#jimmyasks

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Please kiss me on the mouth

"Whoa now, I don't even know you- yet- gotta get a name at least-"

[javierlovescaramel-blog]

*fucks up with a Sharpie* SHIT IM SO SORRY. ART TRADE WITH @jimmyasks! Sorry its late, man.

[stripeixii]

A stunning asshole for @jimmyasks (°∀°)b

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Hiii, Jim. I need.. To talk to you? If you're not busy, that is.

- @curly-capt

"Oh? Talk to me about what...?"

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

I keep thinking you’re Curly because of your username. Change it to fake Tulpar captain, perhaps?

"Absolutely not. It'd be false if I did that, because he's not the captain anymore, so."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

jimbo is it true that you like cartoon horseys

"... Who keeps giving out my psych eval. It was a joke- I am not in fact sexually attracted to cartoon horses and you can't prove it >:c"

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

”you said you were straight right? But uh-.. Polle is a man hehehe”

-@mister-daisuke-dude 🌺

"Ah, what can I say, Polle's simply an acception- Wait, how did you get my psych evals???"

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

im going to fight you, in bed or in the streets, I haven't decided but I am GOING TO FIGHT YOU

"Doll, we're in space, there is no streets. But you know, make your decisions, it's not like you were ever going to win-"

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Opinion on Yimpy?

He rolled his eyes, shaking his head as he spoke. ".... It's.... interesting. I keep taking it down, but someone keeps putting it back up and I have no clue who."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

You strike me as someone who'd stare at a nonbinary person's chest intensely just to get a hint of what's under their shirt. Pervert.

"I would never, I am plenty respectful, thank you."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

{A little girl, maybe 5 or 6, in black pigtails and clutching a bird plushie, approaches Jimmy. He reminds her of her daddy!} "..uppies."

{She reaches her arms out.}

-@a-girl-with-one-eye

"........ Where's your parents?" {He asked, eyeing her nervously, crossing his arms instead of giving her uppies quite yet. Children and him didn't mix well, they reminded him of being a child himself and those were not times he wanted to remember.}

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Choose a member of the crew you'd bring on a stranded island with you. Not to eat you delusional pathetic sack of shit

"Curly. He'd probably taste delicious when the inevitable cannibalism would come, and he can carry his own weight in terms of surviving and stuff."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

:]

"..... I think you should put down the pen and think about what you're doing with your life for a hot second. Please."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Hi, Jimmy! Question - Can we maybe get a dog when we get back to Earth? ... Please?

- @curly-capt

".............. Maybe. Why do you ask?"

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

Have you ever had an emo phase? Or you have always been so edgy

"I was never emo, I was never edgy, and I am not currently edgy. Thank you, next question."

[the-true-tulpar-captain]

{glares at you} You're pretty. I don't like it. Stop being pretty.

Jimmy grins, shaking his head. "No can do sweetheart, can't turn off such magnificent charm. But thank you for the compliment-"