#jollys

[boy-yaoi]

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

I'm incredibly hot and I use this power almost solely to fulfill my ultimate fetish

[minecr-afton]

the mycle cycle

[supine-ly]

I’m a sucker for characters that get ruthlessly shat on by the fandom

[franeridart]

someone else might call it faith

[inbarfink]

Actually, one little detail I find very amusing is that when Simon Petrikov first introduces himself in the ‘Holly Jolly Secrets’ tapes he says he’s studying to be an antiquarian

But in every other appearance since then he just says he is an antiquarian.

Implying either Simon, while the Crown was actively driving him crazy and his life was falling apart and he was probably crying about Betty every night

still managed to finish his academic degree.

Or he's just smoothing over the truth to make himself seem more scholarly.

[seadeepspaceontheside]

It's not even a good apple, it was a Red Delicious. Poor Ezra, he just want this Angel to not get in trouble but it seems like they have other plans. Jolly Premonition series~ Support me with ko-fi, tips, or commissions

[montereybayaquarium]

5 fun facts about giant kelp

Holdfast to your favorite fronds and wrap yourself up in five fun facts about the magnificent macroalgae, giant kelp!

[kai-7kh]

Playing co-op with a friend

The white scug => @midorii-1015

[sick-ada]

i think this is a twitter trend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Putting a condom on his strap so he can't get me pregnant

[canisalbus]

Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more

I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)

You gave me such old dog brainworms.

[jollyfinch]

typhlosion(s)

[northernfireart]

"And it's snowing! I love snow!" :D