#jesus god damn christ

[anachronistic-falsehood]

NOW PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DOXX THE PERSON WHO STARTED ALL THIS. THEY ARE A FUCKING TEENAGER. CAN’T THIS FANBASE FUCKING BEHAVE

[negativepeanuthoarder]

u ever just realize that someone saying "oh it's healthy" about a food 90% of the time means "oh it's low in calories" like. dude. being low in calories does not make a food "healthy" by default. nutrients and vitamins and stuff like that are what make a food healthy for fucks sake.

[vi-visected]

my therapist: how are you feeling in the wake of your (autism spectrum disorder) diagnosis?

me: well it makes sense doesn’t it? i was the one who requested testing. like on some level i kind of figured.

my therapist: yes, i’m personally glad we pursued it because it helps me better understand parts of your behavior and how to accommodate you. but how do you feel about it? you said before that you were in heavy denial about the possibility when you were younger.

me: well yeah, i had a preconceived idea of what autism was that i know now wasn’t true. but at the time it was distressing and i didn’t want to think about it too hard.

my therapist: how was it different then? what was your idea of autism then?

me: it was, you know, severe developmental delay. i never thought i had developed abnormally at all, so to try and match up the severity i associated with autism and the way i viewed myself, i just couldn’t.

my therapist: but you did.

me: sorry?

my therapist: you did develop abnormally. both socially and academically.

me: socially yes, but i had no problems with academics. i always especially excelled at reading comprehension, more so than anyone else in my grade. i started lagging in high school but i think that was a lot of burnout and depression and ptsd, probably. i was incredibly smart. hell, i spoke in full sentences earlier than most of my peers.

my therapist: violette, that’s still abnormal development.

me: …huh?

my therapist: developing abnormally fast is still developing abnormally.

me:

me: oh.

[foxprism]

make my house a home

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Who I thought I'd simp for when I started HH:

Who I actually ended up simping for:

Vox has me in a chokehold and I'm not even sorry.

[spacedace]

So. I wasn't able to sleep AT ALL last night, to the point that I gave up and went out to the living room so I wouldn't wake up my partner with all my tossing and turning.

And, this has happened before. I figured it was the fun one two combo of insomnia and chronic pain, since my nerves were way worse than usual last night. But no.

NO.

I literally just now realized as i was looking at my pill caddy to take my ADHD meds this exhausting morning that, uh oh. They're not there! You know what is there??

MY CHRONIC PAIN MEDS

I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT IN PAIN AND UNABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS A DOOFUS AND TOOK THE WRONG MEDS LAST NIGHT

[brainrotdotorg]

on today's episode of "things from DE You may not have seen": harry gives the pigs a medal

YOU - "At ease, patrol officer Pigs, your heart is in the right place." (Bow.)

[Og] *102.THE PIGS - The catatonic woman doesn't understand -- probably even hear -- your kind words. She just *is*.

[Og] *298.AUTHORITY - It's a shame. Recognition from an actual police officer would probably mean a lot to her. Too bad she'll never know...

[Og] *40.YOU - She will *know*. (Hang the Setting Sun medal on her chest.)

[Og] *276.THE PIGS - "Mr. Morrand... Gareth, thank you. Thank you!" As the sharp end of the pin grazes the flesh, a blessed smile emerges. Then it expires, and like a shadow moving on the ground, all sentience fades again.

[Og] *319.ENCYCLOPEDIA - Mr. Morrand? Mr. Gareth Morrand, the former cop, turned Channel 8 crime show host? That Gareth Morrand from the radio?

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Morrand's from Traffic.

[Og] *104.RHETORIC - As in 'Traffic' police?

[Og] *195.PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - It's all nancies up there in Traffic. I count zero balls.

[Og] *31.AUTHORITY - That... was the most honourable thing anyone has ever done, Harry.

im crying i didnt know you could do this,,,,, ohhhh my god,, first of all interesting little tidbit about gareth morrand thats fun,,,, haha all nancies in traffic..... but ooouuouorgrhgrgrhggh she gets a little bit of recognition and harry does something kind for her FUCK i didnt know you could give her the medal thats amazing!!! and authority says that what harry's done here is so honorable if hes an honor cop,, that actually heals all his morale too!! fuck! shit! im emotional!

[d-lissa]

I am biting anyone that takes Tashi out of the throuple of doom and say that the guys only actually love each other and not her, or would've been better off without her or whatever.

Just say you can't conceive being in love with more than one person at the same time and move on, because that movie was not for you.

[its-tim-time]

Do you all want to know the tally for fake statements about Santa and other holiday related statements so far this year?

Yes? Well then here you are

It’s Santa but they are trying to hide it so that they can see how long it takes us to figure out that it’s Santa: 4

Its just some creepy story about Santa: 3

Krampus: 7

Frosty the snow man but it’s some how trying to kill them: 8

The Nightmare Before Christmas but badly paraphrased: 2

[rugbuggk]

I’m MAD because we never get to see HOW VLADCARD AND INTEGRA MEEEETTT like OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU’RE TELLING ME DRAC THE OG GOT ON HIS DAMN KNEES FOR A WOMAN, CALLED HER MY LADY WHILE THE WORLD FELL APART???? AND WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THEM ACTUALLY MEETING?? I’m done

[kennyomegasweave]

I'm catching up on last week's episode of My Stand In before today's new episode and just. My fucking god Joe. STAND UP. GET OFF THAT DAMN GROUND. RISE UP OUT OF THOSE TRENCHES. GIRL GET UP. DETACH FROM MING'S DICK. Yes he's cute and is keeping their house, but he's also out here saying fuck no to couple mugs cause they're not together despite living together for awhile now and like.

Also, Sol keeps irritating me every time he shows up being all "I'm too late again." Bitch you haven't even been invited for like two years. What do you mean too late. Grow up, accept it, and move on.

And Tong needs to fuck right off. Telling Joe he's fucking his way to the top when it's so obvious Joe is NOT doing that and Tong's bitchass so clearly is/did.

Joe really just has all these flop ass men around him and I just. It's just so freaking sad. Sorry boo. I still love you but girl.

I hope Joe 2 grows a spine because I can't keep seeing him be brought down by all these men.

[frnkiebby]

frank and fucking b&w photography~🎃

[dirtyoldmanhole]

tfw you're accidentally drawing a possessed gunter so hot he short circuits your brain whenever you try to focus on actually drawing him ahkahkhjgsgj

[helpimstuckinafandom]

There's that whole bit about "men written by women" and how cool and sexy they are but Colleen Hoover men take a sledgehammer to that shit

[hajihiko]

I've seen a few people talk about how much smoother things would have gone for the cast if they had A Mature Conversation about things, but like. they're teenagers. Not only that, they're all gifted kid teenagers who also have Issues (except Hajime who only has the Issues). How capable do you think they are of going 'alright now boys we need to talk about your misogyny' or somesuch

[ldr-is-my-life]

damn you