#johanna and twig make me crazy

[blaithnne]

My daughter’s new pet is half deer, half fox. They tumble over each other, racing through the valley, their rhythm imperfect, she is human after all. Half human, half something I can’t quite recall,

I don’t know him      well, his fur is soft and smooth. Little antlers,  tiny twigs on his brow. Hoofs like       black pinpricks, needles     through fabric. At night he howls at nothing, he doesn’t quite know why.

His fur is soft and smooth     , morning snow, untrampled, unbothered. Black spots     speckled by the bane of his tail,     an old scar from something he can’t quite recall.

I don’t know him very well. He runs an endless trail past the river with my daughter, in two step tandem, they’ve learned to act as one. Half human, half deerfox, half nothing      at all.

He looks at me, sometimes, with ink black     misty eyes. He licks my hand, leans his head on my palm, as if the weight of the world is held by the little twigs on his brow.

I am so far away from home, he says. I will never see my mother again. She is so far away, I am here. I am all that there is,        , anywhere, of me.

You understand me, he says. We’re the same,     brothers. Half deer, half fox. Half human, half something you can’t quite recall.

We walk in two step tandem, Two parallel lines that touch without knowing. We have     never met. We have known each other our whole lives.

We’re the same, like brothers, he says. You understand    , he says, and I don’t know why but         I do.

I can’t                        recall. The ' something     I’m  missing. The bridge between me, and all that there is.

I am all I can’t recall. I am the tear      left unstitched. Half human, half nothing, nothing          at all.

[erraticpigeon]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do reader x Finnick and the reader has to take care of a sick/hurt Finnick if not that’s comepletly fine!

i love love LOVE this, thank you for the request!! f!reader x finnick odair, tw for wound

finnick getting injured and confessing

"Are you crazy?! You can't run away alone like that, you could've gotten killed!"

Finnick winced as you pressed the wet cloth against the wound on his shin. Though the arena of the 75th annual Hunger Games was large, there was a major lack of things like medicine, bandages, or even supplies to clean wounds with, so you had to make do with a piece of fabric ripped from a sponsor parachute and water from a nearby stream.

You glanced up at Finnick's face, his expression twisted in pain and discomfort as you wiped as much dirt and blood from his leg as possible. He spoke through his teeth.

"It's fine, he's dead now anyway.."

"But not before he shot an arrow through your leg! Holy shit…"

You tried to keep your voice steady, but the panic must have seeped through because Finnick reached down and placed his hand against the side of your face, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear. He was the bravest and strongest person you knew, but you couldn't help but worry about him every time you were separated.

"The arrow didn't go through my leg. It barely touched me.."

You glared up at his sympathetic smile, his beautiful eyes meeting yours. You felt your face heating up and quickly looked back down at the wound.

You were kneeling on the ground where he sat in front of you, his back against a tree as you cleaned the cut and whispered to him to keep him sane.

Suddenly, you both heard the sound of a twig breaking, and you shot up with your dagger in hand. Finnick tried to get up but you gently pushed him back down with your foot on his chest, placing a finger against your lips to tell him to be quiet.

You hid behind the tree as you started hearing heavy footsteps, quick and many, as if there were people running toward you. Your body and mind were both tense, fully preparing to be attacked by careers and to defend Finnick with your life, should it come to that.

Then, a familiar voice started to ring through the forest, shouting familiar names.

"Y/N! Finnick!! Where are you guys!?"

Johanna. You left your hiding spot and almost collapsed in relief when she appeared behind a tree. Her movements and eyes were erratic as she searched her surroundings. When she finally spotted you, she shouted your name as she ran toward you. Katniss, Peeta, and the rest of the alliance appeared behind her, all relieved to have found you.

As Johanna reached you, you threw yourself into her arms with tears streaming down your face. The embrace was heartfelt, but short as you both pulled away.

"We got a package with medicine and a note from Haymitch saying that Finnick was hurt and we needed to find you and-"

"Where is the medicine!?"

"Katniss has it."

Five minutes of deafening silence passed as the group watched you apply the medicine to Finnick’s wound and wrap his leg with a clean piece of the parachute. When you were finished, you sat down next to him with your back against the tree and your head leaning on his shoulder.

The others dispersed and started setting up a temporary camp for the night, as you two sat and relished in each other's silent company. Finnick was the first to speak, and even then it was barely audible.

"I'm so sorry, Y/N. I'm sorry I left and got hurt, and I'm sorry I made you worry about me. I know you're angry, and I understand why."

"Angry? I'm not angry."

You looked over at him and your eyes met, as he looked at you curiously.

"But.."

"Finnick, I thought you were going to die... I wasn't angry, I was scared for your life because I love you so much, and-"

You were interrupted in your confession by him leaning in toward you and kissing you. His lips were chapped but still so sweet, his golden hair brushing against your forehead as his hands held the sides of your face with utmost care and adoration.

The kiss was broken, and he tried to hide his big grin as he spoke.

"And to think, all I had to do was get shot in the leg.."

You shoved him away from you as he laughed. The playful sound sent ripples of glimmering gold through your nerves, brightening the terrible situation you found yourself in. Maybe being stuck in a dangerous fight to the death wasn't so bad, if it was with him.

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[uiharu-and-company]

Villain Kaisa AU ideas

Kaisa becomes incredibly depressed after they return the book too late. As a result they spare everyone but her and toss her into the void. She fights the void and goes a little mental trapped for months in senseless isolation.

She had already met Johanna and fallen in love with her before being tossed into the void.

After all that time in the void she eventually returns with powerful dark magic, but the void is now a part of her. (Heheh, void designs coming your way). So she isn’t human or witch.

Still loves Johanna so the first thing she does is find her and kidnap her. (While this is going on there is a lot of hostage to kidnapper flirting dynamic). For example:

Johanna: So why are you kidnapping me?

Kaisa: Because.

Johanna: And this doesn’t have anything to do with the fact you keep staring at me with a forlorn expression?

Kaisa: Nope.

Johanna: You’re gay for me aren’t you.

Hilda tries to save her mum and this doesn’t go according to plan. She in a nutshell gets wrecked by void power Kaisa. There’s also some weirdness because Hilda did find her mum, but she was torn between being saved and staying with Kaisa. Hilda thought her mum had gone crazy. (Possible Villain Johanna?)

Kaisa does all sorts of evil crazy things, like cursing trolberg, killing Johanna’s friends and family. (Minus Hilda, she still likes Hilda a little). She takes all the bells away and makes the trolls attack the city.

Used Johanna’s blood to cast a binding spell so that they could never part, or Johanna would die.

Uses blood magic but with blood from creatures and people she kills.

Brutally murders Erik Alhberg only lets Gerda live to tell everyone. Rules over the witches with an iron fist and has converted them into an army.

Banished The Three to the spirit realm.

Has fits of total psychosis that can only be stopped by Johanna. If she does not find Johanna fast enough she flips out and starts destroying everything and killing people with her void powers.

One time she almost destroyed the world because a huge void opening erupted out of her when Hilda tried to rescue Johanna.

Has a spiked crown. (I’m The Queen and everyone knows it vibes).

Likes killing people, “Watching their powerless struggle as they bleed out fills me with a sense of total control. No one will ever take Johanna from me.”

Tontu is only still alive because he keeps humans out of nowhere space so they can’t infiltrate her witch army. He secretly helps Hilda stay alive and safe.

Hilda and Frida used familiar magic to bond their souls. They now are much more powerful but with the drawback of dying if the other dies or overuse of power. Together with David they plot to save the city.

David creates fighting magic, a sort of mix between Kung Fu and Jujitsu that amplifies his strength and speed to inhuman levels.

Twig grew up, he’s a big boi deerfox now.

This has been going on a while. Hilda and everyone are now teenagers.

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Wife’s Hilda Rewatch - The Bird Parade

Friends and foes, the time has come to rewatch the third episode! Let’s get to it

Look, I’ve watched and rewatched Hilda many times, and I still don’t get Hilda. The episode begins with her, Alfur and Twig on some sort of tent she put up on her room, which is really cool and wholesome, but then there’s a weird noise and a shadow of something and Hilda grabs a branch??? And waits for it to come to her???

Now, I’m not going to question her waiting to take on the thing. I know this girl is wild but WHY does she have a tree branch inside her room??? My first thought is “oh, she wants to keep the wilderness with her” but that makes no sense??? The branch is dead, wouldn’t it be better for her to keep potted plants??? WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BRANCH IN HER ROOM???

Sorry, I’m over analyzing something useless, let’s move on.

“Hilda, I insist. You haven’t been out of the house in days.” LISTEN, JOHANNA, I DON’T TRASH ON YOUR LIFE STYLE, DO I?? A lil more respect, please.

I’m dying over here. There’s a moment when a car passed Hilda and Johanna by in the street and Johanna actually says “don’t be so dramatic” when Hilda coughs??? Johanna is one of the best fictional parents out there in my opinion, but that was kinda bad... Hilda is used to pure air! She has only lived in the woods for her whole life! Of course she’s going to cough.

Oh boy, I’d take the magical creatures over people my age any day.

I know they turn out to be jerks, but it’s so cute that those kids kind of just accept Hilda into their group so easily. They see that she’s awkward and still invite her along! Idk, I liked that. And Johanna giving her a thumbs up was the best, honestly.

Y’all what the heck is that

That. This isn’t a cat. Or a dog. It looks like a cloud with arms who has a stomachache. I love him and want him for myself.

HILDA GETS SO HAPPY WHEN THE OLD LADY TELLS HER SHE’S A LOVELY GIRL THIS IS SO PURE.

Sweet cinnamon roll, to good for this world, too pure.

That scene where they are playing with the can... Hilda, você é uma vergonha para o futebol.

“Parades are for little kids” Let me tell you guys something, I absolutely LOATHE people who say fun things are for kids. ‘You still do this? But it’s for ...’ IT’S FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUN, LET ME AND MY PLUSHIES ALONE. Oh, and leave Hilda alone too. I guess.

Hilda is so terrified at the kids trowing rocks at the birds, and my first reaction to this scene was the same as hers. People who don’t treat animals well can’t be trusted and I’m glad Hilda got better friends later.

Self care is taking a moment to appreciate Hilda’s face in this frame.

Also, how very creaturephobe of you, Johanna. Rude.

Hey you guys I’m kidding I love Johanna, k? I’m only picking on her because I love her

“Now I’ve forgotten grammar!” Oh boy, if that’s not me during a Portuguese exam. We’ve all been there, Raven.

“And I love grammar!” Josephine Anwhistle, anyone?

Johanna is so smart when she pretends to come back for her wallet. She’s so smart and she knows the child she has. I love how she has no time for this bs lol.

“If I was supposed to walk I wouldn’t have little sticks for legs!”

“I walk, and I have little sticks for legs.”

“Fair point. Let’s go.”

I don’t have much to comment about this exchange other than that it is so good?? The writing of this show is amazing, it kind of acknowledges itself without breaking the fourth wall, it’s brilliant!

“I want to say famine and plague...” okay, a few things:

•Goddamnit Raven, why didn’t you show up this year? NOW WE HAVE CORONA.

•Feudalism ended because Raven didn’t show up and that’s just fact.

Listen. I love Johanna to bits, I promise I do, and I know she meant well, but YOU CAN’T DO THIS SORT OF THING, JOHANNA!! Good thing Hilda isn’t a teenager yet, she’d feel so embarrassed.

Though I adore how supportive Johanna was of their hunt for Raven when Hilda explained the situation to her. This is how to parent 101.

“Every rock is different!” Oh Hilda, my crystal crazy self felt that.

Have we been ignoring how Alfur messed with Trevor? He literally attempted to choke the boy with his own scarf. Darn, Alfur, that’s dark. I didn’t know you had it in you

Hey this is totally irrelevant to the narrative but

Lady what is UP with you BABY???? I??? Love him????? All hail the chubby little peanut.

I feel so concerned for Johanna whe she began running after Raven and Hilda. She was so scared when she saw her child on that giant magical bird, poor woman.

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STOP for a few seconds. This is the “let’s appreciate the Hilda colour pallete” time

Thank you for your attention. Now back to the episode.

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You know something I’m loving about the rewatch? It’s giving me opportunity to analyze the show on a deeper level, to pay attention to the gorgeous backgrounds. And to notice the gal pals. Since this was an episode with many people, I noticed some that looked... not quite straight to me. So let’s get to the...

WLW COUPLE COUNTS (because we know friends don’t look at each other like that):

We have two! Two wlw couples! Oh man, what did we do to deserve this show? Btw, isn’t this last one the one that waddles noticed? Yes, they are!!!! Here’s the post if anyone wants to see.

Well, with that out of the way, I think the only thing that remains to be done is

Wife’s episode score!

+10 for a lot of Johanna

+5 for “I’m afraid it’s every woman for herself in these dark times”

+2 for Trevor’s friends thinking he is crazy. Guy’s a jerk.

+5 for Raven/Alfur partnership

+2 for emotional Hilda/Johanna scene

That sums up to 24! That’s it for today, see y’all next week