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Viktor: *Gently taps table*
Jayce: *taps back*
Heimdinger: What are they doing
Mel: Morse code
Viktor: *taps back aggressively*
Jayce slamming hands down: TAKE THAT BACK-
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Viktor: Bitch
Jayce: Blocked
Viktor: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something
Jayce: Unblocked
Viktor: Bitch
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Viktor: 99.9% of the people I know are stupid.
Jayce: I’m the 1%
Viktor: *looking at him* Are you? Are you really?
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Viktor: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Jayce: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Jayce: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Machine herald Viktor: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Jayce: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Jayce: Your my best friend, last year we shared a toothbrush
Viktor:.
Viktor: i was not aware of that..
Jayce: We did.
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Jayce: Viktor... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Viktor: Your text told me to satanize the lab before you returned.
Jayce:
Jayce: I wrote sanitize, Viktor..
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Jayce: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Viktor: What did you do op?
Jayce : A MISTAKE
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Jayce:does anyone know why this meeting has been called
Viktor: To give me an award
Mel: for what?
Viktor: for being me
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Jayce: I want to hear those three little words
Viktor: I love you
Jayce: That’s sweet but try again
Viktor: Fine i will behave…
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Jayce: Be nice Viktor,
Viktor: Why start now.?
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