#kaylor au

[bitethehnd]

I loved loved love the "miss americana and the heartbreak prince !" thing you wrote, could you do one for Naomi too?

*₊˚ ♫ 𖦹 lavender haze !

pairing : naomi mcpherson x popstar!reader

cw : basically just taylor swift!reader (obvs no physical appearance description), all fluff!

julien’s version 💜

i think reader and naomi met in a different way than the julien x popstar!reader did (that fic linked before the cut <3)

you and naomi met when you asked muna to open for you at the eras tour. you were planning to release midnights very soon, so you and your team were setting up your next tour. since the tour was going to be super long, you had to have many openers, but muna was your top pick

you had been a secret fan of muna for so long. when you had first come to terms with your queerness all those years ago, their songs were the ones to help you accept yourself while also dealing with the spotlight of being a famous singer

right after the release of one of your biggest albums, 1989, it had been leaked to the public that you were dating your best friend secret girlfriend. the media went into a frenzy, being constantly bombarded with homophobic rhetoric of the world. you disappeared for a whole year, to which no one even saw your face, but then clapped back with reputation. your career boomed after that, and you were adored by so many people yet again

naomi, and the rest of muna, had also been a big fan of yours for years. they loved how you so freely accepted yourself, even when the media tried to take you down, and you didn’t care what anyone thought. you were the biggest queer artist in the world and it showed

as you were contacting your pick of openers for the eras tour, muna was the first your team emailed. the band replied back within the day, saying they would be honored to perform for you, and the deal was set

you definitely wanted to meet them before the tour started, so you sneakily got their numbers and asked if they would want to come over and have lunch. you said it was in the premise of getting to know them, but you really just wanted to meet your favorite band

they of course agreed to lunch and the next day they came over. you considered asked phoebe to join you, since she was also another opener and a close friend of yours, but decided against it

the lunch went amazing, to your surprise. they were lovely people. all of you had more in common than you previously thought. you gushed about their music and vice versa

there was some underlying tension between you and naomi from the beginning. as soon as they walked through your door, they greeted you with a tight hug. you could feel the outline of their muscles through their shirt, and they could feel your chest pressing up against their abdominal. it drove you crazy from the start but neither of you said anything. you didn’t want to complicate things for the tour by flirting with them while they thought you were just being friendly

and just like that, you guys all became great friends. there was a groupchat made that you all texted in daily. you gave them updates on midnights and the eras tour while they gave you updates on their own tour

when you were at the studio finishing the final touches on your song ‘vigilante shit,’ you just couldn’t get the guitar right. every single combination of chords you tried didn’t sound right. you complained to them about it in your groupchat and naomi offered to come in and help you. you obviously said yes, and they made their way to your recording studio

when naomi got to your studio, you two immediately got to work. you sang the lyrics to give them an idea of the vibe of the song. as you sang, you both held eye contact with each other the whole time. the song had undertones of sexual references and it made the tension in the room amplify. as soon as you were done, naomi played a riff on their guitar for a starting point. your eyes immediately widened and you loved it. you both worked until the song was perfected, even getting naomi to sing some backing vocals for you

when midnights was released the next week, fans went crazy when they found out naomi was the one playing the guitar in the background of your vocals. rumors immediately started circling but neither of you mentioned it, too scared to make the other uncomfortable in anyway

flash forward to when the eras tour was announced. naomi reposted so many pictures of the announcement and raved about you nonstop. it made you laugh but also a bit flustered. you and all your openers were just so excited to get started

muna and paramore opened for the first night of your tour in arizona (okay i know muna didn’t open that show but let a girl be delusional). paramore was obviously fucking amazing i’m a slut for haley williams and then muna went on after. you watched from right behind the stage and danced the whole time. you couldn’t keep your eyes off of naomi’s fingers. the way they plucked the guitar made you hot in the face

you pushed your thoughts away as you went on next and sang your heart out. you started crying on stage from all the cheering and love you felt

as the tour progressed and the more time you spent with naomi, it kept getting more difficult to contain yourself. you had never felt this much yearning in your life. from the way they made your cheeks hurt from laughing so much to how they looked while they gazed down at you with soft eyes, you were whipped. it kept getting harder and harder to be professional

it was a couple shows into the tour and you started to feel the exhaust creeping up. you had to keep a certain persona one while on stage, but when you were no longer in front of a stadium full of people, you collapsed. at that moment, you were sprawled on the couch in your dressing room, trying to take your platform boots off. as if they knew you needed them, naomi knocked on the door and walked into the room

you gave them an exhausted smile, still struggling with the shoes. “need some help there, sweetheart?” they laughed out in amusement. you gave them a deadpan look and they chuckled again, kneeling in front of you to tug your boots off. after the horrendous things were off your feet, you leaned back on the couch with a satisfied sigh. naomi stayed kneeling in front of you, massaging your tired legs

“what’re you doing?” you whispered out. “just helping you relax. you put too much stress on yourself, princess.” you felt your ears heat up at all the pet names. they had always called you those sweet things, but in your tired state, it was affecting you more

“mmh, come here,” you groaned and held your arms out. they laughed and obeyed your request, sitting down next to you on the couch and pulling you into their chest. you let out a hum and snuggled into them. they gazed down at you with affection that you couldn’t see

eventually, you opened your eyes and looked up at them. you were surprised to see them already looking at you. “what?” “nothing. you just look pretty, is all,” they said and tucked a piece of hair behind your ear. you scoffed, “shut up. i’m all sweaty and gross.” “still pretty.”

you didn’t know what to say next, so you just looked up at them. you both just stared at each other for a moment. you leaned in and naomi leaned in, neither taking action. but naomi made the decision for both of you, pressing their soft lips against yours. you had no time to contemplate the consequences, giving in and kissing them back fiercely. they smirked into your mouth at your desperation and deepened the kiss, pushing their tongue into your mouth

you suddenly pulled away. “wait, wait, wait.” “what? did i do something wrong?” you wanted to coo at naomi’s thoughtfulness. “no, nom, it’s not that. i just… don’t what this to affect the tour, y’know?” they nodded in understanding. “yeah, i get it. but i like you, sweetheart. i really, really like you. and if you don’t feel the same, we can forget this ever happened and—” you cut naomi’s rambling off with a kiss on their lips, effectively shutting them up. “i like you too.”

and with that, you two started to try to work things out. it was a slow start, since you two were in the midst of a tour, but it was nice. you had never felt this kind of connection before. with naomi's dirty jokes that always made you giggle a bit before smacking their shoulder, or the way they snuck into your tour bus almost every night

by the middle of the tour, you two were in full blown honeymoon stage. sure, it was quick, but you two spent almost every waking moment together. okay maybe you guys were u-haul lesbians

no one knew you two were a couple except for a handful of people. it was nice for a while, getting your privacy from the watchful eyes, but you both wanted to show each other off. maybe you two would post subtle pictures on your stories or hold hands while getting coffee at a rest stop. i can so see naomi posting a photo of just your hands, their fingers interlaced with yours with a little heart next to them. fans definitely notice your eras tour colored nails and instantly know it’s you. twitter goes WILDDD

singing directly to them while they sit in the vip section during love songs ('lover,' 'lavender haze,' 'cruel summer,' 'enchanted,' 'new romantics') <333 naomi knows the songs are about your exes but it doesn't matter, because now they have a new meaning. and also making side eyes at them during horny songs ('i can see you,' 'false god,' 'so it goes...'). they lose their shit every time you perform 'vigilante shit.' like they see you do the chair dance every show, but it still gets them. jo definitely takes pictures of naomi's face every time 😭

sometimes you bring muna on for certain songs. like if you feature them in some of your vault tracks (they give 1989 vibes but maybe that's just me). like dancing up against naomi during the song being horny on the mainnn and people eat it up. the internet exclusively refers to you guys as mother and father

you definitely let them pick your surprise songs. like they make a subtle suggestion and it's immediately being on the list for the night

phoebe and jo being disgusted by you guys but katie, lucy and julien think it's absolutely adorable. like maybe you two are cuddling up on the couch while the others are also there, giggling to yourselves quietly. phoebe literally saying "at this point just fuck" and jo starts laughing hysterically. katie and lucy slapping them on the shoulders while julien tries to hide her quiet giggles. naomi smirks and wiggles their eyebrows at the suggestion, to which you shove their face playfully

there are so many photos of you posing in your glittery bodysuits, naomi's hand always on your ass. they can't help it; the tights make your legs look amazing

you were known to be quite the schemer. you dropped easter eggs for your next project in almost everything. soon enough, naomi joins in on the shenanigans since you obviously tell them all your next moves. in every gayotic episode they say something sneaky with a giddy smile on their face. most of the time jo and katie aren't even in on it and they just end up as confused as everyone else

once the u.s. leg of your tour is over, you take a much needed break for about a year. during this time, you attend so many of muna's solo concerts. fans always spot you in the vip dancing and singing along to their songs. you two are so cute fr

© bitethehnd

[hurtyourego]

it’s the way watching top gun: maverick on my flight home made me think of a kacy au where kate’s basically a maverick before she turns into s1 whistler after her brother dies

she still has her moments of daredevilness but it’s more restrained now and only around people who knew her when noah was still her RIO

still debating on whether kai would be her hondo or warlock but jesse is def the cyclone version and her ice(wo)man is obvi jane (or maybe kai - hondo, jesse-warlock, and then curtis - cyclone before he warms up to her)

she pulls her niece’s papers so she doesn’t end up like her father but they haven’t talked in years and kate knows noah’s rolling in his grave over it (tack that on to another thing she feels immense guilt over)

her and lucy still have their three days, two nights stint before she gets shipped off to the desert for pulling some dumb shit but kate basically forces herself never to settle down w anyone bc if her brother couldn’t live on w his family why should she get a chance to make her own?

[newswiftieg]

helloo tumblrr :<

[sophietv]

The ULTIMATE LSK Thread Of Koincidences

I've decided to piece together all the Koincidences that I could find since fall 2019.

It's easy to not understand LSKs when you haven't seen all the flagging that they've been doing, especially with how the Lover Era went as well as Folkmore. But once you start to piece all those hints together in a timeline, it paints a pretty clear picture.

I've spent hours in both their social medias pages and searching for Timelines done by other amazing blogs on here.

I'll credit when needed and link to the timelines.

I'm used to doing threads on Twitter and posting everything, not just link. I'll do the same here because I've notice that a lot of posts linked into timelines on here were deleted. This way all the informations are in one place.

If there's things that I missed, don't hesitate to tell me and I'll update the thread!

IMPORTANT: I've linked all the important piece of Kaylor Lore when necessary for you to better understand the references. So when there's a (X) beside something, it's a link to more informations about that subject to help you better understand.

August 2019:

August 3rd: Karlie's birthday. Taylor posts the famous Bi Hearts Crispies Treats, that will star in the Lover Lyrics Video later too.

August 8th: Taylor is on the Cover of Vogue.

She is wearing a Cartier Love Ring. Karlie wears one too, she has wore it for a very long time now (years before this article) on her right ring finger.

Right ring finger is used by LGBTQ+ couples for marriage or to indicate that the person is in a serious relationship.

Karlie has been wearing hers a lot more (in almost all her pictures) since summer 2022. (X)

And it's the very definition of Love Locked Down (X)

On the website it says: "Lock in your love forever" (X)

August 16th: Lover is out as a single exactly 13 days after Karlie's birthday The lyrics video is completely filled with Kaylor's references. I did a thread on Twitter (X). Also, Lover lasts 3:41, wich is 143 backwards = I Love You.

August 18:

Karlie was listening to Lover on repeat on Spotify.

It was even reported by Taylor's news accounts on Twitter:

August 22:

Lover MV is out. Taylor uses the You Are In Love lyrics to announced it.

Confirming that it was inspired by those lyrics: "You two are dancing in a snow globe round and round" wich are a reference to VSFS 2013.

I will not do MV analysis in this thread because it will never end if I start. But I'll link them when I have.

Septembre 2019:

Septembre 9th :

Paris City Of Lover Concert.

The mural on the stage is extremely Kaylor Coded.

Here's a post I did about this (X)

Septembre 27th:

Eye theory reference by Karlie on Instagram

Ps: On this thread I'll refer to only the ones I find very clear, because there's so much.

If you don't know about The Eye Theory, it's a piece of lore extremely important. Here's a post I did about it (X).

Septembre 29th:

Karlie does a post leaving Paris and saying "Au Revoir" wich is oddly similar to a post Taylor did in May that year.

Octobre 2019:

Octobre 2nd:

Karlie talks in one of her Klossy video on YouTube about the time she cut her hair short. How at first she was insecure about it.

And she talks about the 2013 VSFS where it was the first time that she walked with her hair short.

And she says that people would come to her to say that they wanted the same haircut.... like Taylor did.

Octobre 29th:

Taylor posts on her Instagram about the International Cat Day. Karlie liked the post. (I'm pretty sure it's the last Taylor's post ever that she'd like).

Novembre 2019:

Novembre 13th:

Kaylor meeting anniversary (X)

Taylor:

The Lover Remix with Shawn Mendez is out.

There's the new line written by Taylor : "Look into my eyes they will tell you the truth, the girl in my story has always been you".

The Lover and the heart on her eye are now gold. (X)

The lyrics video is on a snow globe now, throwback to YAIL.

She announces the new remix all over New York's billboards.

Karlie

She releases a Klossy video where she shows what's on her phone.

And you see a sequence where she answers a group chat nammed BFFs, and Taylor is in it. (You see her Lover Instagram pfp of the time).

Novembre 24th:

Karlie announces on Instagram a new community phone number that you can use to text her.

And if you do... the text you receive says: "all other texts are coming from ME!"...

Also...Eye Theory.

Novembre 25th :

Taylor performs Lover at the AMA.

During the number, there's a ballerina dancing that seems to always want to go toward Taylor but keeps coming back to the man instead.

There's even a moment where she's drawn back to the man and hit him to run back to Taylor, but he brings her back to him.

The Ballerina is Misty Copeland. (and here's the scene described above)

Source of the video: iwanthermidnightz (X)

In April 2017 Karlie said in an interview for Love Magazine with Derek Blasberg that she was fan on Misty Copeland. (X)

Ballet is VERY important for Karlie since she was young.

Misty follows both Karlie and Taylor on Instagram

And in 2021, she wore a "Like a Kloss" shirt on pictures she posted.

Decembre 2019:

Decembre 4th:

Kissgate anniversary (X)

Taylor wears the Victoria Secret Angel Ring.

She wore this ring for the first time on Octobre 23rd 2016, the last time Karlie and Taylor were papped together at an event (Drake's birthday) AKA 2190 days exactly since Midnights release (Glitch).

See my Love Blackout post for more informations (X) She wore it ever since at important events to signal Karlie.

Decembre 10th:

Taylor post Cats promotion on Instagram with picture of her through a giant door.

The next episode of Project Runway, Karlie walks though a giant door the same way for a Cats promo.

Decembre 11th:

Eye Theory post on Karlie's Instagram

Decembre 17th:

Karlie post a video on Klossy where she mentions falconery, seemingly out of context with what she was saying. And put an accent on it by having a Falcon animation.

Wich is interesting because back in August, Taylor released the Lover Lyrics Video with a lot of Kaylor references (see the link I put back in august).

But on that video, there's a reference to their Big Sur second trip (X)

With a picture of Taylor holding a falcon.

Decembre 31st:

Karlie post a collection of her Vogue covers on Instagram.

And there's the one that she did with Taylor. (X)

There you have it!

Fall of 2019.

It's pretty loud but honnestly in the Timeline, it's the less loud period of all.

Things gets REALLY interesting toward 2020-2021 and SUPER loud in 2022 and SCREAMS in 2023.

I'll continue this thread tomorrow but rebloging and adding to it years by years.

If there's things I missed don't hesitate to tell me so I'll add it!

I'll probably edit this to add things if there's things I forgot. I'll note everytime something is added.

This Masterpost helped me make this part (X)

The 2020 Part 1 is ready here (X)

[heda-heather]

The last chapter of 113 was beautiful. You're so talented. This is hands down the most amazing Kaylor fanfic I've ever read (not AU). I can wait to read more. It's like Christmas morning for me when you upload a new chapter. Please never abandon it. 💜💚

Who am I… if not the author of 113?

Thank you so much for your kind words. It means the world. 🫶

[spade-riddles]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 My Personal Take 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The New Year midnight is nearly upon us.

As we March into the sunset, 2022 is not the only thing that will expire at midnight.

A fresh page…a new chapter.

Au revoir, à bientôt en tournée.

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-I have a sneaky suspicion that Taylor will either perform in Times Square on NYE or she will drop the Lavender Haze music video (or both).

-Karlie and the devil's contract ends at midnight on December 31, 2022. This is consistent with all of the '22' signals about a 'divorce' and 'last client'.

This riddle fits:

♠️ The turn of the decade befalls the facade. - 11/09/2019

10 years - decade - of bearding (2012-2022)

-They may have a sunset clause from January 1 until March (hence the capital M on March). A sunset clause would mean no more stunting. Just financial payouts. Keep in mind that Thrive Capital always announces its "Fund" results in February. So he would not want a 'divorce' announced until the fund closes. Perhaps Karlie gets some financial payout for this in the sunset period since he always stunts hard with her at this time of year due to the 'fund' drive.

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@chickawah23 brought up a ♠️ riddle that fits with this line of thinking:

♠️ Ides of March, they say beware but prior till the day unveils, one or two may see right through, the nine that sit in its view. - 1/30/2020

What is beware the Ides of March?

in Shakespeare's play "Julius Caesar," a warning given to Caesar about March 15, the day on which he was assassinated (= killed).

The beard is officially 'killed' and the one or two could be the two months between contract end date - December 31, and sunset clause end date - March).

-The last sentence [Goodbye, see you on tour] in French, could mean several things. First, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 anon is going to the tour, too! Second, international tour dates are coming soon (hence the use of French language). Third, a good bye to us, and reminding us of the song Paris (which we believe is significant to Kaylor). Fourth, goodbye' to a beard.

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To be bigly optimistic: Taylor is performing on NYE and dropping Lavender Haze, Karlie is done with Jerk on December 31, 2022, and Taylor is dropping Toe ('goodbye) no later than March. There is no sunset clause. Rather, Kaylor walks into the sunset in March!

“As we March into the sunset”

[bisluthq]

how would you rank the subgroups of haylors, kaylors, swiftgrons, tayvises and maylors etc based on insanity lmao

Kaylors most insane obviously because like they're literally delusional and literally nothing they believe is even remotely true

Haylors because while they did date, it was literally over 10 years ago and they have fuck all in common. Also soooo much of Haylor "evidence" is just Kaylor level made up nonsense like the thing about that fucking cat.

Tenerife Sea for Taylor truthers. I just… no lol. Ed is a close friend with an intense professional rivalry with her. He’s never in his life been comforted by having her at an event where they are both in competition with one another.

Both the Widows lol and Joe is Evil truthers. That was v much a real relationship but the conclusions these besties have arrived at are funky af. Also they use a lot of stuff that’s just blatantly fictional and I’m not into it and rewrite history a lot and I just don’t fuck with them

Swiftgrons because while their thing is just… wrong… it's a harmless crack theory that COULD have been real in an AU and the stuff they use as "evidence" - the tattoo and Tumblr and stuff - is not insane. Also while they both had bfs pretty much through their entire friendship, the bf’s changed and one was Harold who was clearly unserious so it's not like Karlie with a whole ass SERIOUS bf so hey like if this hadn't been denied by everyone involved and didn't make all too much sense tl wise, it would actually be a a less batty theory than WD for Skarsgard. Also I'm gonna be real, I've never really seen Swifthrons bothering anyone like they just vibe to their lil gay crack theory and fair enough lol

Maylors because those girlies were onto some stuff. The level of reaching is and has been stupid but like fair play, they did date and they were in deep, and highkey they were sending signs to each other through performances and stuff so hey like all that did happen irl.

Tayvises. They're not that crazy at all - they just really like the tall tree with their fave pop star. They do often say she "manifested" him in songs and like tbh it's cute more than anything bc they don't think these were signs sent to them. They basically just like the current relationship and that's very sweet.

[ravensinthedaylight]

yessss hogwarts au!!!!!!

which houses do you think kaylor is in?

slytherin Tay and ravenclaw Karlie! though it's open for debate at the moment.

[luulapants]

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The Fix | Destiel | Explicit | 12,440 words | Work-In-Progress

American Politics AU. Republican Congressman Dean Winchester, at risk of losing his reelection, makes an unwitting deal with the devil: a wealthy corporate donor intent on controlling a closeted politician through blackmail and bribery. Castiel Novak, a political fixer, is there to make sure their asset does as he's told.

Some Cruel Tide | Mature | 4,318 words | Complete

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Season 1 AU in which the consequences of Some Cruel Tide are explored. Dean’s relationship with his father is more strained, his devotion more intense, and Sam is increasingly able to see through the cracks in Dean’s paranoid facade. Featuring Cassie Robinson and Deacon Kaylor as prominent side characters. Warnings for internalized homophobia and discussions of past trauma and trauma responses.

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Season 2 continuation. Following the events of A Cliff That Knew Too Many Tides Dean and Sam must navigate their father's war against the yellow-eyed demon without him. But John hasn't left Dean, not really.

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[jlf23tumble]

modern day kaylor truthers remind more of ziam…ners? ziamrries? anyways lmao u get it

Oh, I get it, but I would argue modern-day kaylor truthers actually mirror larries, especially if we're talking kaylors/larries in 2023. Like, are they any ziamners active today? Meanwhile, you can swap out the names and the reaches and the lyrical references, change the numbers, keep the color blue, and kablamo, AU time!

[ashilrak]

What projects/fics do you have planned for when haunt me then is completed?

My first priority will be my exchange fic! After that, I think I might work on finishing up the fantasy au percabeth series! Gamma Rho Kappa started as a spur of the moment idea, so I might go back to that too.

Outside of finishing up existing projects, I have a couple docs open right now I might do something with. One is Apollo/Annabeth/Percy and the other is playing with Athena/Percy? Though the second one is very much nothing more than a bullet point and if I do end up writing will probably be more of a character study.

Another idea that's been bouncing around my brain is a result of having been stuck on the Taylor Swift side of TikTok for a while (specifically the Gaylors) [this is now being replaced now that Beyonce's tour has started but that's another thing entirely] and my newfound love for the concept of Annabeth/Aphrodite. This would probably end up being ~30kish and extremely self-indulgent, but the basic premise is that it's a Taylor Swift AU with a kaylor twist with Annabeth as Taylor and Aphrodite as Karlie Kloss. This would end in them getting together, but this would also mean making Percy Joe, and I don't know if I can do that to him. I'm honestly not really a Swiftie so don't know all the ins and outs of how that'd work or if I'd do any research into it, but that's the idea.

But honestly, I don't really know! I might end up taking a bit of a break. We shall see where the tide takes me 💛

[conditionaljewel]

Trying to get in the zone to continue writing this Imodna x Kaylor modern au fic but I’m just not the right kind of high so tired that all I can do is sit here and space out to the hockey game ughhh

[daisyandbabydoll-blog]

you are the best thing that’s ever been m i n e

** made this when I was @kaylorinstagram ... since been locked out of my account and someone actually reported this edit to Tumblr for adult content. Nice homophobia! 

[kaylorinstagram]

We are alone, just you and me Up in your room and our slates are clean Just twin fire signs Four blue eyes So you were never a saint And I've loved in shades of wrong We learn to live with the pain Mosaic broken hearts But

this love is brave and wild

[bisluthq]

Why did I click on that kaylor konspiracy link? Like why? Lmao they truly believe they live in a simulation don't they... Seriously they used everybody's eyes and related "eye" With "I" 😂😂😂

also think about it it's genius everybody has eyes and everything can be a klue🤷‍♀️😂😂 GENIUSES..

I don’t actually worry so much about the nutjob herself because I think she does it semi ironically. Like she’s obviously fucked in the head but she’s always like “lmao idk this is possible” and it’s not but whatever like she has fertility issues or whatever and if what makes her happy is like imagining an AU with two blonde ladies whatever fucking floats her boat.

What freaks me out is how many people buy into it. There’s that gay chick on TikTok with the HUGE following who has explicitly endorsed the eye “theory” and presumably a lot of her followers do too.

It’s fucking crazy lmao.

[kaleid-tay-scope]

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