#jerru's ramblings

[jerru-chan]

Roommate!Reader: So.. When's rent pay again?

Simon: Don't worry about it love. It has been taken care of.

Reader: Wait, what? Why? I'm suppose to pay the rent too!

Simon: No. You're here to make my place feels like home.

[jerru-chan]

TF141 bf/hubbies running towards you in the kitchen on high alert, gun in hand, cause you screamed bloody murder.

"Where's the enemy!?"

"There! Over there!" You said in a panic, pointing at the counter where a cockroach is, wiggling its antennae.

[jerru-chan]

Reader going up to TF141, and points, "You're my BF now. Gimme your phone."

Dials own number and presses call, saves the number on his phone. "That's my name. I'll call you for coffee. Bye!"

Winks, and sashays away.

[jerru-chan]

Reader being self conscious and having some sort of self hatred cause you're putting on a bit of weight. TF141 bf/hubbies, lifting you as if nothing, not even a grunt, and keeping eye contact with you, proclaiming: "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!" and putting you back down.

[jerru-chan]

Simon Riley sitting in on one of your classes cause your students and co-teachers consists of all male as you're teaching automotive technology.

Reason was he's "interested" in the things you teach. But all he did was glare at everyone who tries to get close to you to ask questions.

[jerru-chan]

Reader staring at CoD bf/hubby's crotch.

"Eyes are up here lovie."

"Oh sorry... It is on my eye level after all."

[jerru-chan]

Your friends are worried and asking if you're ok because they saw bruises all over you, thinking that your bf/hubby is abusing you. You quickly denied and tried to embarrassingly explain that you're like a banana who get bruises easily. (Not to mention that you and your loving bf/hubby got a little rough last night *wink*)

[jerru-chan]

COD bf/hubby using the fire extingisher on the stove cause you manage to burn the egg you're frying.

"I'm sorry... i don't know how to cook." You choked between sobs.

[jerru-chan]

Reader plopping on TF141 bf/hubby's chest cause you just pulled an all nighter cramming for work.

[jerru-chan]

TF 141 bf/hubby dropping whatever they are doing because they saw Reader walking around the house naked.

[jerru-chan]

Reader getting home late and catching their tf141 roommate jerking off while sniffing your stuff.

[jerru-chan]

TF141 bf/hubby being enrage and went out to "deal" with their pick-me female military mate, after telling you that you're only 2nd compared to her, making you sad.

[jerru-chan]

TF141 bf/hubby rescuing Reader from drowning in the pool cause you don't know how to swim. Someone pulled a prank on you and throw you into the pool for drunken fun, despite you saying that you can't swim.

After rescuing you and making sure you're ok, they punch the guy who threw you into the pool and carried you into somewhere safe, away from the bastard.

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Yea i cant swim without those tube/doughnut floaters.

[jerru-chan]

Pinterest pls...

Why?

[jerru-chan]

TF 141 bf/hubby letting Reader cling to him like a koala while he walks around the house.

[jerru-chan]

TF141 bf offering to be Reader's passport husband because your visa will expire soon and they don't want you to leave.