#jimmykev

[holdmyquinoa]

New blog, new masterlist! (If you previously sent a fic request to my old blog @/imabillyami, please send it again? I lost all the requests in my old inbox that I wasn't working on already.)

Request a fic (requests are OPEN, a post about rules & limitations will be up again soon, for now just know that I write Samijey & JimmyKev for the most part, but I'm open to prompts for other pairings (mlm & wlw) too!)

Link to my Ao3

Samijey fics

-> I've got you to lose series - In a universe where things go a little differently for them at the end of the Rumble, Jey and Sami try to navigate the rising tensions within the family, the Tribal Chief’s ever growing expectations, and their seemingly inescapable feelings for each other. -> Part 1 (completed) - Part 2 (completed) - Part 3 (WIP)

-> Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop - Jey Uso has no idea he’s going to meet the love of his life on a regular Thursday afternoon OR: a Samijey Coffee Shop AU (WIP)

-> jealousy, jealousy - 5 times Jey acts like a jealous prick and 1 time Sami finally gets it (completed)

-> The Taste of Freedom mini series - He chose himself tonight. He had to. Can he make one more choice tonight, now that he’s finally free? Only one way to find out (aka the Samijey tattoo worship fic) -> Part 1 (completed) - Part 2 (completed)

-> Of hair ties and superheroes - To Jey Sami is a damn superhero. Sami doesn't quite see it that way (completed)

-> Punch me in the mouth and set me free (or kiss me, either works for me, really) - "Oh my god, you’re such a boy. Sometimes I don’t know if I want to lick you or punch you in the face." (completed)

-> Bad Habit - "Kevin proposed to me." "Wait, he proposed to you and the first thing you did was call me?" (completed)

-> Holding on to heartache - Sami and Jey have a hard time letting go of each other (completed)

JimmyKev (Jimmy Uso/Kevin Owens)

Forbidden pairing series (collab with @mahi-wayy) - A collection of unrelated JimmyKev onehots, that so far includes my fics:

-> Basking in your heat - Kevin and Jimmy engage in some backstage shenanigans (completed)

-> This was a mistake - It was a mistake, yeah. One he might be ready to repeat (completed)

-> Make it Right (co-author) - "Kevin makes everything right" - Jimmy Uso OR: Jimmy has a bad day and his boyfriend makes it right (completed)

Ambreigns/ Romox

-> alone, finally - Mox is horny. He had plans, okay? Thankfully he can trust Roman to match his energy, always (completed)

-> Don't leave - Dean leaves WWE. He also leaves Roman. They both have feelings about it (completed)

Rolleigns

-> A Gift Worth Unwrapping - “I got you something, Ro.” OR: a Rolleigns Christmas fic of sorts (completed)

[sapphicsamizayn]

family drama: Kevin doing the piledriver on Randy and Jimmy is HURT AND MAD AT KEVIN FOR DOING THAT TO HIS BIG BROTHER

cue the JimmyKev toxic yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sapphicsamizayn]

With Bottomline and their Yandere partners, the healthiest to least healthiest would probably be:

Jimmy and Kevin (and Naomi)

Jey and Sami

Roman and Seth (and Mox maybe)

And anyone with Yandere Drew after them probably is the least healthiest so Solo gets ranked here

Hard agree with this list. I will say that Jey and Sami aren't very far from Jimmy and Kevin (+Naomi) but there is a gigantic chasm between Jey and Sami's level of toxic yaoi and the Shield.

JimmyKev are interesting because like they are SO TOXIC TO EVERYONE ELSE. They are jumping people left and right, starting so many fights, illegal piledrivers endlessly, but at the same time they practice healthy active listening and make time for date nights and respect boundaries. Jimmy knows he can approach Kevin and they can have a calm conversation when Jimmy needs a night alone with Naomi. It's the weirdest paradox of a situation ever.

SamiJey would be on their level of healthiness because truly there is a lot of love and support and good communication between the two of them, the only difference is that if you activate the Jealousy trapcard for either of them, yandere behavior will come out and create chaos. Cody Rhodes flirts with Jey? Sami will remember this and let is fester in him until he crashes out on Cody one day. Kevin Owens gets a little too close for Jey's comfort? Jey is keying his car before the show even ends. We talk a lot about yandere Sami here on my blog, but yandere Jey would burn an entire city down to keep Sami warm.

I don't even need to explain how toxic the Shield is, look at them.

DrewSolo is becoming my new favorite pairing and I hate it. Drew McIntyre is incapable of seeing someone he hates and not wanting to fuck them (see: CM Punk). He sees Solo take up the ula fala and try to become the new Roman Reigns and Drew wants to reenact Misery by Stephen King but with less legs breaking and more butt touching