#java today

[parasite-the-symbiote]

YALL

What would you guys do if I just

Ate somebody?

That’d be crazy right

[stickynotebirds]

208. Java Green Magpie

[pidgefudge]

physics has me bashing my head against the wall. wtf is any of this i don't. understand how things work.

[crinj-central]

Wheee I'm feeling rly good today! Time to unwind by drawing nasty sommers loki angst :)

[citrusbunnies]

brooooo does anyone know java or python bc im taking some virtual high school classes rn and im following along and dont understand shit and google is unhelpful bc everything i find is a paragraph of technobabble with no dictionary at the bottom, a subreddit full of the meanest old assholes that i never want to interact with especially about beginners stuff bc their advice seems to boil down to "yeah youll figure it out lol" or literal insults???, or a youtube channel that works for one thing but skips the next section that i ALSO need help with

[whimsicalcotton]

just another hour n then i can go home and sit all by myself howling like a sad dog

[deathchipz]

vosim jink in minecraft. that's it that's the post [vosim jink belongs to @hebezunet. sorry for the many tags lol]

[eyepatchdate]

spruced up my about page and commissions page

[thejavavoid]

Mikey huddled himself in the corner of the cell he'd been tossed into. His breath was heavy. His chest hurt. His arms and legs were sore from being tied down and injected with all kinds of things. His head throbbed and the metal around his neck was jarringly cold.

He buried his head between his arms. He missed his brothers. 

But they would come get him eventually. They just needed to figure out how. It had only been one day.

They'll come for me.

They're gonna come find me.

They have to come find me.

Please.

.

.

.

He'd lost track of how many days it was now. Was it a week? Two weeks? A month? He had no idea. He just wanted to go home. He wanted to go home and mess around with his brothers, instead of sitting in this stupid cell and being tested on. He wanted his family. 

They're still coming, he thought. They just need time. It's probably only been a few days anyway.

.

.

.

.

.

He forgot his name. His face, his training, his personality, he forgot all of it. He didn't know what he was. He just knew how to survive. Survive and thrive. Nobody was coming to help. He was all alone. Alone and surviving. 

Run, hide and survive. Just keep doing that, every day. Every day and every night. Stay away from them. Don't let them catch you.

Survive.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No no no no no no nonononononononononononono nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono.

He can't go back. He can't go back to that place. He can't do this. He can't he can't he can't he can't he can't.

Let me go. Let me go.

Survive.

Survive.

Hide.

HIDE.

GET AWAY.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

please.

GET AWAY.

GET BACK GET BACK GET BACK

i don't want to be alone anymore.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

RUN.

please save me.

[kuppikahvia]

sleep schedule ruined by favorite piece of media again

[pacicidal]

Enough background knowledge to know the problem

Not enough background knowledge to be able to fix it

[stickynotebirds]

24. Java Sparrow

[frog707]

TIL JMH

Today I used the Java Microbenchmark Harness (JMH) for the first time: https://github.com/openjdk/jmh

I created an open-source software project to compare the performance of single-precision transcendental functions in 3 math libraries: https://github.com/stephengold/UBench

I even collected some data, though I haven't had time to analyze it yet.

[crinj-central]

I love my jp moot they're so cute 🥹🥹 now I really wanna translate my fan comics, maybe I should ask my Japanese speaking friends if they're up for it (as long as they're caught up with the manga/dont mind spoilers)

[calyssmarviss]

Just restarted DAI. Maybe I’ll actually finish a Dragon Age game this time!