#melandjayce

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Mel enraged: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “don’t be mad” YOUR DMING JAYCE, MY BOYFRIEND

Viktor: No Mel, I was loyalty testing him. Alright, I’m only looking out for you..

Mel calming down: Well, okay I guess….

Viktor:

Viktor: He did fail the test though, me and Jayce slept together like several times

Mel: WHAT!

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Mel: How long are we gonna stand and here and let him do that?

Viktor: Just give him a minute.

Jayce: *Pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

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Jayce: How’s the sexist person in the room?

Mel: I don’t know how are they?~

Jayce flustered: I-

Viktor from the other side of the room: I’m doing great thanks

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Jayce:does anyone know why this meeting has been called

Viktor: To give me an award

Mel: for what?

Viktor: for being me

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Mel: Jayce...

Jayce: Oh no, 'Jayce' in b-flat.

Jayce: You're disappointed.