#jelq

[hymen-restoration-project]

Initiate Super Jelq Program

One stretch two stretch big stretch blue stretch.

Boom. Your Smurf cock is two inches longer. Feel enlightened in the oscillations of your skin tuba

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[foreskin-mafia]

"When a man got nothin’ left—no money, no power—all he got is himself. So if standin’ butt ass naked in the street, jelqin’ and pumpin’ like a fuckin' lunatic, showin’ the world you ain't ashamed of your struggle, makes you free—then do it. ‘Cause real revolution starts with self-love and no fear."

[em0violence]

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[squidflavoredsoup]

//suggestive jokes

cuz yall like these ig

[onetruetronsexpert]

speak to us Mr Tron. Speak to your people

*jelqs my 12 mega byte bit crushed penis* AAAAHHJJ OOOOPPHJJJJ

SO SAY I MR TRON

[royalkisserofjesters]

please draw more martin oiled up you're so goated

of cawseeeee my love for martin is burning extra intensely 1ce again becuz of how the remake pissed me off LMAO so i will keep drawing that beautiful fat girl in perverted ways worry not... thank youu so much friend, we r goated 2gether for loving the dear princess martin ♡♡♡🌷🌷🌷

[hymen-restoration-project]

It's hard to say that id rather fuck a man than fuck a sheep

Shop glowing butt plug TheHeadShop forward slash Big Bucks

you would not believe your eyes

if ten million butts with lights

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[satellitecock]

If you ever started a cult i would join immediately

"cult" implies strange or sinister. I just speak the word of god.

His Holiness's All-Natural Penis Pump Philosophy!

[foreskin-mafia]

hello I am willing to join the catholic jelq organisation, but I am a trans man. am I allowed?

Jelqsters of all sizes and shapes are welcome in our humble barracks. Stay strong soldier.

[lolathepeacocklord]

Help I JUST opened Youtube and it recommended this video to me 😭

PEOPLE KEPT FHHUGKING SENDING ME THAT YESTERDAY I WAS BEING CURSED BY IT ALL DAY LONG GOOD GOD FALLS TO MY KNEES GRIPS MY HEAD SCREAMS OUT WHY WHY HELP

[saa-applejack]

caught rainbow dash “jelqmaxxing.” trying to lure her to the hospital with skibidi toilet merch

[cardboardcranium]

this reads like a fucjing pjackk post

[anarqueeen]

im over here jelqing my shit rn. i got nothin on my dick rn. i am alone in this wretched land.

[satellitecock]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

WHO LIVES IN A TRAPHOUSE DOWN IN APPLETON

(TREVOR RUSSO!)

SKINNY SHORT WHITE BOY, BUT NO SIMPLETON!

(TREVOR RUSSO!)

SLANGING HIS KRATOM AND DRINKING HIS JUICE!

(TREVOR RUSSO!)

JELQING ALL DAY 'TILL IT'S LONG LIKE A GOOSE!

(TREVOR RUSSO!)

Trevor Russo! Trevor Russo!

Trevor Russo!

Trevor Ruuuuso-o-o!

Bethany, when you hand them the snus, kratom, cannabia, MAKE SURE you ask them if they want to pay in cash OR CRYPTO. We're trying to make CRYPTOCURRENCIES the dominant CURRENCY of the trap house.

Also, my boy Jayfe lives in the attic, he has the SpongeBob seasons 1-3 1080p remux x265 on a USB stick, BRO THAT SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD ON THE PROJECTOR CAN YOU BRING IT DOWNSTAIRS FOR ME????

Yung Tr3V0R3

Ok fine. When is my paycheck going to come in. And can you tell him to stop WATCHING THAT SO FUCKING LOUD