#jj literally has a husband she isn’t gay- NO.

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lesbianism is my favorite kind of ism

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okay wait everyone is doing these cute posts about their moots and so i’d like to write out what havoc a team of one of my mutuals and i would wreck if we were in the bau:

(this is me being dumb at 2 am and i’m definitely going to make some cute sort of post too but i felt like doing this)

((also this took me forever to do lmao so if there’s anyone i forgot i swear it is nothing against you i just did moots i felt like i knew well enough to explain this for))

@ellegreenawy : y’all celie and i would be an iconic team because we come up with so many good ideas but our best ideas are always in the middle of the night. so you best know if reid ain’t solving the case, celie and i crack it at 2 am. also, celie is definitely rossi’s favorite. she’s the only person he lets cook with him regularly, and i’m the one who definitely got distracted and forgot to put water in the pasta pot so i ended up setting the pasta on fire so i am banned from the kitchen most of the time (it’s not that i can’t cook, it’s that i got distracted that one time and rossi refuses to believe me). oh and her and i would definitely write a book together the way rossi did. and we’d guest lecture together too.

@babyblockcolorcat : fabs and i would def be in seasons 8-9 of cm together and we would get nothing done because this girl would not be able to function around alex blake. but also faby would rock a blazer. her and em definitely share a closet. faby around alex is like reid around practically any girl in the early seasons, and it’s kind of adorable but also the rest of us (me and the team) are standing around like “why the fuck is alex so oblivious” (of course this is an au where alex isn’t married). i mean the whole “good morning, faby!” from alex and then faby accidentally walks into a pole and spills her coffee

@reidsemily : bro bekah and i would be an elite partnership. we definitely spend our free time with penny and morgan because i feel like the four of us would be iconic together. also if we’re called in for a case in the middle of the night her and i are definitely the ones that show up and chug five cups of coffee before we can even say a word. and then someone (probably jj) is going to point out that my blazer is inside out and that bekah is wear two different shoes and we’re just going to drink another cup of coffee

@linguinereid : i would love to hear conversations between bee and reid because i’d probably learn more from them than my entire school life. bee is definitely a major part as to why we can solve all these cases, and i feel like her and i interrogating a suspect together would be interesting. i’d probably talk enough to bore the unsub to death, and then bee would just say things and psychoanalyze the suspect until they broke

@ssaemilyprentits : okay so i feel like steph and morgan have been in a prank war since she started working at the bau and somehow i got involved in it and now we’re just this chaotic mess of “ok ani wait you distract morgan and i’ll go mix salt into his coffee” and “steph keep derek busy so i can go and stick this sign that has his phone number and ‘call me for foot massages’ written on it on the back of his car”

@whiskey-fluent and @jenniferxprentiss : i wholeheartedly believe that h and ash would be the most sarcastic and upfront agents. like straight up would make the suspects tremble during interrogation. and they’d always be sent to do stuff together; they’d be the dream team. i know technically i don’t fit into this equation but like their energy together as fbi agents would be immaculate so i needed to talk about it. like that one episode where the unsub is morgan’s cousin’s husband who forced her to marry him and jj and emily walk into the interrogation room and are conversing about will and henry? yeah, that’s h and ash. i’d probably be penny in the trio.

@heat-waveee : ok i think lb and i would honestly be a very productive duo during work. like she’d def keep my procrastination in check on paperwork days and we’d be good at finding info together during cases. and lb would be great at talking to eyewitnesses and friends/family of the victim(s). but when the case is over? we’d be insane. like at dinner parties with the team, nights out at the bar- we’d be going crazy. oh also we’d be crushing on em so much

@apologetically-apologetic : so abbie and i would be great at coming up with theories because in the short amount of time i’ve talked to her we’ve had so many genius ideas. i think we’d observe crime scenes and just piggyback theories onto each other until we figure out a fairly solid one and then use evidence we find later and adjust or expand our theory and then we’d solve cases really well. also, i think if we ever got like trapped with an unsub or like taken together by an unsub we’d definitely come up with a good plan and there’s like an 85% chance that we’d be fine

@reidemandweep : roo and i would just be an organized mess tbh. our desks are for sure next to each other, and whoever comes in first makes coffee for themselves and the other person as well. we’d probably hold off on paperwork till the very last minute but turn it in right on time. i also think roo and i would make a great team when interrogating a suspect. like that one episode where jj and morgan pretend to be a couple and talk to that white supremacist guy? yeah roo and i would be the gay poc couple to annoy the unsub if they were bugged by that. also, we’d definitely be caught trash talking strauss. like “ugh she’s so annoying and messes stuff up for us a lot” and then everyone’s quiet and we’re like “she’s right behind us isn’t she”. we’d also tease rossi about dating her but in the end i don’t think we’d hate her completely because we’re nice enough to understand she’s doing her job but also we’d be like “no <3″ to most of the stuff she says

@eusuntgroot : hj and i would honestly be very nice people together i think. well, hj would be my better half. she’d be really good at talking to families of the victims, because she’s great at being empathetic and she’s so caring. the two of us would probably be sent to speak with victims and eyewitnesses because we’d be good together at calming them down and being there for them and trying to get information. also, hj and i would be great at talking an unsub down together if necessary 

@agenthotchner : honestly i feel like snow and i would be really badass undercover. like i get very “entropy” vibes from the two of us. like tara and morgan vibes in that episode. snow and i would most definitely find an unsub while undercover at a bar, lure him outside, and then threaten to hit him in the face with a pair of heels as we handcuff him and lead him to the cop car

@davidrossi-ismydad : sammy and i would have such chaotic energy during paperwork days- hanging out with penelope, locking jj and emily in a room until they got their sexual tension out of the way, sammy hanging out in hotch’s office doing god knows what. sammy and i would definitely make everyone laugh whenever they needed to but sammy would also come up with some of the most genius ideas that the others wouldn’t think of. he’d would definitely be the character that at the 30 minute mark of the episode is like “maybe we’re thinking this part of the profile wrong” and coming up with the correct profile and we’d be like “yes you’re onto something”

@cinnamon-rroll : okay jemma and i would be great at stakeouts. like we’d have the snacks ready and would have the most interesting conversations while watching our surroundings from the car with binoculars. i also think we’d be good undercover, too

@spideyspencer : listen avery would also be so good at interrogating suspects. like so amazing. she’d just be so good at intimidating them and not taking their shit whatsoever. and when we’d be chasing an unsub i’d definitely chase after them and she’d find an easier route and be standing there waiting for us. she’d be putting handcuffs on the unsub and i’d be wheezing and half out of breath like “how *wheeze* did you *wheeze* get here *wheeze* so *wheeze* fast?”

@prentiss-dinozzo : i feel like noelle and i would probably be like tara together: badass but also good critical thinkers and smart. and i think we’d do similar things to what reid did: go through case files, make geographic profiles, that sort of thing. and i also think we’d be good at guest lecturing together

(not me being dumb and forgetting caitlin because i did this at literally 2 am ugh!!)

@themetaphorgirl : okay caitlin gives me very much garcia vibes and i for sure think her and i in the bau would be best friends with penny. we’d be hosting parties/dinners and coming up with fun ways for all of us to hang out and we’d just have elite energy. we definitely convinced the bau to have a family bowling night and family game night and things like that. i think we’d also be good at talking unsubs down and definitely would be the ones talking to the friends/family of the victims. also, i have a feeling that caitlin would be good at making negotiations too! 

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Arrow - S8 Ep4 - Present Tense

Oh boy...that awkward moment when Diggle is going to accidentally think Connor is JJ, only to find out that his biological son is going to grow-up to be an asshole.... Oh, yeah, well the timeline’s immediately fucked up with Rene and Dinah learning about Mia now.  Also, another awkward moment when your friends find out your wife was secretly pregnant, had a baby and you never tell them for 20 years; until said kid comes back in time as a hot adult woman and spoils the surprise.

I mean, how is William the only one thinking "time travel" between him, Mia and Conner?  I get that it would seem incredibly implausible, but they're still looking Dinah and Rene who are look significantly younger; and Oliver, who's ostensibly dead in their time, is standing in front of them in his prime.  Seeing as where they're from, the likes of The Flash, metahumans in general and all of the techno-bullshit we've seen the last few years would be something for their history books, let alone the tech seen in Nora's time, which isn't that far off from them; time travel shouldn't be such a mind wrinkling concept.   (Sigh) William still calling Felicity "mom" when she was married to Oliver for like, what, less than a year before he moved into to live with his grandparents; and never saw Felicity again for 21 years.... Fuck you, you and Felicity did not know he William was gay before he left. "My husband needs help." "Did you check in at the desk?" "We're donors here." Yeah, you still need to check in with the desk so we know who the fuck you are and get some idea what's wrong with you and what preexisting conditions or allergies you might have so we don't accidentally fucking kill you.   The "wife" of this patient was in on this, right?  Because if she wasn't, how the fuck does she know he needs medical help without find out how he has a fucking glowing bomb just beneath his skin, under his loosely closed shirt? It's kind of laughable for Oliver to be so proud that William is a billionaire.  I mean, I can understand it to a certain degree, because his son earned it all on his own (maybe), but at the same time, Oliver was a billionaire for like 2/3rds of his life.  He's presumably not even poor, in spite of the implications that he lost all his money, seeing he hasn't had a job in ages, but never worries about money. On the flip side of all that, how big of deal will being a billionaire in 2040?  I mean, it's naturally still going to be a lot of money, but I think back like 20-30 years ago and millionaires seemed like the height of wealth and you occasionally heard of someone being a billionaire, but it didn't seem all that common. Like it was Bill Gates and then a handful of other people you'd never heard of. Now everyone says they're a billionaire (and some just claim they're one, among other things)   I looked up a "future inflation prediction" calculator - actually I looked up a couple of them, before I finally figured out why they were all showing me large amounts when I plugged in a billion dollars and set the future date to 2040; and eventually realized what it was telling me was that to get the same value of a billion dollars today, you would need to have  $1,860,294,571.71 in 2040 - so basically the value is nearly half; which means, yeah, William is still pretty fucking rich, and maybe he's got like, hundreds of billions (which is actually kind of obscene) but if he's only got 9 figures, he's basically the equivalent of an upper end millionaire in today's money. Which is to say he still has more fucking money than I'll ever have, now or in 2040.... Come on Curtis, be honest, that wasn't "sugar" you put in that coffee you had on the plane, was it? How the fuck does future Conner's phone work in 2019? Sure, all those movies and real world accounts of bombs triggered by stepping on them, were really just relays to the actual bomb that was somewhere several feet away; and definitely not built into the device that if you took your foot off or shifted your weight the wrong way while it was still armed you were definitely dead. Apparently Mia inherited her nerdy curse words from Felicity, but not her brains.  We can't even say she inherited the blonde hair, per se, because Felicity had previously admitted to dying hers....   The scene of William telling them about the future isn't bad; Diggle and Rene's reactions make sense - but at the same time, I think would have to be hard to reconcile a lot of these things, especially something like being told your daughter was killed 20 years from now, while she's still alive and well right then and there.  That has to seriously fuck with your head. Aaaaaand we're back.... Fuck you Mia.  "How about we stop mourning poor, innocent JJ and accept who he actually is?" You mean a 5 year old trying to kick his paste eating habit at 5k?  Because by all indications the JJ you're talking about is quite possibly still in the future; which, all things considered, no longer existing and the only JJ in any of your immediate spheres is just a kid who probably hasn't killed anyone yet. Seriously Dinah, did you really need to flip the chair over to determine that the flashing the device the guy who just threw on a Deathstroke mask planted, was a bomb? Oh, Christ, are William and Curtis going to hook up?   I mean, Rene, you could stop running for office, if you wanted to.....just sayin'. Wait, "Vote Ramirez 2019"?  When?  When is this 2019 election taking place in Star City, that Rene seems to have only just thrown his hat into the race for?  There's less than two months left in the year; and literally yesterday, the day the episode aired, was the election day for some municipalities for local office; and he's giving this press conference at night when there's not a lot of time left at the polls, if they're even still open..... Also, "The Future is Now" - a little on the nose, isn't it? I'm calling it, the "Monitor" approaching Laurel is actually the Anti-Monitor.  I mean, it's obvious, right?

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001 yuri on ice 002 leoji 003 chris (i hope its okay i askedd a few (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑)

It’s more than okay nonnie :3c

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Yuri!!! on Ice

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Oh jeez, like all of them… I literally love all of them. But… um…. lets say either Phichit or Minami or Leo

Least Favorite character: I literally do not have one. I love all of them.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Victuuri, Leoji, Seungchuchu, Milasara, Michemil/Emimike

Character I find most attractive: Otabek like hot damn

Character I would marry: Phichit hands down I will marry him right now

Character I would be best friends with: Minami or Phichit

a random thought: how is it even possible to love every single character in a show, even the smallest ones???

An unpopular opinion: JJ is good and deserves better treatment in the fandom because he’s not an asshole, he just tries really hard to make friends and messes up or says the wrong things

my canon OTP: Victuuri

Non-canon OTP: Leoji

most badass character: Yurio, he’s 15 years old and he worked so fucking hard and ended up winning gold because of his hard work and him pushing his limits.

pairing I am not a fan of: JJ and Yurio…. just… no… def not for me…

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Michele probably, I wish they had done less of suggesting incest with Sara cause it was weird. Like it was small enough that I can look past it, but still…

favourite friendship: Yuuri and Yurio

character I want to adopt or be adopted by: I want to adopt Minami and Yurio, they are my sons

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Leoji

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when of if I started shipping it: Leoji didn’t really start being popular until Guang Hong literally imagined himself taking a bullet for Leo, but the first time they were on the screen, my first thought was “omg small boyfriends” and it only kept growing

my thoughts: They are pure and they are best friends that realized that they loved each other and they just… they are the fluff pairing

What makes me happy about them: everything, they are adorable and they love each other 

What makes me sad about them: time zones and distance… they work through it, but I imagine that they miss each other a lot…

things done in fanfic that annoys me: nothing really, I haven’t found a leoji fic that I disliked

things I look for in fanfic: fluffffffff and reunions

My kinks: I don’t ship them sexually a lot, but I do like the idea of Guang Hong dressing up for Leo, in like the playboy bunny type outfits or short skirts and heels and stuff

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Phichit

My happily ever after for them: Guang Hong moves to America to live with Leo and they share an apartment and have a little chihuahua thats named something cute like Taco and they visit Leo’s family every weekend because Leo’s family absolutely LOVES Guang Hong. Leo’s mom basically already adopted him and loves cooking with him and trading recipes. Leo is a coach and teaches kids how to skate and he plays music in his spare time (maybe teaching kids how to play guitar too), while Guang Hong works at an animal shelter, taking care of them and helping them get adopted, and when he isn’t there, he’s vlogging. (A lot of his vlogs include Leo and Taco, because he loves chasing them with a camera.) He does a lot of cooking videos because he just likes to, and he’ll post videos of Leo singing and playing guitar, and tag/challenge videos. Especially when Phichit comes visiting… So many videos will be recorded then. They go to bed every night thankful that they can finally hold each other and be in the same time zone, and they are happy.

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Chris

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: oh where to even start… he has no chill and I love him and 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Mystery man (I heard Kubo calls him Masu…. something…. I can’t remember what it is and I can’t find the tweet right now :/ but yeah him)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Chris/Victor. they are like… brotp but they’ve also definitely fucked before. at least once.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think that Chris is really sexy? like… I think he’s really pretty, but not necessarily sexy

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish it had GIVEN MYSTERY MAN A CANON NAME AND TOLD US IF HE IS CHRIS’ BF OR HUSBAND.

my het ship: ????? um… Chris and Minako maybe i guess?

my fem/slash ship: Chris/Mystery Man

my OTP: Chris/Mystery Man

my OT3: Chris/Victor/Yuuri

my cross over ship: huh… um… idek man

my kink: that god damn flower crown my god

a head cannon fact: After the banquet, Chris helped Victor get Yuuri back to his hotel room. Chris was drunk, but not nearly as bad as Yuuri. Victor had enough to be tipsy, and his inhibitions were out the window… Am I implying that they had a drunk threesome in Yuuri’s hotel room after the banquet, and that Victor woke up the next day and got Chris out of there before Yuuri woke up because “hold on I called dibs why are you here?” but then he also had to leave so Yuuri had no idea what had happened when he woke up? Yes, most definitely, I am.

my gender bend: Christophina/Chrissy, her hair is long and wavy/slightly curly and it’s blonde with the underside dyed brown. She got hella curves and she knows she’s hot af and she loves to show it off. I also feel like she would make lots of gay jokes and reminds everyone that she’s a huge lesbian, which makes her girlfriend sigh constantly. She’s fiercely loyal and will help anyone who needs it, she’s a huge feminist and she loves cats (especially hers)