#k need to get back to la fiesta byeeee
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Christmas Dinner Checklist:
Petted the dog ✅
Made some jokes ✅
Made some conversation ✅
Ate ✅
Drank about a bottle of wine ✅
Smoked up with the host ✅
Uh… ✅
Yeah ✅
#ramblin but not a gamblin man#technically snuck out with him like a fucking teenager and wasn’t going to and then he called me a pussy#and I AM one but youre not allowed to call me one#them’s fighting words#this guy was so funny#he was saying shit like how ‘id make a good date’ and ‘he feels young in his brain and always gets confused how his body doesn’t reflect#and I was like ‘OH that’s good! Young inside is good cuz ….’#and he was like ‘no no im just horny’ 😭#OH also it was his 80th? birthday or something#has nothing to do with this but just…perspective…I guess#bruh how tf does this shit happen to me#im good for real#I get myself into shit but im good y’know?#nothing happened and wasn’t going to but man…dude’s funny#am I going to regret this post im gonna regret this post#but she can stay idc that much#k need to get back to la fiesta byeeee
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