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ziipzeepzop-eez · 8 months

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help toka imprinted ((HIGHKEY I KNOW SHE DID)) on mr. mistoffolees (stray tuxedo neighbor cat who lives under our house) & chased them and i got dew and mud on my fresh white socks and she's NOT EVEN A TEENAGER YET????

#it's too early #she's too YOUNG #toka please #be patient for mummy #and DONT MF HISS O R GROWL AT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO GET YOU BACK INSIDE??? YOUNG LADY?????#like mama's glad you're making friends but them cats is crazy #they be fighting like. every night.#i'm glad mr. mistoffolees seems to treat you nicely but you don't know WHAT GOES ON #get spayed. 💥 get chipped. 💥 get booster vaccines. 💥#thennnnn - you may go.#......................#but if you EVER TALK BACK TO ME AGAIN— 🥿💥#real talk tho i'm mostly playin y'all #i know how cats roll.#independent. adventurers. particular.#and toka? the tortie? sassy + feisty af #for disclaimer : this is a satirical tone #i will take the steps to ensure she is nicely prepared for the outdoor world and i /do/ want her to explore and be free #just gotta prevent the unnecessary canon events yk

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beybuniki · 5 days

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finals season for grad student Izuku (The Lore in the tags)

#bakugo greeting deku and going bro you smell really bad and so does your room #so he forces him to take a break #hes a hypocrite tho because hes running on caffeine to keep up with his internship schedule and his mini job lmaooo #deku finds out bakugo pulls an all nighter every other night and loses his mind like bro you already have heart problemsssss #they fight over who worries more and then inko yells at them <3 #they take a nap and eat a home made meal and inko yells at bakugo again before he leaves #she better not see any monster energy cans in his car!!!!!!!#then she kisses him goodbye mwah!#also some tupperware for mitsuki #my art

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martyryo · 2 months

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Him being cunty, him slaying, him mothering blah blah blah you get the point.

#fight club #fight club 1999 #tyler durden #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #martyryo followers wake up to a new artstyle every week or so #this brush saved me so hard #I'm abandoning the tiresome rendering to grayscale #I am high on life I feel like taking a sip of water and contemplate the shadowy mountains in the night #doodle kinda #didn't think much in making this cause if I try to make it look good it doesn't make it out of the first three lines on canvas #first time drawing feet I feel scared #also itbyiu didn't get it I'm a tyler big pants thruter I'll always put him in oversize pants #really like it it's so refreshing #I actually see some soul in it #thank you color burn you're my best friend #martyryo #gn 😴

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regular-gnome · 6 months

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Are you in the walls?

this is such a random question I love it

#I feel like this is a reference to something that Im missing #ask #the irony of using a gnome sona while being around 5'10'#and mean the the beech martens not the shoes #i can hear those monsters every night fighting and scraching in the walls #cant express how much they annoy me #gnome #gnomecore

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yu-ziyuan · 10 days

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chengxian getting back together au where yanli makes them attend the incredibly specific event that im at rn bc the tickets were expensive and they bought them pre-breakup and one of them (probs wei wuxian) goes up onstage and gives this whole speech and asks jiang cheng to take him back and its cutesy & fun & sillay

#i just think in a modern au chengxian would be the type of #people to be sooo on-again-off-again not even because theyd be like toxic but because every time they have any kind kf argument jiang cheng #yells THATS IT IM DUMPING YOU and wei wuxian knows he doesnt mean it bc he knows jc so hes just like FINE IM GOING amd spends the night at #yanlis to give jc soace #space*#and then comes back the next day and week later theyre back together #sorry * by the end of the week theyre back together #and like granted this is also maybe not ideal but it works for them!#and they only have fights like that like every couple months so its not tooooo terribly annoying to yanli. espshe will take the babysitter #*esp once jl is born she will take the babysitter! she and zixuan plan their date nights around this #my thots #chengxian #ficposting

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loadinghellsing · 11 months

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some nights, just aren't worth the fight.

#i contribute #doodle #andercard #alexander anderson #alucard #---#alucard has a tendency to sneak into the orphanage #and harass anderson at every opportunity he can #however #sometimes anderson isn't there #usually alucard leaves if thats the case #but this is one of those nights where he decided to wait #anderson's bed smells like him...#luckily it's one of those nights where Anderson's just as tired #and won't fight alucard #or his own conflict #alucard's presence is a comfort he'll never admit to

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kingkatsuki · 5 months

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Specifically thinking about long distance relationships today.

So tell me how you and your f/o would first meet online?

#I feel like Bakugou and I would meet in one of those online games he’s downloaded to mindlessly waste time between shifts #and he’s so foul at first because he thinks I’m weak but we play and he realises that I’m #actually whooping everyone and he’s like well damn okay #and now he’s messaging in the alliance chat and like getting excited when I’m online even tho he tries to hide it #and gets annoyed when other creeps in his alliance try to flirt with me #and then he’s asking for my discord #me and Sanemi get into a fight on discord the first time we interact #in some stupid big server I only joined for the emojis #but he’s a jerk so I tell him to shut up and a message later I find a msg notification and it’s him trying to continue the conversation😭#enjin slides into my dms on Instagram #he finds my post at a concert and hates the fuckboys that are commenting below #ends up messaging me to see if I’m okay but then immediately worries he’s one of those guys #Tamsy I feel like is that mutual I’ve had forever on twt and we like each others posts but we’ve NEVER talked to each other??#it’s not until I’m feeling sad at 2am and I post something self-deprecating that he drops me a msg🥺#and we end up staying up until 5am just talking to each other #Kirishima is ALWAYS the guy that responds to my ‘morning’ with a morning back! every day without fail #and I slide into his DMs one day and ask how he’s ALWAYS awake when I am??? like to say it back so quick #and he admits he’s kinda learned my schedule and he tries to be online for it because it’s one of the best parts of his day #and he likes saying it back😭😭😭 even if he’s off from a night shift and needs sleep he can’t without seeing me msg #Shindou blatantly flirts with me in a gaming discord and I think he’s an incel so I block him #he gets a friend to ping me to beg me to unblock him and I refuse #the friend then sends another message with a screenshot of Shindou basically begging me to unblock him😭#Dot and I meet in one of those AITA Reddit threads #and we end up borderline arguing over whether op is TA #so much that we get told to take it elsewhere😭😭😭#enjo #bakujo #eijo #but also catch me sending Dynamight sassy banter on his official socials😭😂

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riotcat103 · 7 months

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was rewatching mpgis and this scene rolled in, and out of nowhere I randomly remembered Rire and Cain lmao

Rire belongs to @darqx

Cain belongs to EP

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herbatahleb · 2 years

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one day I just walk up to Batman and start hinting very obsessively that I know his personality and at the same time bragging about what amazing wives I have

#Batman fights with criminals in a night alley: Hleb comes out of the shadows: did you know how beautiful my wives?#approach him every night and he can't escape #and then he meets the others and like -oh no they're all like that #Danny Phantom #dp #dcxdp #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc #wives #The Wives ship #batpham server #batpham server shenanigans #batpham discord server #batpham #Batpham shenanigans #my art

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otrtbs · 4 months

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guys not to sound soooOoo dramatic rn but i’m deadass feeling haunted. like. maybe plagued is a better word for it. when i say i got maybe 2-3 hours of sleep last night bc i couldn’t go to sleep because i felt something Looming. and then once i did sleep i was just bombarded with the worst nightmares ever. (like so bad i literally woke up praying to myself) and now ,,, tn,,, i am once again getting that eerie sick feeling. like smth bad is gonna happen to me if i go to sleep (<- the nightmares or smth idk my brain isn’t rational). also also. my evil eye ring broke today. like it clean snapped in half while it was on my finger (iykyk) soOooo 🧍‍♀️

#hey yall. and welcome 2 my private journal.#sorry this is so over share-y and i’ll be fine. but #like i HAVE to sleep. tn. i have to sleep.#and yet … every time i even think about it my heart starts racing like im fight or flighting #like smth is def gonna get me. and the thing is i think it’ll just be another night of wretched dreams. Eugghhhhh

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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sometimes, i think about how crazy the meoto plotline is

#like. did they *really* just yadda yadda yadda away how they fell in love lmfaooooo #just. the jump from aizo saying ‘i’ll never love you’ in verse one only to be the whipped husband we all know and loathe by the first choru #a n d human sacrifice yujiro going ‘:/ guess i’m wedded off to a demon for my family’ to ‘omg i love my hubby’ in less than a minute.#what do you meannnnnn it just became natural to be around each other every time the snow fell #i stg if this is how they’re gonna make lxl canon play out—#like if they pull a ‘oh yes they always fight… wait yeah they’re now dating; they started going out some time ago. yup.’#especially if they hit us with the ‘oh you dont need to know how they got together; trust us! just accept that they are idiots in love ok’#five bucks says that lxl has always been canon the entire time and that they’re only gonna ‘confirm’ it with a wedding mv in 10 years time #‘wdym you’re surprised that they’re getting married? they’ve already been dating all this time’#a n d that’s enough interwebs for the night. fingers crossed that i dont dream of my air conditioner melting into lava again #gn guyssss anyways stream meoto

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marlasbreastlump · 10 months

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quick taylor durden

#fight club #i never understood why narrator was Like That to marla until i thought of taylor durden #yeah i would also be a little pissy if marlon singer was loudly having sex every night with Her

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dukeofthomas · 4 months

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Robin Jason makes me so sad because he's the one kid Bruce could have actually stopped from becoming a vigilante.

#it always annoys me when ppl completely ridicule the notion of bruce delibaretly recruiting kids for his mission #immediately going to 'oo they all would have done it anyways' 'he tried to stop them' 'they didnt give him a choice'#like yeah maybe for most of them. EXCEPT FOR JASONNN #bruce literally picked that kid up and went 'you're robin now :)' before even revealing his id #like 😭 literally all he had to do was NOT make jason robin!!#like damn its not like he was personally running out every night to fight crime and shit #all batman had to do was. NOT. give him robin. like ????#my dc posting #dc #jason todd #robin jason todd #sorry i read batman 408-428 and went insane abt this #my mans interfered with one (1) crime and bruce went 'this child. he will be my next crime-fighting partner.'#just adopt him normally my man #if he wants to be a vigilante you can think abt that later why'd you just. decide 'yeah you're robin now kid :)'

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teaghouls · 1 year

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I love this game fr

#dbd #dead by daylight #literally based of a game I had like 3 nights ago when it was storming and I was fighting for my life every game #my wifi was wack #anyway yeah enjoy I couldn’t really make anything else today bc I had. a lot on my plate

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lover-of-skellies · 4 months

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Alrighty, this concludes round 3 of Sans Fight Night!

Epic will be worked into the next match, of course, despite being an oddball out in these screenshots. We’re down to the final 5, and I’m really looking forward to seeing who wins this whole thing! ^^ Will try to get polls out for the next round as soon as I possibly can!

#sans fight night 2024 #bracket update #dust sans #fresh sans #epic sans #reaper sans #fatal error #fatal!error #idk how to properly tag for fatal #I feel like there are a lot of possible combinations #and I’m just. not feeling like tagging every single one rn

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alexcabotgf · 10 months

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not to be true crime posting on main but i think i'm falling down the wm3 rabbit hole again

#xenia.txt #when i tell you this case keeps me up at night to this day #not even the murders themselves as much as the general public's reception to and opinions on the case 3 decades later like #i get why it;s always been so divisive especially after the pl docus came out (lots of opinions on those btw none of them are good #from the bottom of my heart fuck you joe berlinger and bruce sinofsky)#but it's truly baffling how no one is willing to do the research on what is arguably THE most well documented true crime case in recent #history like. everything that's ever been released to the general public is available online and i mean everything #you can find all the court files trial transcripts depositions interogation tapes aerial photos you name it it's out there for anyone with #internet connection to access at any and all hours of the day #and yet people are still foaming at the mouth fighting on reddit abt their innocence based off nothing but a couple of movies like #bffr with me right now!! almost every point the innocenters make can be easily debunked by scrolling through callahan for 15 minutes #'but they've been pushing for dna testing since their release so they can't be guilty' baby the case is closed!#it's been closed the second they took the plea. they can be striking under that courthouse and it still won't change a thing and they knowi #that's why they're pushing for it in the first place but that's just my opinion #^ and i say they but it's really only echols which makes a lot of sense to me personally #and if you want to talk abt dna testing let's talk abt the one that was done in 2011 and how the defense hurried to propose the plea as soo #as they got the results! let's talk abt those cause no one's ever seen them and i would very much like to #braga share the results the people want to know!!#makes me wonder which pieces of evidence they even submitted for that 2011 testing because if i'm remembering correctly #there was one that would've closed this case instantly and maybe that's why the results were never disclosed and the plea was rushed #but that's also just my opinion #and it's also interesting how the majority of people who have in fact deep dived into this case #(and i'm not talking abt big true crime youtubers as i'm very sceptical abt their research abilities)#all collectively lean towards guilty. much to think about #i was hoping someone would make another ~actually~ unbiased documentary for the 30th anniversary and go over all the case files #but i don't think that's even realistic at this point seeing as everyone and their mother has some sort of an opinion on this case #hbo deserves another lawsuit for this. they should've never won the first one in the first place #true crime tw

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