#janus is a huge analogical shipper fr

[quackkaz]

Logan : Virgil and I do not use pet names.

Janus : I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Logan : Honey.

Virgil : Yes, Dear?

Logan : …

Virgil : *freaks out when he realizes* Wait—!

Janus : Don't ever lie to my face again. That’s my job.

[quackkaz]

Janus : Truth or dare?

Virgil, kinda doubtful : Dare.

Janus : I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Virgil : Hey, Roman?

Roman, the comment building up his ego : Yeah?

Virgil : Can you move? I'm trying to get to Logan.

BONUS!!

Logan : *confused*

Janus, thinking : They are so cute together. Sadly, Logan is oblivious. Anygays… Ship~!