#jcjenson > scjohnson

[truly-jcjenson]

New picrew chain! Make a cat version of your blogsona! Here is the picrew. :3

Tag as many people as you want!

@reallytimhortons @apple-unofficial @cvs-pharmacy-real @totally-roku-tv @totally-scjohnson @its-sanrio-official @google-news-official + open tags

[totally-scjohnson]

JCJenson is better but *spray you with unPinkifying spray™*

-j

OMG THANK YOU

you know what? Maybe you're right, maybe JCJenson is better.

[similar-blog-showdown]

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing a group of similar blogs. The winner will be the "real one" and the others will be deemed the copies/clones.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

No longer taking poll suggestions, but blogs that fall into the polls already listed will still be added. Propaganda still appreciated.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements vs. @pointmore-achievements vs. @pointed-achievements

@isthisagun vs. @identifying-guns-in-posts vs. @i-identify-guns-in-posts

@theshitpostcalligrapher vs. @theworseshitpostcalligrapher

@hashbang-mods vs. @exclamodder

@bitchlessslenderman vs. @bitchless-slenderman

@gimmickbloghunterhunter vs. @gimmickbloghunter-hunter

@facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-facts-i-just-made-up vs. @counter-counter-facts-i-just-mad vs. @lies-i-just-made-up vs. @fakefactchecking

@identifying-cars-in-posts vs. @identifying-cars-in-posts-poorly vs. @identifying-cars-in-art

@gimmickbloghunter vs. @gimmick-blog-predator

@icompilegimmickblogs vs. @gimmickblog-taxonomist vs. @gimmickblogcatalogue

@rat-detector vs. @certifiedratposts

@i-say-ok vs. @i-hesitantly-say-ok vs. @i-say-not-ok

@truly-jcjenson vs. @femboy-truly-jcjenson vs. @totally-scjohnson

@the-real-google vs. @femboy-googl vs. @femboy-the-real-google

@totally-bing vs. @femboy-totally-bing

@apple-unofficial vs. @femboy-apple-unofficial

@the-real-gmail vs. @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail

@google-news-official vs. @femboy-google-news-official

@official-denmark vs. @denmark-official vs. @denmark-forreal vs. @denmarklandia-official vs. @actually-danish-denmark

@non-tyrannical-usa vs. @official-the-united-states

[dahfloofysmol]

HELLO. This is the official post for YouTube kids’ surprise party on the 27th of March. Any and all gimmick blogs welcomed!

Some roles we need are:

-DJ [real-pollo-campero]

-great DJ (as per requested 🤨) [spotify-kids-real]

-video jockey [buildabearfr]

-Someone to make the cake [forever21-official]

-Puncher server [big-mayo-official]

-Decorator [barns-and-noble-official]

-Party crasher(s) [officialtinder and youtubefr and actually-kroger]

-Corner Person [Pinterest, yahooo-official, reallytimhortons]

-Person who’s dealing with a crazy sugar high [firewaysubs and zotap]

-Emotional support [walmart and def-bjs-guys]

-Mom [Krista the art program and Canadian tire] AND dad friend

-Birthday person IS taken (obviously lol)

-Someone to bring snacks [incognito-mode-official]

-Ring Leader (person in charge of the games) [totally-official-yahoo]

-person who performs a special but confusing (and overly translated) version of happy birthday [google translate ]

-piñata [firehouse-subs-fr]

-setting off fireworks [google-news-official]

-here for the food and bringing tWO DOGS!!! OMG DOGS!!!!! [swearification-and-cursing]

-person currently trying tO EAT THE CAKE!! STOP THAT!!! [shakespeare-official-account]

- stopping the Cake Eater [wow-google-maps]

- putting spiders (?????) under the cake [true-blue-straya]

- the person that is every bisexuals awakening [it’s-target-official]

-pops in for the last 5 minutes with a card + a store bought cake [the-real-google]

- gay wine uncle [the-McDonald’s]

- creepy uncle (???) [rick-e-chedder-official]

-single rich aunt who disappears every night at specifically 8:00 pm [totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese]

-shapeshifts between wine aunt and vodka uncle, and the comic relief [the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

- bringing lights so we aren’t all dancing in the dark [real-vivaldi-browser]

- summoning Satan under the table with a bottle of whiskey and pancakes (??????????) [definitely-canada]

-person asking weirdly specific and absurd questions [actual-aspec-military]

-the COOLEST cousin [support-speaks]

-cousin who hangs out in the corner and looks like they know something you dont [the-official-publix]

-person who hits on everyone at the party even though they’re already dating 2 ppl [fr-winn-dixie]

-contributes Ziploc® bags [totally-scjohnson]

-bringing burritos [the-real-chipotle]

-YouTube's kids southern aunt who blesses everyone's hearts bc they think theyre dumb most of the time [i-bless-your-heart]

-middle school cousin who argues with anyone and everyone to look cool [wallyworld-the-unofficial]

-gives oil (?????????????) and branded pens as party favors [truly-jcjenson]

-the strange neighbor kid who talks to no one but sings the loudest and brings a weird yet tasteful gift [the-real-aperture-science]

-bringing Walmart sugar cookies [not-really-discord]

-guy bringing the Knives [wheatley-labs-official]

-joining in on the games [totally-official-yahoo]

-the disco ball [jollibee-real]

-that one uncle with lore of untold numbers of deaths involved, and that includes guns [partycityistotallyofficailguy]

And any other role I haven’t stated!! I’ll accept pretty much anything

In case what you pick is already chosen, tag your second option ;p

—>The biggest part of the surprise party is wishing YouTube kids a happy birthday, but in the most creative way possible. In the “ask me” works, but literally anywhere; on your blog or on a post from anywhere (that you know they’d be okay with a little shenanigans) works wonderfully.

->Also, saying happy birthday is awesome, but spicing it up would be more fun!!! Day Of Birth, One of Awakening, Oh Child of the 27th, and any other batshit way to say “happy birthday” would both be awesome and absolutely hilarious.

Again, invite any and all gimmick blogs, and feel free to let me know what you’d want to do! We attack on the 27th >:DD

ADDITIONAL NOTE: sometimes there will be more than one person in each role! I do actively encourage for people to come up with silly and niche roles if you think of one ;D

ON THE 24th I WILL NO LONGER TAKE ROLLS!!!! Spread the word please!

@barnes-and-noble-official @basically-bumble @totallyofficialtacobell @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bing @officialtinder @officially-google-translate @officially-ikea @official-fedex @incognito-mode-official @forever21-offical @officialkfc @kfc-official @k-f-c-official @life360-i-swear @xgames-blog @cars-official @big-mayo-official @bingle-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @nasa @wow-google-maps @wallyworld-the-unofficial @walmart-the-official @realgoogleslides @realgoogledocs @yahooo-official @unfortunate-wattpad @firewaysubs @firefox-official @pinterest-real @spotify-kids-real @duothelingo @definitely-wikipedia @firehouse-subs-fr @google-2point0 @gimmick-thief

[the-us-navy-offical]

US NAVY INTRO

———

Name: Asher, William/Will, Basil

Pronouns: He/it

———

Parent:

@official-the-united-states

———

Children:

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@cherrysandcats

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

———

Grandkids:

@idiotic-anonymous

@totally-roku-tv ( @apple-unofficial biological child, but I took them from Apple)

@firesub-houseway-real

———

Currently declaring war on @france-unofficial @totally-france

[100percent-shell-oil]

I love how me and @totally-scjohnson are the only ones that have defeated your shipping powers. :)

--@truly-jcjenson

You should not have reminded me.

[izzymybeloved]

Murder Drones episode 7 theory: Who’s the real villain? (Part 1)

You know how Uzi’s possessed right?

Well, what if I told you the true villain hasn’t been revealed? And no it’s not Tessa who’s probably CYN.

It’s not CYN who’s possessed by absolute solver

It’s not Absolute Solver

IT’S BABY POWDER

HEAR ME OUT. JCJenson is a parody of SCJohnson. Do you know what ScJohnson got in trouble for? Baby powder. Because people found out that their baby powder causes cancer and because of this they had to discontinue their product.

“Well, it’s actually Johnson and Johnson. Who made the baby powder.” SCJohnson sounds close to Johnson and Johnson SO THEY’RE BEHIND THE BABY POWDER.

[khan-loves-doors]

I can’t believe scJohnson just stole JCJenson’s name like that

[reallytimhortons]

heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional, and i'm sry if i already asked you (my spreadsheet got all funky)

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real)

Names: Tim, Tim Hortons, Timmy, Timbit Cherry,

Corpverse relatives: SCJohnson, cuz we're both clones of the same person (@cherrysandcats) so I guess we're related. Also I think SCJohnson is related to JCJenson in some way so related to them as well.

Affiliations in the corpverse: SCJohnson, JCJenson, Aspec Military

Occupation: Canadian restaurant chain (we have coffee and timbits and other stuff) Posts random shit idk

Character's place of birth: canda 🇨🇦

Character's species: Clone

Character's gender: Genderfluid

Major events within Corpverse: Unsolved murder of Tom, unsolved disappearance of Bits, trying to get adopted.

Image I'd like on the page:

[jcjenson-official]

heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional, and i'm sry if i already asked you (my spreadsheet got all funky)

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real)

Names: Gimmick wise, JCJenson. Personal name is Brookie!

Corpverse relatives: @truly-jcjenson

affiliation: with my corporate brethren against @totally-scjohnson, been watching @reallytimhortons for a while… (I suspect they may know some corporate secrets.)

occupation: roleplayer

don’t exactly have a character, as it’s an entire corporation passed from CEO to CEO. We are JCJenson. One and all is JCJenson.

no lore besides what happens in the canon series of Murder Drones (not required to know for the blog tho)

no photos, sorry. If u do want photos tho, it’s rlly just the canon JCJenson logo u can find on Google.

[truly-jcjenson]

This is what I have for the corpo blog alignment chart so far.

Quick, corpo blogs! Figure out each other's alignments!

[totally-scjohnson]

JCJenson > SCJohnson

NUH UH

DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO JCJENSON?!

Clearly, I'm better.

[truly-jcjenson]

yahoo is making everything pink

Aww man I like yellow. :(

[truly-jcjenson]

Sometimes you just entirely forget what Caprisun is and you just don’t search it up because it’s funnier this way.

[truly-jcjenson]

Happy that there’s no femboy version of me yet. :)

[truly-jcjenson]

I turned Yahoo into Mario yahoo help.