#just kidding it's just the navy seal copypasta

[thepunchingbag]

Cut Content KOTOR 2: Atton dialogue files after Mical calls him smelly

[hellsitegenetics]

I beseech you to please do the navy seal copypasta:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Closest match: Hoplodrina ambigua genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Vine's rustic

[biblepercent]

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[thoselittleboats]

transcript

I don't know if this has been done yet? Luthen version of the Navy Seal Copypasta happy (early) Andor-versary! I'm shitposting for real now:

What the kriff did you just kriffing ask, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rebel Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Empire, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Alliance armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the kriff out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my kriffing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, kriffer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and you’re being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mudscuffer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're kriffing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alliance military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your kriffing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're kriffing dead, kiddo.

[hellsite-proteins]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. /copypasta

i did recognize the copypasta by the second sentence or so but i do appreciate you clarifying as well, because this is how the notification first appeared:

and i was worried that i had put out a truly despicable hot take on one of my terrible structures

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

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protein guy analysis:

in light of my recent post about intrinsically disordered proteins and aggregation, i am trying really hard to ignore the instincts that are telling me how terrible this looks. the loops aren't even pretending to interact with each other, and the secondary structures are small and scattered. the good news is that this probably can't aggregate since it can't stick to anything, but it still has a long way to go. to me, the suspiciously straight loop around the front of the structure is also an immediate red flag, as it matches a row of cis bonds, but given that this thing would not have a stable crystal structure anyways, it doesn't actually matter

predicted protein structure:

[thecynner]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Man the navy seals copypasta is her core I fear

[deathbirby]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Edelgard, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Church of Seiros, and she’s been involved in numerous secret raids on TWISTD, and she has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top emperor in the entire Adrestian armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Fodlan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her axe. Not only is she extensively trained in armored combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Adrestian Marine Corps and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

NOT THE NAVY SEALS COPYPASTA HAHAHA

[k-king-hellhole]

Mithrix should do the Navy Seals copypasta (if you by some miracle don't know what it is just look it up its easy to find)

Maybe make it about how he's been on the moon forever or something? It'd be funny. I think.

IN ONE TAKE BABY. ONE FUCKING TAKE. FROM MEMORY. THAT'S HOW WE FUCKIN BALL Transcript, for those who don't know it: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[fatass-angel-adam]

Dumbass Adam Playlist for the Blog or Whatever:

Just a bunch of misc. TUNES that make me think of him, think of my Adam specifically, fit one or more of my verses, or just have a certain VIBE lol...

DISCLAIMER: Much like Adam himself these songs contain PROBLEMATIC THEMES so...warning I guess???

ALSO they're not in any particular order either tbh

Hell Is Forever Extended Remix (Guitar Soloed) - Hazbin Hotel OST

Witness - Mindless Self Indulgence (main theme)

Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang

Problematic - EURINGER

Stroke Me (Lance Herbstrong Remix) - Lance Herbstrong

Everywhere I Go (Castle Renholdёr Mix) - Hollywood Undead

My Dick - Mickey Avalon

Navy Seal Copypasta (The Musical) - Unknown?? (you just know he fuckin WOULD)

Personal Jesus - Mindless Self Indulgence

I.D.G.a.F. - Blood on the Dance Floor

Bitches (Kid Rock's Cock Rock Remix) - Mindless Self Indulgence

Mixed Messages - Tom Cardy

Do You Kiss Your Mama with That Mouth? - EURINGER

Jesus He Knows Me - Ghost

My Bullshit Pontiac - gONNA gET gOT vs. Mindless Self Indulgence

My Dad Says That's For Pussies - Bloodhound Gang

Go To Hell - Alice Cooper (Fallen!Adam verse)

Eat Those Words - Mindless Self Indulgence

Ready To Die - Andrew W.K. (EXTERMINATION DAY BABY!!)

Give The Kid A Break - Alice Cooper (Fallen!Adam verse)

Salvation (Mindless Self Indulgence Remix) - KMFDM

Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor

DEAD! - My Chemical Romance (sort of Fallen!Adam verse??)

This Hurts - Mindless Self Indulgence (Fallen!Adam verse main theme)

House of Wolves - My Chemical Romance (Fallen!Adam verse)

Kill Vs. Maim - Grimes

Like A Prayer - Madonna (don't @ me just let me have this okay Fallen!Adam verse nonsense lol)

Hell Is Forever NIGHTCORE - Unknown??

Fuck Machine - Mindless Self Indulgence (semi Porn Star AU verse??)

Burn In Hell - Dimmu Borgir (Fallen!Adam verse)

Sister Sara - Alice Cooper (him being owned by Luci like-)

Spank - Kenny Wayne Shepherd (ft. Kid Rock) (THIS ONE GOES OUT TO @dreamerlucifer LMAO)

Dust To Dust - Misfits (Adam's death song lol)

Seven Minutes In Heaven - Mindless Self Indulgence

Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men (mainly just for one little part tbh and it's him dying in front of Lute BUT I'M INCLUDING IT ANYWAY-)

Emperor's New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco (kind of an AU I had in mind where Adam tries to taken over Hell from Luci?? IT'S NOT OFFICIAL-)

[mozzyspurt]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [Beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [Ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

(Sorry not sorry lol-)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

(THIS IS A COPYPASTA BTW)

[regrete-pest]

meow meow. meow meow

(hai Pest. You dumb bug.)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

/copypasta

[starboybutler]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS COPYPASTA LMAOOOOO

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

now might be a good time to say the navy seal copypasta, muku. but change it up a bit for your experience as an ultimate solider.

I...don't think i know what you're talking about.

Hol' up. I gotcha buddy. AHEM!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my game in Fenrir, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the National Government, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top soldier in the entire Future Foundation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ultimate Despair and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I would never say that. ANY of that.

Live a little biichh it's a joke!

[google-searchhistory-official]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

first copypasta of 2024. Better than that vaporeon one right

[sanityshorror]

Commemoration of the time Mama Devil non ironically rewrote and sent me Navy Seal 2: copypasta boogaloo 🙏 I framed it 🙏

👋👋👋👋If you did a drive by I'd wave 👋👋👋👋

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

🤝

"Quit lying sweety, you've already been caught lying and for spreading this message into other serves where they said YOU told them this. And i will fucking warn you again, going after MY bestfriend and accuse her for pedophilia, gaslight ivy, ben and tori, not once but MULTIPLE TIMES and bow do we have a BIIIG BIG PROBLEM. Goodluck, you'll need it. You've been called out everywhere for being a jelous, lying, greedy little asshole. :) you're caught leave us alone and stay on tumblr, k? bYE //👹❤" [...] "You really think you're tough huh? Uou're trying to be funny? You know you fucked up, outed yourself fucking multiple times and now you can stand for it? You sure are a thirsty fucker arent ya? If someone is hyperfixated and hyper sexualixung shit here and is bring more of a pedo is it you witg your fucking julius? Hyper sexualising anorexia??? Femenine men??? Fanhirlung so hard over your own oc you sure ass hell wank of with your big boner?"

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

IronPetals General Headcanons

*I am lucky to be on his soft side. He’s a total sweetheart and there’s not one day that goes by where we remind each other how much we’re in love

*Big time cuddles. Always wants to have me resting on his chest or being the bigger spoon. “Hey, I’m a big, strong man. Big strong man is the big strong spoon.” I told him we could take turns but I’ve lost that battle. It feels nice being held by him though

*He teases me with banter every now and then. But he keeps it lighthearted. I’ve learned kissing Dempsey is the best way to make him stop. He then just quietly grumbles in defeat and I swear he’s blushing a bit.

*I can’t help but hide behind my hands and giggle after every time we kiss. It just makes my heart have butterflies. “Awww. Am I too hot to handle, cupcake?”

*Can men purr? Because it sounds like he does whenever I rub his head for him when he’s stressed. I just let him rest on one of my shoulders and try to tenderly get the bad thoughts out myself

*Hardcore metal fans GO!!! We both love the genre! But he also likes classic rock, new wave and some dance stuff. I am always the one who has to rescue him from starting shit in the mosh pit.

*Songs that remind me of us:

Volbeat- I Only Wanna Be With You

Volbeat- Radio Girl (my name was said in it 😳)

Metallica- Nothing Else Matters (first wedding dance song btw)

Seether- Tonight

Only Forever- Bing Crosby

*Although I usually cook for the most part, he can at least do a phenomenal breakfast! He makes the best pancakes I’ve ever had in my life. He once tried to make heart shaped eggs and corned beef hash for me by using cookie cutters for the eggs to shape in.

*I have been making scrapbooks since I was young. I asked him to help me with my 3rd book. So no matter where we go, I’m taking pictures and taking his suggestions of what to decorate it for.

*You really think he’s going to give up his love for firearms so easily? Hell no! We usually go to the shooting range on Sundays after church (talk about contrast). He’s angry that a veteran can’t own an M16 for target practice but he’d rather be faithful to the harsh laws in our state

*Our sense of humor does share in chaos/slapstick, so when I show him my Gmod video stuff, we end up spending an hour nearly busting our lungs over stupid shit.

*He loves cats and I want him to be happy too. So I get us a Samoyed first since I’m experienced raising dogs and it’s cat friendly. We then get a calico cat to be a friendly sibling to the dog. Their names are Sammie and Clover

*We do plan to eventually raise a kid or two. But not until we enjoy some more time together just the two of us. It ends up one boy and one girl. It’s no surprise our daughter is more like her father and the son like me.

*Video games are fun but once again, zombies is left untouched. We love Mario Kart and some Nintendo games. But he appreciates boomer shooters and some puzzle games. Nothing hard though, it’s easy stuff like Peggle. He tried doing a jigsaw puzzle, took one good look at the 3 pieces he put together and said “Fuck this!”

*I have to help him cool down often if he decides to play online. Dempsey doesn’t handle the multiplayer lobbies well. With the exception of how nice TF2’s is, he’s potty mouth to the max. He’s unironically recited the navy seal copypasta (marine edition). I often have to help soothe him after feeling heated. How do I soothe him? Well that’s a bit suggestive aHEM- I’ll be bed ridden for a day or two

Overall, I’d say we are blessed to have each other and I wouldn’t want it any other way. After all we’ve fought through, he’s worth it. And I hope he’s happy knowing I’m always going to be there for him too