#jfc CAN I TYPE NORMALLY FOR ONCE OMFG

[twistedappletree]

we could be really cute roller skating besties who jam to vaporwave and mallsoft in the city at sunset but nobody i know wants to leAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE & TRY NEW THINGS

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #170

this one’s a few days old and am just getting to posting it. don’t feel like rereading to change some old answers tho.

Do you tell your best friend everything? What might you omit? If she asked about a subject, I'd tell her. I wouldn't just be like "hey here's a little factoid I don't like talking about." Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes. In your current or most recent romantic relationship, do/did you feel as though one of you settled? Not at all. What did your ex (or one of your exes) consider to be a dealbreaker in you? My depression. What seemingly small change have you made to improve your life this year? More drive to be an adult. Make the decision to try as hard as mentally possible to be more open about myself and not so scared of being found as "too weird." Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness or substance abuse? Don't get me started on the first. I only know of my dad being a recovered alcoholic. What is the biggest gap in your employment history? How did/will you explain it to future employers? 0-19ish. Wasn't in the mental state to. Is there any part of your sexual/romantic history that you have not told your current significant other about or that you will not tell future partners about? She knows a lot. There's just one thing I'm not comfortable talking about yet. There's nothing I absolutely won't tell at any point - if you're in a serious relationship, they have the right to know. Has anyone ever tried to change your mind about something very personal, such as religion or wanting children? Children, yes. Colleen especially was convinced I was going to change my mind to an annoying degree. People have pushed me being a vet a whole lot, too. Do you ever hear about old school friends? Where are you high school friends now? Well, through FB. Most have stable jobs, some are extremely intelligent students headed towards amazing careers, some are parents. Most fell off the face of the earth. What is the most fun you can remember ever having under the influence? Cards Against Humanity. Has your Facebook relationship status ever been set to 'it’s complicated’? Why? Nooooo, and I seriously wish that option didn't even exist. Drama bait, whether intentional or not. What is the most beautiful/interesting name that you’ve ever personally known someone to have? Alon. Have you ever developed feelings for someone whose sexual orientation was incompatible with yours? Yes. How many relationships have you been in that actually got sexual? One. When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost? Me?????????????? At a party?????????????????????? What is your strongest sense? Maybe you don't count this because it's not a "real" sense, but I would say I have an incredibly strong "sixth sense" of just knowing when something is wrong, even with people I don't know well. I pick up bad emotions easily. But if you're just talking sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell, I suppose smell? Or taste. Could be why I'm so picky. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? There is NO telling. I believed some wild shit. HAHAHA OH MY GOD WAIT NO I BELIEVED I HAD "ANIMAL POWERS" UNTIL THE END OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Like, I could go into a "mode" where I had capabilities like those in certain animals, like with kangaroo powers, I could jump higher. God that was so embarrassing to write jfc what the fuck was I on. Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know? Mom. She gives food, water, and sometimes money to homeless people she trusts as actually being without a home. There are two or three people she's actually "friends" with. Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on? A V O I D What is something about yourself that you hope will change, but probably never will? I make situations awkward. Just social anxiety in general. What’s a strange occurrence you’ve experienced but have never (or rarely) shared with anyone? Okay, so I don't think I believe in angels, and I'm 99% sure this was a dream by now. But once as a little kid, I have a *very* strong memory of getting out of bed and going outside because I felt I needed to see something, and two swans came to the porch, turning into my grampa and favorite cat that had died. Then I went back inside, and that's all I remember. Still to this day that shit didn't feel like a dream, but. It probably was. What do you think about more than anything else? The future. What’s your all-time favorite town or city? Why? I dunno. If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be? The friendship with Megan. Do you Skype? With Sara. Have you ever called anyone ‘bro’ other than your actual brother? I'll call p much anyone that. Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before? Maybe? What is the best kind of pizza in your opinion? Pan meat lovers omfg. Stick with jalapeno tho with trying to at least lean towards vegetarianism. Is there something that someone has done to you that you cannot forgive? Eh... I think I've forgiven him. Do you scream at scary parts in a horror flick? No. What is your favorite restaurant? Olive Garden. Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you? No. Are any of your pets “overweight”? No. How do you feel about weed? I'm totally for it medicinally. Helps with too many things. Otherwise, for reasons I've said in many old surveys, I don't believe it should be smoked. We already complain enough about cigarettes and lung cancer. How many people have you kissed that you weren’t dating? None. Who was the last person that ditched you? How did you react? Mini, I guess. Was hurt as fuck for years until I recently confronted her, and we're cool now. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Girt is like... my only male friend besides Dad. What size are the pants you’re wearing? Large, probably? Were you a fan of Michael Jackson before he died? I went neither way. Liked some songs, didn't like some, no opinion on others. Can you spot constellations in the night sky? Only the Big or Little Dipper. I dunno the difference. What kind of shampoo did you last use? I dunno exactly. Mom just put some in a smaller, nameless bottle for while I'm at Sara's. It's probably Suave, though. If you had a hippie bus, what would it look like? Gimme all the peace signs and trippy patterns. Have you ever hitchhiked? No. Would you rather hike a mountain or explore a cave? EXPLORE A CAVE BITCH Would you rather wear a flower crown or veil? For my wedding, probably a veil. I can't see a flower crown going with a (probably) black dress lmao. Do you go barefoot often? I'm always barefoot in the house, but outside, I always have shoes. What is your favorite thing to get high off of? N/A What type of tattoo do you want? Most of the ones I want hold personal meaning. There's few I want to get for solely aesthetic purposes. What is your favorite insect? Butterflies. Favorite constellation? *shrug* Beach wedding, forest wedding, or English countryside wedding? Forest! Does pineapple belong on pizza? NO. Do you have any big plans for November? No. What upcoming event are you most looking forward to? Christmas. I doubt Halloween's gonna be anything I'd like it to be. What was the last song you heard? "Letter" by Mother Mother is on. Compared to someone else of your age and gender; do you feel that you have a lot to offer someone? HAHAHAHA NO. How many days a week do you work? N/A Is there ONE person you feel more connected to than others? Sara and Mom. Where did your eye color come from? Mom's dad had blue eyes, I think. Have you ever been in a recording studio? No. What is your worst relationship quality? I'm paranoid. I'm that "do you still like me?" person after marriage, I'm sure. What was your most recent serious injury? Does sun poisoning from Hell itself count? When was the last time you baked something for someone? Never lmao. Would you rather be kissed on the neck or on the lips? I mean it depends on the mood. What is one thing you’re not looking forward to in the next week? I'm going home Wednesday. Would you consider Christmas your favorite holiday? Second-fave. How many chances do you normally give someone before giving up on them? Way too fucking many. But it also depends on the offense and person. Did you parents know what gender you were before you were born? Yeah. Are you for or against inter-racial relationships? Totally for. Would you say you’re more of a pessimist or optimist? I'm definitely a realist, but if I had to pick, I lean more towards pessimism. Have you ever been addicted to something unhealthy? No. When the holidays come around, do you watch holiday movies? Not really. Would you say you’re a friendly person or not so much? I think I'm very friendly, just shy and awkward socially. When was the last time you ate something from Burger King? LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT. Months ago, I went for a veggie burger. THESE. IDIOTS. Put all the normal shit BUT NO PATTY IN A FUCKING BUN. WHEN THEY HAVE ACTUAL VEGGIE PATTIES. We waited forever, so Mom was already in a bad mood. She went in and the manager was livid; she gave us a free drink and fries. BUT, the burger fucking sucked, it was so overcooked. Sooo that was fun. When someone mentions a song, does it make you wanna listen to it? Rarely if it's a song I don't know, unless I like the artist. Song title may interest me, too. Who is the nosiest person you know? Do you like them anyways? BITCH ME. Are you one of those people who like The Nightmare Before Christmas? Okay so, I first watched it in school and I didn't like it at all. Then I started loving it??? I have like sooo much Jack stuff. What’s the best food to have at a sleepover? Pizza! Do you like the yellow Cheetos better or the orange ones? You mean normal or hot? Gimme them spicy boiz. Do you know anybody with different colored eyes? No. Are any of your relatives vets? Don't believe so. Who cleans the most in your house? Mom. I really need to do it more. Do you own any shirts that cost over 100$? Jfc no. What about any shoes? Do you think that’s a lot of money for clothes? No, and obviously. What’s the movie theater in your town called? Uhhh I think Cinemax? How many minutes do you consider late? Over five. What kinds of food do you dunk into milk? Some cookies. Do you have any current or past teachers on your Facebook friends? No. Are there any baby pictures of you up? On FB? No. Do you have any friends who have bleached blonde hair? Maybe Alon still does, idk. Are you wearing any jewelry that a boyfriend/girlfriend gave you? No. Have you ever seen the last person you kissed cry? Yeah. What’s the last thing you were excited to eat? A donut sobs. Who's the most romantic person you ever went out with? I dunno... none were/are like especially romantic. Is there anything hanging from the ceiling in your room? Some Pyramid Head gift tags, a stuffed fae dragon from WoW, and a cool lantern. Have you ever seen the last person you hugged dressed up fancy? Not in person, but in pictures. (If your parents married), Do you know where they got engaged? No. What was the last picture you printed of? The reference I made of my tattoo for the artist. What restaurant has the best fries? Bojangle's the Queen. What does your mailbox look like? Just a basic black one. Have you ever gotten something stuck on the roof? Probs as a kid. Does your computer make a lot of noise? Not really. Unless it's overheating. Who did you last drink or smoke up with? Mom and Sara. How many board games do you own? Idk, there's just a few in a cabinet in the living room. What does your BIGGEST mug look like? We don't have any really big ones. Newest musical discovery? I really love Powerwolf. Last thing you cleaned? Clothes. What exactly do you carry around all your stuff in? Purse. What do you carry around, typically? Phone, iPod, wallet, hand sanitizer, keys... Where is your newest scar? There's still a little scab on the bottom of my tat from heavy shading, but it's almost healed. If you mean like, "real" scar, cat scratch on my right hand. Where is your oldest scar? Ummm probably this random one on the top of my right wrist. No clue where it came from, been there for years. Last thing you disposed of? A bottle, I think? Are you good at recovering from injuries? I dunno. How many different public restrooms have you used this week? I think just one, at the reptile convention. Do you have more piercings or tattoos? Currently tied at six, but piercings the day I get home and get my tongue redone. What color and type is your vehicle? N/A Looking to upgrade or add any time soon? N/A What animal do you have the most possessions *of*, or featuring? Meerkats. What do you use to wash your dishes? Ugh, hands, gross. I refuse to have my own home that doesn't have a dishwasher. Last thing you measured? Ummm probably water when I was making ramen. Last thing you weighed? Myself. Do you talk to your parent(s) [almost] every day? Ma, yes. Last person to tell you that you smell good? Sara although I don't see how, I needed a shower. @_@ Last person you told that they smell good? Sara. How many iPhones have you had? One, I think? Last person you ran into unexpectedly? Good question. Last compliment you received on your appearance? Uhhh idk. On your character/personality? Sara's mom pointed out this morning that she liked how I watch out for Sara and reminded her to call the library (applied there) and it made me so happy alkdjowie. Her approval is important to me. Do you remain friends with anyone you met at your first job? No. Woulda liked to, but. How many chargers do you have for your current cell phone? One, though Mom's fits mine, too. Do you have a good work/life balance? N/A Have you ever ordered pizza online? Yeah. Do you own a treadmill? No, but I want one. Have you ever signed up for a gym membership? Yeah. What color was the last fish you had? I couldn't tell you. Is there a garbage can in your room? What color is it? No. Have you ever read in the bathtub? I may've as a kid? Does your animal sleep with you? Roman, pretty much always. Rarely Teddy, but hhe doesn't like getting off the bed; I put him on it if he wants, so getting down's the only thing. Have you ever had to wear a hairnet? I think I have, but I don't recall for what? How many favorites do you have on YouTube? Holy shit idk. I used to favorite almost anything I liked, though for like a year or so now I've been really picky with what I favorite because it's become a playlist I go to that I know will cheer me up or are just videos I find very important. What kind was the last chip you ate? Uhhhh Lays, p sure. What is your favorite song to play on Guitar Hero or Rockband? I physically cannot play "Hotel California" by the Eagles without moving in some sort of way or singing.  The fucking solo ahhhhhhhhhh goosebumps every time.

[remsyk-blog]

Volunteer Work

Inspired by conversations that were unintentionally hilarious in nature.

Summary: Trowa, university professor and all around nice guy, volunteered to help with Midnight Breakfast, a little something the faculty does for students during finals week.

Most of the chatting in this was actual conversation, with a few minor edits, so any spelling/punctuation mistakes are intentional 

Trowa walked into the student center, far too early to be fashionable. He glanced around the large space, then sighed, resigning himself to waiting on one of the various benches lining the hall.

It was better than standing around like one of the awkward teens he was here to feed.

Why he had ever volunteered was a question he asked himself more times than he cared to count, starting from the moment his lips betrayed him with a single word.

With another sigh, he pulled out his phone, pulling up the group chat that kept up permanent residence on his home screen. A quick glance showed the others were online, or at the very least, had their chat open as well. He brought the phone to face level and snapped a quick photo, shooting it off to the others.

At the student center about to makes eggs for the youths. This is my excited face.

He sat back and waited, and wasn’t surprised Duo was the first to answer.

Duo: Nah, that’s your ‘Wtf am I doing here face’. I can tell by that gleam in your eye.

Trowa snorted, waiting as the status changed, indicating someone else was typing.

Wufei: They better appreciate you

Quatre: ^^^^^

He quirked a grin, quickly typing his response.

I’m sure they will, free food and all

Most of my students are on the verge of nervous breakdowns because of the workload so they will appreciate the hell out of it

“Oh good! I’m so glad you made it!”

Trowa looked up to the woman standing in front of him, her relief clear. He moved to stand, but she waved him down.

“You volunteered to do eggs, right?”

“Yes?” Trowa answered hesitantly, sensing a ‘but’ in her statement.

“Could you do us a huge favor and make the pancakes instead?” she wrung her hands, watching him expectantly. “Jackie’s never done pancakes, but said she can do the eggs easily.”

Trowa suppressed a sigh, knowing it would only stress the poor woman more if he told her the truth. “Sure, I’ll make pancakes.”

She let out a huge sigh, shoulders sagging as a smile cracked her face. “Oh thank god. Thank you!”

He nodded, then waited until she left before snatching his phone, the thin thread of panic pushing his fingers to blinding speed.

I got switched to pancakes!

Fuck me

I just pour in and don’t let it turn brown right?

The response was thankfully immediate.

Quatre: Pancakes are easy

Trowa quirked an eyebrow at the statement.

Are there rules?

Quatre: No rules

Quatre: You just look

Trowa frowned thoughtfully at his screen. That sounded simple enough.

Okay, I can do this.

Duo: It has little bubbles in the center when done

Duo: XD

Quatre: You can def do it

Duo: I have all the confidence in you

Quatre: But the bubbles! When they pop and leave little holes they are ready to flip

Duo:^^^

Duo: That’s a much better way of explaining it

Trowa blinked at the rapid fire responses crawling up his screen, the two hellions bouncing information off each other faster than he could react. So, just watch for bubbles. That didn’t sound difficult. Until he realized the second part.

Oh shit

When do I know the post flipped side is done?

Quatre: When the bubbles pop like that it means the batter is done all the way through except the exposed side

It was then the final member of their group decided to join in.

Heero: I have no experience with pancakes

Trowa bit the inside of his cheek to stifle his snort. He was surprised he answered at all. Meanwhile, Quatre continued his instructions.

Quatre: So just flip and cook long enough to brown

Trowa checked the clock, then stowed his phone as he rose, making his way to the line of tables set up on the far side of the main hall. He found the woman who had spoken to him earlier, the Director of Student Life, if he remembered correctly. She looked up as he approached.

“I was just about to come get you,” she nodded to a skillet set up at the end of the table. “You’re station is ready. We’re just waiting for them to bring out the batter, then you can start.”

He looked over the arrangement, then made a snap decision.

“Do you have any piping bags?”

She paused, staring at him with wide eyes. “What?”

“Piping bags,” he repeated patiently. “So I can make designs.”

She blinked at him a moment longer, then finally found her voice. “How Pinterest of you.”

It was Trowa’s turn to blink, feeling vaguely insulted as she turned away, mumbling to herself. He frowned, then found a nearby chair, deciding to sit and wait for his batter to arrive. Once settled, he pulled his phone out once more, already anticipating the reactions from the others.

I asked if they had piping bags so I could do cool designs

Wufei: Oh my god

Trowa quirked a grin and pressed on.

The director of student life looked at me like I was insane

And said “how Pinterest of you”

Quatre: You are insane!

Duo’s response was simply a row of laughing emojis, stretching Trowa’s smirk.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt more insulted.

But Christmas tree pancakes would be cool, right?

Duo: Never done this before, let me

Duo: Pipe some cool ass designs

Well, when put that way, Trowa thought with a smile, it did seem rather ridiculous.

Go big or go home.

Heero: Omfg Trowa

Wufei: Just make pancakes holy fuck

If he were less reserved, or Duo or Quatre, he would be holding his sides from laughing. Their reactions made the night more bearable before it had even begun.

SHE doesn’t know I’ve never done this before

Duo: I’m dying right now

Quatre: How Pinterest of you? That’s amazing

Trowa looked up thoughtfully, eyeing the griddle for a moment before replying.

I bet I can still drizzle with the pitcher of batter

Or end up with a solid square of pancake…

If I put the batter in a vinyl glove will it taste awful?

He couldn’t help it; he grinned at the screen, waiting for his feed to explode.

He wasn’t disappointed.

Duo: This is getting batter and batter

Duo: I have no idea

Trowa could picture him grinning like a loon, his full bellied laughs echoing through the room.

Wufei: Do not do that

Wufei: Just make pancakes

The image of Wufei scowling at his phone rose in his mind.

Quatre: At least until you get the hang of it then you can have fun but if you don’t know what you’re doing they’ll be raw dough in the middle

Duo: ^^^

Heero: Jfc Trowa

Heero: Master a normal pancake first

“Okay, everything’s ready.”

Trowa tucked his phone away and made his way to his station, thoughtfully eyeing the two pitchers of pancake batter.

“Just get a stack ready,” she pointed to the empty tray next to the skillet. “Then you can make more as needed.”

He nodded, hefting the first pitcher. He poured on the batter, replaying the instructions as he watched the thick liquid solidify and bubble. He waited a minute longer, then flipped the pancake, frowning at the dark brown color. Trowa cut down his wait and flipped the finished pancake into the tray, noting the lighter brown on the second side.

Not bad for his first attempt.

After a few more tries, he decided to try for the designs. The pitcher was unwieldy, but he drizzled the batter in loops, an easier feat with half the batter gone. He flipped the finished pancake in with the others, a satisfied smirk in place.

He finished a few more, then pulled out his phone once more, snapping a picture of the finished products.

Who needs a piping bag

Duo: Not bad at all

Quatre: I’m very impressed tbh

Trowa smiled and put the device away one final time, nodding his thanks to the professor who switched out his empty pitcher for a new one. He could see the students milling around at the entry, clutching their books and bags, looking more like zombies than living beings.

It was going to be a long night, but now he didn’t feel so bad about volunteering.

Inspired by @claraxbarton @maevemauvaise and @kangofu-cb

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