#jamieroy

[kcsplace]

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[atorionsbelt]

me when i’m an actor who passionately endorses the gay shipping of my own character with his repressed narrative foil onscreen and am not afraid to say it

[trentcrimmisgay]

roy “tough love” kent brought jamie “responds positively to roy’s tough love” tartt into the boot room for a private harsh pep talk and jamie just cried. bawled.

all humor of the scene aside: roy talks to him like he usually does, just thinking jamie needed some extra motivation. but baby broke down & instead of just closing off to all emotions like roy usually does, roy HELD HIM WHILE HE CRIED. and asked keeley for help. i can’t stop thinking about it

[artbypurplegorilla]

the tension...

[oh-surprise-its-me]

The press going wild after finding a slutty mirror pic Jamie posted years ago of him and two models.

He doesn’t understand what’s so crazy about having a threesome but apparently they are freaking out about the fact one of the models is a guy??

He’s asked about it and he just goes “mate have you seen us, course we wanted to have a threesome”

And the press is like no no not that part the guy part we assume you guys didn’t do anything and are just bros??

Jamie is like wtf I had that man in a bed ofc I was gonna hook up with him as much as the girl he’s gorgeous???

He also points out it’s no longer relevant since he’s happily engaged and him and his fiancé have talked about it?? Like wow old news okay gotta be a slow news week losers.

Roy is just standing off to the side banging his head into the wall because Christ Jamie have some tact when announcing our engagement.

[oops-innitt]

jamie: hi i’m jamie, and this is my ex-boyfriend roy. :)

roy: stop fucking telling people that.

roy: i’m his husband.

[itshype]

Roy, trying to cope with Phoebe entering her astrology phase: Fuck, I gotta figure out what time of day I was born...gotta call my aunt or something I hope she remembers.

Jamie, tying his shoes, completely on autopilot: It was two thirty, in the afternoon.

[coolpointsetta]

multiple times jamie has come into practice with hickies everywhere. his neck, his thighs, his fucking ass (dani swears he saw one during the showers even if no one else did). worse than that, he comes in limping, can barely sit down properly

multiple times beard and nate have had to corner roy in the coaches’ office and sternly tell him to stop fucking their best striker to the point he can’t walk anymore

multiple times roy simply replies “he fucking begged for it” and walks away

[deardarlingthings]

when people say that jamie tartt is anything but loosey goosy with his sexuality

[kcsplace]

[atorionsbelt]

keeley checking out the window once she kicked roy and jamie out of her house

[masochistartt]

what one (1) mean look can do to a puppyboy

[trentcrimmisgay]

Roy is gonna be so sad now if his best friend Jamie DOES die of the incurable condition of being a little bitch :(

[nottonyharrison]

Roy/Jamie sort of afternoon. Full on Patreon.

[puppypeter]

I very rarely think about storylines for royjamie after richmond (because it breaks my heart a little to think of anyone of the team leaving) but like it's possible that jamie would choose to stay with richmond his whole career, it's also possible that the people at richmond itself would push for him to play for *insert the name of whatever other european football team is considered the best* and he becomes a proper super star, being invited for fancy events and shit.

(In a made up world where Ted stayed in London) Roy and Jamie got together while at richmond and now Roy travels with him everywhere as his own personal coach / PA / secret boyfriend / man behind the camera of every instagram post / personal grumpy cat / number one fan / emotional support teddy bear / personal chef etc He loves being with him 24/7 and finds it fulfilling to still be involved with football and helping someone be the best they can be but without the added pressure of having to constantly step outside his comfort zone that he'd have experienced being a manager to a whole team (he's doing good with being vulnerable with Jamie, he can do it with one person that he loves and he is still going to therapy for himself to work through his own trauma/CEN/grief and is focusing on learning to be in his skin as a human being and not this fucked up idea of masculinity he's got in his head) And Roy has a private instagram account under a random username where he follows and is followed only by the richmond team/coaches/Rebecca/Higgins + Keely + Georgie & Simon + his sister and he only uses it to post pictures of food, nature, weird shit he finds in the cities they visit, and his fit boyfriend. Since it's friends only he does use captions ("the muppet had a late night last night" with a picture of Jamie asleep on the floor) and all the himbos love to comment, especially Dani's "Sexy muchachos #JOY" under every single picture.

"night out post Milan fashion week with the muppet and some lovely faces i have missed"

"one handsome dressed-up muppet in Paris"

"Elopement fit check #MyMuppet" (which sends everyone in a melt down) Here's some pics of Roy that Jamie posts instead (in his photo dumps to be sneaky but there's really a lot of roy on his profile - also they 100% got a puppy!!). Also think the proper first post containing only Roy that Jamie would post would be after they elope and it would melt down the internet (the in-universe royjamie rpf-ers especially)

(the last one is such a slutty roy pic *cough cough*)

"Roy Kent always remains 💙🪢" (somebody feel free to make an actual ig posts edit of this with better pics/captions if you fancy I will do nothing but cry and thank you forever because I have no skills but I cannot stop thinking about these muppets getting married!!)

[cruxcly]

In Roy’s previous relationship with Keeley, we saw that his love language seems to be quality time, as evidenced by the episode where Keeley gets fed up with Roy hanging around her all the time.

Getting up at 4am everyday before work for someone just to help them train is a huge commitment. It’s also quite a bit of time to spend together, especially when you literally already work together.

Now, I’m not saying anything, but….