#joel farabee/michael raffl

[callabang]

title: the odds of the body    

pairing: joel farabee/michael raffl; scott laughton/michael raffl

rating: m

word count: 6.4k

summary:

Half the crew of the Flyer was recently court-martialed under suspicion of mutiny, which: obviously Raff knows. He was there.

[dumbasssportsboys]

this is my masterpiece

[cawnecny]

Come on Barbie, let's go party

[hauntedppgpaints]

Warden's big fic rec list!

Hey y'all. I was inspired by @simmyfrobby to type up a fic rec, so here we are! These are the fics I have bookmarked on AO3, organized and summarized for everyone. Enjoy! :)

Fics with the rarest pairings (only ones in the relationship tag!):

drivin' nowhere fast. (7810 words) by draisaitleons Rating: Explicit Relationships: Linus Ullmark/Matthew Tkachuk Summary: “Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. For earlier.” Linus looks quizzically at Matthew, clearly unsure of what he means and unaware that he was there until he had spoken. That was going to make this a little more painful than Matthew had been hoping for. “For, you know, protecting my head. On the way down.” Matthew clears his throat, “At the net.”

go ahead and try a little crazy on me (4062 words) by lagerlout Rating: Explicit Relationships: Leon Draisaitl/Artūrs Šilovs Additional Tags: Winner's Room Summary: Leon huffs out a laugh before he can help himself. Goddamn, this fucking goalie is cute. He doesn’t know if he’s trying to be cute but he is.

leave an imprint (on my skin) (2733 words) by cokehead_zeroed Rating: Explicit Relationships: Brad Marchand/Mitch Marner Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Knotting, Daddy Kink, Feminization Summary: Mitch does not think that this is what Cooper and Cassidy meant when they said that Team Canada should focus on finding compatibility. Instead of being able to focus on passes and shots, Mitch has found himself perpetually sniffing the air, trying to isolate this one alpha’s scent out of the two dozen ones that are present. Mitch catches sea air, pine, something like brown sugar; the smell of it is electric and intoxicating, and it’s throwing him completely off his game. It’s made even worse by the fact that their lines aren’t gelling, and he’s not sure how much of it is dealing with players and systems and line changes and how much of it is the fact that he just wants to spend the whole Olympics following this scent around.

écoutez-moi (14483 words) by hyacinthed Rating: Explicit Relationships: Mason Marchment/Morgan Rielly Summary: He stares blankly at Madison, 27, who enjoys white wine and pilates and the Blue Jays, staring until his screen shuts off and he’s left with his face reflected in the smudged glass. Things shouldn’t be this hard. Like, logically, people have been figuring out how to get laid for centuries, unaware that the Earth is round but still knowing how to get some, and now it’s 2022 and they’ve moved beyond sundials and Mason’s still scratching his head like a caveman. (Or, the one where Tinder's serving up inter-conference rivals and Mason just can't stay away.)

Fics with rare pairs (less than 20 fics in their tag):

young and new-made green (8750 words) by chevalric Rating: Explicit Relationships: Joel Farabee/Scott Laughton/Michael Raffl Additional Tags: Weird Biology, Non-Human Genitalia, Philadelphia Flyers, Dubious Frog Biology Summary: Joel is fucked, basically. As fucked as it’s possible for a frog to be, and that’s pretty frogging fucked.

Pregame Routine (4406 words) by inlovewithnight Rating: Explicit Relationships: Braden Holtby/Tom Wilson Summary: Tom's going to take care of Holts, going into game five.

Plus Minus (4784 words) by barefootstarz Rating: Teen Relationships: Sean Couturier/Evgeni Malkin Summary: This is most definitely not Romeo and Juliet, despite Sid and Claude's every effort. What it is, is two guys. That's all. Just two guys, a couple of dates, and a new relationship.

Gen fics

Problem Child (8184 words) by aleksrothis Rating: General Audiences Characters: Tyler Seguin, Tuukka Rask, Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging Summary: Tyler knows weird shit happens in hockey, okay, so he shouldn't have been surprised when he opened his hotel room door to find Looch standing there with a screaming child in his arms. “He can be your problem now,” Looch tells him, holding the child out to him. “I need a drink.”

Catch and Release (22722 words) by McSpot Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Characters: Mario Ferraro, Braden Holtby, Brenden Dillon, Brent Burns Summary: If a player gets forced onto the opposing team's bench during play, that player officially becomes a member of their team. There's a whole system to catching players, with strategies determining who the prime targets are and the best way to catch them. Nobody expected Mario to be caught.

You Got a Friend in Me (1050 words) by seascribble Rating: General Audiences Characters: Colorado Avalanche Ensemble, Erik Johnson, Nazem Kadri Summary: EJ puts a lot of work into making the new guys feel welcome, especially Naz.

and a little corner for the horror fans:

Past the Threshold (3265 words) by sevenfists Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin Summary: At the other tables, their teammates talked and ate, laughed, rubbed their eyes, yawned, sipped coffee, were alive. Everything was normal. It was a normal morning before practice. Sid was going to dinner with Geno that evening, and after that he’d probably get laid. Tomorrow they’d play the Jets. Everything was fine. “I hate fucking Winnipeg,” Sid said. Geno grinned. “Yes, same.”

A Voice Behind Me Beckons (3342 words) by CaseyJuTardis Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Marc-Andre Fleury, Evgeni Malkin, Sidney Crosby, Kris Letang Additional Tags: Horror, Body Horror, Supernatural Elements, Cannibalism, Psychological Horror Summary: There’s no real way to know when it all started. It was first noticed with Flower, but how far back does it go? How long has this curse been passed from person to person, draining life until all that’s left is the all-consuming hunger? No one knows. This thing- this insidious, cloying curse- is ancient. Ever-present but unseen. Like a disease. Or a predator, lying in wait.

[ao3feed-hockey]

look at this godforsaken mess (that you made me)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/42hdHZW

by shayvrides

“Uh, hi” Joel says awkwardly. He looks — older . Raff doesn’t know why it takes him by surprise but he wasn’t expecting Joel to have grown out of his baby face in spite of being closer to twenty-six now. The scruff fills his face in a way it didn’t at nineteen, frames it perfectly, and his hair is longer than Raff ever remembers him growing it out. He looks like a fucking adult, less goofy and more put together, less like he’s going to shake apart at someone saying the wrong word and not as angry as he used to be.

Words: 18421, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Joel Farabee, Michael Raffl, Scott Laughton, Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers Ensemble, Original Male Character(s)

Relationships: Joel Farabee/Michael Raffl

Additional Tags: Break Up, Post-Break Up, Break Up Talk, Future Fic, Unreliable Narrator, Miscommunication, Sad Ending, In Taylor Swift’s words : distance timing breakdown fighting, or : the one where raffbee are connell and marianne but 10 thousand times worse, Hurt No Comfort, Age Difference

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/42hdHZW

[hockeybutpensive]

flyers x my co-star updates

inspired by this post

[gee-roux]

[st-louis]

the gang goes to lake tahoe

[broadstflyers]

day two of the flyers' offseason: I've already lost my sanity. did I sit here and make a mock-up of the most highly anticipated album of 2021? yes. yes I did. I also had a lot of fun making the track-list, what are some of your favorites?

also some bonus tracks for fun:

and ps: to that anon and @dancesheepdance that found the names he would call his albums, I owe y'all, thank you guys so much!

[glasnovv]

no real caption for this just chaos

[callabang]

title: the world’s a little blurry

[written with @chevalric]

pairing: joel farabee/michael raffl

rating: explicit

word count: 32k

summary:

Joel holds his breath on instinct, feeling his eyes go wide, maybe wider than they’ve ever been before. If he stays perfectly still and doesn’t move a single muscle, then maybe this moment of Mr. Raffl wanting to take him home can last forever.

Alternately, the catboy au.

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and reductress headlines [8/???] oops all flyers again

[milfgritty]

The Philadelphia Flyers as Iconic 2000s Movies

i will not be accepting criticism as this time

[catboygretzky]

anyway, this is a series i like to call ‘sam carchidi speaks in a presser and the flyers don’t even attempt to pretend they don’t hate him’ 

(for those who don’t know, carchidi is a philly beat reporter that literally no one likes)

[morgansyorkie]

beauties and a beautiful backdrop.

[whatever-dude]

Nolpat is the original go girl give us nothing and yet 🥵

Also, someone needs to get carter a toque

(Would it kill them to show some personality?? To wear some color?? Like since when does philly patty wear more color than literally everyone else?????)

((Peep the matching outfits & patty matching his toque to his phone. He said yall can have a pop of color and thats it))