#jeff schine x reader x neil newbon

[thatgoblin]

Neil and Jeff and Reader Imagine

Summary: In which @sebbytheraccoon and I drove ourselves mad over these two men. It's in chat form because I literally just cut and pasted the DMs. With his permission, I give you our lust filled imagine of these two fine men. Also lightly edited for spelling, breaking up big chunks of text, and taking out the emojis and lols. Otherwise it's us BABY!

Warnings: Smut, Dom/Sub themes, bdsm, threesome, oral sex, anal sex, implied vaginal sex (depending on reader as it's not really said outright), edging, bondage, training subs for others, just absolute debauchery. Enjoy!

thatgoblin

I kinda wanna have Neil cuck Jeff honestly

sebbytheraccoon

.... I was thinking the same thing >/////<

thatgoblin

Just the thought of Neil on top and Jeff's wide eyes with muffled pleas........ I need therapy

sebbytheraccoon

Neil in any situation is hot. But yeah. I think we both do.

thatgoblin

YUP

sebbytheraccoon

It's one of those things. But god I want dominant Neil. Like, he's a total sweetheart normally but like... get him in the bedroom and I bet he's a rough dom. Tease dom.

thatgoblin

Oh gods yes

Just loves to edge you

sebbytheraccoon

It would be heaven and hell at the same time. Because after the edging, he'd switch to overstimulation. Because you "earned" it.

thatgoblin

"You've been such a good bunny for me. How about a treat?"

Just thinking of his nickname for you being bunny or rabbit is just. . . I need to lay down.

thatgoblin

The thought of his voice purring that stuff out is just *chefs kiss* also, consider the following. THE BEDROOM EYES HE GIVES YOU BEFORE HAND. The baby blues darkening with lust as he stares you down. Eventually he just walks up behind you, puts his hand to the back of your neck and leads you over to your room, muttering, "Come now, Little Rabbit. Time for some fun."

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HE'S SHIRTLESS BUT HAS JEANS ON AND LEATHER GLOVES

sebbytheraccoon

He tries to stay quiet but eventually can't hold back the soft moans and groans as he continues to work you. Soft praises follow as you beg for mercy. Even just a small break. " You're being so good for me, Bunny. Don't stop now. Take. It." He growls, getting more rough with you.

thatgoblin

It's his hand or a toy, but not his cock because you haven't earned it yet. Just sloppy wet noises as he damn near fists you with those gloves on and you're tied down so you can do much but take it.

sebbytheraccoon

You'd lost count of how many times he had brought you to the very edge before stopping entirely, leaving you to whine and struggle, your underwear shoved in your mouth to keep you from making too much noise or mouthing off. Soon, you're utterly cockdrunk, needing him to fill you just so you can think straight again.

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And he stuffs all your holes so everything is full and when he finally pushes his cock in, you feel like you're about explode. Begging and sobbing behind the underwear that he's too big before he wraps a hand around your mouth to make you quiet as he begging to jackhammer into you.

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He cooes softly as he feels your walls tremble around him. " Tight, little rabbit... Is my cock too much for you?" He teases, giving an extra hard thrust. " A little doll for me to play with~" He purrs. It feels so overwhelmingly good it takes you mere moments before you hit the edge again.

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And you're screaming with tears rolling down your cheeks because you're terrified he's going to pull out at the last second and kill your climax in the worst, painful way.

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Putting a hand to your cheek, he wipes the tears away, pouting softly. "Oh Bunny, I won't stop this time, I promise. I'm sure you'll enjoy this next part. You were so good for me, little one." He brings you to the highest high you could possibly get to, a nearly painful orgasm crashing through you. You expect him to stop after. To let you finally rest after wrecking you. Nope. He doesn't stop.

thatgoblin

It's so intense you nearly black out and you feel so sensitive that just his presence over you feels overwhelming but he's still moving. He's still thrusting like his life depends on it. You shake your head in protest, but just a few wet strokes on your sensitive bundle of nerves and you cumming again. You feel like your gripping him to the point of breaking him, but he's still fucking moving.

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Cursing softly, he puts his face to your neck, gripping your hips tightly as he continues, eventually getting drunk off your body just as you had done before. " B-Bunny... Clenching so tight... I need you... Fuck... My little toy... S-Shit..." he tries to retain his image as the strong, over confident dom as best he can.

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Your body is on fire and all you can do is let the orgasms come. "Say thank you," he growls softly, nipping at your neck. "You thank your Dom for every time you cum. Next time I could just stuff you and not let you orgasm for a month, Bunny. Can you imagine how sensitive you'd be for me then? How many tears you'd shed because you're so full but so frustrated and there's not a FUCKING thing you can do about it."

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You choke out a thank you, the words slurred and barely intelligible as you beg for forgiveness. You continue to babble incoherently until his large hand clasps around your throat, urging you to quiet down. " I think I gave you your reward too early. Maybe I should have waiting until you were screaming for mercy to let you cum? And now that I've given you this reward, you refused to thank me until I threaten you? Greedy little Rabbit. You will take what your given and you will like it, you fucking brat." The praise had all faded away into straight degradation. But the way he switches seamlessly makes your head spin with lust.

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The only words you can muster are 'thank you' in muffled, garbled bursts as you continue to cum around him. To the point that your insides are aching from how tight they're clenching with each orgasm and gods, please just let him cum inside you. It's not till you're on the verge of blacking out from the pleasure and him choking you that he finally does cum and it's ferocious and feral as he growls and snarls before biting down on your shoulder hard.

sebbytheraccoon

His back arches into you as his muscles tense, the low rumble coming from him being utterly intoxicating. The heat that fills your core eases some of the pain, as you tremble and whine. Rocking through his orgasm, he holds your face, forcing you to look up at him as you cling to consciousness, needing his permission to pass out.

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"Look at the mess you made," he'd coo with a smirk, patting your face roughly as he stays inside you till he's ready to pull out. "All over the floor and my bed. You're going to be cleaning this for hours " he chuckles as he presses soft kisses and kitten licks over your face and neck, finally pulling out. "Oh, better plug this up before you spill it everywhere."

He takes off his gloves and shoves them inside you. Not far enough for worry, but enough to keep his cum inside you as he takes his time, letting you think and hope he'll untie you, but he lays down next to you, smirking as his long fingers reach down to toy with you again, circling those nerves before flicking them and chuckling at your shrieks and struggle. "Silly Rabbit. I'm not nearly done with you yet."

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He spends the rest of the night toying with you until your even more soaked and full than before. Your body is utterly wrecked and you don't think you can stand or even move. You can't even keep your eyes fully open. "Oh Bunny, I don't think you understood what you agreed to when you started teasing me. When you begged me to fuck you with all I could offer. But, I will say, you were quite the toy for me. I think... I'd like to keep you." He chuckles darkly, nuzzling your neck, which was now covered in dark bruising and bite marks.

thatgoblin

Everything aches in a delicious way and all you can do is taken what he's giving you. Mumbling thank you for each orgasm till you're numb and so far down the rabbit hole that you have no idea what's happening to you or that he's got all your holes so used and spent that it would make a porn start embarrassed.

All you can do is lay there as his new favorite toy as he continues to fuck you through the night, filling you up more and more till when you finally have some awareness you swear your belly is bigger and he's pushing on it with a giggle. One well placed, firm push and the gloves stuffing you are pushed out and you're gushing with his cum all over the place.

sebbytheraccoon

All you can feel is the warm, wetness as it leaves you, the rest of your body virtually numb except for a dull buzzing sensation that had taken root in your limbs. And he just watches. Amused and aroused by how much you had taken. He feels a small amount of pity and decides to finally give you a small rest.

Or so he says. Instead, he strokes himself in full view of your fucked out little face, exadurating his moans and twitches. He's doing it on purpose. He wants you to beg for him. Wants you to get aroused all over again by watching what he does without you. He wants you needy for him. Possessive even. The ultimate tease.

thatgoblin

He wants you to need him like you need air. That you'd rather starve than go without his cum inside you, whether it's your mouth other holes. Neil has your mouth on his cock as much as possible, even when he's hard. He wants you drooling and gagging for it. What's worse is he invites friends to play with you as well.

To show you off on how well he's got you trained and soon you're craving them too. If your belly isn't full of their cum, then you're begging for it. Even if you're locked up, cursed with a muzzle and chastity belt, you whine and whimper till one of them brings you out to play.

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You become his sweet little pet. You want nothing more than to please him and his friends. He's taught you a few special commands and shows off your "tricks" as though he's trained you like a dog. " Present." He'd say. And you'd open your thighs for him, showing your dripping sex to him and whoever he decided to show off to.

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He says "Sit." and your straddling his foot, your sex sitting on top of his shoe. Sometimes he's barefoot and other times he has course shoe strings. He says "Speak." You go right for the groin of whoever he's pointing to and moan against them. Sometimes he likes to dress you up with tails and ears, putting a dog hood on you as well.

sebbytheraccoon

You're his eager little slut. He even trained you to cum on command. It seems to be his favorite command to give you as he makes you wait for that command every time, desperately holding back the floodgates.

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Even after you've been filled to the brim, shaking and holding back as Jeff holds you down and eats you out for the 5th time, you wait and look at Neil with pleading eyes till he smiles, stroking your hair back. "Good puppy. Go on, cum for Jeff and I." And you feel like your body just gives out as you orgasm and black out for a moment, forgetting how to breathe even.

sebbytheraccoon

Jeff blushes at the mess you make on his face and the soft mewling sounds you make as he continues to tease you. "You trained this one well, Neil. I wouldn't mind having someone like this full time too." He jokes, smirking at your wrecked form.

thatgoblin

And then of course, this opens up for Neil to get subs and train them for his friends. You are the shining example of how to be a good sub. While he does one on one training, he makes sure you always get alone time with him and you get shown off to the others.

sebbytheraccoon

He eventually gets you a special collar that cements your place as his permanent sub and his favorite. You wear it proudly and only take it off when told.

thatgoblin

There are often play dates with other subs and doms that Neil is friends with and has trained a sub for, but he knows you will always be the one that is of highest standards. At least for him. Others may want a softer sub or one that is very much a masochist, but to him, you are the best.

sebbytheraccoon

Some of the subs he trains (or attempts to in some cases) end up jealous of you for how highly he regards you. You can't possibly be that perfect. One made the mistake of trying to take your place.

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One even went as far as to try and get rid of you, but they were quickly dealt with and sent to another trainer.

sebbytheraccoon

He babied you for a week because of how bad he felt. Despite being a hard dom, he still cares so much about you. You were left with a few bruises and even a couple small cuts that ended up scarring up a bit.

thatgoblin

He like. . . He will put your ass through the ringer and make you question your existence in the best possible way, but the moment someone else tries to fuck with you with any intentions he will cut a bitch and treat you like a small baby possum that he carries in a backpack.

sebbytheraccoon

If you didn't know you were his favorite thing, you do now. He decided to treat you and took you out for a nice dinner once. Emphasis on once. Because, you wore something nice, albeit a bit revealing, and the second he left to either go to the bathroom or get you both drinks from the bar, someone started hitting on you. When he got back, he saw you were clearly uncomfortable, being the loyal sub you are, and just this guy being obnoxious about it.

Hand on your waist, obscenely close, and talking about how he would treat you right back at his place. You quietly try to tell him you have a partner and you wanna be left alone but he isn't hearing it. "If you have a partner, then where are they? Huh? Babydoll, just come with me. You'll never be alone in such a nice little number again."

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To which Neil throws hands and drinks. Then throws you over his shoulder to take you to the parking lot and fuck you senseless so it was like the other guy never touched you.

sebbytheraccoon

You are so confused and at this point, too afraid to ask, "What did I do?" Meanwhile, he's got you bent over the hood of the car, pounding into you, growling lowly in your ear, "Mine... mine... all fucking mine..." he doesn't care that people are staring. Some possibly videotaping. You are his and he has a score to settle. A score that doesn't even really exist mind you, as it never got further than the guy being creepy.

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And before the police arrive, he's cum inside you and has drove off. Not that you got to cum. No, you get to wait till you get home to where he can mark you up with his hands and teeth, coaxing you to the edge but because the man touched you, no orgasms that night. But come morning, so will you.

sebbytheraccoon

By morning, you're a familiar sight. Begging and gushing cum and your own arousal. Your thighs coated in slick as he edges you a few more times, just for good measure. Your hips and thighs have handprints bruised into them to the point where you could make out each individual finger.

All this from him grabbing you and holding you so tight, your skin couldn't handle it. You have a similar story on your throat and your ass has bright red handprints as well as the bruises. Those aren't the only marks that decorate your soft skin. There's plenty of hickeys and bites as well.

thatgoblin

He knows you're desperate and feels slightly bad about your one night out being ruined, so he uses a small bullet vibrator against your front, taping it down as he lets you writhe and cum over and over before he's fucking you again, even adding toys to fill up the holes he's not in. He loves listening to you gag on something as he fucks you. Sometimes he shares you with Jeff, only Jeff, just so he can watch you suck him off while he takes you from behind.

sebbytheraccoon

Jeff is glad to be included, being a bit of a switch. He loves the dominance that Neil radiates and loves the submissiveness you display for them both. He's in utter heaven as you gag and choke on his cock, him fucking your face roughly, moaning out how good you're being for them both. Neil enjoys the show and has the level of self control that even though he is fucking you as roughly and deeply as possible, his expression would make it seem like he's just watching TV or reading.

thatgoblin

Exactly. Jeff knows he's not in charge even if Neil doesn't necessarily order him around. He enjoys being basically a chair or toy to be used on you, even if Neil gets extra dommy now and then, fucking him while Jeff fucks you. Neil needs everyone to remember he's in charge and sometimes that means Jeff is taking a cock up the ass as he's balls deep in you. But holy fuck does it make for a mind blowing orgasm to feel you clenching around his dick as Neil's plowing into him without mercy.

sebbytheraccoon

Slowly but surely, after a few more encounters, Jeff starts to become a more permanent addition to your guys' relationship. Eventually, during a scene, he jokingly asks if this makes him your guys' boyfriend. Neil thinks about it, bouncing you on his cock as he does, before laughing a bit. " Well. I wouldn't be opposed to it."

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You're too far gone to give an answer other than 'Please.' and a nod as you reach for him. Neil allows it, letting you two hungrily kiss and touch one another before he pushes your head down. You immediately go to Jeff's cock to swallow it down as Neil grabs Jeff by the hair and kisses him hard. The man is going to learn how much Neil loves to mark what is his.

Then it turns into you and Jeff being used to punish one another, him fucking your ass without mercy when you forget to ask for permission from Neil first and you're bouncing on Jeff's cock as he's bound and gagged as Neil plays 'Red Light, Green Light' till Jeff's sobbing and his cock is so red and angry and if you're not careful he'll cum without permission. Neil loves watching it, knowing he's in complete control and won't hesitate to remind you.

He makes sure everyone gets thoroughly fucked and having Jeff there as a permanent fixture doesn't slow him down. Of course there's private nights between you and Neil as well as Jeff and Neil, but you and Jeff are never alone without Neil or unless you're where he wants to leave you.

sebbytheraccoon

Poor Jeff ends up in the same predicament one night that you were in your first night with Neil. He had teased a bit too much and now he's tied up, being edged for hours while Neil scolds him. When he's finally allowed to cum, there's so much his brain temporarily shuts off. After, he looks at you and just quietly asked, "Has he ever done that with you?"

You just nod and try not to laugh. Your relationship with Jeff is a bit more joking and playful. While Neil is a bit more serious and teasing. He does have his soft moments of course. And since Jeff joined, now, he'll throw hands for BOTH of you.

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[thatgoblin]

RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 16G

Y/N: *laying in bed, trying to work up the courage to go get breakfast*

Neil: *sits at the table with the others* You sure this is what you want to try?

Stephanie: It's the best thing we could come up with as an apology. I think it'll work.

Neil: If they say yes, then I'm all for it. But if they say no-

Nick: We'll drop it and leave them alone. We promise.

Neil: *looks pointedly at Jeff*

Jeff: *nods* I promise to leave them alone if they don't want to.

Neil: Alright. I think it's best that I ask them first.

Nicole: Agreed. You're on good terms with them and that's the best thing to lead with.

Y/N: *finally gets up and gets dressed for the day, coming out of their room*

Neil: *meets them on the stairs* Ah, Rabbit, you're up! Just the person I wanted to see. Come with me.

Y/N: Okay. *raises a brow, but follows him into the kitchen where everyone else was. Tenses, but doesn't run out* What's up?

Neil: Firstly, the others have something to say.

Nick: *clears his throat as he stands up* We're sorry. For the whole date thing. It wasn't cool and we had no business in doing that.

Jeff: I shouldn't have done what I had done or said what I had said. I'm sorry that me being jealous hurt you and hurt our relationship.

Nicole: I'm sorry I pushed you when I shouldn't have and that we didn't step in when we should have.

Stephanie: I'm sorry we made you lose someo e you really liked.

Y/N: *nods, crossing their arms over their chest* Okay. You apologized.

Neil: Secondly, would you like to go on a date with each of us?

Y/N: *raises their brows* What?

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 7D

Y/N: -itches at wrist as red splotches come up on their skin where they were grabbed-

Jeff: What's wrong? -looks at their wrist with a frown-

Y/N: Just itches. -shrugs- Might be something I touched or I don't know.

Jeff: -reaches down to pull their wrist up to look at it- It looks like an allergic reaction. Did you wear anything on it?

Y/N: No. -frowns, glancing at Neil as he comes over- It's probably just a fluke. I'm gonna go put some lotion on it. -walks away before Jeff or Neil can say anything- Great, just something else to ruin things. -gets to the towels and starts digging for lotion as the guys from earlier walk over-

Random Jock guy: Hey, we wanted apologize about earlier.

Y/N: -looks up at them wide eyed, unsure of what to do- Uh, okay.

Random Jock guy 2: That wasn't cool and we're sorry. If you want, you and your friends can join us for drinks.

Y/N: No thanks. Not a drinking person. -fidgets nervously with the lotion, glancing back at the others who noticed and were heading over to them- Uh, are you wearing anything with coconut in it?

Random Jock guy: Yeah. I have coconut oil lotion on my hands. Why?

Y/N: -sighs- No reason. Thank you for the offer, but no thanks.

Jeff: Everything okay? -walks up, standing in front of Y/N a bit-

Random Jock guy: Yeah we were just leaving is all. -nudges his buddy, both leaving as the entire group walked up-

Jeff: -watches them leave before turning to Y/N- You okay?

Y/N: I'm good. Just figured out why I have a rash is all. I'm allergic to coconut and I think some lotion or something got mixed up is all.

Neil: What'd they want now? -frowns as he watches them leave-

Y/N: They just came over to apologize for earlier. Not a big deal.

Neil: -nods, glancing to Jeff a moment-

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[thatgoblin]

RE Voice Crack Drabble 16D

Y/N: *sits at a table with Carlos, talking and eating their lunch*

Jeff: *who is hiding out of sight but watching Carlos and Y/N, while talking to Nick over the phone with an airpod* Looks like it's just lunch so far. They're laughing and having a good time. Unfortunately.

Nick: *sitting in his room so the others don't find out* Damn it. Is there anything around that could cause a distraction?

Jeff: Why would I need a distraction?

Nick: To break up the date.

Stephanie: *opens Nick's door, intent on telling him to stop sulking* What are you doing?

Nick: We've been made! Abort mission!

Stephanie: Are you spying on Y/N and their date!?

Jeff: *hangs up the call before covertly making his way back to his bike, knowing there will be hell to pay when he gets home*

Nick: No! Jeff is and he's telling me about it! Right Jeff? *looks at his phone to see that he was hung up on* Asshole.

Stephanie: Be a damn adult and just admit that you like or love Y/N to their face! Don't do that 90s sitcom crap that's actually creepy and disrespectful.

Nick: But that's hard!

Stephanie: That's life and love! If it wasn't worth working for then it wouldn't be so special. I swear, you and Jeff share one brain cell between you two.

Nick: Jeff is in love with Y/N too though. So. . . How do we go about that?

Stephanie: Wait, what? He's in love with Y/N too?

Nicole: *passing by hears this and barges into the room* Are you kidding me!?

Neil: *follows the yelling to Nick's room* Why are we yelling?

Nicole: Jeff is in love with Y/N and so is Nick!

Neil: How is this news to anyone?

Nick: Wait, you knew Neil?

Neil: Yes. I knew all of you are sick puppies in love with one another.

Stephanie: Neil, does Y/N love Nick and Jeff too?

Neil: . . . I didn't say that.

Nicole: We gotta stop that date.

Stephanie: I'll grab my purse!

Neil: No! Don't you dare! It's Y/N's first date and they deserve to have it in peace! *blocks the door*

Stephanie: But if they're in lvoe with Jeff and Nick-

Neil: They will still be in love after the date. Let them be. They deserve to have experiences that we don't meddle in.

Nick: He's right. It's not like Jeff and I haven't dated before. How is it fair if we mess up their first date for our own benefit?

Stephanie: You're right, BUT as soon as they get home, you and Jeff are talking to them.

Nicole: But wait, does that mean they'll have to choose one or the other?

Neil: You're all awful. *sighs heavily*

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[thatgoblin]

RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 15G

Y/N: *walks with Nick to his trailer after he was patched up by the nurse* So, not to be that person, but I found a note myself today. *shows it to him*

Nick: *reads the note and groans* I am so sorry. I don't know what's happening or why. I gotta talk to someone about this. If today is any indication, someone's going to get hurt.

Y/N: They did get hurt, Nick. You did. That's not okay. Whoever is doing this needs to be stopped or something. It's not safe or healthy for you to be put through this.

Nick: I know. Here, I'll take the note to put with the others. You go get changed and I'll meet you at the car.

Y/N: Alright. I'll text when I'm heading that way. *hands him the note and gives him a side hug*

Nick: *goes in to see Jeff and Neil already in there* What are you guys doing?

Neil: All the sets are being cleared and double checkes for safety. Someone had an accident today and they want to make sure nothing else is compromised so they're being thorough.

Nick: Yeah. It was me and Y/N's set. Part of the rigging fell and nearly took us out.

Jeff: Wait, are you guys okay? *turns in his seat to look at Nick*

Nick: Yeah. Y/N didn't get hurt.

Kris: But your back is all sorts of messed up. *frowns looking at his shredded costume* Jeez, that must have been awful. *helps him change out of the bloody costume and into his usual clothes*

Nick: *winces as he moves before going to the chair for his wig* It's like fucking Phantom of the Opera. I swear. Y/N found a note in their stuff though. Basically warning to leave me alone.

Neil: Oh you have got to be shitting me. There's got to be a way to catch this person.

Jeff: I mean, security has cameras around we should be able to find something.

Nick: Maybe. I'm going to the director tomorrow with all the stuff to let him know so something can be done. *gets cleaned up and finished along with Jeff and Neil before exiting. Nick's phone goes off, Y/N calling* Hey, are you at the car already?

Y/N's phone: *heavy breathing* Why can't you love me instead of them?

Nick: *freezes, face going white* Who is this? What the hell did you do with Y/N?!

Jeff and Neil: *stop walking, looking at Nick with fear*

Y/N's Phone: I warned them and they didn't listen. If you would listen too, things would fine. We'd be so happy.

Nick: Listen, just tell me where Y/N is, okay? No one has to get hurt.

Y/N's Phone: Why don't you care about me like you care about them? Why!?

Nick: I don't even know who you are!

Y/N's Phone: You will soon enough. *hangs up*

Nick: No! *pulls back to look at his phone, dialing the number back, but it goes right to voice mail* Shit!

Jeff: What's going on? *pulling out his phone to try and call Y/N*

Nick: It-it was the stalker. They have Y/N's phone and I don't know where Y/N is. *starts to panic a bit, feeling guilty*

Neil: Just take a breath. *is next to Nick instantly* It's going to be okay. We'll figure this out.

Jeff: They're not answering for me. I'm gonna call Nicole. *dials Nicole's number*

Nick: We need to get security, someone down here.

Jeff: *gets voicemail before calling Stephanie* Why isn't anyone picking up?

Nick: Nicole's not picking up now?

Neil: Listen, we need to call security and the police. This isn't love notes and chocolates anymore.

Jeff: Stephanie isn't answering either. Where is everyone? *tries to call security* It's like we're suddenly in a dead zone.

Y/N: *walks around the corner, fine and safe* Hey guys, sorry I was lagging. I couldn’t find my-

Nick: *nearly tackles Y/N, holding them close*

Y/N: Did I miss something? *hugs Nick back*

Neil: Oh thank god. You're alright.

Y/N: Yeah. I am. I was saying I was late because I lost my phone. I swore I had it with me when I went to my trailer, but then I couldn't find it. Why? What happened?

Jeff: *gets off the phone with security, relaxing now that Y/N was there and safe* Shit is about to hit the fan.

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[thatgoblin]

RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 16C

Jeff: So, you're Carlos.

Carlos: Yeah, that's me. *smiles nervously under everyone's gaze*

Nick: So, where are you two headed? It's a busy day with it being sunny and not too hot out.

Carlos: Uh, Stuido City and then maybe Venice.

Stephanie: *leans in to whisper to Nicole as the boys keep grilling Carlos* Is it just me or does he look like. . . Ya know?

Nicole: *whispers back* Nope, I see it. It's kind of scary how much they look alike.

Jeff: What kind of car do you drive? Hopefully nothing fast or dangerous. I mean, you're an EMT, I'm sure you've seen plenty of bad crashes.

Carlos: I drive a jeep. It's pretty safe. I accidentally rolled it once during winter up in the mountains when it got icy and it was fine. Just had a cracked windshield. I was wearing my seatbelt and everything. All I had were bruises.

Nick: So you know how to handle a slippery situation then. *nods* So do you know how yo handle yourself in case someone jumps you two?

Carlos: In the middle of the day? In Studio City?

Nick: Yeah.

Y/N: *can hear the conversation as they set the flowers down on the dining room table before rushing out* Okay! They're all watered and on the table. I'll be back later. I have my phone on me for EMERGENCIES ONLY. Not sure what time I'll be back, but don't worry about me, bye! *drags Carlos off with their arms linked*

Nicole: *waits till they've left* Everyone else saw that right?

Stephanie: Oh yeah. That's friggen weird.

Nick: See! That guy has something up!

Jeff: Exactly!

Neil: Hold on a second, you two are sounding paranoid. *points to Jeff and Nick* And you two, I absolutely agree with. *points to Stephenie and Nicole*

Jeff: Wait, what are you two talking about?

Nicole: Carlos looks like Leon. From RE 2!

Nick: *frowns before his eyes go wide* What the fuck?

Stephanie: Thank you! That'd weird right!? Why would Y/N go out with a dude that looks like Leon, but sounds like Carlos and is named Carlos?

Jeff: Because they think he's cute or something?

Stephanie: You know what, Jeff Schine. You are on your own. *walks off with a huff*

Nicole: *giggles, following behind her*

Nick: I don't get it. What are they talking about?

Neil: Oh dear god, it's a wonder you two seem to have made it this far in life. *sighs and goes to shower*

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 6E

Y/N: -winces and tries not to cry as Neil double checks for glass in their foot-

Neil: I know, darling, I know. Just have to make sure there's nothing in there that will cause pain later down the line.

Jeff: Should have been wearing shoes. -sighs as he holds the flashlight for Neil-

Nick: Not really helping, Jeff. -gives the other a look from the kitchen as he finishes up the dishes-

Jeff: What? I'm pointing it out that they should have been wearing shoes in the kitchen instead of being barefoot. It would have saved everyone time and grief.

Nick: You don't have to be a dick, you know? It was an accident. It could have been any of us who'd dropped the glass.

Jeff: Except it wasn't any of us, it was Y/N. So now they know better than to be clumsy with glassware.

Y/N: -bites their lip to keep from saying anything as a few tears slide down their face, trying not to rock the boat anymore than they already have-

Neil: -glances up to see Y/N's face before sighing, pausing his prodding- Jeff, kindly shut the fuck up and just hold the damn flashlight still. You being pissed off about something doesn't mean you get to take it out on Y/N or anyone else here. If you can't be civil, fuck off elsewhere till you're a decent person again.

Jeff: -goes quiet, flicking his eyes to Y/N for a moment before looking away-

Neil: -gives him a stern look before going back to checking for glass-

Nick: -comes out from the kitchen- Y/N, do you need anything?

Y/N: -silently shakes their head, keeping their eyes down-

Nick: -glares at Jeff a moment- Alright. I'm gonna take the broken glass out to the trash. -leaves the others to do so-

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 11C

Y/N: -takes a deep breath, trying to keep calm as Kersey is outside talking to Nicole and Neil-

Jeff: Hey, you okay?

Y/N: I just have to get through the next few days without murdering my sister. I'll be fine. I haven't killed her yet, so there's hope.

Jeff: -chuckles nodding- Well, if it's any help, at least we'll start rehearsals tomorrow so we'll be out of the house at table readings.

Y/N: Thanks gods. -sighs- Thanks for checking on me. -smiles, leaning in to hug him-

Jeff: No problem, Kid. I've always got your back. -hugs them back-

Kersey: -notices Y/N and Jeff hugging- Are they together? I mean, Karliegh doesn't really do affection. Ever. It's like pulling teeth when I try to hug her.

Neil: -narrows his eyes- No, they are not. Y/N and Jeff are good friends, but they've opened up a lot with us. Question for you though, if they changed their name legally, why do you call them by their birth name? You know it upsets them, obviously. So, why?

Kersey: She's always going to be Karliegh to me and our parents. That's just how it is. -sighs softly- I don't know why they're making a big deal about it. The name is good enough up until 5 years ago but now it's not.

Nicole: -snapping- Maybe because they made it clear that it was a big deal to them and that you shouls try to respect it. How would you like us calling you Kyle instead of your name?

Kersey: I didn't change my name-

Nicole: Right, because it's YOUR name. Now, either respect Y/N's name and pronouns or we're going to help you find a nice hotel to stay at.

Kersey: -stands there stunned a moment- Oh. . . Okay then.

Nicole: Good, glad we could come to an agreement.

Kersey: -nods silently before excusing herself-

Neil: -smirks as Kersey leaves- Down girl.

Nicole: Don't mess with my friends. That's rude and uncalled for, especially outing Y/N like that in front of us. She better watch her step.

Neil: I like it when you're feisty. It's always a good time. -giggles, walking inside as well-

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 7C

Neil: Hey! -walks over to Y/N, putting an arm around them- What's going on?

Random Jock guy: Nothing, just invited them for a beer is all.

Neil: -smiles though it looks like he's anything but happy- I'm sure. Come along, Rabbit. We're too far from the others.

Y/N: -nods, staying close to Neil as they walk away-

Neil: -after they're back at the umbrella, drops his arm- Are you okay? Did anything happen?

Y/N: I'm fine. Just shaken up a bit. -sighs and grabs their shirt to put back on- They didn't exactly leave me alone like I wanted them to, but nothing happened.

Neil: Are you sure? -looks over Y/N a moment just to double check- Your wrist is a bit red there.

Y/N: I'm fine. I. . . I just want to forget it is all. But thank you for being concerned. I appreciate it. -gives him a soft smile-

Neil: You're very welcome. Do you want to come back to the water for a bit though? Wouldn't want those assholes to ruin the whole beach for you.

Y/N: Yeah. I'll come back. -nods, walking with Neil back to the water where everyone else was-

Jeff: Hey! You made it to the water, Kid!

Y/N: Finally. -laughs as they stay in the very shallow end of the waves-

Jeff: You're not gonna swim?

Y/N: I'm not a great swimmer so I'm staying more inland.

Jeff: Gotcha. -moves to stand with you in the smaller waves and asks queitly- What'd you do to your wrist?

Y/N: Huh? My wrist? Oh, uh, dunno. Must have scrapped it on the rocks or something. -smiles, playing it off-

Jeff: -isn't convinced but doesn't push, giving them a smile before wrapping an arm around their shoulders as they stumble a bit as the waves pick up-

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 10G

Jeff: -quietly ducks away, going back out to the others, face fallen-

Stephanie: What did the others say? -is building a small fire in a pit as Nicole and Neil are getting chairs-

Jeff: Huh? Oh, uh, I didn't ask. Sorry. Got distracted.

Stephanie: You okay, Jeff? -frowns- What's up?

Jeff: Nothing, just feeling a bit ill. Might have eaten too fast I think.

Stephanie: -narrows her eyes but nods- If you want, you can hang out with me and rest a bit.

Jeff: Think I might hit the hay actually. I'm gonna try and sleep it off.

Stephanie: Alright, if you're sure. If you want, I can make you a cup of tea to help. I think we have some chamomile that'll help settle your stomach.

Jeff: -is about to answer when Neil and Nicole come back with chairs-

Nicole: Hey! What'd Nick and Y/N say? -sets the chairs down-

Jeff: Uh, didn't ask. I'm actually not feeling that well. I was telling Steph I'm probably going to hit the hay and sleep it off.

Nicole: Oh no. I'm sorry.

Stephanie: Yeah, I was about to make him some tea.

Neil: That sounds lovely actually. Why don't I go make a round for everyone. Jeff, you just rest out here and I'll go grab cups and the kettle.

Jeff: -tries to argue but Neil is already gone- Okay, I guess.

Neil: -walks to the kitchen, but doesn't enter when hearing Y/N and Nick talking-

Y/N: See? Just a kiss. Nothing wrong with that. -chuckles nervously as they are still close to Nick with their hands on his chest-

Nick: Yeah. Just a kiss. Nothing more. -rubs his thumbs over Y/N's skin softly- We should go see what the others are doing before they think we've snuck off.

Y/N: Yeah. Yeah you're right. . . Nick?

Nick: Yeah?

Y/N: Thank you, for being my friend and understanding. I just want you to know that. -wraps their arms around him to give him a hug- You're one of my best friends, you know that?

Nick: No problem. -winces at being called 'best friend', but hides his face from Y/N- Yeah? Well, I'm honored to have that title. I'll do my best so you never regret it. -rests chin on Y/N's head-

Neil: -decides to make noise as he comes into the kitchen- Does anyone want tea?

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RE Voice Actor Crack Drabble 6D

Y/N: -washing dishes after dinner, wondering what the hell happened before hand-

Nick: Hey, you want a hand with that?

Y/N: Oh, uh, sure. -smiles and nods, stepping to the side to let Nick rinse and dry-

Nick: So, dinner was kinda quiet. -rinses off a plate-

Y/N: Yeah, I noticed that.

Nick: I mean, everyone was busy eating, but it wasn't like it usually is, ya know? Like Jeff was more quiet and Neil was too. I think the only people who talked were Nicole and Steph and you.

Y/N: I think it's just an off day. It happens. -doesn't think too much about what Neil said, handing Nick a glass with a soapy hand, but it slips and fall, shattering despite them trying to catch it and it breaking on their foot and cutting it- Shit! -jumps back without meaning to onto another piece of glass, yelping in pain-

Nick: Here, hold on a second. -carefully grabs Y/N and basket carries them to the living room as he’s wearing shoes- Just sit there, keep your feet propped up. Those are some nasty cuts.

Y/N: Okay. -winces as they look at their feet-

Nick: -walks back to the kitchen to grab a towel to put Y/N's feet on to help stop the bleeding- It doesn't look too bad. Go ahead and keep some pressure on it while I clean up then we'll take a look at it.

Y/N: -hisses at the pressure, but nods- Okay.

Jeff, Nicole, Stephanie, and Neil: -walk back in to find a hurt Y/N with Nick cleaning-

Nicole: Hey, what happened? -frowns as she sees Y/N's foot-

Y/N: Nick and I were doing dishes when I dropped a glass on my foot. He's cleaning it up now so no one else walks on it.

Neil: How bad is it? -carefully takes the towel off to see, wincing- Oh, you've a deep cut on the sole, darling.

Y/N: Shit. You don't think I'll have to get stitches, do you? -starts getting upset at the thought of making it hard for everyone else-

Neil: Might not, but it's best we clean it out as best we can. -gives Y/N a gentle smile- Don't worry, a bit of glass won't keep you down.

Stephanie: I'll go get the first aid kit.

Nicole: I think we need more than just a few band aids. I can run to the store to grab some bigger items like tape and gauze. -goes to grab her purse-

Stephanie: I'll go with you so we can just get a bunch of stuff all at once. -turns to Y/N- Are you going to be okay for a bit with just the boys?

Nick: Are you trying to say something, Steph? -walks in after cleaning up, reacing over to tug on a strand of Stephanie's hair-

Stephanie: -snorts, swiping at him- I mean they did get hurt under your watch.

Y/N: Well, I-

Nick: I didn't know I was in charge of their safety. Good to know. -smirks after sticking his tongue out at Stephanie-

Nicole: -comes back, shaking her head at them with a smile- Children, behave. You ready, Steph? Don't worry, Y/N. We'll be back before you know it.

Stephanie: -grabs her purse as well- Let's go. -waves as her and Nicole leave-

Neil: Well, how about we double check to make sure there's no glass in your foot, hmm? Nick get me the tweezers and Jeff get me a flashlight.

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RE Voice Actor Master List

Drabbles 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6A, 6B, 6C, 6D, 6E, 6F, 7A, 7B, 7C, 7D, 7E, 7F, 7G, 8, 9A, 9B, 9C, 9D, 9E, 9F, 9G, 10A, 10B, 10C, 10D, 10E, 10F, 10G, 10H, 11A, 11B, 11C, 11D, 11E, 11F, 11G, 12A, 12B, 12C, 12D, 13A, 13B, 13C, 13D, 13E, 13F, 13G, 13H, 13I, 13J, 13K, 13L, 13M, 14, 15A, 15B, 15C, 15D, 15E, 15F, 15G, 15H, 15I, 15J, 16A, 16B, 16C, 16D, 16E, 16F, 16G

Headcannons - 1

F - Fluff, S - Smut, K - Kinky Smut, A - Angst, D - Dark, DR - Drama, H/C - Hurt/Comfort

Nick Apostolides

Headcannons

TBA

Fics

Stuck - Summary: You’re the fifth member of ‘The Fixers’ crew and it’s time to build a fish pond with an overhanging chicken coop in Thailand! Up in the mountains in a rural village the weather is unpredictable and despite safety precautions, you end up requiring a daring rescue. - H/C, Dr

Pillow Princess 2 - Nick treating you and you treating him as Pillow Princess - K, S, F

Jeff Schine

Headcannons

TBA

Fics

Pillow Princess 2 - Jeff treating you and you treating him like a Pillow Princess - K, S, F

Smut Crack Drabble - 1, 2

Neil Newbon

Headcannons

TBA

Fics

Confession - You take confession with Father Neil. - K, S

Jeff x Reader x Neil Imagine - Just me and @sebbytheraccoon thirsting and making up a dom/sub imagine of Jeff and Neil and Reader. - K, S, F

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Neil Newbon Priest Thirst