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jadeile-writes · 4 years

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Fanfic Progress Update 78

Hi everyone<3 Time to see what I’ve managed to write this week. Stay tuned to the end of this post for a spoiler-y glimpse into the next chapter of Adventure gone Mini.

Current WIPs:

Adventure gone Mini

Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild / The Minish Cap

Summary: Sidon is given his very own Sheikah Slate, the first replica Purah has managed to make, and sets out to travel with Link with the intention of registering warp points for convenient travel in the future. However, when a malfunction shrinks them down to the size of bugs, and they meet little people called the Minish, they have to change their plans from “fun adventuring” to “getting out of this mess”. Not that those two have to exclude one another. Link/Sidon.

Progress: Chapter 42 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 19th of August. Chapter 43 has been started and is scheduled for 8th of September.

I post a new chapter every three weeks on Wednesdays. These updates always include a sneak-peek for the next chapter, slowly getting longer over the three weeks waiting period.

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Experiment in Romance

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary (temporary): Husk’s afterlife takes an odd turn when a drunk Alastor knocks on his door and has no intention of going to his own room for the night. It only gets weirder from there, leaving Husk with a most unexpected arrangement with the Radio Demon. Either it’ll be the best decision in his afterlife, or he’s simply out to break his own damn heart dealing with the fickle asshole. Radiohusk.

Progress: Chapter 1 is ready. Chapter 2 has been edited more, because I was apparently still unhappy with its pacing when I opened it to write it. The funny thing is that while I did write new stuff, I also removed a bunch of old stuff that was making it drag, and the end result is that the word count is about the same it was when I started. Still progress tho? XD;

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Hah! Our afterlife is the most hilarious bushwa, dearest

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: This is not a stand-alone story! This is a oneshot/drabble collection in the universe as “Shit, the Radio Demon is a part of my afterlife”. Read the main story before bothering with this one.

I decided to give my readers a chance to throw Radiohusk prompts at me, and had the Afterlife-verse as an option to set the stories in. Everyone liked that, so this fic is now a thing. Enjoy the extra mischief from these two dorks!

Progress: Chapter 25 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 21st of August. Chapter 26 is half-written and will be posted on 28th of August. A sneak-peek will be posted the previous Thursday.

I have 12 prompts left.

This fic receives a new chapter every Friday.

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RadioHusk artist/writer collaboration event fic (workname)

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: Alastor’s regular morning in the hotel includes mayhem, coffee, favouritism, and hopefully kitty petting. Radiohusk.

Progress: Half-written. To be posted before 31st of August. Hopefully next Tuesday or Wednesday. We’ll see.

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Other WIPs I’m not currently working on but intend to get back to someday:

PoE Drabbles (Pillars of Eternity)

DC Drabbles (Justice League)

Diaphanous Relations (Forgotten Realms, R.A. Salvatore’s books)

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That’s it for the WIPs! Here’s the promised sneak-peek into Adventure gone Mini (Note: the text may end up slightly different in the fic itself due to more editing happening before publishing). Enjoy!

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Two days. Link and Sidon had been walking in the swampy, misty, exhausting forest for two days now. The only reason they knew this was because their Sheikah Slates had clocks in them; otherwise they would have had to make guesses based on the frequency of their breaks and meals, because it wasn't like they could see the sun to keep track of time the easy way. And let's just say that their guesses would have been very off if they had based them on those factors, because Link needed to rest his poor feet all the damn time and he was constantly starved from the energy it took him to just walk. This terrain was worse than snow or sand in his opinion, even though he hated walking in the desert and the snowy lands as well.

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That’s it this time. See you next Saturday!

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rp-meme-central · 7 years

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Gravity Falls sentence starters - Part 17

1. “I just ate a whole package of cheeze boodles without using my hands. Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way!”

2. “It’s nice to finally have a day where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.”

3. “Everyone get down! Don’t let it taste human flesh!”

4. “Get it out of here. It smells like if death could barf.”

5. ��I’m sorry, _____. On the dark, weird road I travel, I’m afraid you cannot follow.”

6. “My _____ is a dangerous know-it-all, and the stuff s/he’s messing with is even worse. Do yourself a favor and stay away from him/her, you hear me?”

7. “You’ll never guess what I found at the store today!”

8. “Ugh! This is like ‘Homework: The Game’.”

9. “Say, is this that game that’s mostly math and writing and isn’t anything like the picture on the box?”

10. “Only a game designed by nerds would have ‘charisma’ as a fantasy power.”

11. “Maybe I should start obsessing over _____ again.”

12. “This is my favorite game in the whole multiverse! I can’t believe they still make it.”

13. “Do you know what this means? We must stop everything I’ve been working on at once... and play!”

14. “That’s going to leave a mark.”

15. “That is so messed up. ______ would love that!”

16. “It’s best if you and the family/others stay away from that subject. Honestly, I’m not sure any of you could handle the real answer.”

17. “That’s so cool. And impossible.”

18. “Are you going to go to sleep? You’ve been saying dork words for hours.”

19. “Hey hey. Look at you. Someone’s all dressed up.”

20. “Could you maybe move this to another room?”

21. “You want to break a record, _____? You’ve already got it for World’s Nerdiest Old Wo/man.”

22. “At least I’m not all keyed up to watch a kid’s show.”

23. “Don’t mock our fantastical monetary system!”

24. “Listen, _____. Did it ever occur to you that if you joined us, you might actually have fun?”

25. “Now you listen to me. As long as I live, I will never ever play your smarty-pants nerd game!”

26. “You are the smartest players I’ve ever met. That’s why I’m going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence. It’s what I do.”

27. “Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!”

28. “Eh, maybe let him/her get a couple bites in _____’s brain first. Even things out smartness-wise.”

29. “Alright, alright. I guess if we have no other choice, we’ll go on a... *sigh*... epic wizard quest.”

30. “Everyone grab a weapon.”

31. “If my hands were free, I would break every part of your face.”

32. “We must be getting close. These fairy bites are getting more frequent.”

33. “S/he’s magic, _____. I’m sure s/he’s fine.”

34. “There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”

35. “Stop thinking, ____! The more wrinkly your brain gets, the more s/he’ll want to eat it!”

36. “Drat! How did you make it past my one guard?”

37. “Ah! My ears! They’re so pointy!”

38. “There had better be something protective under this tunic. Oh! No there isn’t.”

39. “Seriously? Can’t we just, like, arm wrestle or something?”

40. “If you win, I go back to my own dimension. But if I win, I eat their brains.”

41. “What do we do? What are our moves?”

42. “I cast... uh... Shield of Shielding!”

43. “Haha, yes! I was saving the worst for last.”

44. “Sorry, Nerd Wizard. All your smarts are no match for dumb luck.”

45. “Actually, after all that, I could use a little mindless fun.”

46. “Eh, we both got carried away. I guess we’ve both gone a while without a friend.”

47. “I don’t want you to tell anyone about this. Not _____, not even your _____. You understand?”

48. “In my time, I’ve made many powerful enemies, but I trust you with this secret.”

49. “Another day, another random body pain. Here we go.”

50. “Hey! For your information, I was gonna shoplift most of this.”

51. “Does anyone see this? This is what a hero looks like, right here.”

52. “According to the town charter, a worthy candidate is anyone who can cast a shadow, count to ten, and throw their hat into this ring.”

53. “A colorful piece of paper? S/he’s got my vote.”

54. “I’ve got a really bad feeling about ______ as mayor.”

55. “____’s the name, and being normal’s my game.”

56. “It’s a shame _____ isn’t here. S/he’d run, and win, and be a great mayor.”

57. “Hold it right there, ____! I’m taking you on!”

58. “I was going to let bygones be bygones, ____, but you just made a powerful enemy.”

59. “I’ll win either way, and when I do, you may not like the ______ you wake up in.”

60. “Let the madness begin!”

61. “_____ has a kind of charisma. How hard could getting him/her elected be?”

62. “Your approval ratings started at zero. Now it’s a number lower than zero.”

63. “From now on, maybe you should just read our prepared remarks.”

64. “It’s a shame there isn’t a device that would allow you to control someone else. Oh, wait, of course. Yes, there is.”

65. “Whoa. This is amazing, and ethically ambiguous.”

66. “As long as you wear the matching one, s/he’ll say and do whatever you want him/her to.”

67. “Mind control is awesome!”

68. “Do I really have to wear this thing? It looks like a flag threw up on me.”

69. “Okay, we’ll only jump in if s/he starts doing badly.”

70. “Magic, you say? Well, maybe it’s time we fight fire with fire.”

71. “We discussed this. No more spooky spells.”

72. “We’d respect you if you took things more seriously.”

73. “This tie is a mind-control device invented by _____. If it weren’t for this tie, you’d be losing.”

74. “You’re making me very uncomfortable right now.”

75. “Hello there. Long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, in which I see you on an hourly basis.”

76. “You’ll never get away with this, you creepy little dork!”

77. “You were right all along. I should have listened to you when I had the chance.”

78. “This debate is over! I’ve got to go save my family!”

79. “No! Stop it! Thank you, but stop it!”

80. “I can still drop you, you know.”

81. “If I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than ____.”

82. “Well, guess we know who won.”

83. “I actually think you as mayor would have been fun.”

84. “Let’s go vandalize _____’s mansion.”

85. “I’m finally ready to make a deal.”

#rp memes #sentence starters #Gravity Falls

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pauperpedia · 4 years

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Tuesday Brewsday 23: Blisterscape Swarm

Back in article #16 I briefly touched on a Gruul list piloted/created by Matra that utilized Sprout Swarm as a way to create a bunch of tokens. The deck relied more so on synergies and cards like Dynacharge or Might of the Masses to win, and wasn’t a true combo deck. Fast forward to just last December of 2019, and Caleb Gannon unleashed 6 Land Abzan Soul Sisters. This wasn’t what I was trying to build, the elements of what I was trying to do were in there. Now, with the current release of Ikoria, we got a new combo piece card in Blisterspit Gremlin. This feisty Gremlin added a gross amount of redundancy to my version of Matra’s Gruul Sprout Swarm deck making it possible to turn it into a true combo deck. By combining elements from Caleb’s deck, Matra’s deck, and a little help from Zmplfy aka NotGood, I’ve created a truly exciting deck. Allow me to introduce you to Blisterscape Swarm!

4 Sprout Swarm

4 Blisterspit Gremlin

4 Nettle Sentinel

4 Thermo-Alchemist

4 Thunderscape Familiar

4 Land Grant

10 Forest

4 Saruli Caretaker

4 Loam Dryad

1 Llanowar Elves

1 Fyndhorn Elves

2 Elvish Mystic

4 Street Wraith

4 Elvish Visionary

3 Winding Way

3 Lead the Stampede

The main combo centers around Sprout Swarm’s ability to be cast for buyback and convoke. All we need to have on the battlefield are four of our combo creatures to be able to create infinite sprout tokens at instant speed. Even without all four creatures on the battlefield, this deck can easily spit out tokens based on the sheer number of creatures and card draw the deck offers. There are 16 creatures that make up for redundancy which really makes it possible for you to “swarm off”.

Blisterspit Gremlin untaps every time you cast a non-creature spell, but the cool thing about this Gremlin is it’s able to ping your opponent’s life total which helps get around things like Fog effects. Having a creature that does this for one mana is HUGE and helps the deck to go off at anytime from a Lead the Stampede or Winding Way if we have a Sprout Swarm in hand. Another one drop that acts in a similar way is Nettle Sentinel, which untaps if you cast a green spell which plays well with the aforementioned Sprout Swarm. Being a 2/2 doesn’t hurt it either and can help put early game pressure on your opponent, or make them think twice about attacking in.

Thermo-Alchemist is a creature you most often find in burn. With three toughness it makes for an excellent blocker to slow down aggro decks. The ability to ping an opponent for 1 life is nice and helps get around fog effects the same way Blisterspit Gremlin does, but where it really shines is being able to untap after convoking a SS since it’s an instant. Thunderscape Familiar is our other two drop combo piece that helps towards building a ton of tokens or go infinite. Making all our green spells is really sweet too, turning Winding Way into an Ancestral Recall, allowing Elvish Visionary to cantrip, and reducing the cost of Lead the Stampede making it possible to draw a bunch of cards for only two mana. The first strike ability doesn’t come up too often as there aren’t a whole lot of one toughness creatures that will be attacking in, but multiples on the field can make your opponent think twice about getting in for damage.

Just like in almost every single one of Caleb Gannon’s deck, to maximize the value of our draw spells and increase the chances of drawing gas, we are running the least amount of lands possible. Zmplfy, aka NotGood, was the one responsible for coming up with the land to mana dork ratio. Land Grant is there to thin the deck somewhat and give us that marginal edge, but it also shuffles our library if we happen to bottom a Sprout Swarm with Lead the Stampede. I thought it was a good idea to throw in a playset of Khalni Garden as well since it helps out Loam Dryad and Saruli Caretaker. Having a land that comes into play tapped isn’t back breaking or anything, since we’re not really comboing off till turn 4 at the earliest. To make mana with minimal land support it’s essential to run a playset of mana dorks that don’t rely on other creatures like Dryad or Caretaker. In order to dodge the chances of getting hit by echoing truth or decay I like to run two Elvish Mystic, one Llanowar Elves, and one Fyndhorn Elves.

Since Sprout Swarm is our main win condition it’s I thought it was good to have creatures that draw cards themselves. Street Wraith is a necessary evil since we have such a low land count. It’s nice to be able to draw a card at the simple cost of two life, and it can be found off of Winding Way and Lead the Stampede. Elvish Visionary is a decent creature at its base being a 1/1 for two mana that draws you a card, but if you can cast it for one green mana because of a Thunderscape Familiar, it becomes a great creature. The final draw spells in the deck are three Winding Way and three Lead the Stampede. Winding Way is great for its two mana cmc, but it has the chance of putting Sprout Swarm into your graveyard which is a real bummer. Lead the Stampede on the other hand at least puts it on the bottom of your graveyard, but costs one more mana which can be a lot in a deck like this. Combine both of these cards with our Familiar, then they become the best draw spells in the format!

4 Pyroblast

2 Scattershot Archer

3 Weather the Storm

3 Spidersilk Armor

1 Relic of Progenitus

2 Viridian Longbow

There is no worse feeling that having a blue deck counter your Sprout Swarm after all the hard work you spent setting up an infinite token loop. Pyroblast is here to give them a taste of their own medicine, and also give your pingers one last chance at delivering a killing blow if the opportunity arises since the ruling states any spell or creature can be targeted, but the spell only effects blue spells or creatures.

Further sticking it to Delver decks we have two Scattershot Archers. These archers can wreak havoc on all their flyers outside of Spire Golem.

Viridian Longbow also helps in the Delver matchup, however you run the danger of thinning your deck with spells that move your gameplan along by over boarding. Viridian Longbow is here primarily for Tron decks that attempt to lock you out of combat with Stonehorn Dignitary. You can set up a machine gun effect of sorts with Blisterspit Gremlin or Nettle Sentinel and mow your opponent down.

Spidersilk Armor is there when you’re up against any deck that is likely to bring in pseudo board wipes like Shrivel, Pestilence, Electrickery, Krark-Clan Shaman, etc. It also gives your creatures reach which makes it a great card to bring in against Boros variants so you can block their squadron and protect against electrickery at the same time.

Weather the Storm is a fantastic card that you’re going to absolutely bring in against Burn. It’s easy to use your own storm count to cast a big enough Weather the Storm to put your life total out of reach. You can also bring in a couple when you’re up against aggro decks to stall for more rounds while you try and go infinite.

The last on this list is Relic of Progenitus. This is your silver bullet against the new Cycling combo deck. Bringing one in against Tron decks and Mystic Sanctuary decks that gain value from their graveyard.

It may or not be the new hot combo deck, but the ability to create infinite tokens at instant speed is bound to be good. With so much redundancy it’s really easy to create a bunch of tokens, the hard part is finding Sprout Swarm itself. I hope you can “Swarm Off” on your opponents and most of all have a good time doing it. Please visit and like/follow my Facebook page pauperpedia, a fan page dedicated to bringing you links to daily articles, videos, and podcast covering Pauper. You can also email me at [email protected] if any of you have submissions as well. Till next time folks, have a happy Brewsday!

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latesthollywoodnews · 6 years

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Logan Paul GUSHES Over GF Chloe Bennet & Thanks Her For Her Support

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Prince Phillip tells his father that he has met a young woman in the forest and that he will marry her, against his father’s will. Unbeknownst to Hubert, this young woman is Aurora under the disguise of “Briar Rose”, the fake identity the fairies have given her to protect her from Maleficent.

What is the story of Sleeping Beauty?

Filled with jealousy, the evil witch Maleficent (Eleanor Audley) curses Princess Aurora (Mary Costa) to die on her 16th birthday. Thanks to Aurora’s guardian fairies (Verna Felton, Barbara Jo Allen, Barbara Luddy), she only falls into a deep sleep that can be ended with a kiss from her betrothed, Prince Phillip (Bill Shirley). To prevent Phillip from rescuing Aurora, Maleficent kidnaps and imprisons him. The good fairies are the last hope to free Phillip so that he can awaken Aurora.

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Logan Paul just gushed over his girlfriend Chloe Bennet on Twitter.

They seem to be really happy together!

It’s been a little over a year since Actress Chloe Bennet and YouTuber Logan Paul were photographed in Hawaii showing some major PDA, but it was only last week that Chloe finally gave fans the confirmation that they were in fact a couple.

She responded to someone asking why she would date Logan and said QUOTE, “Cause he’s kind, creative, funny, vibrantly curious about life, weird as fuck in all the best ways, a big dork, and he’s one of my best friends. It doesn’t make sense to a lot of people, but it doesn’t have too. He’s changed my life for the better and I’ve done the same for him.”

Well after that very sweet message of support for her man, Logan couldn’t help but do the same. On Tuesday he tweeted QUOTE, “one of the MANY reasons i love Chloe: over the past year she’s experienced ALL my ups & all my downs. and as most of you know… mainly downs, BUT. she never turned her back on me, she didn’t publicly shame me, and she didn’t hop on the “I Hate Logan Paul” bandwagon…”

Of course Logan is referring to his rough year with controversy seeming to follow him. We all know about the suicide forest video, no need to rehash it here!

Anyway he continued saying QUOTE, “Instead, she stuck her neck out for me, risked her career and personal friendships, and chose to help me grow as a human being & educate me on how to use my platform more responsibly…WHICHHHH all allowed me to learn from my mistakes, because she saw something special in me – and to anyone giving her a hard time, please do not hold Chloe accountable for MY actions in the past; instead recognize her efforts to help me become a better man & do good on this floating rock. That’s a queen right there. My queen. love ya girlfriend sorry for being cheesy AFFF #Chlogan”

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allisonswrittenwords · 7 years

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And if by “good,” you mean “like a dork,” then you’re doing it right!

I love car commercials, specifically, older car commercials. There is something about watching a car commercial from childhood that just makes me smile. Familiar jingles, bragging rights of having a lower price over the competition, and catchy slogans make for a totally immersive experience. And when I’m in my archives, immersed is one thing I like to be. Oh yeah, that was also Tuesday’s Daily Post Writing Prompt.

When I think of one car manufacturer that has entertained me consistently with their jingles (second only to Chevy’s Heartbeat of America, of course!), hands down it has to be Toyota. Chevy may be the “heartbeat of America,” but Toyota wanted to know “who could ask for anything more,”people “loved what the car did for them,” and of course, the “everyday people” ads. There is something about the power of advertising when the jingles and slogans are just done right. They’re still doing it right with “Let’s go places!” (used since 2012), but their mid-1980s slogan does it for me.

Case in point…

Beginning in 1985, Toyota asked potential buyers “who could ask for anything more!” when showing people what their cars could do. And in 1986, we got a car owner and his Celica GTX.

By day, the car handles every turn and necessity the driver has…

But at night…

“Boy do I look good!”

Would you agree? Click play to find out!

And because I found another commercial of the same vein…this bonus “episode!”

In this 1987 ad, which aired about six months after the “Boy, do I look good!” ad, people come into a clearing in the forest, where apparently a Toyota Camry lives and thrives.

Apparently, the 1987 Toyota Camry is something of a mythical figure?

…you wonder?

Why of course!

And if catchy car commercial slogans are your bag, just wait till you see what tomorrow has to offer! Throwback Thursday’s younger sibling, Flashback Friday, will bring you more car fun from the 1980s with ANOTHER equally catchy slogan/jingle combo. All will be revealed then!

Who can ask for anything more?!

Not him, he’s got everything he needs!!!

Enjoy the rest of your Thursday!

“Boy Does #ThrowbackThursday Look Good!” And if by "good," you mean "like a dork," then you're doing it right!

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jadeile-writes · 4 years

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Fanfic Progress Update 58

Hi<3 Time to do a Fanfic Progress Update, as is the done thing on Saturdays. Stay tuned to the end of this post for a spoiler-y glimpse into the next chapter of Adventure gone Mini AND a new exciting Hazbin oneshot!

Current WIPs:

Adventure gone Mini

Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild / The Minish Cap

Progress: Chapter 36 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 18th of March. Chapter 37 is finished and will be posted on 8th of April. Chapter 38 hasn’t been started.

I post a new chapter every three weeks on Wednesdays. These updates always include a sneak-peek for the next chapter, slowly getting longer over the three weeks waiting period.

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That month of the year

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: Every year, for a single month, the Radio Demon gets… emotional. His antlers are in velvet and he’s pumped full of hormones that make him behave quite unlike himself: suddenly, everywhere he looks, instead of seeing fellow demons all he sees are helpless little fawns that nobody is taking a proper care of! Solution? Adopt them.

Husk, Niffty, Camille, Honey, and the rest of the older Fawns put up with their Mom/Dad’s nonsense every year, but this time there’s a new, rotten apple in their midst and they have to protect Alastor from this crook. Without Alastor knowing about it. As Husk likes to put it: “This is fucking bullshit. …I mean fudgy nonsense.”

(Crack taken seriously. Gen)

Progress: The first two chapters are finished (with some heavy editing still required for the second one). The third chapter has been started. I want to have at least three chapters written before posting anything, preferably more than that because I don’t know how long this fic is gonna be. I can tell it’s longer than the originally planned five chapters tho, since we’ve barely gotten the ball rolling with the first two chapters!

This fic is co-authored by Maximillian!

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Hah! Our afterlife is the most hilarious bushwa, dearest

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: This is not a stand-alone story! This is a oneshot/drabble collection in the universe of “Shit, the Radio Demon is a part of my afterlife”. Read the main story before bothering with this one.

Progress: Chapter 9 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 27th of March. Chapter 10 is about 2/3 done and is scheduled for 10th of April (Friday). This story will have at least seven more chapters, but who even knows at this point. Additional prompts are not accepted at this moment.

This fic receives a new chapter every Tuesday and Friday, unless something comes up. I’ll post a sneak-peek for Tuesday’s chapter on these updates, and one for Friday’s chapter in a separate post on Wednesday.

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What boundaries?

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Summary: It was a fact that Alastor was incapable of existing in the same room – or even the same house – as Husk without initiating some form of physical contact on a constant basis. Husk swore it wasn't what it fucking looked like. Too bad nobody ever believed him. Alastor actively stroking his chest fur as he made the claim probably didn't help his case. Progress: Hey it’s a new thing! This is a very long oneshot (6000 words so far, and still missing a bit) that I’ve been randomly working on all week instead of writing the things I should have been writing! : D But that’s fine, this is almost finished now and I’m going to get this done and posted by 7th of April (Tuesday). ...Is this Radiohusk, you ask? Hehe, you’ll have to read and find out~ And look! There’s a sneak-peek for this at the end of this post! ;)

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Other WIPs I’m not currently working on but intend to get back to someday:

PoE Drabbles (Pillars of Eternity)

DC Drabbles (Justice League)

Diaphanous Relations (Forgotten Realms, R.A. Salvatore’s books)

Rolling with it (Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

Possibly worth staying for (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Experiment in Romance (Hazbin Hotel)

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That’s it for the WIPs! Here is the promised sneak-peek into Adventure gone Mini and What boundaries? (Note: the text may end up slightly different in the fic itself due to more editing happening before publishing). Enjoy!

Mini

Misteri led the two of them through the Toadstool Town, as it was called. The town wasn't very large, especially compared to the capital, which was the last city they had been to, but she used the little time it took for them to walk to the town hall to animatedly talk about her home. She explained how they, indeed, used magic to keep the toadstools preserved, and in some cases even alive if it was known that the building would need more space in the future – the Minish who wanted large families would start with a small house and then let it grow bigger as they had more children. It was very fascinating and practical, and Sidon looked like he wanted to stop and observe the growth with his own two eyes, as silly as that was. Also, turned out that the local Minish were called Mist Minish, while the "regular" ones were Forest Minish. Rumor had it there were Mountain Minish around the mountains, and Field Minish in the Hyrule Fields. Misteri didn't know if there were Desert Minish in the Gerudo lands, Water Minish in the Zora Kingdom, Jungle Minish in the Faron region, and maybe some specific kind of Minish around the Hylian and Sheikah towns, but assumed it to be so. Link suddenly felt like their mini adventure was woefully inadequate now, since there was so much more to the Minish world to be seen all over Hyrule. He wanted to explore all of it one day. Maybe with Sidon, maybe with Zelda, maybe with both. It didn't seem like he was going to be running out of adventures anytime soon. Good. They arrived to the town hall before they could get too deep into their speculations, which may have been for the best. Said hall was very small. In fact, it seemed more like a-

"Welcome to my home!" Misteri said, arms wide and a smile on her face. Yep, that's what Link thought. "We don't actually have a set town hall as there really isn't that much of a need for one. It's just the home of however is in charge, and that's been me for the last few years. Make yourselves comfortable; I'll prepare the dinner!"

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What boundaries?

Husk should have known this would fucking happen. Honestly, he couldn't believe he hadn't seen this coming, because this was a fucking inevitability.

What was "this", one might ask? "This" was Alastor hanging onto his person every fucking time they were in the same room for literally any amount of time. This very moment was a prime example of the phenomenon. Alastor and Charlie had entered the lobby together, discussing something or another about the hotel's development. They had walked over to the window that had a view of the hotel's front yard and stopped there to continue their discussion. Husk, at the time, had been at the bar counter, as per usual. But within the first five minutes of the pair's appearance he suddenly found himself no longer leaning against the counter and making cherry blossom strings out of the paper packagings the plastic straws were wrapped in, but instead he was between Alastor and Charlie, with Alastor's arm around his shoulders and his pointy nose nuzzling his cheek while the guy continued the conversation like nothing was amiss.

He had to give Alastor some measure of credit: they had been at the hotel for three entire days now and this hadn't happened in front of company until right then. His summoning here not counting.

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That’s it this time. See you next Saturday!

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