#k.e.w.k. selfships

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) 💋💋💋💦✅

[kewkcommissions]

Doodle commission for @cj-furry-shipper of his s/i and Martlet [Undertale Yellow] snuggled up together in the forest of Snowdin 🐦🌨💙

[killemwithkawaii]

>:3c 🍖💕

Hello, I’d like a romantic (+NSFW) matchup! 

You can call me 🥩 Anon

I’m a bisexual gender-fluid AFAB (they/he) in my late twenties.

Physical description: a bit over 5’, petite frame with some muscle from my line cook job. My hair is long, dark, and wild, I have big brown eyes with thick lashes, small hands, and I’ve been told I have a great smile, despite my teeth being crooked (which I’m kind of insecure about;;). I have stretched ears, a lip piercing, and there are little moles and freckles all over me (though the rest of my skin is pale enough to see through) along with various little scars on my forearms from being burned or cut at work. 

Personality: Introverted but very friendly, easily attached to people, quickly ride-or-die. I’m physically affectionate with my friends and my partner (but hate being touched by strangers), playful, passionate, dedicated, sensitive, empathetic, romantic and horny af. I’m an entertainer at heart and love to make people laugh! I am autistic and have ADHD, so I feel all my emotions very deeply (and I fall in love hard and fast), can sometimes overreact in the moment, have mood drops and sensory issues, and I’m usually the last to catch a drift (including when someone is trying to flirt with me). I'm addicted to caffeine and smoke my fair share of weed (but am a bit of a lightweight). Usually a home-body, but I like to go adventuring once in a while with the right people.

Interests: In my free time, I like to draw, write, bake/cook, watch cartoons and daydream, though I’d like to make my art my full-time job! I’m a sucker for anything cute, but I also love horror and will often mix the two in my creative work. I have a broad taste in music and my wardrobe is eclectic, ranging from pastels to punk (just depends on the day and the gender). I also collect stickers, scrap paper and various other trinkets that I never really use (I just like looking at them lol)

Relationships: Usually monogamous, but open to a poly relationship with the right people. I love playful teasing, inside jokes, and general silliness in relationships, as well as a lot of physical touch, positive affirmation and acts of service (I also give gifts, but feel weird receiving them if they’re expensive. Home-made is much better!). I’m highly devoted and affectionate with my partner(s), but still very much value my privacy and alone time. I am mentally ill and need a partner who will be understanding of the difficulties that come with that. I cannot handle someone raising their voice at me or being passive-aggressive. Very clear, calm communication and honesty are a must! They have to be respectful of my gender identity as well, or things will never work.

NSFW: I’m a sub-leaning switch (more dom on masc days). What turns me on most is turning my partner on and knowing I’m making them feel good! I’m moderately kinky (with like A LOT of different kinks that hit at different times) but I still love romantic, vanilla sex and would never pressure my partner to participate in my kinks if they weren’t into it (that’s what my art and writing are for!). My libido tends to be 0 or 100, so its all cuddles or they have to scrape me off of them to get anything done. (PS hope they like rawdogging bc I hate the texture of condoms (and I’ve got an IUD so no worries they can go nuts lol 👍))

Thanks in advance :)

It's always so fun to have a new Anon! Welcome to the blog. Ya know you remind me a lot of one of my closest Tumblr friends... Anywho!

Your match is

꒒ꍏꋪꋪꌩ ꀭꂦꃅꈤꌗꂦꈤ ❤️

I think Larry would most definitely be appreciative of a smol king (read that like you're hearing Bill and Ted talk)

Larry likes to come up behind you and rest his chin on the top of your head while holding you. He sways gently to whatever song is currently playing in his head

Larry has ADHD too, so he gets it

And he understands that ADHD and autism have quite a few overlapping symptoms.

So he's ultra understanding when it comes to that

And Larry isn't really attracted to a specific gender

"Whatever makes you happy, babe. You do you, and, uh, I'll do you too 😁"

Cue goofy, gap-toothed smile

I feel like you and Larry met at work?

Like you were doing your line cook thing and Larry was on dish duty

So he spied you drawing while you were on break

And he came up and sat next to you, asking if you wanted to spend break smoking and talking about art

And it just blossomed from there

Larry really likes your art. He likes his seamlessly you incorporate horror and gore into cutesy pastel colored works

He also enjoys seeing what you come up with music wise

Larry has endless suggestions to help you expand your playlist even more, giving you a crash course in all things metal

Skipping around because ADHD rules me too 😅

Larry is very touched by your loyalty

He's kind of got some abandonment issues from Jim

So the fact that you're there? Ride or die?

That means so much to Larry that he gets teary eyed thinking about it

Larry loves your smile

He, of all people, understands that teeth don't have to be perfectly straight to make up a great smile

Since Larry loves your smile so much

He goes to super extra lengths to ensure that he sees it as much as possible

Like he really hams it up for you

Acting like a himbo who was born yesterday

Just so you'll have someone to laugh/fret over

He just wants to see you happy

And even when you're not so happy, he's patient.

He'll help you get through it

Larry would definitely have a higher weed tolerance than you

But I think his mere presence would help to raise your tolerance by at least 37.3%

I can see him pulling you, Sal and company along on a sativa fueled adventure though

Even though he prefers to stay in as well

Larry also survives on caffeine, and throw in pizza and strawberry Häagen Dazs and you've got his major food groups.

But Larry would be totally into your baking and cooking

He'd be your number one taste tester

Also, Larry is the king of pancake dinners (or breakfasts... Any meal really)

So yeah, enjoy that ☺️

Also high cartoon binges are a pretty regular occurrence with Larry

Half of what Larry watches is cartoons.

The rest is stuff like Three Busy Debra's, The Whitest Kids You Know, Brad Neely's Harg Nallin Sclopio Peepio, etc

Overall, I feel like Larry really matches your personality qualities and love languages

His love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation, and acts of service

Does song writing count as gift giving?

Yes, you heard me

Larry writes you songs

Sometimes the lyrics are deep, meaningful, full of emotion and passion with intricate guitar work

Other times the songs are more simplistic musically, with dumb or cheesy lyrics

But sometimes you make Larry just that

Dumb and cheesy

Citrus below cut 🍋 🍊 🍋 🍊

First off, thank you for being clear about whether you wanted nsfw, as well as your age range. Ilysm for that, Anon of the month award ⭐⭐⭐

Larry is a dom switch and no one can tell me differently

But in your situation, this works out great

He's got a heavy lean to the dom side, but will sub in the right circumstances

He's especially more open to subbing if you're having one of your masc days

Even if he does act a little like a brat

I hope you like brat taming, heh 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Larry is also notoriously horny on main

This man can turn anything into a dirty joke, if given enough time

I can see him bravely assisting you as you tackle your kink list

Such a brave, honorable guy!

[killemwithkawaii]

Dear depressed/ executive dysfunction-having/ etc. selfshipper,

Your f/o wants you to shower. 

No, not because they think you're gross or smelly, but because they know you'll feel at least a little bit better once you're clean. 

They won't judge you if its been longer than you'd like to admit since you last bathed.

They won't show revulsion when they see how unkempt your nails or hair or skin has become as a result of inadvertent neglect. 

They won't shame you or think less of you for having difficulty with doing what 'should' be a basic, simple act of self-care. Your [f/o] understands that sometimes, 'easy' things can become difficult, for one or many reasons. They love you, and all they want is for you to be comfortable and healthy. A good shower will help you with both those things. 

If [f/o]s gentle encourgement isn't enough to get you to tackle the task on your own, they're glad to help as much as you need them to- they'll turn on the water to your preferred temperature, help you undress, hold your hand to keep you steady when you step over the lip of the tub, wash your hair for you, gently scrub down wherever you're comfortable with them touching, make sure all the soap is rinsed off, gently dry you off with a fresh, soft towel, and help you get dressed in clean, sensory-friendly clothes....

"... there we go, [y/n].... it was hard at first, but it wasn't so bad once you got in, right? ... Good, I'm happy to hear that... You look like you're feeling better already..." 🚿💕

[kewkcommissions]

A scribble commission for @stormcellarwitch of their S/I and Ren [from Boyfriend to Death] being super soft and cuddly 🦊💕

[killemwithkawaii]

I got those boys right where I want them >:3c

My big bro Mitch got this pic on their birthday but it ended up super late on my queue! This is their self insert with Larry and sal from sally face 👀 @killemwithkawaii

[kewkcommissions]

Scribble commission for @thegracelessfaceless- a scene from her sweet and spicy Sal Fisher x Reader imagine, 'Sal Fisher and His Lady Love Have a Spa Day' 🛀🧼✨💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

"29 AND I'M FEELIN FINE...~" 🎤🎶🥤

It's my birthday, and we're all going to a karaoke bar to celebrate!! It's your turn to pick, so what song are we singing next, [y/n]?

[killemwithkawaii]

hELP-

[killemwithkawaii]

This turned out beautifully and I absolutely love it!! The hands, the dessert, the neon sign, the hair, the reflection in the spoons- there are so many beautiful details! Thank you SO MUCH for this gorgeous (and adorable) piece QwQ 💘💘💘🍨

Here is the finished commission for @killemwithkawaii ! It was an absolute joy working with them and I recommend grabbing a commission from them while there are slots open. Speaking of slots, there are 4/5 left for my commissions, my prices and other info is posted on my blog already :)

[killemwithkawaii]

Mitch, have you heard that Larry made Sal a step stool because of how short Sal is? What do you think Sal uses the step stool for besides reaching high places?

>This is referring to a tweet Steve made

>Ah yes, the fluffy filler Sally Face lore we as a fandom thirst for... 🥤😩🙏

>Larry knows basic carpentry and gives people home-made gifts: canon ✅

>Sal has so much trouble reaching things and has probably needed Larrys help reaching things so many times that Larry felt the need to make him a custom step stool: canon ✅

>I want to know the context under which this was given to Sal. His birthday? Christmas? Or was it made after some sort of 'trying to reach something' incident (aka a 'You're so smol that you are a danger to yourself and others' emergency/impromptu gift)?

>I always thought it was a little bench for Sal to sit on while he practiced guitar?? But now I like thinking about it having multiple uses, him using it every day at every opportunity, carrying it around the house and into the shed to reach into cabinets and on top shelves and stuff.... qwq 💕 It's probably how he reaches and hangs up his masks, and how he put up his posters, too!

>I'll bet Larry feels a lot of pride seeing Sal use it so often 🥺🏆💖

>As for its other possible uses, since its right by the door, it would be a good place for Sal to sit while taking his shoes on/off and a good 'do not forget' spot to leave items like his wallet and phone so he always remembers to pocket them when he leaves the house 👟📱

>[Self-indulgent selfship/polyship thought: Larry adding a third step to the stool so that I, the Shortest King of the throuple, can also use it to reach the top shelf 👑✨ Also, I want to build things with Larry SO BAD??? I love assembling furniture, but building something from scratch with him that all three of us would use would def hit different... 🥺👉👈💘]

[killemwithkawaii]

I always forget that Sal is a canon math and hard science wiz... On one hand, that's very sexy of him, and on the other, I can't help but imagine crushing on him in college, then seeing him carrying a textbook for a high level calc class and being like 'oh no, he's Smart™ QwQ'

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay y'all I have to go completely cringe confessional with you for a second bc I went to a M/use concert last night and I was slapped in the face with unexpected Sally feels:

I kind of forgot about the whole mask gimmick they had for the W/ill of the People album, so when the show started with THIS ⬆️ I was absolutely STRUCK with rockstar!Sally dokis 😳👉👈💓 @soft-spirit-ren sent in a marvelous request about it AGES ago and the WIP has been collecting dust for a while, but omg did that particular brand of thirst come flooding back 🙈💘💘💘 I kept swooning and going off into daydream land about being a rockstar!Sally fan/roadie/groupie whenever Matt had the mask on, and wherever he'd take it off I was like 'EY PUT THAT BACK ON IM FANTASIZING OVER HERE! >:|' lol it was a great show anyway, but all that definitely added to it U//w//U👉👈💘🎸

(Also, there was so much confetti that I got some in my eye and the guy next to me drank some in his beer lmao)

[killemwithkawaii]

😤👉👈

Mitch and Larry getting a little... too close :)

(I should post more but I forget :0)

[killemwithkawaii]

I am feeling ✨inspired✨ so I may or may not send a handful of asks but I’m just…oooh sal fisher 💕

I like to imagine that sal has an intimacy kink—like, he gets shamefully turned on when his partner tells him secrets or trusts him with personal information. Nothing gets his motor going more than a good “I’ve never told this to anyone before….” Because it makes him feel so important and trusted and loved 😭 and there’s a little bit of a power play element to it, too, bc being trusted with sensitive information is like,,,they’re putting themselves at his mercy with that, and even though he KNOWS he would NEVER betray their trust, there’s still a thrill to knowing the possibility is there

The same vein applies to sal REALLY having a thing for first times—not even just virginity (though he’s got a thing for that too)—but just ANYTHING his partner hasn’t done before. He loves being someone’s first anything because it’s like…he’s always going to be in their memory. They can’t forget about him ever again because they won’t get another first. It ties into the intimacy, powerplay, and desire to be important and remembered 😭

So I really love imagining sal just…whole heartedly trying his best to get into or understand whatever “weird” kink his partner likes, because he wants to be the first to share it with them and he loves that they trust him enough for that 🥺 even if it’s not something he’d do on his own he loves it because it’s something he’s sharing with his partner 💕

(It’s also why I love to think that Sal would be a good dom/master/caretaker/whatever other role is in power during a roleplay scene, bc he just loves being trusted to take care of his partner and provide for them in that vulnerable headspace 💕💕)

>Sal with an intimacy kink 🤝 Me, chronically over-sharing

>Sal is incredibly emotionally intelligent and seems to have a knack for getting people to open up to him. I can totally see hanging out with him and after chatting for a while, it dawns on you that you've been spilling your guts to him unprompted. You might backpedal and apologize, but he's like 'No it's cool, go on tell me all your secrets' 👀

>He's very, very nosey, but not malicious about it. He just cares and it gets his dick hard (same lol) 🥺💙

>This got me thinking about confessing to and eventually actually trying out some of my less-explored kinks for the first time with him and oooof it's got me feeling all kinds of ways  🙈💘💦

Me: I... kind of have a knife kink? But I've never actually tried it with anyone before... >>;;; 👉👈

Sal: [Immediately stands up and heads toward the kitchen]

Me: wAIT-

>This helped cultivate a whole new daydream scenario where he's just trying to make a nice dinner for the two of us, but I keep acting Weird after watching him prepare it and keep internally beating myself up about 'ruining' our wholesome date by being a perv. He eventually gets a confession out of me and makes me not feel bad about it u//v//u 👉👈🔪💕💦

>10/10 would trust Sal to be my dom and know all my dirty little secrets (which he may playfully use against me within my boundaries) 😈💞💞💞

[killemwithkawaii]

Jolly jeepers, aint it great? Kewk is turning twenty-eight~! 🥳🎂🎈

"[y/n]!! I'm so glad you could make it to my birthday party! Come on in, make yourself at home, and I'll grab you a little something to drink...~👑🥤"