god why is karamatsu the best? besides ichi of course he will always be second best
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"Your mom fat."
“And she’s beeeee-yootiful.”
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"i want penny to be a fighter in smash ultimate"-joomieboihumanboi
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Did you know that hamburgers aren't made out of pigs?
“Actually, Earthling, that is incorrect! As you see, you have already contradicted yourself– They are called ‘hamburgers,’ meaning hammed burgers! So, in conclusion, they are of course made of hams!”
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• …15 or so minutes later…
“…Ah.. Erm… Perhaps..? ..There was an error? W-Within the printing???”
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But what if I gave you some?☕
“...Well.. Waluigi guesses thwaht makes things.. kwinda bettwah”
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"Psst! Kill him, do it."
‘‘I’m not going to do that to my boss. The most he’ll have is just bad stomach pain. Most of the things I make are made with non-deadly things..just some don’t mix well.’‘
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wow it worked!
(and thanks everyone im finished with finals now!!!)
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orbulon breaks into your house at 3 am and gives you a burger
creepypasta
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NOO ORBULON ISNT ALLOWED TO SAY FUCKK
fool, youve only made him stronger
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