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co5oo · 3 months

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ultrabrawl : aka me fucking around with the sandbox

i'll put you in context for the nonscreenshotted story. so basically i decided to pitch in enemies against enemies (blind enemies beforehand so the stalkers dont pre-sand the contestants + enemies ignore player + enemies attack each other + invencibility in case some projectiles or attacks hit me + flight to see the fight from all angles. also + infinite wall jumps but thats just a preference)

first one was a general battle. all against all, 1 of each (2 gabriels, 2 V2's the only exceptions ALSO no big johninator because i never beat him...yet). it was surprisingly heated! the minotaur lasted longer than i expected and the battle was slightly tied against druid knight and sisyphus so i had them fight in a small room. sisyphus won! barely tho... so, from this point u should know sisyphus can win ANYONE

...except the flesh prision and panopticon. for some reason once the eyes are defeated the enemy just. doesnt attack The flesh itself! so theyre invalid

ok, fast foward, made a bunch of random battles (fun fact that the guttertank can instakill the gutterman, and consequently, maurice can instakill guttertank)...blah blah, ok

so, i made a small civil war then, yeah? several numbers of ALL enemies. that battle lagged the game so hard my wifi turned off. im serious

and after that? here comes the illustrated experience.

i decided to pitch in. around 12 gabriels of each (12-ish act 1, 12-ish act 2. i wasnt counting)

it went on like this for a good 3 minutes probably. my chest still hurts from all the laughing. i wish i recorded it instead because hearing them all talk overlapped was honestly hilarious

goes on... goes on... and then... the act 2 gabriels (most of them) come out victorious. youd think well! the npcs stop there because they have no one else to fight!

WELL YOURE WRONG

they decide to FUCKING WANDER WHO KNOWS WHERE LITERALLY OUT OF BOUNDS

THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE FIGHTING SOMEONE BUT?? THERE WAS NO ONE...

i tried following them but i gave up when i almost got lost and also they just kept flying further away...

a sole survivor... got stuck in a fighting position with no one to attack...

fear not my dearest husband replica number 43,

i shall accomodate those needs.

you think this was over? NO!!!

you mightve already guessed whats going on here. (5 minos, 3 sisyphus)

immediate seconds after they start battling ALL of them except these two go out of bounds, never to be found again. im serious. they straight up disappeared

except for this guy here. hes grounded

decided to noclip to try and find the other minus and sisyphi and...

i found gabriels! from. before the 12vs12 pitch. probably from the civil war

they pushed him thru the wall. still grounded

another discovery! the cummulus of the civil war

after that i decided to chase a golden strike shooting upwards, but...

i got lost.

and thats it! thanks for sticking with me til the end. this was wild. i might repeat it

#ultrakill #its not that long of a post i promise #this was enriching and entertaining #i spent 2 hours in the sandbox doing this shit #also note before this i instakilled gabriels in a cramped room #and then did the same with mindflayers but they crashed my game before they could kamikaze themselves #gabriel ultrakill #i feel he has importance here so he gets his own tag

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rangers-are-cool-moved · 9 months

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Ami Firesword

This is for her Naruto verse

~|| Basic Info ||~

Name: Ami Firesword

Kanji: 丹冊工　乍工尺ヨ己山回尺句

Meaning: -

Alias/Nicknames: Nee-chan, Princess, Kid, Ice Princess

Species: Human - Jinchuuriki

Gender: Female

Orientation: Heterosexual aka straight

Birthday: 21 Dec

Age: 13 but depends on roleplay

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

~|| Characteristics ||~

Blood type: A

Height: 5’2

Eyes: Silver - due to the dragon demon/main colour. Silvery blue – dojutsu in use

Hair: Silver straight long hair – often tied back into either a braid or into a ponytail

Skin: Tanned

Unusual features: Calluses on hands from swords, scar going diagonal from above left eye to right side of waist – gained when her Genin Team where killed, seal on right shoulder where her weapons are kept.

~|| Personal Traits ||~

Good traits: Dependable, loyal (if you gain her trust), kind to the children, is there if someone needs help, won't take sides

Bad traits: Cold, prefers being alone, self sacrificing (if there's no other way out), hesitant to trust

Likes: -foods and drinks: Ramen (not often though), dango, bentos, flavoured tea, water -colours: Forest green -favourite animal: Wolf -what he/she likes to do in his/her free time: Working alongside Iruka with the Academy students, visiting the Nara forest, helping the Inuzuka clan, going to see her grandfather in Suna

Dislikes: - foods and drinks: Miso based with extra chasu, or pork (Result of keeping an eye on Naruto), any alcohol - colours: Pink (Sakura's hair doesn't count) - less favourite animal: Snakes - this has more to do with Orochimaru then snakes themselves. She's friendly with Manda, the boss snake summon, much to his amusement - being forced to take the Chuunin Exams at her father's 'request', going to Suna in a team, bandits

Hobbies: assisting around the orphanage, keeping a eye on Naruto for the Hokage, can sometime be found helping the various Genin teams, poking fun at Kankuro

Fears: Losing those she cares about.

Ambition: To be a Kenjutsu specialist ~|| Relationships ||~

Parents: Father – Hiroshi Firesword; Mother - Jo Tsuya.

Sibling: 1 brother called Akio, who’s younger than her.

Relative(s): Grandfather on mother’s side living in Sunagakure; rest of clan live in the Clan compound.

Friends: Hayate Gekko, Genma Shiranui, Tsume Inuzuka, Shisui Uchiha, Inoichi Yamanaka, Choza Akimichi, Shikaku Nara

Penpals: Tsunade, Shizune.

Best friend: Loner. Has never gotten close to anyone apart from Akio after her teammates died

Crush: Not at the moment

Rival: No

Genin Team: Hari Hideki – Sensei, Rinji Nura and Rai Satoshi

Teachers: Hayate Gekko – Kenjutsu, Tsunade Senju – Medical Ninjutsu

~|| Background & history ||~

Childhood: Describe her days before and in the academy please.

Genin days: How was her days like a genin?

~|| Ninja information ||~

Affiliation: Konohagakure/Sunagakure

Current rank: -Genin: 6 -Chuunin: 13 - Chuunin games -Jounin: 17

Occupation: Clan Head, Medical ninja

Status: Active

Ninja-ID: 07011231

Team: Currently has no team. Lost her Genin team-mates and sensei at 9 when they ran into a trap on a C-ranked mission

Kekkei Genkai: Genso Kesshō dou-jutsu – Elemental Crystal eyes

Chakra nature: Wind and Fire.

Nin-jutsu range: long-ranged is easier for her but can do short and mid ranged

Defensive/Offensive type: Balanced

Dominant hand: Ambidextrous

Weapons: Dual swords which she can channel any elements through, knives, shuriken and senbon. All but her blades are sealed in the seal on her shoulder

Summons: - Name: Ryū - Species: Dragons - Abilities: Fighting, healing, communication - Trivia: Not all of the dragons have fire as their element

Missions completed:

D-rank: 6

C-rank: 1

B-rank: 0

A-rank: 1

S-rank: 0 Total: 8 (Before her Genin team died)

#~/ i wander the skies on wings of silver \~ :: ami #*|* do not make me choose between sand & leaf / it won't end well *|* :: naruto verse

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thyendisnow · 5 months

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ULTRAKILL FACT

His familuy

#i started making ultrakill fact posts for actual facts but i realized i can just be silly #ultrakill #big johninator #ultrakill spoilers

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blondrichclosetwitch · 4 months

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Jan 3 2017 New recording 55

Who is this?

Ummmmmmmm...is this a relative?

Yes?

Is this a female relative?

Is this....Johnine? (Johnine was my oldest cousin, who died in 2014)

(softly) hi

One of my friends basically called me crazy last night, because she was worried about me....because i’m seeing all of this. “Making all this up.”

Am I going crazy?

.......................

My connection with Katie is real.

She wouldn't lie to me. (Starts tearing up)

And it’s true about my father. (Haven’t really gone into this yet, but even before telling me this story about Katie & J & me being Nusch & Sonia & Paul, I was told that my father did something to me as a child. That storyline went very far, and I can’t really deal with listening to those tapes for more than five minutes. There’s a lot of them. What I was told caused a major rift in our family.)

Katie’s helping me...solve....and it’s true about me and Katie in a past life. About us being Nusch & Sonia, ....and because we were separated I ended my life. And that’s why she’s staying with me now. (Bursts into tears)

I just chose to tell the wrong person.

So I’m not going crazy.

Is Jakk going to call me today?

....................

It’s about us. And Katie & Jakk are connected. They look alike. They do. (starts crying again) (starts typing something about Heroes)

He knew the story. How did he know the story? Of Nusch & Sonia.

Nusch was this beautiful...she was a Cancer. Wait, if she was June 21st..((starts googling) She was a Gemini! Born on the very last day of Gemini.

And Sonia was a Scorpio. We don't have Sonia’s birthday though. Sonia MOSSE, painter, (She sighs)

1897-1943. 07, 17, 27, 37, she was 40...so wait let’s do the math.(starts crying again, turns into laughter) of course. Of course. She was 46 when she died. And she was an actress close to antonin artaud.

(looking at pictures) that one’s adorable.

So wait.......that’s sonia.

That must be nusch.

I just have to let go of what erin said, right? Cause this is my new year.

I know what’s true.

I mean, I am doing exactly what I need to do. I’m very grounded. I should be watching more tv, but...thank you for saying that. But I am going for walks every day, and I’m touching trees every day. And that’s why I had to block her phone number.

You don’t know anything about anything. Let it go, let it go, let it go. Are you feeling left out these days Starla?

What is going on with Jakk? Is he waiting for today?

What? He’s waiting for today?

I doubt he’s that romantic.

I doubt he’s got his shit together that much.

I’m not going to spend any more time...I made the wrong decision in telling Erin, though i wanted to tell her about Heroes.Let’s do cards.

(shuffling) Who’s doing cards with me today?

Thanks, Johnine, for coming in btw.

Horse?

Ok good because i don’t want a super long reading. I had a short conversation with Jane yesterday. (Jane was a medium friend on the west coast)

(Still shuffling)

Alright, here we go.

Alright let’s look at it.

Birthday reading, huh

Ace of Cups......Jakk?

We’re talking to Horse now. (Jane had told me I had a strong horse presence around me since November, which was the first time I was ever told about an animal presence. A few weeks before, Langston had told me about a Lion presence, also. So apparently spirit animals are really a thing.That said, I never truly knew who I was talking to at that point, apparently.)

Is this.....after he got....my text that said that Katie said that I needed to fix this?

Oh so he thought I meant it when i said that i was walking away. Ok.

So, ace of cups–period of conflict will end. Spiritual & psychic development.

Judgement card,,,is that card Jakk? Let’s look at....having a day of reckoning. Feeling reborn. That’s it.

He’s gonna call me today. It’s my birthday. He’s gonna call me.

Queen of Pentacles reversed. That’s Blond. Yes? Blond?

She’s losing it. Losing your home. Something’s terribly wrong here, insecure, unstable, ...she’s just not doing well. Get it.

7 of cups. Is that Blond, drinking a lot?

And then 12 of pentacles.

And the first card is the death card. Is that blond by her self? Parting of the ways.

“2 of pentacles can also also suggest the sideways of money, as in transferring money from one account to another. This card is known as the profit and loss card, and can reference playing the stock market. In a relationship spread, a situation regarding finance has to be made. You may be deciding between two partners based on their financial status.

In a career reading the two of pentacles suggests working as a writer.

The type of writing suggested by this would be journalism and reporting. With the infinity symbol, the cycle of writing is suggested. “

You’re talking about him doing writing?? (Laughs with delight—listening to this, it’s clear who they were referring to.)

You want him to do.......whoa! Has he been writing lately? Alot! Wow! Regularly? Really?

“We also see the movement from one career to another. You may be putting money aside to go back to college & retrain. On the other hand, you may be juggling two careers. “

(now, i don’t know when exactly Blond went to law school, but this was the beginning of 2017, so you do the math. Also the tape is at 1:09:28 at this point, go figure.)

And the 4 of cups reversed, is that him? Interest, proactive, enthusiasm, throwing yourself back into life again.

Can suggest that the time for being hurt upset and angry is over.

In relationships, 4 cups reversed can see you ditching a relationship that you now consider boring. Renewed interest in life again and feeling energized.

And the 6 of swords, is that him moving in with me?

The page of cups, is that him feeling romantic about me? And the 10 of cups is that us being happy together?

I’m all for that.

Now the High Priestess rx is interesting. I’m curious about that, who is that? Is that me? No.

yes. Huh.

“There may be someone offering you sound advice, but you’re choosing not to hear it. You’re distracting yourself to not hear it. Maybe you’re afraid to stop and go within for fear of what you’ll find. The decisions you may have to make is painful & difficult. The truth you may have to face about yourself or others may shock or disturb you.

The High Priestess is the guardian of secrets and will keep confidences, but when she reverses, she can suggest betrayal by a woman (1:18:38–unfuckingbelieveable).”

Ok, thank you for the message! And i assume the magician is jakk.

(tickled pink & oblivious as all fuck) this is my birthday reading. Awesome, birthday reading!

“Very powerful male presence. Something miraculous is going to happen. You have more power than you realize. Ideas are still in their formation process at this stage and not fully complete; you must know what you are doing and why.

The magician can conjure up anything he desires, pulling rabbits out of hats, and can make anything seem believable. He is a master of illusion and will have you doubting what you see or convince you see something other than what you do. When the magician appears, even in the upright, it would be advisable for you to look closer or deeper into your situation, as everything may not be as it appears. There may be important items or aspects concealed, and this may be deliberate. Don’t be taken in by the smooth talker just because she comes with qualifications and letters after his name. If it seems too good to be true, then it probably is. Make sure this person has your best interest at heart.”

Can i stop reading now? Ok, thank you.

And i assume the 8 of swords is Blond. We know what that’s about.

I’m the Star card. Other than being David Bowie. Hi david, wherever you are! We”ll see you later on today. (The TR told me that I was to spend my birthday going to David’s favorite places in NYC, that he was a guide of mine.)

The star card is.......jakk. Is there anything we need to read about that? (sing-song) birthday reading!

The star brings liberation and freedom after the chains of the devil and the shock of the tower. The fact that the woman is wearing no clothes symbolizes she has nothing to hide. After the mask she wore in the devil is ripped off her in the tower, she is now free to be herself and show who she really is. (the funny thing is, i pulled three cards the night of my birthday the other day, and the third card was the star. )

It’s the calm after the storm! No one owns you anymore. You just get to be yourself.

And i imagine the queen of wands rx is Blond having a temper tantrum, and the 4 of pentacles rx ....that’s a stability card. Is that....jakk? Probably a money thing.

Is this about the divorce? And the king of cups, thats just him being kind and compassionate. I suppose you want me to look it up. Of course you do, you want me to do my homework.

Soft and gentle man. Knows when his family is hurting. Is that all i needed to see?

I know he’s good. I know that he’s a good person! (end tape.)

Bowie

Jan 4 2017

(Heroes is playing)

David. David. David. David.

Hello!

David!

Did you write heroes for sonia and nusch?

I mean i know it was partially for your producer, but it was for sonia and nusch!

Yes. yes!

Yes!

How did you.....someone told you the story in berlin.

Was it.....was it a woman who told you?

No....it was a man.

It was a man

You saw the photograph

And this man.....how did he know?

Was he...related to nusch?

He was related to nusch

Was it that you saw *the* picture that man ray took of the two of them?

Did he have journals of nusch?

Did he have the letters that passed back and forth between nusch and sonia?

Did he read them to you? He spoke french. Oh, he was french.

Where did you see this picture?

Was it where you were recording? Was it the house where you were staying?

It was a place you were visiting, when you were with brian eno...were you with the producer too?

Was it a museum?

On surrealism?

Artists of the surrealists period? Man ray? And picasso?

So there were pictures of nusch.

Holy shit.

So you took an interest in it.

So this man, you had to seek him out. Because you were curious.

Was it because you were curious about the picture of sonia and nusch?

Am i getting it correct?

And so he met with you.

Was he related to paul? Or was he the friend that nusch stayed with?

Wait is that possible.

(sighs loudly)

Cause he would have been dead.

Died in the forties.......was it....was it someone related......who had the letters, the french man. Someone who know the story.

But the man who nusch stayed with would have been dead by the 70’s.,

So it had to be someone who collected......

Someone who collected things told you the story.

That’s who told you the story of nusch and sonia.

And he was old! He was much older than you.

Right?

Why doesn’t anyone know this?

People don’t know this do they?

They do?

But there’s nothing on the internet about it!

It’s for me to write. Yeah.

Well, you wrote it. But you didn’t say.

Was nusch supposed to be the king? And sonia was the queen?

Nusch was the strong one.

And sonia killed herself by plastic bag. Sonia was very tragic.

(exhales)

And you knew i was sonia the moment you died

(whispers to self) this is fucking wild

And so you wrote heroes for me. And for katie.

Whoa.

No wonder it means so much to me

Ok.

That’s all i need for now. It’s the most beautiful song ever written i’m glad we’re in agreement. Jakk’s going to come back to me. He knows that he’s paul, doesn’t he.

Thank you, thank you Star.

(looks at time) 4:44.

(end tape)

New recording 56 1/5/17

Nusch. Katie, nusch.

Hi hi hi hi hi.

Let’s see.

Where to go.

So many places.

No? Not so many places?

Is there one specific place you want to go? um.....Blond? Blond.

Ok hold on a second.

Talk to me about blond.

Do you want to talk to me about blond as pablo picasso? You want me to write tomorrow about her as pablo.

Ok.

To jakk.

Is it because you think that she needs to know so she stops being aggressive towards me? So she’ll understand why she’s aggressive towards me?

Um........is she actually still in love with jakk?

So we probably need to talk tomorrow about the relationship between pablo and nusch and sonia so i can explain it better.

Were paul and pablo friends?

Was pablo mad at paul? For...oh for taking nusch away. Oh yeah. Oh so she’s punishing paul also. So she’s punishing both sonia and paul.

Huh.

Because he had , deep feelings for nusch. But they were unrequited. Got it.

Ok.

So they were unrequited.........

When nusch ........when nusch found out about sonia....so the suicide note....can we go over it again?

Was it to nusch?

I’m unclear, did it say “find me” five times?

Are you *sure*?

You know i wrote that in a piece. Dude i’ve got to fucking tell joy that.

........

Are you sure?

You swear?

Cherche-moi, cherche-moi, cherche moi

You SWEAR.

On your love for me.

REALLY?

So when....ok. So part of the thing of this lifetime is that...paul is a little less of an intellectual, and sonia is a little less of an animal, and that’s why they can be together in this lifetime. And nusch needs...this is how nusch can be with both of them, ...is by them being together.

By jakk and i being together.

...

So.......

Because she did love paul. She loved being with paul.

But sonia was like her....sonia had her heart. Paul had her head, sonia had her heart.

And so she was hoping...even though it didn’t work the first time.....was she going to divorce paul?

Yes, she was going to.

Yeah.

Because she knew that sonia needed her.

And because she knew she was completely in love with her.

And because she knew that paul had his career. And that he would be ok, even though he loved her.

But he couldn’t stand the idea of losing her. And that’s why he sent her away. Because actually he really did..love her.

Did he at that point know about the affair with pablo picasso?

Was he as bothered by the affair with pablo?

So, he sent her out of paris cause like........YEAH, because it was a threat....(End tape)

#watch the tapes #nusch and sonia #fanfic #past lives

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