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I have both java and bedrock editions, and neither give me exactly what I want out of the game. Keep inventory counts as a cheat and disallows advancements in one version, and in the other version you can't leave the coordinates on without having a ton of useless data fill up the screen.
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*crawls out of IDE covered in blood* i can make popups now!
#the problem in the end was one character. i needed to capitalize String...#finn says shit#undescribed#programming#java#for context this is the first time in programming ever that i have been able to communicate with the user via anything other than plain tex
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idk what the biofilm is onto of the aquarium !!! getting mixed signals !!!!! ‘not enough agitation’ ‘possibly due to hard water’ ‘fungal bloom’ PICK 1 !!!!!!!
#stream#like ok the agitation helps but the hard water makes sense i’m going to do a big water change soon#like ok there’s been cross contamination w the 1.5gallom but the filter in there is taking care of it i think my u1 filter is having#problems so i’ll fix that w the water change im literally running a fluval mini across the top to see if it’ll fix it but i woke up this#morning & IT WAS WORSE ???????#anyway so also the 1.5g is going to be a black water shrimp tank but i’m also putting a chinese money plant in there PROPERLY !!!!! it’ll#LIVE !!!!!!!#it’s called AQUATICA why WOULDNT it#just wrap the roots in java moss apparently so i’ll do that got 100g of java moss en route so should work
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*cackles*
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Advice for making stuff work well in Debian?
Hmm, most of the troubleshooting I do is weird architecture issues that won't impact anyone running Debian for x64 but off the top of my head
If you know exactly what package you want, command line package manager use is just fine, but GUI frontends are pretty nice for searching through things if you want to actually read some details on what you're installing. Yeah you can just use debian's web-based apt stuff but it's not convenient to do that. Using a frontend is convenient.
This is non-debian-specific advice but most of the time if I need to do something more complex than like, crop an image or maybe put a color filter on it, I just use photopea because it being online means it works on just about anything. It's not quite as advanced as Photoshop but most of the capabilities it lacks are rather small and niche, as opposed to like "You can't do outlined text" (thanks GIMP) (Also you can run whatever image editor in wine if you want and if you have a better computer than I currently do (rip to my good one) it's worth giving a go. Sometimes you need to do some config but lovely linux users on the internet will often give you the exact settings you need to get the program working :))
MComix is a good CBZ viewer
If you install imagemagick, it may change or mess up your settings for default image viewer. imagemagick is a divine and beautiful program but its image viewer totally sucks so change it back if it does this.
This is mostly fairly specific huh.... Most of the time my computer Just Works for me. I can do troubleshooting for a great many issues but generalized advice is a little harder X'D
#sometimes java devs cause me problems though#i thought python devs were bad but at least they have compatibility ironed out they just suck at writing readmes#java devs are like 'please sequester my .jar that requires antiquated dependencies from anything new or it will break' okay why though#why is java dev like that#um but that's not exactly a linux problem and i don't know how to fix java development i only use like c family and asm
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STARTUPS AND ESSAY
Symbols are effectively pointers to strings stored in a hash table. Usually they begin with a conversation in which someone mentions that something would be a bad sign if they didn't. But when you first start working on a program it can take days to really understand it again when you return to a problem after a rest, you find your unconscious mind has left an answer waiting for you.1 But what does that really mean? When I see patterns in my programs, I consider it a sign of trouble. And in fact, the way things work in most companies, any development project that would take five years is likely never to get finished at all. Use succinct languages. And what pressure it would put on the city.2 There may well be something that does, but if I had to choose between the just-do-it model does have advantages. Whereas if you start a startup explicitly to get rich, but they are still missing a few things. The total value of the companies we've funded is around 10 billion, give or take a few. Some people who've read this think it's an interesting attempt to write about something that hasn't been written about before.
I asked myself which I'd choose if I could only tell startups 10 things, this would be one of the nicest places in the Valley. However high a startup may be flying now, it probably has a few leaves stuck in the landing gear from those trees it barely cleared at the end of California Ave in Palo Alto, though there doesn't seem to be unusually smart, and C is a pretty low-level one.3 Now everyone can, and we can't be in a dozen places at once.4 The point is simply that there are more constraints. They want languages that are believed to be suitable for use by large teams of mediocre programmers—languages with features that, like the speed limiters in U-Haul trucks, prevent fools from doing too much damage. Blue staters think it's for sissies.5 And you know why? But if languages are all equivalent, why should the pointy-haired bosses to revert to the mean. -Self variety. The better they are, the more leverage you get from work experience is the elimination of the flake reflex—the ability to get things started. How much of a problem is each of these?6 Why only do it once?
Some of these we now take for granted, others are only seen in more advanced languages, and two are still unique to Lisp. It would be too low for some who'd turn you down and too high for others because it might make their next round a down round. Others say I will get in trouble for using it. I only know people who work there want to stay there, instead of whoever circumstances throw you together with.7 But when you import this criterion into decisions about technology, you start to get the same price. This essay developed out of conversations I've had with several other programmers about why Java smelled suspicious. It's a smart move to put a startup in the summer between your junior and senior year, it reads to everyone as a programmer. Which they deserve because they're taking more risk.8 7, though there is nothing to see outside. A good programmer working intensively on his own code can hold it in his mind the way a mathematician holds a problem he's working on. Let's take a look inside the brain of the pointy-haired boss?9 This essay developed out of conversations I've had with several other programmers about why Java smelled suspicious.
And so American software and movies are malleable mediums. Whether or not understanding this can help large organizations, the phrase used to describe accounting methods and so on. Let's run through an example.10 Unfortunately picking winners is harder than that. There are very, very few who simply decide for themselves. Would the transplanted startups survive? For nearly everyone, the opinion of one's peers is the most powerful language you probably won't need as many to build a wall of a given size. Could we have it both ways? When you talk about code-size ratios, you're implicitly assuming that you can write programs that write programs.
It felt as if there was some kind of anomaly make this summer's applicants especially good?11 It would improve the average startup's prospects by more than 6.12 The safest plan for him personally is to stick close to the center of the herd. It seems the clear winner for generating wealth and technical innovations which are practically the same thing. When you pick a big winner, you won't know it for two years. But maybe not.13 It's much safer to invest in a startup you can change your idea easily, but changing your cofounders is hard. We're in a business where we need to pick unpromising-looking outliers, and the handful of people who couldn't become good mathematicians no matter how long they persisted. In many technologies, version 2 has higher resolution. S i; return s;; This falls short of the spec because it only works for monopolies.14 We can afford to take at least half a million. Throw them off a cliff, and most will find on the way down that they have wings.
That's why we advise groups to ignore issues like scalability, internationalization, and heavy-duty security at first.15 Because Python doesn't fully support lexical variables, you have to do well at that. At a minimum, if you create a new variable s. What's going on?16 Two have already turned down lowball acquisition offers. In the other languages mentioned in this talk—Fortran, C, Java, and Visual Basic—it is not clear whether you can actually solve this problem. Most of the numbers I've heard for Lisp versus C, for example, you can no longer claim to have invented a new language, it's because you think it's better in some way than what people already had.17 In Microsoft's case, it was Ada. 43, meaning that deal is worth taking if they can improve your outcome by more than 6. In this article I'm going to try to explain in detail; they'll chase down all the implications of what's said to you can sometimes lead to uncomfortable conclusions. That's partly because Y Combinator itself had near zero effect on Boston when we were based there half the year.
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A preliminary result, that good art fifteenth century artists did, once. Then you'll either get the people working for me was the season Dallas premiered. Quoted in: it's much better than Jessica.
One thing that drives most people come to you; who knows who you start to be about 50%. It's true in the cupboard, but it's hard to say about these: I should add that none of your own? As Paul Buchheit points out that this excludes trickery like buying users; that's the intellectually honest argument for not discriminating between various types of startup: Watch people who get rich simply by being energetic and unscrupulous, but you get bigger, your size helps you grow.
I'm using these names as we use the wrong ISP.
But it turns out to be started in Mississippi.
I'm claiming with the buyer's picture on the relative weights? Convertible debt can be useful here, I have a lot of classic abstract expressionism is doodling of this essay wrote: My feeling with the founders chose? I couldn't believe it or not. Microsoft concentrated on the subject today is still possible, to the same thing.
This sentence originally read GMail is painfully slow.
It would not make a brief entry listing the gaps and anomalies. There's a variant of Reid Hoffman's principle that if he hadn't we probably would not be surprised how often the answer.
There was one cause of accidents.
If you're the sort of pious crap you were going about it as if having good intentions were enough to do this with prices too, but they start to get going, e. VCs I encountered when we make kids do boring work, the Romans didn't mean to be important ones. Monroeville Mall was at Harvard Business School at the data in files. It seems we should have become good friends.
He made a lot of people who did invent things worth 100x or even 1000x an average programmer's salary. Especially if they seem pointless. I'm not saying, incidentally, because any VC would think Y Combinator makes founders move for 3 months also suggests one underestimates how hard they work for Gillette, but if you have to make up startup ideas, because universities are where a laptop would be worth approaching—if you aren't embarrassed by what you care about.
I mean type I startups.
If you try to be spread out geographically.
The second biggest regret was caring so much control, and logic.
If you freak out when people in return for something new if the statistics they use; if they could to help you in? VCs may begin to conserve board seats for shorter periods.
The word regressive as applied to tax avoidance. I get the people who did invent things, you should push back on the fly is that it's up to his time was 700,000. Convertible debt at a middle ground.
Siegel points out, First Round Capital is closer to a college that limits their options?
I'm not sure. I'm not dissing these people make investment decisions well when they buy some startups and not least, the local stuff. This is actually from the success of their upbringing in their heads, which draw more and angrier counterarguments. They accepted the article, but more often than not what it would destroy them.
Thanks to Joe Hewitt, Marc Andreessen, Robert Morris, Sam Altman, Jessica Livingston, and Steven Levy for the lulz.
#automatically generated text#Markov chains#Paul Graham#Python#Patrick Mooney#features#plan#names#project#ground#something#numbers#problem#startups#Reid#trucks#Business#thing#program#companies#version#Java#sup#Dallas#versus#Boston#peers#artists#outliers#answer
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the silly
alternate thingy under cut

#attempting to practise perspective 💀💀#maybe ill colour this maybe i wont#i genuinely dont know why my art style changes EVERYTIME I POST 😭😭😭 its acc a problem#ieytd#ieytd fandom#i expect you to die#ieytd 3#ieytd2#agent phoenix#i expect you to die 3#agent phoenix ieytd#my art#also the pockets are VERY necessary#agent java
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apparently, by happening to know that you need to preallocate arrays in matlab, i've saved my labmate like five days of simulation time
the shock of having had useful programming-related knowledge not already known to all of mankind was so enormous that i may need to lie down
#my main personal qualities are cute/good at teaching and public speaking/knows fucking nothing about computers#it was like a jumpscare. i had to make him repeat himself so i could parse the sentence#box opener#doctor worm#goddamn.#i did also solve one of my most insanely tedious hand-processing data problems the other day#by... finally noticing that my ROIs were grouped in the time dimension rather than the Z dimension#and just making a time series stack to store them in so they wouldnt pile up on top of each other in one frame anymore.#but in the process of figuring it out i learned to write like six lines of the imagej java(???) macro scripting language!#which is like being able to do things on a computer!
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im so tired (its almost 7am) but im literally a god with javascript at the moment.
(not really; the thing i was doing was probably not that hard to figure out if i had maybe just sat and thought about it instead of spending the last three or so hours trying to figure out how to word my javascript inquires to duckduckgo.)
anyway does anyone know how to make neocities sites? im so tired.
#.txt#im trying so hard to make a website for a project that i want to start this year#its not going great if im struggling to even figure out a simple if statement problem in java#tho maybe itd be easier if it wasnt fucking 7 in the morning and i actually got some sleep
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my tumblr experience is mostly muttering on posts I reblog in my own safe little corner of the internet but every now and again I come careening out of the woods to scream about wireless headphones or local museums before disappearing again
anyway it’s been a while. Look at my shrimp.

Next water change they’re getting an algae scrub.

EQ was hiding and we wouldn’t want you to miss out.

And the newest member of the tank, Skates, a Green Lace Filter Shrimp! He’s very good at hiding and even better at dodging my camera, so this is the first photo I have of him and it’s terrible
#shrimp#my aquarium#I tried to get a shot of the otos but they weren't having it#and the guppies are as illusive as ever#the java fern isn't doing so hot#but the amazon sword is going wild#so that's a fun problem to have lol#the intruder snails persist#the snail trap I bought was pure garbage#so at this point I think I just have snails#which is unfortunate#because that means I can't fix my tank as much as I'd like#without giving them even more places to hide#ugh
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I need mojang to start making their stupid event servers for java too
#can't belive i have to play bedrock to get this stupid cape#it runs so bad on my pc and the experience is horrible after years of playing java. just. make. another server for java players#how could that be so hard#I dont want to play bedrock i do not like it :( it doesn't have toggle sprint :(#they have realms set up for java too no#? so what's the problem!!!! start coding!#minec
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the gods of technobureaucracy have it out for me today
#why must java suck so bad#why must developers fail to write documentation#and then expect me to just solve all their problems#when im the one trying to make problems in the first place
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God is there anything more annoying than my team lead coming to me and complaining that my readable code is slightly less fast than his unreadable nightmare idea?
A. Bitch we're using python. It's not fast. We already made the tradeoff for readability against speed
B. This code doesn't need to be fast and is fine
C. Everyone else's code is definitely slower than this and he doesn't have shit to say about it
Like ok yes, if I just put all the random functions into one file and shook them up it would be faster. But I'm still only going through the data once which is better than everyone else and also fuck you no one will be able to understand the outputs if they aren't explicit somewhere!
#like if you want it fast no problem boss ill rewrite it in rust#i literally hate python and i hate even more when people take the only good thing about python (readability) and destroy it#to save 5 seconds of processing time#i miss java. java is fast.
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Haha I somehow fucked up downloading a shimeji
what the fuck
why am I like this
#I accidentally set it to open in Firefox and not Java#Which is a very big problem#Anyway#how’s your night going?#Rambling
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i can't even get algae to grow, man
#bastspeaks#i have never once had a problem w/ algae#which honestly kind of tells me i'm doing something wrong. what? i do NOT fucking know#ive tried different soils#root tabs#nutrient supplements#all of the above at once#NOTHIN'#anything i get other than java ferns withers away within a few months
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i have GOT to start adding documentation as i go jesus christ
#i am BUSY writing CODE i KNOW what it does i dont need to EXPLAIN what it does#listen. i get why its important but i am so tired of finishing shit except not really!! cause now i have to add a bunch of shit!!!!#this is a problem i have created for myself i understand this i just have to be a bitch about it for a minute#i just get into a rhythm when im working through a problem and stopping to add comments breaks the flow#working with java rn if anyone was wondering. doing stuff for class
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