#jesus fucking chrisp

[hedonistbyheart]

Me: oh I think I held up well at work today, I'm not stumbling around feeling like I'm trying to hold up the sky afterwards, neat.

Me, at home: hmm, I think I'll take a little nap.

Me, three hours later, aching all over: I'm boo boo the fool.

[catgirlcadaver]

yeah ngl it’s like. the mario trailer today I think was actually pretty damn good but Jesus Christ chrisp rat really is the one glaring massive fucking mistake. like everything else looks pretty decent but they had that one colossal fuckup

[carla51two]

YOU WILL GET TRAPPED IN THE COSTCO. YOU WILL GET TRAPPED. AND I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU THERE I SWEAR TO GOD I CANNOT ADD MORE EMAILS TO THIS PROCESS

⌨️IM FUCKING TIRED

jesus chrisp man

[dafukdidiwatch]

Jesus Tap Dancing Chrisp on a Hockey Rick! You guys fucking lured him with like goddamn sirens in a political game, where you didn’t know if he was even a fucking THREAT!!!

Hey Annie? No offense, but fuck your mom right here.

[thestalkerbunny]

Jesus chrisps you know the art is really tapping into your emotions when you realize you’ve been clenching your leg in such a way that it feels like any harder you’re gonna fucking pull a muscle.

[eyeles-alt]

things i think about the avengers, having never seen any of the movies

listen i dunno shit abt the avengers because i skipped that phase in sixth grade but after seeing endgame, here are some things that i (someone whose only seen spiderman:homecoming, spiderverse, endgame, and infinity war) have Decided as True Facts:

- NO ENDGAME SPOILERS -

- peter parker is officially tonys son? i think? they have a son-father thing going on. 10000/10

-people ship thor and his brother???? yall nasty

-thor IS hot as shit in a gay way

-loki IS hot as shit but in like, an edgy way

-captain america (is that his name?? steve i think??) is meant to be shipped with that one bucky guy (ive got NO fucking idea who that is) but like. obviously hes like, America, right? so hes a bi icon because no country is as chaotically-bi as america. also hes thick as FUCK.

-mr tiny ant man is a cute lil dude who i would give my life for and also marry

-i dont know who the russo dudes are but they apparently fucked up thor and loki i think? i dont know

-id die for tony, loki, and peter. all in a different “id die for you” type of love

-loki is the kinky “id die for you” kind of love

-peter is the ohmygodyouresofragile “id die for you” kind of love

-tony is the Youre SO Old but SO Cool, Jesus Christ “id die for you” kind of love

-nebula (the girl from blue man group) is very kind? i think? shes awesome.

-green shrek lady is SO GOOD and i LOVE HER

-if anyone says ANYTHING mean about mr Big Hulky Boy i will start crying. No Stairs.

-bruce banner, which i think is Normal  Mr Big hulky Boy, is a very smart and handsome guy I would love to marry and have a family with. 19999/10

-alien antennae lady is very cute and i think id die for her

-crisp rat (i dont know his characters name, hes only chrisp Rat) is an absolute legend and shall remain that way

-Rocket the Little Boy is easily one of the best characters because he looks very huggable. i know he would kill anyone that tried to hug him (maybe?) but i want to try.

-i love loki a lot. so much. my favorite character

-im going to watch thor ragnorok and cry at the beauty of this glorious man. not thor, im talking about loki. hes hot

You can TRY to disprove any of these facts, but they are true. i know theyre true because i just said it. none of my opinions will change, loki will always be the hot one. except maybe tony.

hot list:

1. loki

2. tony

3. thor

4. ?

5. space shrek lady

6. valkyrie

7. crisp rat

8. <3 bruce banner

9. cute alien lady

10. nebula

[mind-of-mima]

Talking about creative stuff and clan lore with death-and-ruin is like the best thing in the world

[jeza-red]

Saint Seiya - Legend of Sanctuary Trailer 2