#java dude

[yummycrummy]

hello I'm not sure if you're taking requests but I love how you draw the Dudes you're the source for like 99% of my Postal Meme Content. anyways may I beg for a crumb of Java Dude in these trying times. bro's house got arsoned I think he needs a hug.

haven't been asked to draw him for awhile,,,

[nor3gertz]

Haaaaiii can you please pleeeeaaase draw Postal Dude from old mobile game? Nobody in the fandom draws him and it makes me sad😭

ermmm aaaahmm ummm i tried

[j0nerinoo]

Could you maybe draw p3 and Java Dude together :)

u understand,,minecraft

[gamerzylo]

[cult-rangoons]

heavily considering making a long ass rant about my interpretation of the postal timeline and universes and how i fit postal brain damaged in and how some dudes are kind of somehow the same dudes to me

[qwuilty]

Have u made any other Dude tomodachi life characters?! I tried making Java Dude and I don’t think it looks that great.. Yours look so good 😭

I actually needed an excuse to remake my old corkscrew mii so i have now!

Also cause my old miis didnt have the ability to be put in the mii maker, here's my miis with their genders swapped for gay purposes if i didnt mess it up, tried to match them up as well as i could! Hoping they can be scanned ok cause i had to kinda mush em together

[aria0fgold]

I don't know why I'm the way that I am, but I am. (Felt like I just came back from a battlefield tryna understand what this shimeji thing is).

[dawnleaf37]

AND THE JAVA FARLANDS OBEYING THE 64BIT LIMIT BREAK DOWN QUICKLY EXACTLY LIKE THE BEDROCK FARLANDS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

[thinkingabouttimdrake]

me a year ago when my cousin definitely did not ask who tommyinnit was

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[yummycrummy]

hm,,, postal mobile dude perhaps?

[gamerzylo]

[muninandhugin]

My lil dude Ansel now has a whole area to explore!

Great Java Tutorial

[ravensilversea]

I did it :)

hello hello hello remember shimejis? yeah we have the good old ones and brother I made them usable for the modern pc because the files we have of them simply are not compatible with the newer versions of java.

No need to install any additional software, just click on the .jar file and let them run wild across your screen [if you do get issues, try installing the newest version of java, its free]. You can also grab them and throw them around at your will. The folder contains: Rokudo Mukuro by Inner-Cass Hibari Kyoya Hibird Xanxus Squalo download here since its a google drive upload I will try my best to slowly update them as I find more (IF i find more OTL) those are absolutely not made by me but rather mostly the japanese khr fanartists of old - however, due to the shareware-ness of a shimeji, i am unable to track the original artists unless the shimejis come from deviantart

[jenosbigtoe]

okay so I've been thinking...

you're dating nomin and jeno was fucking you while jaemin was getting groceries. jeno though it would be a good idea if you would call jaemin to see if he could notice.

(IDK WHY BUT SOME KIND OF IDEA LIKE TJAT HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR FOREVER😫)

mdni. nsfw 18+

pairing: lee jeno x reader x na jaemin

warnings: poly nomin, phone sex (kinda), unprotected sex, daddy kink

a/n: when i tell you when this came in my inbox 😵 i almost passed away

“stop fucking moving.”

jeno hisses into your ear as his hips drill into yours from the back relentlessly. he has you trapped underneath him, his thick arms locking you into place to keep you from squirming out of his grip. your throat is almost raw from the moans spilling out of your mouth with every thrust of his cock. as he continues to pound your abused cunt, you arch your back and push your ass back to meet his thrusts.

“fuck- daddy go faster,” you whine.

the feeling of every ridge and every vein on his thick cock rubbing against your gummy walls and his heavy balls slapping against your clit with every thrust left your legs shaking and core tingling with intense euphoria. you don’t even hear the phone ring and vibrate on the nightstand until jeno holds the phone’s blaring ringtone right next to your ear.

“answer it,” he rasps.

your mind is numb with pleasure and you can barely register what is going on. “w-what?” you gasp out.

he doesn’t relent his thrusts, continuing to pound your pussy like he was trying to break you in half. “i said answer the phone.”

he gives a particularly sharp thrust to your cunt, reaching his cock deep into your walls and kissing your womb. a shock wave shoots up your body, causing you to scream out in pleasure. before you can even give a reply, he’s always swiping the answer button.

“hey dude,” he answers. but he doesn’t stop fucking you, still thrusting his cock in and out of your poor little cunt in a steady rhythm. “yeah she’s right here. wanna talk to her?”

you panic, shaking your head no no no but he puts on the phone on speaker and places it next to you anyways.

“hi baby” a familiar voice calls out from the other side of the screen.

you want to freak out. “daddy, please,” you whimper quietly. you turn around to face your boyfriend from behind you with a desperate look on your face.

but he’s already grinning back at you with an evil look on his face as he places the phone next to your face. he continues to thrust his hips into yours, tightening his grip on your body to keep you from even thinking about getting away. he mouths to you, it’s just jaemin, baby. you can talk to him. he’s your boyfriend too.

“hello? baby are you there?”

your mind is a mess and you can hardly think straight enough to decide what to do next. “y-yes? why d-did you call, jaem? did you need something?”

“well i called because i’m at the grocery store. i know i ate the last of your favorite oreos and i promised to buy you more but they’re out of the kind you like. which flavor should i get instead? they have birthday cake, java chip, mint, ooooh snickerdoodle that sounds good, um-“

jeno’s hand snakes down to your throbbing core, rubbing your clit as he fucks your hole. you bite your lip and try to breathe through your nose, holding back moans threatening to spill out into the phone.

“fuck, that’s fine th-that’s fine!” you cut him off. you pussy clenches around jeno’s length, squeezing him as punishment for putting you in this position. the combination of his hand on your clit and his cock in your pussy is driving you crazy, sending waves of pleasure from your core to every nerve in your body.

you can hear the confusion in his voice at your outburst. “um, baby, i said I’m sorry for eating them. i mean-“

jeno’s hips deliver a particular sharp thrust straight into your cunt, completely bottoming out and reaching even deeper than before. you yelp, caught off guard and unable to hold back.

“j-jaemin just get whatever! i don’t c-care, fuck,” you try to steady your breathing but with jeno’s cock pumping in and out of you and bringing you closer to your climax, you can hardly even think straight.

between jeno’s thrusts and his work on your clit, your orgasm crashes over your senses like an earth shattering wave, filling your body with pure euphoria. your hips shake erratically and your cunt clenches around his thrusting cock uncontrollably as you ride out your orgasm. he continues to fuck you through your climax, relishing in the way your cunt drips around his cock and squeezes him so deliciously with your release.

from the way jeno’s length starts to twitch against your walls, you know he’s close. his thrusts go from strong and steady to fast and erratic as he desperately chases his orgasm.

the phone has been silent for a while and you think jaemin has already hung up.

until you hear him say “did you really think i didn’t know what you were doing this entire time? what you sound like when you’re getting your pussy fucked? like i don’t know that you only call us daddy when we’re fucking you like the dumb slut you are? open the fucking door i’m already home.”

[yesterdays-xkcd]

But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!

Pix Plz [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Black Hat stands in the entrance to Cueball's room, the door broken down. A surprised Cueball has turned away from his computer to face him.] Black Hat: Hi. I'm here about the girl who visited your IRC channel last night looking for Java help. Cueball: What did you do to my door?

Black Hat: When someone with a feminine username joins your community and you say "OMG a woman on the Internet" and 'jokingly' ask for naked pics, you are being an asshole. You are not being ironic. You are not cracking everybody up. You are the number one reason women are so rare on the Internet. Black Hat: At least, the parts of it you frequent.

[A woman enters the room, holding some sort of device.] Black Hat: As someone who likes nerdy girls, I do not appreciate this. I'm here to ban you from the Internet. The gal behind me with the EMP cannon is Joanna - she'll be assigned to you for the next year. Try to go online and she'll melt your PC. Cueball: Dude, she's hot. Is she single? Black Hat: Joanna, fire.

[esthermika]

i fucking hate writing java dude what do you mean list.stream().forEach(list2::add)??!

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