust you, Steven. And I believe you. Tell me one thing, though. Are you...into me? Like, at all?"

"Of course I am!" He replied in a flash, making you both pause before erupting into easy laughter. "Why would you even have to ask that, love?"

"It's just... Well, if Jake was the one who asked me out, it made me wonder if you really did like me." You mumbled, looking away.

Steven gently grasped your chin, tipping your face back towards him. "I've liked you since the day we met, Y/N. In your pink skirt and the cute little pigtails you had." He smiled, eyes so amorous and gleaming with sincerity. "Truth is, I've wanted to ask you out since forever. I'm just not as...forward as Jake is."

"And that's fine. But hey, we gotta thank him 'cause Lord knows I'd just spiral into a panic attack if I ever made the first move." You chuckled. But it gradually died down as Steven continued to stare at you, and you never thought you would ever have someone look at you the way Steven did; as if you were precious treasure hidden within a sacred tomb.

Slowly, ever so slowly, your body started moving of its own accord. You were leaning closer, closer, closer--a mere breath away from his lips before he piped up.

"I'm also Khonshu's Avatar!"

"Say what?"

"Um, well, you see--" He stammered, mentally slapping himself.

'Don't say anything, Steven.' Marc warned, and it took all of Marc's willpower not to seize control and actually slap Steven.

But it was too late now. Steven already said too much, but he wanted to be honest with you. Utterly so. And since you wanted to nip this in the bud, now was the best time more than anything.

"Erm... You've seen the news, yeah?" He didn't grant you the chance to respond as he rambled. "Masked vigilantes... Moon Knight and Mr. Knight? They're actually...Marc and I."

"Steven, this is--"

"I'll show you, Y/N. I'll summon the suit."

"Summon the soup? What is happening--"

Steven stood up, and a split second later there was a whirl of white. And sure enough, there was none other than one half of the mysterious heroes you've been seeing a lot on the news recently; his glowing white eyes locked with yours, crisp ivory suit and batons clutched tightly in his hands.

"Look, I know this is a lot to take in--"

"Handsome..." You blurted out before you can restrain yourself.

"Huh?" Steven blushed underneath the mask, and you were the same as your cheeks tinted crimson. Then you rose from the couch, closing the gap between you two and removing his mask.

His curls stuck every which way and his eyes were as wide as the full moon, making you giggle. "You're so handsome, Steven. And yeah, this is a fucking lot to take in. To be honest, a part of me is still wondering if this is all just a dream." You reached up, caressing the side of his face sweetly and smiling. "But...thank you. Thank you for being honest with me."

His batons dropped to the floor, trembling hands hesitantly settling on your hips. You noticed his Adam's apple bob as he looked down at you, tears once again glistening in his eyes. Happiness, relief, adoration--how can so many exhilarating emotions crash over him all at once?

"Can I be more honest?" He whispered, resting his forehead against yours as he gazed deeply into your eyes. "I...want you to stay with me."

Your cheeks hurt from how impossibly wide your smile has stretched, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling his nose with yours.

"I'm staying whether you like it or not, Steven with a V."

[kurogxrix]

Heyyy, i haven't (till now) read any miles quaritch fluff, like anywhere 😭😭 and i mean miles can have sweet moments too not just smutt, like if you're okay with it 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Missin’ something

Miles Quaritch x Na’vi!reader

IN WHICH Quaritch was once a war machine made to destroy, and now he’s a clan member and a husband.

Warning: he’s so sappy it’s so cute, OOC quaritch obv, rushed.

If someone had told the human Quaritch that in a distant future, he would be living like and amongst the people that he once considered savages, he would’ve probably laughed in their faces. His na’vi body had been constructed for the sole purpose of acquiring his past memories and executing his sworn enemy, Jake Sully.   

Though he had foreseen many things of his future, he had not once expected to have himself basking in the heavy rainforest. Even less with a woman sprawled up on his lap. His broad back was resting against the bark of an old tree, his long legs spread apart as you laid between them. Your whole back was pressed against his torso as the side of your face rested comfortably on his chest, your eyes closed as you enjoyed the silence. 

You purred softly as his five fingers caressed the back of your head, fingers intertwined deeply in your hair. Your cheek was squished against his upper chest and you could feel the vibration of his chuckle resonating through his body. If the recoms were here to witness the scene, they would’ve surely told their colonel how down bad he was, but he wouldn’t have cared anyways. 

You had somehow managed to alter his whole existence, banning him from his heavy guns and those ugly clothes that hid most of his built body. Miles was still a little shocked at how you had succeeded at making him wear those low-coverage twengs, or even how you had managed to even convince him that a simple bow would now be his permanent weapon. 

Though he didn’t care, because it was part of his life now. He thought back at the first time that he had met you, when he had immediately known that his heart picking up the pace could only mean bad news. Maybe this was what Jake had felt when he had first met Neytiri, leading him to betray his own people for a foreign woman. Miles felt pathetic for relating to the story of the man that he was quite literally programmed to hate, but he just couldn’t help it. 

Falling in love with you had been almost too easy, and before he could even process everything, he was now your husband and a part of your people. 

Not everything had been all that simple at first, but you both were attracted to each other like magnets, returning to the other despite the odds. 

His train of thoughts had gotten interrupted once he felt you shift along his chest. He lowered his head to look at whatever you were doing, only to catch you staring straight ahead at both of your legs. 

Your legs were comfortably resting between the both of his longer ones. Miles watched as you observed his toes like some kind of freak, watching them besides your own from the corners of your eyes. His anatomy was just so different to yours, despite you both possessing similar blue bodies. He had a recognizable amount of uneven fingers on both his hands and feet, deeming that he was not a real na’vi. 

“You’re a weirdo, stop staring at my toes.” Miles furrowed his eyebrows, his words coming out in his mother tongue as your ears caught on to them. You grinned as you pushed yourself deeper into your husband’s chest, having him huff as you pushed yourself impossibly further back into him. 

“This is what weird, not equal number!” you exclaimed loudly in your broken english. Even after the amount of time that you and Miles have been affiliated, you had never really bothered to learn his language because you didn’t necessarily need it here on Pandora. You said it with so much confidence that it made Miles stutter with laughter, not having it in him to correct your mistakes. 

“If anything i’d say that you’re the one missin’ something,” he muttered in that deep accent of his.

You looked up to him, the fine lines of your jawline flexing as you crane your neck. You pursed your lips as you planted a little kiss to Mile’s own jawline, watching coyly as his ears flutter at your affection. His movements automatically stopped at your sweet peck, his heart beating faster than it had previously done. It was silent between the both of you, but your love was loud nevertheless. 

He observed as you pulled his left hand with your own, your whole hand wrapping around his thumb only. It was no secret that Quaritch was built larger than any other forest na’vi, being a recom. His size itself was enough to frighten a lone warrior, and you never failed to feel utterly protected within the huge arms of your mate. 

Your palm was warm against his own as you pulled his hand above your waist. Without releasing his hand of your grip, you brought your right hand to mirror his hand’s finger-wide-open position. The sight of your smaller palm against his own was enough to stir many feelings inside of Quaritch’s stomach, and he swallowed down his shyness as you kept your hands together. 

Even after so much time of being together, you still could never get over his different features. They all intrigued you to no end, his extra fingers and toes, his hairy eyebrows and his odd size. You loved it all, no matter how much of a package he truly was. Emotionally, he was a whole bundle to uncover. At first he was rude and brash, unaccepting of the ways that your clan had proposed to him for a life. He was cocky and had a loud mouth that would only retaliate in his mother tongue, perhaps the only reason why you had learnt a tiny bit of english. 

Though after many months of hardcore training being put back in his place, he could only start to see your people in a new light. Especially a certain woman that would never hesitate to bite back at him, you. Funny how as much as Miles wishes he would never be alike with Jake Sully, he was also an ex enemy that had conquered the stern heart of a clan leader’s daughter. Your parents had been more adamant about him at first, and you were more closed off but hey, you can strip a man of his life and stuff his memories into a new body but his charm will always remain

He had swooped you off your feet before any other man could, and you were glad in some way. He knew what he was doing considering that he did live past 50 in his previous life, so he was unlike the immature men in your clan. He knew the ways to your heart, and how to inevitably steal it, and rob it is what he had done.

You felt Miles nuzzle his nose against the soft flesh of your cheek, both of your eyes closed as you basked in each other’s presence. The purrs that erupted from your throat once more were like a musical perfection to his ear. He reached down to press a kiss against your cheek before resuming his nuzzling. God, the old Quaritch would have probably puked at how cheesy he had become, but the current Miles would love to argue about how it’s better like this. 

How it’s better to return back home to a warm tent instead of the cold lab cubicles. How it’s better to return home with the feeling of elation because he knows that you are waiting for him back there. How the sweet aroma of your cooking is better than whatever junk is served back at the lab. 

He loved it here, and he loved you. He would rather spend the rest of his life eating larvae with the people that he once hated if it meant getting a second chance at life with you. 

-

Hey, i know this is not rlly what you wanted, but i’ll write you another fluffy quaritch story once i’m done with my requests🫶🏽

[runa-falls]

Ok so I've been playing with Mel's Mafia Jake AI and it got me thinking about what Miguel would be like for some reason??? Dude's half Irish so like, maybe he's a boss in the Irish mob. Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? So he goes about his life, about his business, runs his side of things well. He's lonely at the top but he ignores it, doesn't think anyone else would understand the pressure that's on him...

Until he meets you.

It's some celebration (maybe St. Patrick's Day or something idk) and he sees you across the room/bar/whatever and you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. So he does and you hit it off from the get go. You're smart, witty, funny, sexy...just the whole package. He's basically in love, okay?

Then a boss (maybe a rival heheee 👀) from another city or section (or whatever idk how they divide the city up tbh lmao maybe I should've done more research 😭) comes up and he finds out: you're his wife/girlfriend and it's just like a punch in the gut for him. He's devastated. He's never ever wanted anything anyone else had that he couldn't take...until you. Youre kinda bummed too, you really enjoyed the time you spent with Miguel, and you (honestly) aren't a huge fan of your husband/boyfriend (maybe he's an idiot or just a dick idk).

But you guys keep running into each other, and the feelings between you keep growing, until the tension breaks and you hook up with him at another get together (he takes you against a wall, fast and hard, his hand over your mouth because you're moaning as he pushes inside, the stretch of him divine and he buries his face in your neck, his cock spearing in and out of your wet heat in sloppy, hard thrusts. You're both coming in minutes, his spend dripping out of you and down your legs. The sight is almost enough to make him take you again).

After, you both say it was a mistake, that you can't do this again, it won't end well. But neither of you can help it, sneaking off to meet up in random places so no one catches you (except that one time it happened in your bed 🫢). And and and.... yeah. 🫣

I'M SO. SORRY SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TODAY

OK FIRST, EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS FAN ART BY @darkfoxkirin -- the mafia!mig of MY DREAMS

PLS WHITNEY:

Maybe he took over for his dad and he kind of hates it (has always hated it) but there's really nothing else for him so what can be do? -> i could literally imagine him sitting on a throne, bored as fuck like 😒 damn this SUCKS lolll

He's lonely at the top -> PLEASE THIS IS GIVING THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING BUT IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH -- I NEED HIM AHH

you lock eyes and have A Moment™️ and he decides he has to talk to you. -> the moment™️ KILLS ME LOLL, but YES a love or lust at first sight (spoiler, its both). not only does he need to talk to you, he needs you.

But you guys keep running into each other...-> HEY THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPPH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO ME LIKE THAT 0-0, IM MELTING BRUV -- AND THEY KEEP MEETING 🫠

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ok so imagine that he's getting pressured to marry someone because as the boss, he's expected to have an heir to keep the business in the family.

he agrees to meet up with some aristocratic women just to get his advisors off his ass. it's not like he's taking them home or anything, he's merely meeting them at one of the clubs he owns or getting some dinner.

of course, during one of these 'dates' he bumps into you and your husband.

looks like he's not the only one trying to keep a low profile during the affair.

even though your two gangs are rivals, your husband politely greets miguel (though anyone within a 5 mile radius can hear the venom that simmers below his words).

"Mr. O'Hara, what a surprise to see you here..." you roll your eyes at the dick measuring contest. men can be so --

"Likewise."

miguel doesn't even look at him, barely even acknowledges his existence with his murmured reply. he's too busy looking at you in your pretty dress and the necklace that sits against your chest. he gave you it a few weeks ago, the last time he could get you alone.

he tries to catch your eye but you're not looking back at him, you're looking at the girl who clings to his arm.

both of you barely register that your husband is still talking, eyes devouring the woman who's clearly confused by the tension in the restaurant.

"...and who is this lovely thing?"

"this? oh, this is m..." damn, he forgot. SHIT, he literally just read her file in the car before picking her up. this may not be a real date, but he's not a dick!

she saves him the embarrassment, "I'm Melissa, nice to meet you." she offers a hand, expecting a handshake, but your husband takes it for a kiss. gross. even melissa look weirded out.

"So you're finally out in the field again?"

miguel looks at you warily, but you've been avoiding his eyes during this whole interaction.

"You could say that."

"Good for you." your husband reaches out and holds your hands in his from across the small round table, "It's about time us bachelors settle down."

miguel's jaw clenches, watching how uncomfortable you are being touched by him. "Sure. Look it was great catching up, but me and Melinda have a table waiting."

[qoqurt]

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪ 𝓓ISNEY ON ICE .ᐟ

daisy ahn + stella hughes + park sunghoon go on a trip .ᐟ

( cw for death jokes and suggestive humour )

daisy n stella | daisy n sunghoon | au masterlist

ahndaesee just added to their story .ᐟ

adehase replied to your story : have fun !! take lots of pics !! 🩷

luca.fantilli replied to your story with 🔥

markestapa replies to your story : i can’t believe you’re leaving me to do damage control (clingy ethan)

jackhughes replied to your story : you better bring me a souvenir as compensation for dealing with luke

ahndaesee will a rock from jeju suffice

jackhughes literally why do you hate me

ahndaesee it’s volcanic!!!

_quinnhughes replied to your story : safe travels! keep an eye on stella for me :)

ahndaesee reacted with ❤️

nyujeans replied to your story : text me when you land 🫵

dylanduke25 replied to your story : why couldn’t you have taken sap one and two with you

rutgermcgroarty replied to your story : take me with you i’m having stella withdrawal alr

ahndaesee know your place.

davidungh replied to your story with 🙄

lhughes_06 replied to your story : do you still have room in your luggage to take ethan and i :(

ahndaesee added to their story .ᐟ

🎵 : newjeans — ditto

davidungh replied to your story : PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE PARK SUNGHOON 🚫❌

stellahughes replied to your story : hawt

pshoon2002 replied to your story : soft launch 🥰

ahndaesee it’s not really a soft launch if people know you exist

ahndaesee ALSO FUCK OFF I HAVE BOYFRIENDS

pshoon2002 they can join too ig :/

mackie.samo replied to your story : miss you already 🥹 (luke and ethan are insufferable)

thekimsunooo replied to your story : we were supposed to go with you but sunghoon said no

ahndaesee LOL BE FR

thekimsunooo he hates us and wants us to die :(

simjaeyunn replied to your story : PARK SUNGHOON IS A LIAR AND A GATEKEEPER ‼️

bamgyuuuu replied to your story : if you don’t come visit me in the next business day i’m sending hyuka on you

ahndaesee why are you talking about him like he's a dog.....

edwards.73 replied to your story : sunghoon better be taking care of you >:((

ahndaesee added to their story .ᐟ

🎵: tomorrow by together — happily ever after

pshoon2002 replied to your story : i see how it is.

ahndaesee YOURE LITERALLY COMING TO JAPAN WITH US ITS JUST ONE DAY 😭😭

stellahughes replied to your story : stop they’re so cute ☹️ tell them i say hi!

stellahughes replied to your story : also come back soon sunghoon’s getting clingy again

ahndaesee i should’ve just brought you with me i’m sorry 😞

lhughes_06 replied to your story : we’re the more iconic throuple and you know it

lhughes_06 replied to your story : they don’t take care of you the way ethan and i do 😒

ahndaesee can you please keep it in your pants and pay attention to our other boyfriend 🩷

lhughes_06 come home please 😞

jackhughes replied to your story : your camera sucks

ahndaesee you suck :/

jackhughes you do that enough for the both of us

ahndaesee HEY NOW ‼️

ahndaesee

🎵 : twice — look at me

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ahndaesee SEOULLLL RAHHHH ‼️

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_alexturcotte alright flowers you can stop bragging now 🙄

ahndaesee no i’m okay thanks :)

davidungh no he’s right stop bragging

user1 god i’m insanely jealous please take me here

user2 PARK SUNGHOON AND CHOI BEOMGYU ?!!!

edwards.73 every day i thank the lord for my gorgeous wife

pshoon2002 WIFE?!?

lhughes_06 yes. wife. problem? 🤨

ahndaesee man.

simjaeyunn stella hughes are you free friday night cuz im free friday night if you’re free friday night

ahndaesee GIVE IT A REST BUDDY 😭‼️

pshoon2002 i need jake sim to get a grip before i do something drastic.

rutgermcgroarty EXCUSE ME????

luca.fantilli he didn’t even try to hide it either…..

adamfantilli and why is there so much soju 🤨

jackhughes stellahughes you better not have drank any of that 😒

ahndaesee dw she didn’t!!! (i did) (regretfully)

stellahughes i had a sippy 😽

pshoon2002 then immediately stopped after we lost daisy

ahndaesee die.

ynazzn that tanghulu looks so good 😞

mackie.samo looks easy enough

lhughes_06 daisy specifically told me to keep you and tyler out of her apartment

tyler__duke5 IT WAS ONE TIME ☹️

ahndaesee one time is more than enough actually !!

user3 daisy for best photographer i fear

stellahughes you always get my best angles 🥰

ahndaesee anything for my superstar 🩷

rutgermcgroarty CAN YOU STOP

ahndaesee erm i was here first 🥸

lhughes_06 pretty girl ❤️ ethan and i are keeping your home safe

ahndaesee if i see mark estapa in my home when i call tonight you’re fired

mark.estapa cannot confirm nor deny your statement 🫡

edwards.73 sorry pretty 😞 i can’t say no to mark

note from mei ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ i may make a part 2 — solely because i didn’t realize tumblr mobile had a ten post limit 😭 BUT !! i hope you guys like it :)

though it’s briefly mentioned in daisy’s actual document — she, stella and sunghoon are close childhood friends:) i will go more into detail on her and beomgyu in the future — but their friendship was mostly self indulgent on my end 😞

stella hughes is @wintfleur ‘s lovely oc and if you haven’t checked out roro’s stuff yet i really recommend you do ❤️ she’s been such a lovely friend to me and the development we have between daisy and stella are my absolute favourite.

( pookie tags — comment to be added !! : @wintfleur @winterbarnesblog @lovings4turn @iceflwers )

[r41nc4ndy]

Compiling my german Zip headcanons!

Made These during school, so there‘ll probably be some mistakes as I‘m not supposed to even bring my phone 😝 (update: hi yes I ended up continuing and finishing this at home)

one of my moots lowkey motivated me to do this

Hope you enjoy this!

CW: Mentions of alcohol/beer, occasional swearing!

DISCLAIMER: These Are Just normal HCS, no x Reader or x Character.

Do not cry "you‘re racist!" As I was both born and raised in Germany.

Some of these are based off of things I as a german have experienced or heard.

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☆ I already mentioned this in another post, but she had her first drink of alcohol free beer at the whopping age of 12.

☆ Curses the ever living shit out people in German whenever she‘s really annoyed.

☆ Sneaks beer into school and only shares it with Oliver, Edward and SOMETIMES Miss Circle (Favorite Student privileges)

☆ I feel like Engel at least speaks German, so when Zip, Oliver and Edward are bullying Claire and Engel (as well, I‘m assuming), she‘d throw in something WILD in German and Engel is kinda like: oh that‘s not.. 😀

☆ LOVES Bernd das Brot

☆ She would totally know "Komm, lass uns tanzen." by HEART (alongside Chip).

☆ Although it‘s rare, she sometimes lets out her German accent. For example, she‘s currently rambling and ends up pronounce the German R

☆ Says digga even if she‘s speaking english. It‘s permanently part of her vocabulary.

☆ Dresses with more drip than your average German classmate 💀💀 and she definitely judges them too

☆ When she was very, very young (like around Chip‘s age which I‘m assuming is like 5), she was a HUGE Bibi Blocksberg and Bibi & Tina fan. Had a lot of merchandise of them that she would NEVER EVER share.

☆ Would purposefully draw the ugliest outfits on the characters from the Top Model Books and put the little sticker clothes that came alongside on to the most brutal and metal characters ever.

☆ Always had Satch pencil cases. Thought they wer boring and drew on them. Free canvas lol.

☆ Loves saying German jokes in English to Edward and/or Oliver bc they make no sense in English.

"Hey, hey, guys. Can I tell you a joke?"

"If it‘s funny, go for it."

Zip, who‘s trying to control her laughing "Okay look, Two Hunters met each other."

"And?"

"They both died." Zip bursts out laughing.

"That makes no fucking sense."

"IT DOES"

☆ I feel like she has a little notebook where she writes a bunch of dumb stuff down, including many, MANY German memes only Germans would get. Meine Mama, meine Tante, der kleiner-

☆ Always has that German candy on stock (only for Chip, the coolest little brother!)

☆ Can open a beer bottle with literally ANYTHING you give her (except if it‘s a weak material, then obviously she can’t.)

☆ Praises German lunch knowing damn well it sucks ass. She only likes it because they got a mini burger and chocolate Santa once in kindergarten.

☆ Finds the raw existence of Frankfurt, Berlin, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Bayern so hilarious for no reason

☆ Whenever Engel tries to say something positive in German (idk in what scenario he‘d do this, but imagine he would), she‘d counter react by saying something diabolical in Germany (technically you could count this in another hc I wrote down.. oh well <‚3)

☆ Knows a lot of kid shows, German or not, but always prefers (and often times only knows) the German version of them like; Sofia die Erste, Jake und die Nimmerland Piraten, etc.

☆ makes fun of American food (it‘s so processed okay 😭)

"Haha! Seriously? That Fanta is basically just chemicals! Your stomach will LOVE that chemical burn!"

"Please let me drink in fucking peace"

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That‘s all for now! Should I write a German Zip FF? It won‘t be romantic and honestly only contain Zip being a menace but in GERMAN

[canonically47]

review pls

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP YUL HAD HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM AND WE GOT JAJAMES IN THE FINALE. ONC DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ME.

DCAS ep 19 - review

spoilers !!!! (but you knew that.)

tom saying jake sees the best in people was so fucking funny i'm sorry like we both know He Does Not. even the line was like 'despite his anxieties he..' baby ur literally saying 'despite not seeing the best in people he really does see the best in people' you are so fucking stupid

side note tom is actually an idiot, unironically. not haha himbo idiot just an actual fucking idiot. how is he 30. how is he a fan favorite. HOW IS TOMJAKE A FAN FAVORITE SHIP nonono im not talking about this rn im NOT (claws at my enclosure)

ugh i forgot tomjake is like. a thing. and not a very bad made-up fanon ship. and they're giving them a spin-off. for a sec i allowed myself to exist in a world where ONC made good writing decisions. what a world it was

james being jake's biggest hater was amazing. almost unleashed my inner jake hater. there is still time though, trust

kinda sad to see huntess not hang out with anyone but each other. i was waiting on tess interacting with gabellie or something

on the bright side, GRETT HAVING A MOMENT WITH GABELLIE??? HELLOOOOOOOOO?????? CAN YALL HEAR ME???????????????

gabgrellie save me.... save me gabgrellie............

speaking of ellie she looked so off the entire episode. why did her eyes move like that. am i crazy. she looked so ugly

oh my fucking god they fucking burnt yul's face. that's crazy. grett the woman that you are <333 i might actually draw the prick because he looks cool now

i am also sooooooo glad they're not giving him a half-assed redemption arc. they know he sucks ass. at least we have that

krystal saying "that's the good shit" was the most embarrassing thing ever in fact her entire part before dinner was embarrassing. why did she keep. doing that and saying that. girl why are you interrupting the moment you want to get on camera are you an idiot

also she fell victim to the inconsistency bc tell me why she was bitching and moaning the entire season about 'those that really matter' and being all lpvey dovey about her friends but then derek is like 'trevor :)' and she goes 'why arent u professional' girl.

and derek. man. we all know youre lying genuinely fuck you. 'he matters to me' GIRLLL WHEEENNNNNNNNNNN HAVE YOU SHOWN THAT 😭😭😭

FIORE AND ALEC!!! ALEC SCOWLING THEN LOOKING AT FIORE AND INSTANTLY SMILING!!! HIM PROTECTING HER FROM YUL!!! HIM COVERING HER EYES WHEN YUL GOT BURNED!!! TH!!! THE!!!!!!! THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DUO EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

now allow me to be even more not normal

JAJAMES CRUMBS 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥 JAMES IS HELPING JAKE IN THE FINALE EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HERE IS HOW JAJAKEDEN NATION CAN STILL WIN- [gets shot] [gets shot] [gets shot] [gets s

please god PLEASE LET THEM BECOME FRIENDS because if they do i will actually write DSVC fic about jajakeden getting together. i made a promise to myself to never write DSVC fic but if they become friends. i will be so. fucking. annoying.

JAJAMES PLEASE BECOME FRIENDS PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE 😭😭😭

sooooo glad fiore not only did not pick riya but also GAVE HER THE DISADVANTAGE. JAKE FANS HERE IS HOW WE CAN STILL WIN

why did they bring emily back just to make her a bitch.

JAJAMES PLEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

there are many things wrong with this ep (like derek existing, and also his lines, and also yul existing,,, and the stuff ive pointed out) but its ONC. i'll throw them a bone ig. i'm okay with what we got, it obviously wasn't a masterpiece and it felt fanservice-y in parts (yk that one post or ask or whatever that says season 1 & 2 DSVC was a show a fandom was built off, but season 3 is a show built off the fandom? yea some scenes reminded me of that. coigh cough krystal mildly breaking the fourth wall.) but i'm glad connor only got like 2 seconds of screentime, fiore and alec got along, and the jajames crumbs oh my.. <3

overall, an 8/10 and if my memory isn't failing me this is probably the best rating since ep 13?? but yea it was a good episode i'm fine with it. im surprised they didnt ruin.everything. bc yk its ONC. so yea!!! yay yippee yay!

i am so glad there are only 2 episodes left . istg if i watch the spin offs or new seasons i need yall to shoot me. and remember how i was talking some time ago about rewatching the entire show after DCAS came out fully? yea no. not doing that. when episode 21 comes out i will be cheering because i will finally put DSVC behind me. i fucking hate this show WE ARE ALMOST FREE!!!!!!!!! CHEERING

[assiely]

♪— 12:23am - Sim Jaeyun ¡! ❞

→Sim Jaeyun x fem! reader

→ synopsis: your best friend helping you with your homework and ended up realising something.

→ warnings: none?

→ genre: fluff 😔🫶🏻

→ word count: 764

a/n: i swear i love JAKE SIM 😭 don't mind my grammar 😀👍🏻 give feedback guys come on don't be shy😔✌🏻also this is not one of my best 🥲

Having homework on math or just the math itself is the complete opposite of fun. the struggle is real. even the teacher itself is also annoying. why giving these much of work especially on weekends. you couldn't even solve one question from the work. already struggling from the start, you called your best friend Jake to help you out.

He thinks he's pretty good at it but looks like he's also struggling judging from the face. "Jake are you sure you know the answer cause you don't seems to know it by looking at your face" of course he didn't but how can he admit that when he literally call himself 'math genius' 2 days ago.

"i got it trust me" that's what he says. you're not sure if you can trust him. the questions are hard and so many. "the answer should be 3 according to the back answer but i got 7" you swear you could just burn the whole book. the only thing that stopped you is nothing, you just did not burn it yet. "alright let me try."

Almost giving up after a good 10 minutes of him trying to get the right answer. he slowly put down the pen. looking straight at you trying to hold his laugh. "i got 10.5" a good seconds of silence were heard before bursting into laughter. even the 'math genius' couldn't get the right answer you honestly didn't know what to do.

"how did i even get 10.5? is there something wrong with the questions?" he even blamed it on the question now. he insists on trying again but this time he got 77.8??? is he really good at math or he just trippin'. "jake how!? 77.8? i didn't even get that much of number!" you laughed, shouted at him. but in return he just giggle looking at you.

When you laughed, he felt something in his chest. he felt so good seeing you laughing when he is the one making you laugh. he didn't even realise you're that pretty when you smile of course he did think that you're a pretty girl but just now you're even more beautiful. he just stare lovingly at you while you're busy laughing at him but he didn't mind that one bit.

"let's take a break although no question is solved. I'll make some ramyeon for us" jake agreed to you because it's ramyeon. you quickly went to the kitchen and make some ramyeon with SPAM of course. after 15 mins it's done. you served the ramyeon and eat.

"you can rest I'll try solving it for you hopefully this time i get the right answer" it's past 10 now and you're tired so without complain you rest your head on the table near him and doze off to sleep. for only 15 minutes he was able to concentrate. how can he focus on math when you're sleeping next to him. he look at you and thinks you're the cutest little angel ever to exist. he found himself staring at you for as long as he can remember. he take pictures of you and smile like an idiot.

"So cute" he mumbled. you suddenly moved from your position and that make him flinched a little, quickly put his phone away afraid that you might see him. "did you get the answer jakey?" you asked half asleep. 'jakey' that's all he have on his mind. you never called him like that. it made his heart skipped a beat.

"It's getting late i think you should go home. tomorrow's Saturday anyway. will you come and help me out again jakey?" again with the nickname. he didn't know why he felt this way but he knew there's something new he never felt towards you. he went home since it's past 11 midnight.

While laying on his bed he couldn't stop looking at his phone cause he was looking at your taken pictures of you sleeping, so cute yet funny. hair all messy but peacefully sleeping. "I'm going crazy" he mumbled. if people see him right now they might considered him as crazy. he look at the time, it's 12:23 am, Saturday and that's when he knew he deeply fell in love with you and wouldn't be able to get out of it easily.

Minutes have passed still looking at his phone thinking that you didn't noticed him while ago. but little did he know that you're not asleep the whole time? no, he didn't have to. but one thing for sure is that you felt the same way as him.

© assiely 2023 do not copy or remake

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

I know I just sent you an ask, but I thought of another one

What do you think will happen with Spider and Kiri's relationship?

In the comics they refer to each other as siblings and Jon Landau accidentally spoiled that Jake will "take Spider in" in the future which is why there were so many articles that came out before ATWOW that described Spider as Jake and Neytiri's "adopted human son."

However, in the movie the way they look at each other when they're alone... yeah, I've never looked at my brother the way Kiri looks at Spider.

Honestly, I could see their relationship going either way. (but whatever happens I hope Spider doesn't get adopted by the Sullies and then ALSO dates Kiri cause that would feel weird even though they're not blood related 😭) What do you think?

HAHA, I have also answered this before, my friend, and I think it's a great question.

So, I think that all the articles before about Spider being Jake and Neytiri's adopted son were from that original concept before they changed things. Clearly before things were in a healthier place, with Spider officially adopted or at least treated like a son by Jake and Neytiri more so than their kids friend. I think the changes were made for a few reasons, most of which we can only speculate, but I wonder if one of those reasons was spiri.

There has been so much alluding to spiri by Sigourney Weaver specifically, and there's literally mountains of evidence for Spider Sully, so how can both exist at once?

Simple! I actually do think they will and can do both and here's why. Spider and Kiri haven't grown up as siblings, they grew up close childhood friends. If he's adopted now he's adopted at 16, still a child but also still matured with his relationships already established. To me, it feels like at this point it's like if they take in their daughters boyfriend lol. I mean, when you marry someone you call their parents your mother-in-law and your father-in-law. To some people, those parents are better parents to them than their parents. I think "take Spider in" is going to be more so like "you're a part of this family, kid." Less "we have adopted you now so you and Kiri are sisters now" and more "Kiri loves you and so do we, you are now our son and brother."

Does this make sense? I feel like I explained it way better before. Anyway, I think things are going to develop at the same time and in conjunction, and it will come out feeling a lot more natural than it seems to us Spider-was-adopted-at-birth-in-my-head" stans, lol. Please let me know if this was clear or if I should explain more, lol.

[allyallyorange]

The amount of inspiration and motivation you give me is CRAZY. I always gotta manifest that you posted something before opening this site because I wanna see your stuff so bad.. can you tell I'm a BIG lover of your art and plot............

Literally HOW do you make your AU's SO GOOD?!?!?! (I'm trying to make my own ateez AU and I rlly don't know where to start.....)

HI OMG! This is so adorable 😭😭😭 I really appreciate messages like this!!

As for how I make my AUs/how I approach AUs,,, honestly I think I’ve just consumed so much content in my youth plus my aspirations to work in the animation industry have made me kind of understand storytelling to a degree, so I think it’s fun to take some ideas from content I like and change it to make a whole new story

Like for AT AU obviously there is no Adventure Time character that will perfectly align personality wise with a member of Ateez, so instead of wildly changing someone to force them into the exact role of Princess Bubblegum for example, or make someone Jake, I just take ideas from the series that I really enjoyed (post apocalypse, magic, cursed character, platonic familial relationships complicated backstories and potentially morally grey characters) and then let that inspire me to relate it to in this case, Ateez.

For Mafia au I had a lot of help brainstorming that but I think the root of ideas comes from maybe like. I see a picture and I do a doodle. Then my brain thinks of other things I kind of know/want to see within that world. I drew Jongho and Mingi in mafia au before anyone else and before it was a big au with fics to go with it. After the drawing I kept having more ideas and then @nnnnnnnothingtoseehere had ideas and suddenly it grew. I watched a lot of mafia/crime movies/series during the pandemic tbh so I had lots of inspiration. AUs like this are fun cus while AT AU directly is inspired by a pre-existing series, this AU is just based on an idea and there are a bunch of sources of inspiration!

Then for my Cowboy au that’s kind of like. My own little project. I’m kind of thinking I may eventually change designs around to make it not an au but an original “project” just for something to put in my portfolio. Of if people really liked it maybe I’d do something with it. But sometimes the beauty of an AU over an original project is people already know and love the characters which takes a lot of the work presenting new characters and hoping people enjoy them. Anyways, yea for this AU as it is rn, it’s just born out of my love for the western aesthetic. Also during the pandemic I watched a ton of spaghetti westerns as well as newer westerns and I found I just really love the vibe. Even when I don’t love the movie it’s really the vibe that I enjoy, couldn’t really explain why haha 🥲. I then realized I strongly dislike drawing horses and in fact (controversial opinion but it is my own) I’m not really a big fan of horses so I thought I’d lose interest quickly if I had to force myself to draw horses for certain drawings. I decided to do motorcycles instead just cus I thought it’d be more enjoyable for me to learn how to draw that than horses lol. So then the AU became lik the. Futuristic Cowboys and then that’s how it got the way it currently is

As for making the story it definitely helps to have someone to riff off sometimes. I thought of most the ideas for AT AU story wise by myself but when I was first coming up with it I was sharing all of my ideas with my younger sister, and occasionally she’d get an idea too, or expand on something a little bit. I don’t really know how to explain the way I come up with the overall story I think I just decide on a bunch of bullet points that I want to happen just ideas in the void. Then I think of major plot points I want to happen. Then I think of dynamics of characters. Then I just start organizing those ideas. Not necessarily in that order but those are the kind of starting points I guess!!

That was a long explanation haha I’m sorry! Hopefully it helps a little! Good luck making some fun AUs!!

[i2ycat]

in celebration of memorabilia coming out, here are my thoughts and opinions ab the songs (excluding criminal love and one in a billion) that no one asked for 😝😝🫶🏻

fatal trouble: OH MY FUCOING GOFODOOSLDOSOSOSOZOOSODODODODOD. ik i said lucifer might’ve been my favourite song but FATAL TROUBLE JUST CANNOT BE TOPPED. THIS SONG. I NEED IT IN MY VEINS. DO WE HEAR JAKE????? DO WE HEAR HEESEUNG???? LIKE THE ‘i don’t know u’ part gets me ON MY KNEES…. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 i really love how enha stick to their concepts and they FUCKING OWN IT… i really wanna kiss the producers with this song, like this INSTANTLY BECAME MY TOP 1 ENHA SONGGGGGG

teeth: the background in the chorus kinda reminds of phonk music, LIKE PLS TELL ME U HEAR IT AS WELL. i would def listen to this to power walk ngl 😹😹☝🏻this MIGHT be least listened to song in the entire album since it’s not really my vibe but I MIGHT CHANGE MY OPINION the more i listen to it… we’ll see!!

lucifer: this song is literally the cuntiest song to ever cunt. LIKE OH MY GODDDDDDS. the beat is so sensual and sexy!!!!! but this probably has the saddest lyrics to ever exist 😹😹 IM NGLLLL, it sounds like something nct 127 would release as a bside… but it might be just me idk… AND OH MY FUCKING GOD. DO WE HEAR JAY HERE??????? like that fucking high note oh my…. this is def my top3 song in the entire album 🙈🙈

scream: OUUUUUU I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD TOP LUCIFER WHEN I HEARD THE MEDLEY BUT IT DID… like it sounds like something you listen to while speeding at night i’m ngl,,, like it’s making me think of illegal racer!enha. i love this song sm, like enha really has released not a single bad song, and i’m not even exaggerating 😭😭😭 UGHHHH.

can u guys tell i like fatal trouble a little too much..

[sunlightmurdock]

I’m back with another fuck, marry, kill but this time…apocalypse dilf edition 🤭 with Joel Miller, Rick grimes, and dbf!jake

- @sugarcoated-lame 🥰

Krickettt !! How could you do this to me 😭😭😭 I’m legit so fucking torn 😭 can’t I just have all three love and dawn over me?? Jk if those three were tasked with sharing a love interest they would kill each other so fast 💀

This is literally so hard

I think I would marry dbf!jake because he has the least amount of trauma and least amount of dead wives and also bc he exists solely in my brain and is a culmination of the sexiest parts of both Rick and Joel

And then literally as much as it devastates me, I think I’m gonna have to go with Joel over Rick… and now hear me out hear me out…

I don’t think season 1 Rick would’ve been the best fuck. He would be good, probably,,, but very just middle aged husband basic… I think season4 / season 5 Rick would have been where he unlocked his real sexual potential

Whereas Joel has been sex on legs since episode 1 and hasn’t relented for a second since. So I’d have to kill Rick (a task which seems to be impossible)

[kwop-kilawtley]

the movies robbed us of so many great bella x jake moments that were in the books… and some were just half-assed with no real impact, such as their breakup in the end of eclipse. the scene in the book is beyond heartbreaking, but in the movie it’s so? meh?? or on a lighter note, the training scene when jake was in wolf form and he licked bella’s face, that was some cute bff shit that i wish they had included. so if you had to pick 3 moments from the books that you wish were in the movies, which would they be? 

We were ROBBEDDDDDDD!!!!! Simply! Okay Literally the end of eclipse is the bane of my existence it ruins me every time and the movie scene was NOTHING. The entire purpose of eclipse was her fighting with the fact that she does love Jacob and that she DOES have to make a choice. So for them to just throw away that end scene with them was horrible. She doesn’t even say she’s in love with him or cry or give us ANYTHING. Also like in the book they were cuddled in bed and then afterwards she was grieving over him and depressed. It’s my biggest issue with all the movies. WE NEEDED THEM CRYING AND CUDDLING AND GRIEVING OVER THEIR LOVE AND LIFE AND FUTURE. WE NEEDED HER TO SAY WHAT SHE SAYS IN THE BOOK that Jacob is her soulmate and she WANTS to stay with him but that she didn’t have a choice. We needed edward being like are you sure? I never seen you so upset… and then bella being miserable about planning the wedding cause she never wanted it.

I also understand why a lot of this fandom is team Edward bc if you only watch the movies it makes sense bc it doesn’t even seem like Jacob is really all that important. In the books he is there ALL the time and all of Bellas best moments are with him. They have more of a romance than Edbella.

Idk if I can just pick 3 tbh….. also this is not counting the end of eclipse but that’s totally my main issue and wish we got it so bad

1. In new Moon Bella having that dinner with Jake & the family pre wolf. She was holding hands with Jacob giggling and being a cute teenager with him & she said she felt genuinely happy for once. GODD I love this scene so much.

2. In new moon where after she jumps off the cliff and they go back to jakes house and she’s changed into his clothes and they’re cuddling and he falls asleep on her.

3. Conversation hearts. Sorry but this has a grip on me and I wish they included it so bad 😭😭😭🫶🏻

But like there’s SOOO many tbh. So many scenes of them in the garage being real and cute. There’s a few scenes in eclipse I am thinking of that were so good.. like when she’s just with him on the beach when she shouldn’t be. There were a few beach meets with them and they’re just so tender ugh. That scene in eclipse where Jake and her are doing dishes together and he accidentally cuts himself and she’s like freaking out. Jacob is in eclipse a LOT and it’s so obvious how much she loves him and how much she’s really trying to be annoyed at him. Which is all revealed in the end ofc. Oh also them trying to find the meadow!! Hiking together unsuccessfully. There’s so many honestly ugh. Feel free to send me some more than you wish were included or scenes in the movies that did not properly portray. OH SPEAKING OF DUHHH THEIR FUCKING KISS IN ECLIPSE???? Bellas inner monologue is so intense it’s such an insane awakening for her and she sees their whole future and the fact they cut that out is HORRIFIC. tbh I think a lot of people skip over Jacob parts. I also think the producers knew that if they portrayed any of this then it wouldn’t be good bc exb is endgame.

[international-sunrise]

spoilers for lookism 😶✌️

i'm going to be so angry if Jake loses yet another member of his family, but i'm going to be extra pissed if the man dies without 1) helping unveil the murder of gapryong 2) explaining how the fuck was james lee involved in any of that and 3) how and why is this related to the mistery of the second body. my man that's gonna be the biggest waste of character since jiho was killed off.

as the eldest kid I feel entitled to say that jake is so eldest-daughter coded with the whole "i hate my father but i wish I could be as strong as he was" on god stop the jake abuse you can help today just call 0-800-HELPMYPOORLITTLEMEOWMEOW

also remember when jake was just some guy running a ponzi scheme with the help of his uncle at the ancient old age of seventeen. the good old times when i wasn't emotionally invested in the life of a fictional gangster 💀

i went on a tangent lemme take the next exit back to the original topic.

like i already get that jinyoung is somehow related to hyungseok in a way, their fighting styles are similar (they have "imitation" as a starting point, so to say) which in lookism is Extremely Relevant but i need to know how it got so convoluted that even hyungseok's mom knew of the man and was worried about her son knowing of his existence. there's an entire second webcomic on that premise alone, literally what is up with the 0-Gen why did they split up boyband style and why is their messy divorce haunting the narrative like 15 years after it all happened. and why do they all look so ancient 15 years is not that long of a time why everyone in lookism ages like they're dogs 😭

also, completely unrelated, but I've been laughing to myself since the last three chapters because in my head jaeyeo's been just, passed out on the floor somewhere meanwhile fake hyungseok cleans the floor with everyone's asses, and everyone just kinda fights around him.

also what's up with the death flag parade what is this, why does it feel like a season finale, are we approaching the end of an arc? yet another recently-relevant-to-the-plot character is going to die isn't it.

why does it feel like fake hyungseok is going to accidentally murder someone if nobody manages to wake him up.

alternatively, what if fake hyungseok actually wakes up... and he's not hyungseok anymore. like literally what are we going to do.

[dollyyun]

ruby core is literally you just casually dropping the most insane teaser ever and then poofing out of existence while we readers lose our minds 😔 no bc i’m so excited now grrr sim jaeyun?? when I catch you jaeyun??👹👹 but why do I lowkey feel nervous about meeting him?? IN THE FISHNET TIGHTS TOO?? we gonna be hunted fr fr this time 😭😭

LMAO RUBY CORE😭😭😭😭😭

i don’t think part 2 teaser is the most insane teaser tho- HAHSHSHSDHDHA

yea frfr WHEN WE CATCH U JAEYUN👹

bae i don’t think you should feel lowkey nervous about meeting him because the real ones you should feel nervous about are hoon, jay, and ESPECIALLY heeseung🏃🏻‍♀️💨

yeaaaa jake has a fishnet tights kink kinda💀

ooohhh you have no idea😭😭y/n is gonna be traumatised again🥰