#jay my american bf

[im-yn-suckers]

Hi! I saw your post about Enha with a Latina reader and I was wondering if you could do one with an American reader if possible? Thank you if you do!!

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ bf!enha x american!gf!reader ·͙̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥̩̩̥͙✩warnings; kissing, food, mention of thongs, very minor cursing. not proofread!!✩̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥̩̩͙‧͙ ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊ mia says; oh em gee suys i posted !!american go crazyyy im american yall fr⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊

⁺₊heeseung

he loves going to basketball games with you. and like he WILL buy you tickets to go see the lakers

hes not the biggest fan of rollercoasters but hell go on one w u !!

you wear an "american aesthetic" outfit but its really js mary janes w frilly socks, a skirt n crop top (is pinterest stereotypical guy ??)

⁺₊jay

american gf and american bf>???? he will take you to cinnabon on dates while in seattle and would love going to new york to see the empire state building, going to florida for disney, dc, chicago, cali etc.

one time while in cali, you were eating in n out and you fell in love all over again bc hes just so pretty eating a burger in the car watching the sunrise.

'babe, since we're in chicago, wanna take the cta?? it might be fun'(had to inlcude my home) it WAS NOT. some crackhead got on the bus and started cursing

⁺₊jake

'are you patriotic' 'HELL YES I AM' with a custom made american flag w you on it (like the chaewon one)

'babe, these are thongs' 'THOSE ARE FLIP FLOPS JAKE' 'then whagts a thong??' 'um. what do aussies say?? oh!! bum floss' "THATS A THONG???' yes babe that what it is

will watch baseball games w u ^^ (pt1)

⁺₊sunghoon

listens to lana del ray w u

'jolly ranchers?? never had em" and will get a headache for eating five back to back

'wait targets are real??" yes baby boy, they are

⁺₊sunoo

apparently apple pie is american (??) so hed for sure love it !!

omg babe, please take im to baskin robbins please. and let him get mint choc ice cream

'tipping?? tf, no' he WILL roll his eyes. if you have seent hat one clip where him and jay were shopping somewhere, they bought smth and needed change. jay walked away w/o the change and sunoo waited ToT

⁺₊jungwon

'baby, look at that huge bird!!!' 'the bald eagle??' 'it doesnt look very bald to me :(' 'no wonnie, its called a bald eagle' 'but why, it has feathers??'

so apparently having cookouts is an american thing (?? pt2) and wonnie would have so much fun !!

'baby i want it!!!' 'an american girl doll??" "yea!!'' wonnie :(

⁺₊niki

watches baseball games w u (pt 2) and basketball games (pt 2) w matching jordans and jerseys. hed also buy lakers tickets ^^

will watch the real houswives of dallas bc why not

'are you patriotic' 'HELL YES I AM' with a custom made american flag w you on it part 83 never shuts up abt you bc he loves america (source:weverse)

[enhafilthandfiction]

Enhypen - when you're on your period

A/N: Helloooo! This wasn't a request but I feel like writing this reaction since I'm currently on my period >:( Ughhh pls send help

Pairing : Bf!Enha X Fem!Reader

Warnings : Blood (obvi), food, crack, mentions of sex in jake's

Word count : 1,361 words (about 150 words each)

Masterlist - Tips

♡ Lee Heeseung ♡

His heart would break seeing you like this

he would immediately notice you got your period, but wouldn't say anything to save you some 'embarrassment'.

He'd act nonchalant and chill, wanting to just chill whilst you were both at home and procrastinating.

"What ya wanna do?" he asks, once you come out of the bathroom for the millionth time. (It felt like that for him)

He'd let you pick whatever you wanna do and gives in, even if you wanted to test your makeup on him or paint his nails 😭

He ain't saying no

You end up watching a movie when the cramps became a little too much, laying on the couch with him behind you, hands wrapped around your waist, but ready to let go of you whenever you need to use the bathroom (again)

Hearing you whimper in pain would pain him as well, gently bringing his hand over to your tummy to rub in circles.

It doesn't really do anything tbh, maybe distract you, but you appreciate him trying 🥺

Later, he'd definitely make you some ramen, insisting that it was the only food that would cure your cramps and upset mood.

Will definitely sing you to sleep, that's why his head voice is so good.

♡ Park Jay ♡

Everyone says this but : MOM MODE ONNNN 🤗😌

Literally won't stop making sure you're good

and he's prob the most chill about it, like its not a big deal at all

he's just very mature

"You sure you have everything?"

"Don't be shy y/n, it's okay"

"I don't mind buying them for you"

And he does, bc cool boyfriends arent embarrassed to buy tampons 😎

Oh wait

"Pads or tampons?" "Ah ok" "What size exactly??" "Got it"

Hurries up bc he doesn't wanna leave you alone for too long.

Asks you what you wanna eat and will literally cook you anything

pasta with ice cream sauce? Ok

Pineapple on pizza? Ok

cook you his pet fish? Also ok

Makes you tea before bed, because he insists its good to prevent cramps

Might cuddle up in bed and lets you rest your head on his chest as he reads you a book of your choice.

Jay reading to you in that American accent 😩

♡ Sim Jake ♡

Boi does his research

he knows it has to do with periods and hormones when you start acting up

Is lowkey scared so he relies on google to provide him with answers.

"Ughhh, Jake, my cramps are getting worse" you whine, still laying in bed, scrunching up your face

He smiles brightly as he remembers of his searches

"I've heard that having sex could reduce period cramps" he announces proudly, looking at you like 😏

"You're seriously tryna get your dick wet rn??" you get mad and start throwing pillows at him.

"N-Nah but for real!!" He protests, ducking your hits "Seriously, I've read it online" he says in his defence, trying to catch his breath from that near pillow fight

"Damn, since when did you get so good at pillow fighting?" he tries to compliment but it only makes you wanna punch his bicep playfully.

You whine out in pain again, gripping onto his sitting figure at the edge of the bed. "What I am supposed to do?" he questions, haven already given you one alternative.

"Oh, how about we listen to my boy Justin?" he asks, already whipping out his phone

"Noooo, Enhypen is so much better dude" you reply, glaring at him

he agrees and puts on 'pass the mic'

He pushed your shoulders playfully "You got -pushed -pushed" he sings along

"JAKEEE"

Anyway, ends up buying you mc donalds and ice cream to make it up to you

he rly tries but he's a little clueless tbh.

♡ Park Sunghoon ♡

Bro lowkey ghosts you and avoids you

he knows that you're in a bad mood, and he doesn't wanna make it worse with uncontrollable teasing 😭

when you notice his distant behaviour, it only makes you even more upset

"HOON" you yell at him from the other room

he knows he fcked up and feel like he's boutta get his ass whooped.

He makes it hesitantly to your room, regretting it immediately when he sees your pout.

"H-hi y/n, he stutters, thinking of whatever he's gonna say, not wanting to upset your hormones.

"Hoon, why are you avoiding me?" the first tear rolls down your cheek "I'm literally bleeding and you're leaving me alone!" you burst out crying.

He stand there, biting his bottom lip, contemplating what to do

"C-can I hug you?" he asks, moving closer to you. He wraps his arms around you when you nod, pulling you in a tight hug.

"I'm sorry y/n, I thought you wanted to be left alone" he reasons, making sure you know he's sorry

"Its fine" you so sob into his shirt "Now can we watch your ice skating videos and cuddle?" you smile up at him suddenly, flattering your previously wet eyelashes to convince him.

He sighs, knowing you'll just burst out crying again if he doesn't agree

You reach for the remote, pulling on one of his ice skating videos.

He's already on your bed, hands behind his head, almost drifting off

"You look like a grandpa" you laugh, climbing onto your bed and getting closer to him, when the video starts playing.

"He wants to 'compliment' you back, but he fears he'll upset your hormones so he just doesn't say anything for your sake.

♡ Kim Sunoo ♡

A literal sweetheart

Almost like your bestie tbh

He cares about you so much and clearly shows it when your in these situations.

He doesn't hesitate to literally do everything for you

Take off your make up and does your skin care routine for you

Might even wash you if you're too tired to shower lmao

He pouts at you whenever you get cramps, wishing to take them away from you, just to see you smile again.

"My poor baby" he would say, hugging you close to him, gently, not to hurt you or anything.

He'd also be the best at tittie rubs

Like if your breasts were sore, he wouldn't mind massaging them, his soft hands easing some of the pressure on your chest.

You might even fall asleep like that, his hands on your chest under your top, acting like your bra as he sleeps behind you.

♡ Yang Jungwon ♡

Very mature #2

Cares a lot about you and worries

Studies and researches about it so you won't have bad periods :(

Worries when you wear tampons

"Doesn't that hurt?"

"Is it safe though?"

"Y/n, I don't think you should sleep t-tampons because you know, it m-might get stuck in there or something"

He just wants to make sure you're okay

"Ok gynaecologist 😀"

He doesn't really mind if you bleed on his sheets, as long as you aren't wearing tampons to bed

"It's fine sweetie, I'll clean it up"

Doesn't get mad or anything, changes the sheets and makes you change

Definitely cuddles you to sleep and holds your hand if the cramps get too much

♡ Nishimura Riki ♡

Teases the hell out of you

But also tries to help if you get cramps

If he sees you on the couch, he'll crawl in behind you, placing his hands on your hips.

He squeezes your waist

"My little ketchup bottle" he coos

"Nikiii" you try to squirm away embarrassed by his comment.

Definitely rubs your tummy if the cramps get too much

Slightly awkward at first and he feels a little shy doing it

"This okay?" he asks, rubbing circles in your tummy

You don't have the heart to tell him that it doesn't help but at least its a good distraction.

When he leaves for practise, he'll definitely leave you a plushy, big enough that you can hug it close

"Maybe this plushy will help :]" gives you his favourite plushy :(

He'll overall check up on you a lot, and really tried his best to help you out

I need a sweet boy like niki 😭

Hello! Thankyou for reading! Hope y'all are okay and remember that periods only last about a week! You got it!! For anyone who get cramps, I hope they're not as bad or get better :)

Lyyyy <333

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[simplyjake]

Enha hyungs with filo!reader

summary: meeting the fam and visiting the philippines with your lovely boyfriend!

a/n: this is VERY self indulgent yall. im filo-american

i think its fully gn!reader.. let me know of any mistakes!

Heeseung

All da titas LUV hee

Girl atp during your family parties

You enter and ur man isnt with you

“Anako where is your boyfriend”

Like damn my bad tita i thought you wanted to see me more

Yk… your niece/nephew

The younger kids love him

Hes the life of the party

This goes without saying but you teach him a lot of tagalog

Or whatever dialect you speak!

You taught him putangina mo and he hasnt stopped saying it since omg

“Yo jake”

“Hmm?”

“Putang ina mo”

LOLLLLL

You teach him how to make your favorite meals

I think heeseung would really enjoy bibingka 

Though let me just say

Good luck getting your man back during a party fr like

If hes not doing karaoke w the titas, hes playing mahjong with the uncles, if not them your older cousins steal him to game and the young kids love playing house with him

And once you found him with one of your cousins babies in the room as he sings them to sleep 

like which one gave him that baby please..

Jay

Okay so jay

When you brought him to the philippines for the first time

Pookie LIVED at the mall of asia let me tell you

Like honey we still gotta do everything else

Jay would love baguio too

Doesnt even care if they are over paying him for the taho he LOVES IT

“Jay pls stop talking to them in english theyre overcharging u”

“Womp womp i dont care this street food is fire” 

Did he fr just womp womp you…

He said this after getting said taho

You made sure he knew how to bless the elderly before you meet everyone

And he makes sure he does it to all the lolas and lolos in your family!

Hes just in awe with the country and how pretty it is

He asks your parent how to cook some of your fav dishes

Just so he can make it at home whenever you feel homesick

He actually had to buy a THIRD luggage for yall cus he would not stop buying souvenirs and clothes when you went.

I think jays fav filo dish would be balatong idk

I dont make the rules

Tbh i kinda do

Anywho

After the trip jay has a talk with you

He really wants to have a house there for whenever you visit and have it be next to your family home :( so cute

Makes plans to propose at your favorite place in the ph!!

Jake

Ok jake

The titos LOVE jake

Honorary filipino of the family fs

Your younger girl cousins are all over him HELP

“Can i have my man back”

“No.”

“You heard them y/n, i guess i have to stay with her”

Oh hes sick

Constantly offered your lola to help cook 

She said no plenty of times but he wouldnt take no for an answer!

You took him to visit paoay 

LOVED IT THERE

Jollibees number one fan

LIVES for the pineapple quencher got it anytime he ordered

Hesitant on the cheese and ube pie

Ended up buying like two during the visits

Jake love love loves igado

Its now one of his favorite dishes

His fav dish tho was the empanadas by the small shop near your house

After the trip he is now officially in the gc u nd ur cousins have

He was already planning your next trip back

Even though youre halfway through this one

Like babe let's maybe finish this before anything else ok?

Sunghoon

Since hes a bit on the quieter side

Hed be a bit awkward meeting everyone first 

If you're in a filo family yk how they are when you bring a man home oml..

But in the end

He fits in well with your family fr

Also hot take

I think sunghoon loves balut 

I cant remember if any of the enha members have tried it before so forgive me

But i just feel he woul enjoy it the most

Loved the beach trips you and him would take 

He buys the silly “I love the Philippines” shirts

Gets a few little trinkets to display around the house

Became friends with your tourist guide

Now they follow each other on facebook

Based off true events

Talkative s/o and bf who listens

You tell him all about the history of the places you visit

And he looks at you absorbing all the info you tell him

[thesweetestdevotion]

May I request a reading on Jay of Enhypen’s personality if he is comfortable sharing that is?

heyo!! i've done a reading on jay as a bf, where i go in a bit about his personality, so check it out if you'd like. I'll go a little more in depth about his personality here:

Jay Enhypen Personality

before i even started i heard this song in my head: Streets is Callin' by B2K

so check it out if youre called to, maybe theres some messages in the lyrics. or he just likes the song lol. Also again hella cards jumped out, all at the same time. talkative much?? is he a yapper pls let me know im curious...

Dice: Mars, Gemini, 9th House

Tarot: Five of Wands Reversed, Four of Coins, Four of Cups Reversed, The Hanged Man, King of Coins, Three of Coins Reversed, Justice, Page of Coins, Ten of Wands

Okay so similar vibes as his bf reading. Theres the same emphasis on his position as a leader(?) he thinks about his financial position a lot and is very money smart! He likes to save money, and plan out what to do with it before he does (nice hehe). does he take care of his family in some way? i feel he looks up to an older man close to him, dont know what thats about. He seems like the type of guy to try to stop fights here with the five of wands reversed. Maybe he plays a peacemaker role in his relationships and friendships, he definetly feels diplomatic and fair. he's your guy if you need a third party to judge an argument or a fight, like a little personal lawyer hehe.

also sidenote after i heard that first song, i kept having the urge to listen to old rnb and hip hop. does he like that kinda music? i dont usually do music while reading to avoid distractions, but rn we're like jamming out!! he kinda wants to show this as a part of his personality, idk if thats a part of himself he's showed before. Its american rnb and hip hop (early to mid 2000's) did he live in america during this time?

continuing... hes such a martyr lol. someone tell him he doesnt have to sacrifice himself for everything all the time. he needs to learn how to work with others better. He has people around him willing to shoulder the burden with him but hes like nah, ill do it alone (bruh) like he tends to overwhelm himself with everyone's problems!! yall tell him chill out and share the hard work with other people!!

lastly, hes very realistic and grateful for his opportunities in life. Im getting hes grateful for all the people who support him! he seems very open about that lol. also could be happy with his bandmates, it seems he enjoys working with them, he just needs to improve upon effective teamwork (let people help u pls)

also im just letting music play by random and all the songs are fire so.. good music taste!!

I hope yall like this one! it was so fun to do <3

(last song as i finish this reading was No Scrubs by T.L.C!! thats so funny hehe reminds me of his bf reading)

[kpopshakespeare]

Enha contact names if they were my bf

Heeseung: Mariah Carey 🎤😘

Jay: My American Boy 🦅🇺🇸

Jake: Hottest loser 🥵🤓

Sunghoon: Jake Frost 🥶

Sunoo: My Sunshine 😆

Jungwon: Loml ❤️‍🩹

Ni-Ki: My Sharkboy 🦈🩵

A/N: Ik it's short, but bare with me 😭

[cleverchildblizzard]

...guys I made another fnf oc

Meet Destiny! She is JD's twin sister (who is also an hour older than him lol) For once I know what I'm gonna say about her :D

So to start of Destiny and JD are both Jamaicans/African Americans(Father was African and mother was Jamaican),and Destiny is also a bit of a smoker,but only when SHE'S really stressed (which is slightly common) but other than that she's honestly a pretty laid back and chill gal (pretty shy and introverted too) And if you didn't notice Destiny has three piercings! One near her eye and the other two on her ear!

Also something I had in mind is that Destiny is kinda interested in organs and all that jazz,she just that type of person that wouldn't react to a gore scene,just watching with big interest.IDK WHY BUT WHATEVER!!! and also she's dating Jay (my other fnf oc) so she ended up having to meet GF...let's say that didn't go very well.

Wanna know why? Cause a few weeks before GF and Destiny met Daddy Dearest tried getting her to kill BF.She FAILED but she was reeeaaalll violent,shooting at BF like every second,she even shot at GF. so those two girls got some talking to do 😃

But YET ANOTHER little thing I had for both Destiny and JD was that they were dopplegangers,Destiny being able to change her appearance (and sometimes her voice) whilst JD can just change his voice to anyone else's in a second :P might change it later

So uh...I guess that's it! I'll draw Jay and Destiny later but for now have doodles of them 💗💗 (+JD lol)

[infodumpingaboutnature]

Merry belated Christmas everyone!!! I’ve been wanting to make a post for a while now but things have been pretty hectic between coming back from my trip to Florida and helping my family with last minute preparations for Christmas. After that my brain needed a few days to just be goop but I’m back now and want to talk about something pretty cool! So while I was in Florida me and my bf went to go visit this wetlands called Green Cay where you can walk around a board walk and see some pretty cool birds and reptiles. The day we went was pretty cold and cloudy (it was like that for most of the time I was there) so that meant there weren’t many reptiles out but it also meant there weren’t many people there either so we got to see a lot of really cool birds!

As soon as we pulled up to the parking lot we were seeing birds such as blue jays, northern mocking birds, common grackles (of course), a red-bellied woodpecker, mourning doves, and a bunch of squirrels. I know none of those species are rare so it makes sense that I would see them but I think it’s so cool to see species that I’m used to like blue jays, squirrels, and woodpeckers hanging out in palm trees.

(Red-Bellied Woodpecker)

Next, we went into the visitor center where they had a few exhibits with animals. The first was a display about native frogs Vs invasive frogs that had Cuban tree frogs and cane toads for the invasive species and green tree frogs, pig frogs, and southern toads for the natives. Sadly, I could only find the Cuban tree frog, cane toad, and pig frog since the glass was super foggy and the frogs like to hide anyways. They also had an American kestrel named Kilee and an Eastern screech owl named Oliver in little flight cages. Both birds were born in the wild but now have injuries that prevent them from flying so they have to live the rest of their lives at the center. The sign said Oliver had been hit by a car and for Kilee it just said she had problems with her wing feathers so idk what happened to her. There was also two tanks one that had turtles (peninsula cooters, Florida softshell, and Florida red-bellied) and a second tank that had some baby American Alligators.

(Pig frog, Cuban tree frog, Kilee the American kestrel, Oliver the Eastern screech owl, peninsula cooter, and American alligator babies)

In the actual park we saw lots of cool species since there weren’t many people out. Like I said no alligators though since it was pretty cold out but we did see plenty of iguanas, a massive Florida Softshell in the water, and a basilisk lizard sitting in a tree!

(Large male green iguana and either a brown basilisk or a green basilisk who isn’t showing off his coloration we couldn’t tell)

That’s all the pics I can add to this post so I’m gonna make a part 2 with all the birds we saw.

[minhosimthings]

no I meant that in the sense jay and chan have this super healing aura and seem like the perfect bfs for you (but I bet not more than your actual gf bcuz y’all are cute asf)

so yeah, I did not call you out, you called yourself out :)

Love ya☺️💕

This is the most attractive thing you've ever done Selene you know that? Meow

but the fact that you think that IS SO COMFORTING LIKE WAHHHH and of COURSE they're the perfect bfs for me

Chan, Jay come home it's been too long

NAUR cause atp my gf is Jay like green flag check, kinda goofy check, Korean-American check, and also rich bitch CHECK

LOVE YOU TOO MON CHOU 😚😚😚

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

3.6.24 Wednesday

1:12 am

I still have windblow....I need a job and money....Think2x..... I can't find a soulmate as well... Bitterness...

10:22 am

I still have windblow.... Thinking of money and job,how I wish I'm really 17, life could be better if I'm just really 17, life is much easier if I'm just 17... But it is bad, if you are one of the ugly ducklings...

Did Mitch give me a "simple battery" since 2007???

I don't have guilty emotion on anyone... I didn't interfere that I will not be responsible of that or their "interfering action" on me or on someone???

10:35 am

I hate reds or 20's for getting followers just for themselves.... I'm scanning youtube and seeing their artist eating using their hands without spoon and fork but they look like a black model or a wealthy model. It is insulting!!!

10:49 am

For me....The barehands are dirty... We used it to wipe our kiki'z or vagina or vajay-jay. From time to time we wipe our asses, right?

The etiquette we must use spoon and fork even if it is "plastics" but durable or lasting....Or use a chopsticks. Hygiene and to avoid getting bacterias or any kind of virus...

The ki-kiss are where our urine will come out.So, the ki-kiss are somehow dirty... Spoon and fork are important to have...

11:45 am

Thanks! Angels for this...

12:12 noon

Later, I need to buy my Iron Sulfate.... ;)

I still want my nose perfection angels...

John lately is vomiting due to his tummy sensitiveness...

Remember this angels? Whenever John can't poops...

1:54 pm

Damn Unpretty!!! Let's make more memories...

Unpretty...

2:17 pm

I have windblow... I'm having a hard time doing that eye make-up, it took one hour??? Hellish it is...

2:45 pm

Allow me to make memories here...

3:12 pm

3:33 pm

4pm

4:47 pm

My last song for today...

5:35 pm

My iron there is no United Homes here....

5:57 pm

I still have windblow.... I'm thinking of money and job....I feel bitterish... I'll be out of money,in a lil while....I need to find a part time and be on call center again, will find my next family...

Still, waiting for Amazon... Will reapply again on Concentrix and find a bar singer or waitressing? But will definitely go back to call center coz I want a career growth to reach a coach position.

Yeah! I'm a college graduate but someone is cursing me since 2007... I want a soulmate who is mature, who can lift me up someone who has a car to lift me up... If there is...Someone cutie, I will just use Revo for now one of the QA's in Conduent but a child... I want someone mature...

My main plan is to find my next family company in Call Center coz I always cry coz they always put me down,my self-esteem....Why, I can't beat that job... Though, it frustrates me so much...

I wanted a nose perfection....I'm aging already and wanna leave Cavite.

I don't like bisaya for now other than my nana....Coz bisayaz are smashing me now....I just wanna avoid women who are immature....But I'm having a hard time if I don't have a partner or a buddy2x....Probably will go back to white men and chinky eyes or spanish or american looking coz black man doesn't like me.

I still need more bleach but out of budget now... I'm hoping for lasers but I don't have money...

I wanna buy a new "dildo". For real not kidding... Imagine I'm gonna use it... Frustration on sex...

7:54 pm

I hate those DJ's...

For my bf I don't want to be standard, I want us cute and most specially me... I feel bitter now... Before I was spoiled, I can easily get a bf but I'm poor now... I hate being 2nd choice here in my town and they all know they had have mistakes on me...I'm not guilty at all...

I feel bitter coz my category was spoiled and cute... For 17 years they took away my womanhood and nobody likes me, that is so strange...

I feel bitter....I don't want to be standard for my possible bf... I don't like bisaya women who will appear whiteir or much more smoother than me and having a bad agenda to steal my thunder!

I want taller than me... I want a tall bf like my xpartner but I'm not gonna go back.. It's been 17 years,I have fear that someone planned to spin me again on my xhusband which I don't like the idea and it is unfair to me... Why, I can't get a new bf...

17 years I'm so single... 17 years I'm flatten without a fair fight...

Old friends were gone, old bf's were gone...

Mitch is somewhere, I know....Did she give me a "simple battery"?

I can't do my party without Mitch to gather men... But I'm looking on my own now, if I can get a new bf...

8:15 pm

I need a revive... I need a regular foot spa...

[gentlefxlk]

Getting up early, having a pot of coffee, working out, now watching the blue jays and cardinals outside while my bf googles Native American herbs

[angelwonie]

who would say this? :3

"don't tempt me"

"try to say quiet, understand?"

no bcs this screams jay.. the guy values his privacy when fucking u, so he likes to wait until the guys r out of the dorm. but youve been walking around in a short skirt and tight top all day, and if that wasnt enough to drive him crazy, your hands have been on him every chance you get. stroking his thigh, brushing over the bulge in his pants on 'accident' when you walk by... "don't tempt me" is your first warning, whispered hoarsely into your ear.

but you're just getting worse, bending down in front of him, basically pushing your tits in his face with the excuse of trying to grab something from the other side of the table. and so it ends up with him dragging you to the bathroom when the guys are watching a movie, bending you over the sink and fucking you so hard you see stars <3 also if youre making a lot of noise, he'd be so mean like "try to stay quiet, understand?" and when you can't bcs he's literally fucking your brains out he just goes "i bet you want them to hear you, don't you?"

[woahsehun]

masterlist

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nct

127

boyfriend series

mark

misc.

assassin jaehyun x royal reader

dream

boyfriend series

mark

jaemin

gen.

things they would do if you’re feeling down

timestamps

jisung - 10:23am

wayv

nothing yet

group

best to worst at braiding hair

how I think they would fight me

how often I think they shower

mtl likely to be able to drive a boat

mtl likely to survive american highschool

what the foreign swaggers would say when they open the door for you

answer questions and I’ll give you a doie fit (uquiz)

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stray kids

bang chan

-

lee know

-

changbin

-

hyunjin

-

han

-

felix

-

seungmin

-

i.n

-

group

things they would do if you’re feeling down

stray kids - through my eyes

best to worst at braiding hair

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enhypen

heeseung

-

jay

-

jake

new perspective (smau series - ongoing)

sunghoon

-

sunoo

*platonically write for?*

jungwon

-

niki

*I don’t write for*

group

bf! enhypen texts (heeseung, jay, jake, sunghoon, jungwon)

texting them “I love my boyfriend” memes

^ pt.1 pt.2 ^

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[sn0tcl0wn]

an incomplete list of ocs in their monstrous forms and the demographics they're for in no particular order and compiled solely for my entertainment because i enjoy breaking down my characters to their barebones:

eldritch emerson (literally referred to as eldritchson): coulrophiliacs, tentacle fuckers, people who like their monsters hairy but not furry, teeth and talon lovers, people who like little goblin men, people who like short twunks, trans mascs who identify with harley quinn, catboys and the people who love them

bloodcorvid dmitri: avians, horny goths, vampire fuckers who want a little extra unf, blood kinksters, talon lovers again, people who like blue jays a lot, people who thought howl looked cooler as a giant bird thing, people who like when characters try to hide and hold back their monstrous form only for it to come out uncontrollably at the worst possible time

thoroughbeast fritz: horse girls and centaur/minotaur fuckers, monsterfuckers who are ~different~, people who fantasize about reaching out to a seemingly untamable beast and having them gently rest their head in your hand as a sign of trust, edgy cowboys, people who listen to orville peck and hozier way too much for it to be healthy

godform roach lumin: those people who are furries for bugs, alienfuckers, people who get turned on by monstrous faeries, people who like the concept of wing boners, people who only date guys over 6ft,people who like seeing the comedy relief guy be useful and equally as capable as other characters, people who would smoke weed with beetlegeuse

rascal just chillen in his normal state of being: clourophiliacs again but this time hornier, muscle enthusiasts, people who felt some kinda way while watching venom, anyone who likes the idea of a monster being large and scary but also gentle and very kind, people who would smoke weed with the cartoon version of beetlegeuse

demonic plush rabbit arin: furries who like fnaf a little too much, people who think chucky is hot, people who respect short kings, people who want what jessica and roger rabbit have, anyone who's ever looked at a cartoon rabbit and said "yeah i'd fuck that", people who want a man who feels good to cuddle, anyone who ever used a stuffed animal to practice making out, people who talk to their plushies like they're actual people, lemon demon fans (i will not elaborate), people who just think killer dolls and shit like that are dope, people who like single dads just trying their fuckin best

netherrealm executioner patience: cenobitefuckers, people who like milfs and gilfs, elvira fans, masochists who crave a strong female figure in their life, elder goths, someone's dad, my mom specifically

lycan percy: werewolf fuckers, basic bitch furries, people who like jocks, people who watched inuyasha and always wanted a bf they could tell to "sit", people who like their men big, stupid, and friendly and people who like their men strong, intuitive, and protective

bloodcorvid vlad: same for dmitri but this time you like much older men with more class, people who prefer the classic raven/crow aesthetic, my mom again

vermillion dragon honey: scalies, people who liked american dragon jake long a little too much, wing and talon lovers, people who like their women big and strong, girls who like butches but are sick of all the butch monsters being werewolves, people who read dragonology like it was the bible

terror mode marie: vampire fuckers who are dramatic, people who like monsters that incorporate roses and thorns, people who skip clownfuckery and jump straight to ringmaster kinkdom, dl monsterfuckers who want monsters but cant fully commit to any of the above tomfoolery, people who like their women with fangs and a body count, lady demitrescu and poison ivy fans, girls who like dominant femmes, people who like to get whipped, people who like scary ladies that are also fun to be around

crimson gauntlet beatrice: people who liked witchblade but thought "what if she was scary?", people with a thing for cursed artifacts that change the wearer into a Creature, tall people who want to be dominated by short people, girls who want to see the scary bone lady kiss the scary flower lady, bisexuals who want to see the scary bone and flower ladies in a healthy poly relationship with the blue feather man, people who like cold, calculated monsters, suckers for the angsty "am i losing my humanity?...was i ever truly human at all?" trope

spooky matilda: non horny people who just think monsters are neat (not all of the pandering is sexual, you stop that), people who like the creepy kid trope, people who liked growing up creepie and suzie oblong, people who think little girls reserve the right to kill as a treat, any poor kids who stumble upon my monstrosity of a series in the future, people who read the spinoff starring her and the other kids in her family, people who just wanna see a spooky little girl having a nice day and being loved by her large fucked up found family, fans of young x-23, the kind of people who take a character and decide to mentally adopt them

shadow jason: people who liked matilda but wanted things a little edgier a la teenage protag who's allowed to say Fuck, people who read shit like damian tod and percy jackson, people who like monsterhood being used as an allegory for the horrors of pubescence, people who like tentacles as a concept but don't want them sexualized (very reasonable and valid, more people like you should exist), people who like the trope where a kid's powers lash out of control to protect them and their loved ones

bloodcorvid natalia (it's a family curse): you like a lot of what dmitri and vlad have to offer but you also like monster high and/or would rather see a non-fanservicey version of that, teenage girls who like girls and need more positive representation, people who like vicious monsters that are also generally chill people, people who liked ginger snaps, people who relate to the older sister type character

black hound jackie: a lot of the same as with percy but this time you like dilfs and more emotional security, people who want characters like hopper from stranger things to adopt them, people who like the idea of vampires turning into canines and feel like it's an underutilized trope

cardinali dylan: people who like dmitri's vibe but think he'd be hotter as a woman, people who like the idea that blue jays and cardinals are arch nemesis twins, people who like lady wizards, people who like characters who deliberately curse themselves with horrific shit for Power, people who like the color red so much it's become a personality trait

ghoul the cat: people who liked american mcgee's version of cheshire, wtnv fans who named their cats khoshekh, people who liked pet semetary, people who trusted the cat from coraline before he even spoke, people who liked salem from sabrina, people who like cats in general, idk man he's literally just a zombie cat with demonic psychic powers, i feel like this is something anyone can be on board with, who doesn't like a fucked up cat character?

[donnawrites]

Toxic Friendship

TW: Talk of rape, sexual harassment, and dark threats

In the past few years, I have been in an on and off friendship with this young lady that I would call Jay. I have cared for Jay for years and still do but I had to end the friendship twice already and respectfully due to her bringing toxicity into my life. I don’t hate her at all and even though she may have been toxic, I still think that Jay is someone that I can share some of my problems to. However, the advice she gives hasn’t been the great.

Around 7 years ago, I was nearly raped by a man who was nearly 60 and married and wanted me to come to his house to do it with. She was the first person I called soon after it happened and she was the one who listened. The only problem was that she was also the one who told me to go home and tell my parents about it first before I called the cops, which was pretty bad advice, but I still did it anyway. I was 21 and not as wise as I am now, but I digress. Not even 2 weeks later, she got me to date my 2nd ex-boyfriend. 

During the 1.5 months him and I dated, it took me a bit to finally start liking him, but by the time that it started, he broke up with me. The excuse he had was that someone who was a competitive martial artist talked a bunch of evil things about his son and because he was going to put all of his focus on the karate tournament, it would be best to end our relationship. Both him and I dated from early April to mid May of 2014 and the near rape happened in late March. Around late June/early July, shortly before I turned 22, not had Jay tried to hook me up with one of her exes, she told me that he has been talking to someone else and been having a crush on her during the entirety of the relationship. This crushed me, however, his side of the story seemed to differ from hers. 

The story that was explained to me from her was that they hung out twice behind my back and he told her about this person. She said that he also explained to her how he promised her to break up with me in order to be with her. This woman also said that she would break up with her ex just to be with him. His side of the story was mainly the same, except that there were a few inconsistencies. The person that he had a crush on was her and that they both dated those 2 times, not simply hung out. He also explained to me how he told her that he would break up with me if Jay would break up with her ex bf at the time. With this information, I asked her to promise me that she wouldn’t date him, in which case she did. Months later, in October of 2014, I found out from somebody else that the both of them started dating.

Furious, I spoke to her and asked her why she didn’t tell me and she made up some excuse that I can’t remember but I forgave her anyway. By the spring of 2015, when I found out they got engaged to be married, I ended our friendship because I was dumbfounded. This was someone who I had regarded as a close friend and in the end, decided to marry someone that not only I didn’t approve of, her parents didn’t approve of either and a year or two later, he dumped Jay at a bar somewhere with no way to get home to. I only found out this information last year, in early July of 2020. 

From early 2015 to July 2020, I didn’t speak to her. Part of me was mad that she even chose to be with someone who I wasn’t completely over until a bit after I stopped talking to her. However, on July 2020, her and I finally talked and she apologized for everything and explained to me the story of what had happened. Over the course of the past year up until July 20th, 2021, I had virtually no issues with her. The moment that she called me bestie that night, however, things went south rather quickly.

From July 20th to August 2nd of this year, she not only told me the rest of the the reason as to why my 2nd ex-boyfriend broke up with me, it brought back old wounds and she convinced me to make a 2 part TikTok video about it. I have yet to decide on whether or not to take it down just yet. She also tried to hook me up with someone whom I later found out that he was an ex of hers from high school, which triggered a panic attack of what happened to me months ago that I made a post about prior to this one. Not only did these 2 things happened, another thing happened that had caused me to start to question our friendship the 2nd time around.

A few weeks ago, I told my parents that I was bi-sexual. Not only did my parents deny that I was, they also explained that it wasn’t something an Albanian person does and that it was an American thing. My parents are Kosovar Albanian who immigrated here through asylum so they aren’t used to seeing this happen to them so close to home. After a bit, my dad had said that if I were to ever tell them this information again, then he wouldn’t hesitate to put a rope around my neck and tie it tight around my neck. When I explained this to her, Jay said that she had loved me as more than a friend and when I mentioned that she was married, she said that she didn’t care and that she wanted me to know that she had some sort of a crush on me. 

So now, not only did Jay bring up an old wound I didn’t know I still had, she tried to hook me up with an ex of hers as well as tell me she had feelings for me. As of July 30th, I finally told her that I thought her and I should go our separate ways as respectfully as I could but she didn’t take that lightly. As of the morning of August 2nd, she has officially been blocked on everything. From social media to my phone, she no longer has any way of contacting me. I feel sad that our friendship had died for the 2nd time in 7 years. I feel mad that the last conversation we had over text was her being over dramatic on her part as well as me thinking that she was possibly gaslighting me and guilt tripping me to take it all back. I’m also happy that I no longer have to deal with another wave of toxicity from her and I ended it as quickly as I possibly could.

In the end, I hope Jay understands that I don’t wish any harm towards her and I still care about her as a friend. I just need her to properly understand that the advice she has given me these past few years has really been very emotionally and mentally jarring. I also want her to understand the consequences of her words carefully before she tries to talk to me again.

[jaggedwolf]

Per 15 episodes opinions on Tanglin, the SG soap opera that ended in 2018. (Please don’t question my 2020 media choices. It is free to watch on mewatch.sg and I didn’t even need a VPN.)

E1-E15

Xue Ling/Adam is an incredibly wholesome marriage. I am rooting for this corporate woman/MMA househusband pairing, I love that they are 100% on each other’s side.

Li Yan is MVP. Manages to fix her friend’s daughter’s wedding venue and catering issues while stressing about her cancer coming back?? If this show ever kills her I will be so mad. But also, Li Yan, please learn to depend on other people.

Nadia being tired of all this marriage bullshit has me headcanon-ing her as gay even though she’s definitely gonna get a bf. Am currently shipping her/Diana as the Responsible Daughters pairing. 

Because this is a SG soap opera, that definitely won’t happen - they couldn’t even have the woman who thought Arjun say the word “gay”, they just had her go “oh, the grooming, the working out, the disinterest in dating me...” 

Anyway both Nadia’s marriage angst and Arjun’s mommy’s boy issues would be more compelling if they were gay, change my mind.

The Bhaskars are fucking loaded, wtf is that house. Was Bhaskar working for a minister or something in India??? Esp. since he’s just a GP now.

E15 is right before the Racial Harmony Day episode and imagining the kind of cultural appropriation discourse American progressives would have about it gives me a headache. (My opinion on Racial Harmony Day was always: as long as no one makes me wear the traditional outfits, I am happy! Everyone else looks good! I like understanding other people’s holidays!)

Diana is also a fave and I loved the whole trolling of Jay with the escort service/cleaner service thing...so funny omg.

There is 0 fic for this show. This is unsurprising and yet I am utterly indignant. 

[swimmingismywholelife]

Another About Me Tag

— rules: answer questions and tag blogs you are contractually obligated to know better!

Tagged by: Juju! Thanks dude you know how much I love these lmao @cheolliewrites​

name/nickname: Janelle (most people don’t call me by a nickname but my bf calls me Jelly if that counts lmao)

gender: Female

star sign: Cancer baby!

height: 5’2″. I think I’m one of the shortest out of all my friends tbh.

time: 3:18 am EST

birthday: July 8, 1999!

favorite bands: Oh no lmao. I stan too many people. These days I’ve been listening to a lot of EXO, Seventeen, Stray Kids, Monsta X, NCT, 5 Seconds of Summer, Mayday Parade (my faves!), Grayscale, and All Time Low, but I listen to so many tbh.

favorite soloists: Taeyeon, Sarah Geronimo, Chungha, Jay Park

last movie: The last full movie I saw was Spiderman: Far From Home, but the last like snippet of a movie I saw was Gran Torino

last show: I think it’s called SWAT? Or FBI? One of those CBS cop shows my mom is in love with lol.

songs stuck in my head: It’s always I Am You by Stray Kids, but U by Super Junior has made it up there these days

when i created this blog: I’VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG LMAO. I think like October/November/December 2012...? Maybe it was 2013? Either way I’ve been here like almost 10 years.

last thing i googled: GOT7. I wanted to see if the rumors of a member leaving were true tbh.

other blogs: I could recommend blogs for days tbh. I’m gonna recommend some people I don’t think I’ve mentioned yet so @escapewriter, @1-800-hyunlix, and @strawberryhime

do i get asks: Not really lmao. I run a super super tiny blog but I’m always open if anyone wants to talk!

why i chose my url: So I didn’t wanna make it fandom based because I thought it would be too hard lmao. But swimming has been a sport I’ve been passionate about since I was a kid and when I made this blog, I was swimming competitively. I thought it fit pretty well and I actually really like it.

following: 728 wtf that’s a lot of people 

followers: 398 but ngl most of them I’m pretty sure are bots lmao

lucky numbers: 4 and 24!

avg hours of sleep: My sleep schedule is straight ASS rn but at least 6 to function. Ideally I sleep 6-9 hours.

instruments: Flute baby! I’ve been playing for 12 years? now and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

what i’m wearing right now: Blue snowflake pjs lmao.

dream trip: Australia, Spain, and South Korea. 

favorite food: I still don’t have an answer to this lmao. I’m craving burritos rn though so I’m just gonna say burritos for now.

nationality: Filipino American!

top three fictional universes: ....I also stan too many fictional universes lmao. I’m gonna say Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, and Supernatural I think.

I literally love tags so please keep them coming lol.

I tag @seokgyuu, @kimnjss, @gallivantingheart, @svngbins, and @kwanisms!