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ziipzeepzop-eez · 5 months

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help toka imprinted ((HIGHKEY I KNOW SHE DID)) on mr. mistoffolees (stray tuxedo neighbor cat who lives under our house) & chased them and i got dew and mud on my fresh white socks and she's NOT EVEN A TEENAGER YET????

#it's too early #she's too YOUNG #toka please #be patient for mummy #and DONT MF HISS O R GROWL AT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO GET YOU BACK INSIDE??? YOUNG LADY?????#like mama's glad you're making friends but them cats is crazy #they be fighting like. every night.#i'm glad mr. mistoffolees seems to treat you nicely but you don't know WHAT GOES ON #get spayed. 💥 get chipped. 💥 get booster vaccines. 💥#thennnnn - you may go.#......................#but if you EVER TALK BACK TO ME AGAIN— 🥿💥#real talk tho i'm mostly playin y'all #i know how cats roll.#independent. adventurers. particular.#and toka? the tortie? sassy + feisty af #for disclaimer : this is a satirical tone #i will take the steps to ensure she is nicely prepared for the outdoor world and i /do/ want her to explore and be free #just gotta prevent the unnecessary canon events yk

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