#john sheppard: fuckable war crime

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I don't know how I feel now that every time I try to tag something John Sheppard the first suggested tag is #john sheppard: fuckable war crime. I did this to myself.

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Having soft feelings about John Sheppard and all his sharp edges.

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Hawkeye and Sheppard

Hawkeye

1: sexuality headcanon

Bisexual. I tend to headcanon everyone as bi, but Hawkeye is the most bisexual.

2: otp

Hunnihawk. I kind of sighed a lot before writing that. I actually think piercintyre is more likely, and I have a soft spot for punnihawk, but hunnihawk is still my original pairing. They're kind of terrible and doomed, but I love them.

3: brotp

Margaret. They are great for each other as friends.

4: notp

He's shippable with almost everyone, so I think I'll go with Potter.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Jewish Hawkeye

6: favorite line from this character

For your amusement and bemusement, I give you the human person: thumb and fingers flexing madly, straining to keep aloft the leaden realities of life: ignorance, death, and madness. Thus we create for ourselves the illusion that we have power. That we are in control. That we are loved.

I have this pinned for a reason. Hawkeye says a lot of great things, but this is basically his thesis statement.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Oh boy, so many to choose from. I think I'm really drawn to his huge heart. He loves so much and so hard, and it's very relatable.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Some of his pick up lines.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

You know, I think he's more of a cinnamon roll.

John Sheppard

1: sexuality headcanon

Oh, I have so many, and they don't all work together. He's bisexual, he's ace, he's gay. But, as always, I lean towards him being bisexual.

2: otp

McShep.

3: brotp

Teyla. I love them best as friends. They're so good, and they would do anything for each other. And she can kick his ass.

4: notp

Again, he's a very shippable character. But I just am not interested in John/Todd.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

He knows how to ballroom dance because he had to go to cotillions. (Was just talking about this)

6: favorite line from this character

"I shot him!"

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Bored smart kid vibes.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

When he didn't know Teldy's team was all female. Also that track suit from the mist planet.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Oh, so problematic. All the war crimes, and he's US military, and kind of an asshole.

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Love that John Sheppard: Fuckable War Crime is still the first tag that comes up when I try to tag him. I really need to make that side blog.