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chasani · 1 year

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Hey bestie! Why am I writing a killing game.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47617438

Writing me and my mutuals into another killing game! Yay! Except this time there’s only 7 of us. Hmmmm… 7…. What significance could that number have?

Probably nothing

(If any of you want me to not include you or take this down please let me know!)

I know technically most of you haven’t actually appeared yet but

CAST

@chasani @quinndelightful @spirirsstuff @seapuppett @razzledazzlerazzberry @groovygladiatorsheep @novae-viking

Have fun killing <3 Stay safe! And alive…

#chasani #❤️ expressing my insanity ❤️#quinn!!#spirit!!#ozzie!!#razz!!#groovy!!#novae!!#joking not croaking

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filibusterfrog · 9 months

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Have you played Baldur's Gate 3? I think you'd like it :D

sorry i dont really play dating sims

#croaks #this is a joke #i think the game is ok! decided its not really my bag after 20 hours

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cupophrogs · 3 months

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Any MF who secretly shipped drew and dogday gonna start feeling Alabama vibes lmao

ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SHIP THEM OR IS THIS JSUT RANDOM

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT

#DREW IS BARELY 18 PEOPLE #IF DOGDAY IS CANONCIALLY RICH THEN HOMIE IS AT LEAST IN HIS 40S #EEAAUGH #That's not just Alabama dawg that's actual prison time #please tell me this was either a joke or just entirely baseless #ask phrog #phrog croaks

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mememan93 · 22 days

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Tears of the Kingdom is a year old! How do you feel?

like about the game? the same as i did when it came out. it sucks.

#guys i'm sorry but i'm never gonna like this game. it sucks.#the puzzles are jokes the gimmick gets boring once you have auto hand the world is still empty. the story is uh. well it's there i guess?#there are good open world games. there is a way to make a good open world zelda. there is a way to incorporate good puzzles and dungeons #into a big world. but nintendo hasn't done it yet. i don't want an open world game with a large map i want one with a FULL map #the only good puzzles were the light ones in the lightning temple.#i want an open world with a genuine sense of progression. i want one where the puzzles ramp up as you continue. yes that means limiting-#order of dungeons but its better that way. i'd rather have more in depth puzzles and challenges but have to do dungeons in order-#then all dungeons being the same amount of difficulty and unable to build on themselves but be able to do them in any order.#the only good thing that came out of this game is that it reminded me how much i love zelda. That is. before botw #it inspired me to replay Oot MM Tp WW and play the oracles and i loved them so much better #raven croaks #totk neg #<- for blacklisting #edit: also because i can. It was 70 dollars. it shouldn't have been. Bg3 was 60 and it was so much more of a better and full game than totk

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synonymroll648 · 2 years

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human au where sophie and fitz are referred to as the frognates instead of the cognates because they wear matching frog rings. like in that one post. idc if this is coherent i just need to get it out there. i need you all to envision these two being dorky frognates living normal human lives with me.

#fitz also gives sophie a lot of frog related gifts as an inside joke. because we the fandom deserve it #fitz vacker #sophie foster #sophitz #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophitz positivity #making froggy croaks and giggling as they walk towards their favorite bookshop... swinging their interlocked hands together all the way ther #e... o u g h i love them #listen i could spew reasoning as to why they come close to the term cognates but.. nah. brain no words #even though they're rattling in my head like coins in a washing machine

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squiddcakes · 5 months

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yaoi-fied eurocentric Abeiva is the direct root of all my horrible nightmares

#this physically brought m pain to draw I am not joking #the day I ever see Abeiva drawn in the same vain as Astarion BG3 is the day i croak #this was alternatively also really fucking funny to draw #art #digital art #doodles #original characters #drawing prompt #twitter prompt #fantasy characters

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thedeafprophet · 1 year

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Wow I cant believe tumblr is summarizing this ES right now

#i already made this joke but im MAKING IT AGAIN #fallen london #the ballad of johnny croak #remains my fav es lmao

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pablothefrog · 2 years

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Not a big fan of whatever the hell THIS is???

#like i dont watch the great British bake off so i read an article about it and like???#apparently they did no research and the whole thing was laced with stereotypes #and those two comedians whatever their names are idiot one and idiot 2 were desperate to make jokes about mexicans #and were sad that they couldnt like #i know there are literally no latinos in England especially not mexicans but like theyre just insulting a whole group of people on tv???#like im not even that surprised because whenever i mentjon to people that my dad is Mexican meaning that i have Mexican heritage they #usually go into joke mode #but like??? this was on tv #in a popular show #like????#pablo croaks #the great British bake off

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automatayaoi · 9 months

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ok the goth girl is kinda getting me too

#THE FINGER GUNS AND JOKE ABT THE NIGHT ORCHID #SHUDDUPPPP #frog croak #charlie plays bg3

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runefells · 1 year

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I love jonelias and ive drawn them undoubtly hundreds of times but it can certainly be thankless due to the audience being small. Sometimes i wonder what kind of following id have if i liked j//mart lol

#i dont need feedback to continue drawing i love this fools too much #think abt them too much #but man sometimes i just wanna know what people think!!!#i want to talk to people abt jonelias #sighs #croaks #also im not joking abt hundreds #my finished je pieces count to ~100 and i have at least three times as many sketches #and abandoned works

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ourstolenlullabiess · 6 months

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I am so sick of y’all saying “EASTER EGG” every time Taylor breathes 🙃

#‘it’s a joke’ at this point it’s not #like just let it be #the old swiftie croaks #it just gets old after awhile #‘she’s wearing black for rep!!!!1!’ she wears black literally so much #’her nails are red and green!! debut next!1!!’ yall it’s Xmas time chill #these baby Swifties bug me I’m sorry 🫣

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chasani · 1 year

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I’m taking a break from writing the next part of the prologue so here’s a snippet

Yes Spirit that’s you

#🟨 works of insanity 🟨#joking not croaking

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filibusterfrog · 10 months

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what do you think is the best social media platform for artists in terms of exposure, getting more commissions, etc

depends on your audience, for me its tumblr, if you draw prettygirl art it might be insta/ if you and your audience love suffering and misery its twitter

#croaks #im joking but also i mean it

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cupophrogs · 3 months

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drew went from having 2 dads to 2 uncles

YESSIRRRRRR

#DOUBLE UNCLE #bro is so lucky #no longer trapped in an infinite loop of dad jokes #they're uncle jokes now #only slightly better #ask phrog #phrog croaks #the three d’s

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mememan93 · 1 year

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Yeto and Yeta from twilight princess are the cutest couple in any LOZ game THERE I SAID IT

#loz #yeto #yeta #twilight princess #raven croaks #this post is partially a joke but seriously they're so sweet

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heavensmortuary · 2 years

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If I could I would read u all a story before bed. Story time. Mutuals join voice call together for nightly fairy tales

#krakens croaks #no joke

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