#jesus hot sauce christmas cake

[talesfromthecrypts]

Apologizing in advance for stalking your 'Until Dawn' tag.

Never apologize for liking Until Dawn, my best friend Until Dawn. Life changing, show stopping, never repeated, moment of all time.

[taylorshope]

Honestly Mike is by far the most quotable Until Dawn character. Icon

[muutosarchive]

finally played thru the quarry and i have #complaints.

way too easy with the QTE &. don't breathe mechanics. way too easy to have everyone live. it's super clear &. they give you so much time. with the slide of the joystick it takes all the tension out. i only killed mrs. brenda song bc i had bad aim &. nick. emma got bit but i killed silas so she was fine. i thought the story was good and i loved jacob but he didn't do anything in the story and it was super lame? also emma was alright, but i loved travis hackett and obsessed w. laura kearney. she's the only character i would have considered writing. other than the design of the werewolves i had issues with the main buildings in until dawn AND the quarry being 'the lodge' -- &. then there's the mine comparison between the two. i liked the podcast thing but it was super tedious, and the fortune teller 'doctor hill' segments are a lot less effective. also if you explore it's almost impossible to miss evidence &. dumbs it down a lot.

there's also a lot less game play, i hate the lack of timed responses / having unlimited time to choose a response . . . and the tarot cards were also way easier than the totems in until dawn. it was just so much easier in every way and UD is already an easy game. but i was always so much more stressed doing QTE events in UD. it felt like there were stakes.

in my first play through of UD, only mike and sam and emily survived i'm pretty sure. &. like, i purposefully killed most of the hackett family and silas bc i didn't care about the hag, but other than that? i only killed two of the main cast and i also purposefully shot nick knowing it was him. idk? the locations were really linear &. boring too, compared to the mine &. the lodge, & the asylum.

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@hiddenstarters || Open Starter 

“You know, one day I am just living my life in peace. Thinking that I came to Washington D.C to work for the president or whatever. Then it hits me, like someone bitch slapped me because I owe them money. Now I remember everything about my past and I realize that I shouldn’t even be alive. Wonderful, huh?” Mike sighed. ‘Ugh, I need cake.”

[piastrinorris]

back at work at what cost. it continues to test me. pls send help. preferably a shovel with which to hit me over the head and get it all over with

[darkstarsrise]

mike munroe

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[childrenofslumber]

every second of the day.

[cowardlycowboys]

Favorite Until Dawn quote?

Jesus hot sauce christmas cake

understand the palm of my hand bitch!

godspeed pilgrim

party like fucking porn stars

[smgsecretsanta]

A gift from @taillesscomet to @jugger-heads!!!

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Fluffy Christmas

Jessica didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this situation. She, Josh and Mike were the only ones from their team who were supposed to celebrate the New Year alone, but the girl couldn't let that happen. Her parents went to visit relatives, her older brother Hank went to celebrate with his girlfriend, and her younger brother Jacob with friends. The Washington family stopped celebrating Christmas after Hannah and Beth disappeared (Jess burst into tears when she found out about it, she was very ashamed and she told Mike about it, they spent the whole evening hugging and crying). The former president managed to get sick, and Damian and Luther had a holiday shift, so despite his illness, he was also invited. 

Jess broke up with Mike after the incident in February and initially stopped all communication with him. The same thing happened to Josh after his rescue. But after a while, the girl went to a therapist and gradually began to return to society, her friends helped her with these, and especially Mike, but what surprised her more was Josh, who helped her on an equal footing with Munro. This led to the formation of their unexpected friendly trio. And so to this situation.

The girl looked at Josh, and Washington was just looking at her too. The guy was as surprised as she was and seemed to be on the verge too. Josh looked at Mike, and Mike was the first to break the silence. Michael fell back laughing, hugging his stomach until a sore throat stopped his laughter with a coughing fit. Jess and Josh joined him next, the first one still started crying, but they were happy. The reason for the laughter was a simple exchange of gifts, now there were four cages and two carriers in front of the teenagers. There were two rats in one of the cages-a gift for Josh from Jess, beautiful rats that looked something like Beth and Hannah, and they were named after them. By chance, in response to this, Josh gives the girl a hamster, Mr. Potato, and Mike gives a black and white guinea pig, Lila. And before that, Mike received from Jess a black and white rabbit, which Riley named Lala. The situation was not taken advantage of by the younger Munro, who decided to give his friends a sphinx kitten and a Husky puppy. Washington got the kitten with the ironic name Fluff, and Jerry's puppy fell into Jessica's hands.

"Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!" Mike shouted, coughing, trying to calm the attack. "You two conspired, otherwise, judging by Lily and Lala, you chose together!"

"No!" protested Jess, wiping away tears, the girl somehow took a breath and said: "I thought you and Josh were lonely, you both live alone, besides Chris said that you, Josh, love rats. And Sam said about you that you love all animals!" The girl only had enough for that, and then she laughed again.

"Cochise. Betrayed. Me! I'm not alone!" Josh speaks with pauses, and after Mike falls back, tears of laughter appear in his eyes and from how these gifts touched him to the depths of his soul. Especially the two rats with the names of his dead sisters.

"Hey, just because I live alone doesn't mean I'm lonely!" Mike was able to say calmly, calming down after a long cough. Exhaling, the guy smiled at his friends. To which they could not help but respond with a smile. Straightening his hair, he continued: "I originally planned to donate animals. Ashley advised me to give you a cat, because you are somewhat similar to these animals, and Emily told the truth about you, Miss Riley, she told me that you have wanted a puppy since childhood."

"I didn't plan on it. Matt offered to give Mike some kind of rodent, I thought it was funny, and already there I saw a hamster for Jess."

There was silence again. Until there was a puppy barking, followed by a meow. The trio knew what they were going to do in the near future.

***

It was three o'clock in the morning when they went to bed. It was decided to sleep all together because of this, Josh settled in the middle, and Mike and Jess lay down around him, Fluff and Jerry curled up in one common ball at the feet. What was happening now seemed amazing to Josh, no, they had arranged such overnight stays before, but now it seemed like something had changed. 

"Share it," Jess's voice distracted him from his thoughts. The guy didn't want to upset her and pulled a smile because of this, saying:

"I haven't celebrated Christmas for a long time, I forgot how exhausting it is."

The girl sighed, but smiled a little, shaking her head negatively. He had forgotten how perceptive she had become after the incident, although maybe she had been like that before.

"I didn't think that after..." Joshua didn't know what to call what happened, the truth hurt his heart. "...After I lost the status of an older brother, I thought that I would no longer celebrate holidays," he smiled bitterly.

Jessica didn't know what to say to that, so she laced her fingers with his, holding his hand tightly and not looking away. Mike, who seemed to be asleep before, suddenly but slowly turned to them, looked at both of them, and then put his palm on top of their hands. A hand where two fingers were missing. And then he said confidently:

"You cannot lose this status, if you love them and they love you, then you will always be an older brother. And I'm sure they love you even there," Mike smiled and added, "Besides, you now have three younger brothers and four sisters. Well, or at least two younger "relatives"."

"Do you understand, big brother?" Riley joined in with a grin.

Josh felt like he was going to cry. These words struck him to the depths of his soul, warming him in the chest area. And then he realized that something had let go, that Josh couldn't forgive himself for the last two years, just left after a few words.

"Well, well... Then you're in trouble, little ones!" Washington said laughing, hugging those shoulders and shaking them, amid general laughter. While...

Sneeze

"Thank you very much, Michael!"

***

Squeak

“what?..." Jessica raised her head without opening her eyes. Somehow gathering herself, she opened her eyes a little, not fully waking up, her sleepy mind could only realize the time "5 a.m... Josh, turn off your alarm clock." Closing her eyes, the girl began to push Josh.

"Where is he?..." the guy mumbled without waking up, followed by Mike's dissatisfied mumbling.

"Jooosh, the alarm has been turned off!..." Jess did not calm down and began to push harder until it began to reach Mike. He sat down on it, trying to figure out what was going on.

"Oh...Fuck nuggets! It's a sea rabbit!"

[pondslime]

FELLOW UNTIL DAWN JOSSAM ENJOYER????????? HELLO?????????? I loved the FUCK out of those two idiots but haven’t thought about them in YEARS. Holy shit what a goddamn blast from the past.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I loved those goobers sm lmao 😭 wrote several fics for them and had a whole blog dedicated to ud jsdfhjfsdhjhsdf

that game is still unmatched tbh. like. where else are u getting lines like "jesus hot sauce christmas cake, this is fuckin' unbelievable." a qte where u can feed a squirrel. that immaculate cover of o' death. rami malek.

nobody else has dared!!! sad!!!!

[finalguytm]

" Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!"

- Michael "Mike" Munroe ©

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[noisycowboyglitter]

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[taylorshope]

Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[hiddenpxpercuts]

@vcndetta (Ashley B.) HWEVENT15: MURDA IS EVERYWHERE

"Well, I guess it's not shocking that we've lasted this long." Mike admitted. "We did do pretty well that night in the cabin, well, til things went to shit." He frowned. "Maybe I shouldn't be hanging with y'all as an after thought."

[johnnyutah]

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