#keri x ryder

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Sara Ryder Master Post

✧ BASICS ✧ Full Name: Sara Elizabeth Ryder Pronouns: She/her Date of Birth: 28 Mar 2154 Place of Birth: The Citadel (Widow System in the Milky Way) Height: 5'11" (180 cm) Weight: ~160 lbs Body Type: Absolutely shredded Eye Color: Light blue Hair Color: Dark bronze brown

✧ PERSONALITY & SKILLS ✧ MBTI: ISTP Training: Operative Combat Profile: Infiltrator

✧ RELATIONSHIPS ✧ Father: Alec Ryder Mother: Ellen Ryder Brother: Scott Ryder (born 2157) Closet Friends: - Vetra Nyx - Jaal Ama Darav - Nakmor Drack Partners: - Jonathan Barrett (ex-fiance; remained in the Milky Way) - Keri T'Vessa (ex; fling) - Reyes Vidal (ex; fling) - Dr. Harry Carlyle

✧ NOTES ✧ - This is an updated version of the Sara Ryder I created in 2017/2018. Her personality and pre-Andromeda history hasn't changed too much, but she is older during the events of the game (about 31). - She and Scott are not twins; she's the eldest sibling by about 3 years. However, he has his shit together way more than she does, lmao. They have a great relationship, and Sara considers him one of her best friends. - Sara is very much Alec's daughter--Smart, curious to a fault, tough, ambitious, and does not like being told what to do. (Don't tell her that, though.) - She met the basic requirements for N7 training back in the Milky Way, but was denied officially due to her pattern of insubordination in the Alliance. The real reason was political--aka because of her pariah of a father. She still holds a grudge about it. - Sara and Harry met about a month before leaving for Andromeda--Alec invited (well, insisted, really) Harry to join them at the Ryder family compound for some pre-launch training and SAM assessments.

Tags and relevant links updated under the cut:

Last updated: 10 Jan 24

✧ SARA'S TAGS ✧

👩‍🚀 oc: sara ryder

💖 fave: sara ryder

🖼️ art: sara ryder

🔖 fic: sara ryder

✨ oc inspo: sara ryder

💑 ship: harry x sara

💖 fave: harry x sara

🔖 fic: harry x sara

✧ CHARACTER SHEETS & MEMES ✧

Aesthetic Builder

About My OC (out of date as of this post)

Bold the Traits/Aesthetics

OC Relationships

OC Negative Traits

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MOST ANTICIPATED HORROR MOVIES OF 2023 | The Grue-Crew Share Their Top 10 Genre Films

Welcome to HORROR NEWS RADIO for December 28, 2022. JOIN US FOR casting news for the MOST ANTICIPATED HORROR MOVIES OF 2023. Doc Rotten hosts HNR, the official GRUESOME MAGAZINE HORROR NEWS podcast along with the scariest, goriest, bloodiest co-hosts on the 'Net.

Crystal Cleveland, the Livin6dead6irl

Christopher G. Moore, Award-Winning Filmmaker

Brian W. Smith, Award-Winning Screenwriter

Chad Hunt, Comic book Artist and Co-Host of Decades of Horror

MOST ANTICIPATED HORROR MOVIES OF 2023

Crystal Cleveland

Teen Wolf

Meg 2: Trench

Scream 6

Pale Blue Eye

Saw X

The Exorcist

M3GAN

Infinity Pool

Renfield

Evil Dead Rise

Brian W. Smith

Last Train to New York

The Black Demon

Meg 2: Trench

Renfield

Knock at the Cabin

Maxxxine

Last Voyage of Demeter

M3GAN

Cocaine Bear

Scream 6

Chad Hunt

Renfield

Saw X

Meg 2: Trench

Infinity Pool

Cocaine Bear

M3GAN

Knock at the Cabin

Last Voyage of the Demeter

The Exorcist

Evil Dead Rise

Christopher G. Moore

Sick

Beau Is Afraid

Kids vs Aliens

Renfield

Maxxxine

Scream 6

Last Train to New York

M3GAN

Cocaine Bear

Evil Dead Rise

Doc Rotten

09/08 The Nun 2

Director: Michael Chaves (The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It)

Writer: Akela Cooper (Malignant)

Cast: Taissa Farmiga, Bonnie Aarons, Storm Reid

07/07 Insidious 5: Fear the Dark

Director: Patrick Wilson

Writer: Scott Teems (Halloween Kills)

Cast: Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Ty Simpkins

04/14 Renfield

Director: Chris McKay

Writers: Robert Kirkman, Ryan Ridley

Cast; Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, Shohreh Aghdashloo

10/13 The Exorcist 2022

Director: David Gordon Green (Halloween)

Writers: Peter Sattler, Scott Teems

Cast: Leslie Odom Jr., Ann Dowd, Ellen Bursten

2023: Last Train to New York

Director: Timo Tjahjanto

Writer: Gary Dauberman

02/03 Knock at the Cabin

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Writer: M. Night Shyamalan, Steve Desmond, Michael Sherman

Cast: Dave Boutista, Rupert Grint, Jonathan Groff

02/24 Cocaine Bear

Director: Elizabeth Banks

Writer: Jimmy Warden

Cast: Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich

01/06 M3GAN

Director: Gerard Johnstone

Writer: Akela Cooper

Cast: Allison Willams, Ronny Chieng, Violet McGraw

04/21 Evil Dead Rise

Director: Lee Cronin (13 Steps to Hell - 50 States of Fright)

Writer: Lee Cronin, Sam Raimi

Cast: Alyssa Sutherland, Lily Sullivan, Morgan Davies

08/11 Haunted Mansion

Director: Justin Simien (Bad Hair)

Writer: D.V. DeVincentis, Katie Dippold, Guillermo del Toro

Cast: Rosario Dawson, LaKeith Stanfield, Dan Levy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder, Owen Wilson, Jared Leto, Tiffany Haddis

Check out this episode!

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[nerdynicwriting]

Need help deciding who to romance in #masseffectandromeda? Here's just the link (with detailed walkthrough videos) for your romantic heart: https://www.gamersdecide.com/articles/mass-effect-andromeda-best-romance

[inoshatrynn]

Speaking of Keri T'Vessa, she now owns my 30th published Mass Effect: Andromeda fanfic! Have a surprise fluffy drabble. Also MY NAKED CHARACTERS TROPE REARS IT'S HEAD AGAIN! Pair: Keri T'Vessa x F!Ryder Rating: M

[shadowglens]

mass effect!

also asked by @forcekenobi, ty guys!

the first character i ever fell in love with: god i feel like it was probably kaidan, or maybe joker? a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: if anything i think i’ve fallen more in love with the mass effect cast rather than growing to dislike them lol a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: my mass effect ships haven’t really changed at all since i first played the games my ultimate favorite character™: kaidan, reyes, andersen, miranda prettiest character: miranda, keri t’vessa, liara my most hated character: kai leng if i had to choose?? i never did like the ripoff bucky barnes my OTP: shenko, shawson or reyder (i’m definitely ride or die for these three, my faves) my NOTP: idk probably any me:a incest shipping, or miranda/jack favorite episode game: me2 for Everything, but also me3 because of the shenko content and the angst saddest death: andersen. space dad ..... (also i do cry a little whenever alec dies in mea so i guess i have a weakness for my fictional dad’s dying rip)  least favorite season game: me1 purely because of it’s age, but i’m really looking forward to replaying it when the remaster comes out character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: don’t get me wrong i do like garrus, but not in the almost crazy way the fandom seems to my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: jack, reyes my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: kaidan, miranda, ash, jaal my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: all my mass effect ships are pretty tame i think my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: ryder x jaal, shepard x vega (but only when it’s done right), shepard x joker

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Mass Effect Rules & Characters List

*Please specify if the reader is Shepard! Or Ryder!*

Who I Will Write

✓ Tali'Zorah

✓ Garrus Vakarian

✓ Liara T'Soni

✓ Urdnot Wrex

✓ Mordin Solus

✓ Thane Krios

✓ Captain Kirrahe

✓ Sha'ira

✓ Shiala

ME:A

✓ Vetra Nyx

✓ Liam Kosta

✓ Jaal Ama Darav

✓ Peebee

✓ Dr. Suvi Anwar

✓ Kallo Jath

✓ Dr. Lexi T'Perro

✓ Avitus Rix

✓ Nakmor Kesh

✓ Avela Kjar

✓ Zevin Raeka

✓ Vederia Damali

Who I Won't Write

X Ashley Willians

X Kaidan Alenko

X Miranda Lawson

X Jacob Taylor

X James Vega

X Steve Cortez

X Morinth

X Aria T'Loak

X Jeff "Joker" Moreau

X Dr. Chakwas

X Kelly Chambers

X Samantha Traynor

X Kai Leng

X Jack

X Samara

ME:A

X Cora Harper

X Nakmor Drack

X Reyes Vidal

X Keri T'Vessa

X Moshae Sjefa

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Might do 1 Fanfic in trade for fanart art

So I wanna do a trade with one person with artistic skills. I usually do these with @auqroix but they are currently busy with projects and other things. I just love their art a lot hahaha

Anyway I will gladly write a 5-7k oneshot fanfic in trade for fanart. Now I know there are a lot fandoms people can enjoy so I compiled a list below as to what fandoms, ships and characters I can and won’t/can’t do.

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Fandoms I can do:

- Rwby

- Dragon Age

- Elder Scrolls (Skyrim or Elder Scrolls Online only)

- overwatch

- Mass effect (1-3 & Andromeda)

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Ships im comfortable doing (most are wlw ships) :

- White Rose (area of expertise)

- bumbleby (dabbled a little bit in it)

- Fem!Warden x Leliana

- Fem! Hawke x Isabella

- Fem!Inquisitor x Josephine Montilyet (experimented with it)

- widowtracer (tracer x widowmaker) (also experimented)

- Symbra (symmetra x sombra)

- Meka mechanic (Brigette lindholm x d.va)

- pharmercy (Pharah x Mercy)

- female elder scrolls character x any female npc (ones you can romance or wanted to romance)

- Fem!Shep x Liara

- Fem!Ryder x Peebee

- Fem!Ryder x Suvi

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Pairings I am willing to do:

- monochrome/checkmate

- Ladybug

- freezerburn

- milk and cereal (pyrrha x ruby)

- Somva (sombra x d.va)

- Fem!Inquisitior x sera

- Fem!Hawke x Merril

- Fem!Shep x Any female character

- Fem!Ryder x Keri

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Things I won’t do or write:

- M/F pairings (personal reasons)

- M/M pairings (because I’m not a male and I can’t write from a male perspective I’d just make a mess of it)

- Pedophilic ships e.g. Winter x Yang, Cinder x Ruby etc. (mass effect excluded due to aliens having different life spans and laws that considers them “adults”)

- Incest ships (self explanatory)

Ps: If there is a certain RWBY wlw pairing or any other fandom pairing that you enjoy that you want me to add to the list simply comment in the reply section.

If multiple people are interested I’ll have to do a random choosing. As I only have time to one trade.

If you are interested here is a List Of My Work

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S x S: An Old Earth Tradition

Platonic Suvi and Sara! This was for day 2 of the MERweek2018 prompts, now being posted on day four (whoops)!

EDIT: added picture, meant to for these but I kept forgetting when I uploaded 😅

Shortie, but hopefully a goodie :D

We have so many pictures together. At least one taken on every planet we’ve been to, except Habitat-7 or Ryder-01 as it’s now called. Suvi was one of the first true friends I had made on my journey, she actively sought me out when I felt the world crumbling around me. It wasn’t exactly an ‘old earth tradition’ that I taught her, but it did start when taking a photo of one’s self or ‘selfie’ as they used to call it, and some still do to this day, was easiest. They took it with mobile phones instead of datapads or omni-tools, or the floating camera bots the reporters have. In any case, it became ingrained into our culture fast, and we were surprised when the other species took part in a similar act. Especially turians who love to document their history and wars, it’s of course less silly and fun, but it was nice to see Vetra actively engaging in our shenanigans.

There was only one more planet. An inside out planet made entirely by the remnant. Meridian. Suvi and I planned to meet and wander outside for a bit before taking our picture. Each time it was like this, of course, we had to be quiet and sneaky because most inhabitants on other planets wanted to kill us and Suvi wasn’t entirely keen on holding a gun. Our pictures always held just us, and then others. I would take photos with the rest, and definitely as a group, later. But Suvi and I were merely exploring for the most suitable spot. Keri, a sweet reporter, wanted plenty of video and photos for her report, SAM had already broadcasted the victory in many ways which gave Keri plenty to work with. Seeing the crew all together after the battle in a beautiful spot, alive, would give the sleepers hope when they woke up. Especially if another disaster came about so soon.

Suvi and I walked on dirt roads, surrounded by a sci-fi fantasy, like nature fully accepted man-made works. Symbiosis. “Isn’t beautiful?” I gasped.

“Oh, definitely. Think we could ever do the same?” She asked.

I looked at her, careful to not trip over anything on the ground. “Hmm… Not sure. It would take many lifetimes, human ones at that. But, when we found the prothean tech on Mars, things did happen a lot rapidly than expected.”

“Think this has changed your mind on where to live?” She smiled. Suvi was still looking at the ground, for we had both tripped, and sometimes fallen, on various natural traps of sticks, rocks, and air.

“It is beautiful.” I thought for a moment. “But, I don’t know. I would want to wait until things have settled down much more and see if we aren’t trying to live on some inactive Star Destroyer.”

She chuckled, “Nothing’s perfect.”

“This spot over here looks great, though.” I pointed towards a calmed river leading into a deep lake. “Only thing is missing is a waterfall.” I joked.

“Think we should take tests to see if it’s picture-worthy?”

“Oh, yes. We will need to take many different samples of the various angles and lighting effects. Could have drastic outcomes dependant on the variables.” I wasn’t much of a pure scientist like she was, I trained in engineering. So, smashing things together to see if they work, especially words, was one of my specialities.

She snorted. “Yes, but time is a variable here. In the hour it takes to get back, the other variables will have changed. Since they are dependant on time.”

I thought for a moment. “Bah, let’s just take the damn pictures.” I heard her agree as she chortled. At least the smiling will have come naturally.

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A Glance at the Sun

Mass Effect Andromeda Fic - Camille Ryder x LIam Kosta - Pre-relationship  Here is my take on the first Christmas in Andromeda for Camille. Hope you enjoy!

Morale among Initiative staff had been on an upward trend, and nothing could keep that going like a big holiday party. With that in mind Addison had suggested that the station celebrate the Earth holiday of Christmas. The timing was perfect. She hoped that a party would demonstrate the good that could come from supporting the Initiative. Tann however announced the celebration was “In honor of the Human Pathfinder and her recent accomplishments.”

She knew what being manipulated was like, and this was definitely it. Forcing her to be involved to help boost morale put more strain on her, and she was quite frankly tired of “Eight” yanking her around when she had important leads to follow. Camille wanted to call bullshit, and take her crew elsewhere, but couldn’t bring herself to do it. The Salarian’s scheming aside, Ryder was astonished by the decor and lights squirreled away in personal -and even official - Nexus supplies. Overnight the station workers transformed the place to look like a proper winter wonderland. With her team, and so many others, excited with the prospect, she didn’t have it in her to deny them the chance to let loose.

Instead of having the mother of all tantrums, hiding in her room with corney holiday vids, she found herself watching the festivities from Addison’s office. With any luck people would forget she was around, and she could slink back to the Tempest. One hand gripping the glass barrier, she sipped whatever beverage Dutch was calling wine, and attempted to avoid eye contact with everyone. Her plan backfired quickly as a slightly tipsy -and very handsy- Keri T’Vessa found her. Her normally professional friend had obviously drank a little too much, and was a decidedly friendly drunk.

Ryder broke free, ushered her into Hakim’s waiting arms, and rushed to the Operation’s balcony. She was flustered and blushing profusely. She knew Keri would be mortified by the interaction once sober. Smoothing out her dress, she tucked her hair behind her ear and took the opportunity to survey the area. Gil had commandeered a table, and set up an impromptu game of poker. By the look on his face, she believed he was already making a killing. Vetra was not far away, talking shop like always. She smiled to herself, the idea of the Turian taking a night off was too amusing.

Drack held court, pretending to hate the attention he was getting. Nexus Security -especially the humans- pleading for war stories and tips from the grizzled war veteran. She attempted to look casual as she glanced his way. Pretending not to be looking for anyone specific, but knowing full well that if Liam was going to be anywhere, it was near Drack. Despite their squabbles, Drack won him over with his tough love attitude that didn’t fool anyone.

She would never admit to actively keeping tabs on Liam. She toyed with the idea of confessing how she felt about him, but shoved the idea back down time and time again. Getting caught up in his teasing and flirting happened far too often. When she stepped back, silent witness to his interactions with others, she doubted that he saw her as anything special. He had a natural ease and charm, a disarming smile, and no shortage of admirers.  Ryder really had no interest in seeing him be the life of the party, no interest in playing savior of the galaxy while nursing a broken heart. Especially since he had done nothing but show her kindness.  She would never accuse him of leading her on, however, she allowed herself to rush into infatuation faster than she previously assumed possible.

Glutton for punishment that she was, she scanned the room for him, heart plummeting when she didn’t find him. She was being an idiot. Why could she handle fighting Kett, playing diplomat, and general Pathfinding, but she couldn’t talk to a guy? A very goofy guy. Hell, she could do this. She tossed her drink back, downing her mostly full glass in one go, and stopped by the makeshift bar. Shared a pointed look with Anan T’Mari, and reached behind the counter, helping herself to a bottle of alcohol. If she was going to speak to the object of her affections, tell him she was falling madly in love with him, she was going to need more courage than she had at present. Of course, her entire plan hinged on Liam being somewhere she could find him. Should she inquire about him? That wouldn’t be unusual, right? Just looking in on her squadmates, nothing that anyone could take out of context…

Like a sign from the universe, Drack appeared next to her at the bar, ordered something strong, and grumbled. “What’s got you looking like a jumpy little pyjak?”

“I don’t… what do you mean? Nothing going on here, just relaxing, hanging out….chilling.” She cringed internally, did she actually say that aloud?

He laughed, a deep rumble, and gave her a pat on the back, “Is being uncomfortable part of this Christmas of yours? The boy looked a little green, too.”

“Liam’s not feeling well?” she asked, quickly feigning plucking at imaginary lint; fighting to appear nonchalant, but the urge to bolt making her skin itch.

“Mmmhmm,” Drack grunted his assent, pausing to drink, “he got this queasy look about him like a bronto kicked him in the quad.”

“That doesn’t sound good. Maybe someone should go check on him?”

“Probably.”

“So…I should go.”

“Not stopping you, kid.”

“Ok…right. I guess I’ll do that.” Camille grabbed for her pilfered alcohol, two glasses, and walked quickly to the tram, happily leaving the Christmas party behind.

**

Liam stalked to the Tempest. The artificial air of the Nexus only slightly cooler than the interior area hosting the party. The bodies packed together had done nothing to settle his nerves. He would be lying if he hadn’t thought of trying to get Camille alone at some point, hoping to use the crowd in his favor. Maybe casually drop how pretty she looked, even if that didn’t come close to describing what he felt. When she first stepped on stage with Tann, his heart had damn near stopped. She wore a cream tulle skirt that hit her knees, and a burgundy long sleeve sweater. The heels on their own were enough to send him into shock. Sure, Ryder always looked good. She was fighting fit, got dirty on missions, and filled out the armor. But seeing her in a dress, all shapely legs, and hair curling around her neck, had him reeling.

When did everything go all pear shaped? He was standing around, trying to be obvious, in case she was looking to talk to him. Or making sure he would see her first in case some other bugger tried to talk her up. He didn’t count on the damn Asari. Were they snogging and he hadn’t noticed? That didn’t seem right, and the gossip mongers would have caught wind if she was in a relationship. Even struggling to survive, people loved their tabloids.

Inside the ship, he wandered a bit, not quite sure what to do. The quiet of the ship never settled right with him. Thoughts came unbidden, and when he had time to think, he realized how much he missed. Everything he lost, and most of it gone for good. He rolled up his sleeves, and took a good look around. Camille had a fake Christmas tree set up in the hangar bay. She begged them all to help her decorate it. Some weird team building kick she was on. Ryder had been so cute and hopeful, he had volunteered to help, even though everyone else said no.

It took them three hours. The lights had been easy, some multi colored strand she got from the Nexus. The hard part had been coming up with ornaments. They ended up using strange bits of things - cereal box pieces tied with string for Vetra, playing cards for Gil, shiny rocks for Suvi. All random ridiculous items for each member of their mixed up crew. Liam lay on the floor and stuck his head under the tree. He stared up at the lights, squinting his eyes, watching them blur. He had done it often as a kid. Mum had shown him, told him it was her favorite part about the tree. Lights shimmering, ornaments reflecting light, quiet and calm.

“Is there room for one more under that tree?”

He closed his eyes, he knew her voice like the melody of his favorite song, and damn if it wasn’t the best thing he’d heard all night. “Course, always room, Pathfinder.” She had been walking towards him, but he could see her now bare feet pause mid stride. She always hesitated when he used her title. He felt like such an arse at times. Not knowing what made him use the title. She had a name, had asked him to use it once, but it always felt wrong. Like he wasn’t respecting her somehow.

She set her shoes down on the floor, and slid next to him. Shoulder to shoulder, hands nearly touching, hair spilling around her like a halo,  it was certainly the closest they had been out of armor. Liam swore he could feel the heat of her, the scent of roses and jasmine pulling him closer than appropriate. God he was in love, and she didn’t have a clue what effect she had on him. Probably thought he was a replacement brother since hers was out of commission. “This is a great spot for a party, sorry if I’m crashing it,” she finally said breaking the silence that had fallen around them.

“No worries, Camille. I just…that was a bit much for me. Room full of people, guess I’ve gotten used to being on the Tempest out in space.”

She sighed, and rubbed a hand up and down her arm, “Yeah, I get it. Things have been different. Not what I expected at any rate. It’s exhausting being Pathfinder. I wish…”

Liam turned his head to look at her, “Alright?”

She let out a half laugh, “It’s stupid isn’t it. Mom and Dad both gone, I don’t have a clue if Scott will ever wake up, and it’s the first Christmas in Andromeda. I’m not the only person that’s missing family, but I feel so alone.” Her voice cracked and Liam reached over for her hand, holding it tightly in his own. “Everyone wants something from me, and I can’t stop thinking about what I would be doing if we hadn’t left Earth.”

He knew, knew exactly how that felt, and damn if having first hand knowledge didn’t make his heart break for her even more. “Tell me,” he offered voice a little rough with emotion. “What else did you get up to? Bet you were a right piece. Your poor mum having to deal with two of you.”

She laughed, genuinely this time, amber eyes dancing with mischief mingled with unshed tears. “Oh we did all the normal things like rummaging through mom’s closet to find presents early. We still did that, even though we were grown. Sang along terribly while we watched Muppet Christmas Carol on repeat. Mom baked, amazing and delicious things, and always let us lick up the batter.” She went quiet for a moment, then continued in a whisper, “I’m such a jerk.”

“What’s that? I don’t follow.”

“Here I am whining like a brat, and you are probably suffering more.” She rolled out from under the tree, skirt puffing up hiding her legs, making her look like a mermaid in ocean foam. She tugged at his hand, pulling him along with her. She smiled, huge and unguarded, and if he had thought she was beautiful before, he had been very wrong. Seeing her true smile was like stealing a glance at the sun, bright and warm. She set him on fire from the inside out. Picking up a bottle of wine, and waving it in his face she supplied, “I swiped this from the bar, I’m going to drink it all, are you going to make me do it alone?”

“Hell no, Ryder. Pour away.” He watched her face as she concentrated on filling each glass to the brim, tossing him a grin when she achieved her goal. They clinked their glasses together, then Liam leaned over voice soft and said, “I have Muppet Christmas Carol on vid, and I’ll share my comfy couch.”

“This is why you are my favorite man in the universe,” she squealed kissing him soundly on the cheek. He sat dumbstruck as she stood and began to walk out, leaving her shoes behind. She looked over her shoulder, eyebrow raised and asked, “You coming?”

“Wouldn’t miss it, Ryder.” He scrambled up, trying not to spill his drink, hoping there might be something between them after all. He wouldn’t press it tonight, only a sod would take advantage of a woman’s loneliness, but he would tell her soon. He wasn’t fool enough to let her slip away.

[thebryanandsilvergarbage]

The Drama Main Races - 2017

BEST DRAMA SERIES:

The Americans (F/X)

Better Call Saul (AMC)

The Crown (Netflix)

The Handmaid’s Tale (Hulu)

Stranger Things (Netflix)

This Is Us (NBC)

Westworld (HBO)

Lead Actor in a Drama Series:

THE AMERICANS - Matthew Rhys as Philip Jennings (F/X)

BETTER CALL SAUL - Bob Odenkirk as Jimmy McGill (AMC)

HOUSE OF CARDS - Kevin Spacey as President Frank Underwood (Netflix)

MR. ROBOT - Rami Malek as Elliot Alderson (USA)

RAY DONOVAN - Liev Schreiber as Ray Donovan (Showtime)

THIS IS US - Sterling K. Brown as Randall Pearson (NBC) THIS IS US - Milo Ventimiglia as Jack Pearson (NBC)

Lead Actress in a Drama Series:

THE AMERICANS - Keri Russell as Elizabeth Jennings (F/X) THE CROWN - Claire Foy as Queen Elizabeth II (Netflix)

THE GOOD FIGHT - Christine Baranski as Diane Lockhart (CBS All-Access)

THE HANDMAID’S TALE - Elisabeth Moss as Offred (Hulu) HOMELAND - Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison (Showtime)

HOUSE OF CARDS - Robin Wright as Claire Underwood (Netflix)

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER - Viola Davis as Annalise Keating (ABC)

Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:

BETTER CALL SAUL - Giancarlo Esposito as Gustavo Fring (AMC)

BETTER CALL SAUL - Michael McKean as Chuck McGill (AMC) THE CROWN - Jared Harris as King George VI (Netflix)

THE CROWN - John Lithgow as Sir Winston Churchill (Netflix)

MR. ROBOT - Christian Slater as Mr. Robot (USA)

RAY DONOVAN - Jon Voight as Mickey Donovan (Showtime)

WESTWORLD - Jeffrey Wright as Bernard Lowe (HBO)

Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:

THE AFFAIR - Maura Tierney as Helen Solloway (Showtime)

BATES MOTEL - Vera Farmiga as Norma Louise Bates (A&E)

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK - Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes Warren (Netflix) STRANGER THINGS - Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers (Netflix)

THIS IS US - Chrissy Metz as Kate Pearson (NBC)

UNREAL - Constance Zimmer as Quinn King (Lifetime)

WESTWORLD - Thandie Newton as Maeve (HBO)

Younger Actor in a Drama Series or Limited Series: American Crime - Connor Jessup as Coy Henson (ABC) BATES MOTEL - Freddie Highmore as Norman Bates (A&E) GOTHAM - David Mazouz as Bruce Wayne (Fox) RAY DONOVAN - Devon Bagby as Conor Donovan (Showtime) STRANGER THINGS - Gaten Matarazzo as Dustin Henderson (Netflix) STRANGER THINGS - Caleb McLaughlin as Lucas Sinclair (Netflix) STRANGER THINGS - Noah Schnapp as Will Byers (Netflix)                   

Younger Actress in a Drama Series or Limited Series: THE AFFAIR - Julia Goldani Telles as Whitney Solloway (Showtime)

THE AMERICANS - Holly Taylor as Paige Jennings (F/X)

BIG LITTLE LIES - Shailene Woodley as Jane Chapman (HBO)

FEUD: BETTE VS. JOAN - Kiernan Shipka as B.D. (F/X)

RAY DONOVAN - Kerris Dorsey as Bridget Donovan (Showtime)

STRANGER THINGS - Millie Bobby Brown as Eleven (Netflix)

Guest Actor in a Drama Series: MASTERS OF SEX - Beau Bridges as Dr. Barton Scully (Showtime) MR. ROBOT - B.D. Wong as Whiterose (USA) RAY DONOVAN - Hank Azaria as Ed Cochran (Showtime) THIS IS US - Brian Tyree Jones as Ricky (NBC) THIS IS US - Gerald McRaney as Dr. Nathan “Nate” Katowski (NBC) THIS IS US - Denis O’Hare as Jessie (NBC)

Guest Actress in a Drama Series:

AMERICAN GODS - Cloris Leachman as Zorya Vechernyaya (Starz)

THE AMERICANS - Alison Wright as Martha (F/X)

THE GOOD FIGHT - Carrie Preston as Elsbeth Tasconi (CBS All-Access)

THE HANDMAID’S TALE - Alexis Bledel as Ofglen (Hulu)

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER - Cicely Tyson as Ophelia Harkness (ABC)

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK - Laverne Cox as Sophia Burset (Netflix)

Writing in a Drama Series:

THE AMERICANS (F/X) - “The Soviet Division”

BETTER CALL SAUL (AMC) - “Lantern”

THE HANDMAIDS TALE (Hulu) - “Offred (Pilot)”

MR. ROBOT (USA) - “eps2.4_m4ster-s1ave.aes”

STRANGER THINGS (Netflix) - “Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers”

THIS IS US (NBC) - “The Trip”

Directing in a Drama Series:

THE AMERICANS - “The Soviet Division” (Chris Long, Director)

THE CROWN - “Hyde Park Corner” (Stephen Daldry, Director)

THE HANDMAIDS TALE - “Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundrum” (Mike Barker, Director)

HOMELAND - “America First” (Lesli Linka Glatter, Director)

STRANGER THINGS - “Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers” (The Duffey Brothers, Directors)

THIS IS US - “The Game Plan” (George Tillman Jr., Director)

Performance by a Cast in a Drama Series: The Americans (F/X) The Crown (Netflix) Orange Is The New Black (Netflix) Stranger Things (Netflix) This Is Us (NBC) Westworld (HBO)

DRAMA EPISODE OF THE YEAR: The Americans - “The Soviet Division” (F/X) Better Call Saul - “Chicanery” (AMC) The Crown - “Hyde Park Corner” (Netflix) Stranger Things - “Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers” (Netflix) This Is Us - “The Trip” (NBC) Westworld - “The Bicameral Mind” (HBO)

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a question in ethics by telavasir Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: Mass Effect: Andromeda Relationship: Female Ryder | Sara/Keri T'Vessa Characters: Female Ryder | Sara, Keri T'Vessa Words: 2015 Chapters: 1/1 Summary: Ryder shares a few unethical emails with her favorite reporter.

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MEA liveblog #8

I finished it! I’m free!

Multiplayer

Hell yeah level 9/10 rank I asari adept -- full extraction and top score on a silver APEX mission with bonus to combos! Against outlaws, but still. And I got an outlaw badge for it!

Yoo, two human female vanguard cards! And my Charger is now at X!

Looked up my statistics:

Dialogue:

Interrupts: 11

Casual: 151

Emotional: 187

Logical: 206

Professional: 187

Kills:

Kett: 983

Outlaws: 857

Remnant: 520

Wildlife: 377

Holy shit, the Pathfinder killed almost as many former Initiative members as the Initiative's enemies...

Melee: 276

Assault rifle: 60

Pistol: 135

Shotgun: 100

Sniper rifle: 59

Biotic: 679

Combat? Force?: 0

Tech: 316

Jump: 5

Construct: 35 (wow)

Combos: 777

Hello patch 1.05

Why did they remove the priming icon from Throw? Does it not prime anymore?! 

Good news: Throw still primes. Idk why they removed the button. Like misinforming their players?

Bad news: the game is super laggy. Did I set my graphics too high?

The fusion mod perk is still broken!

No, I don't have a new email, SAM! I got one from Peebee, very cute but referring to I don't know what.

Multiplayer

Kroguard level 7/rank I successfully extracted from Silver!

Maxed out Avenger and Katana, goodbyeeeee

Singleplayer

Fuck, I opened all my reward boxes and then realized the game loaded the autosave with the still-bugged fusion mod support :( Goodbye all my rewards ughh

I lowered the graphics to default but the game still keeps stuttering... I don't understand

Peebee on Voeld: "I should have dressed warmer" Sigh, once again game writers blame their sexist costume designs on female characters who have to wear them...

Finally I got to hear PB&J's conversations about asari reproduction myself...

SAM asked me about my romance and I picked the sappy option because it was the safest...

Journey to Meridian

I don't like how the patch changed my Ryder's face. The lips are too narrow and round now.

Damn, I should have taken Jaal. I knew the spoiler though. Want to know what from? A freaking side romance video I clicked because I was sure something so inconsequential wouldn't have spoilers. Ha!

Peebee says something like "They created life but the Archon wants to destroy it!!" in the most melodramatic tone. Ugh! The tendency to say overly sweet things like this is the worst part of her character.

Ha, screw you ascendant! I'm a bit offended that my rifle doesn't one-shot his orb. Ah well, I'm not wearing any weapon damage bonuses...

Oh, a Destroyer and a Fiend are fighting each other? Good, I'm not going to get involved.

The Destroyer won and came for us but had the decency to open up its chest as it turned to face us lol

I'm overusing Bio-converter + Life Support like hell on this mission lol... Too many bosses

lol nullifiers im not scared of you

Why is my mouth so small! It's bothering me.

Tempest

Lexi doesn't want to talk to me lol. Can't interact with her

Jaal's door is closed, I knew he'd have a lot to say

Well this conversation was saccharine. Jaal are you a positivity machine?!

Don't you "love" how you can go through the entire game not knowing that Gil is gay?! There's even a dialogue option about him "loving" Jill! This entire dialogue tree is a mess. At least everyone on tumblr has ranted about that so I don't have a lot to add. But even if you (try to) set the homophobia aside it's a mess. He talks about fathering a friend's child and you can't even be surprised because usually only romantic couples start families? And you can't even disapprove really, the most negative thing is "it's crazy" said in an awed, surprised tone of voice.

Cora I took you to Meridian and you have nothing to say?

More forum threads! And a shitload of emails!

Aw, Liam is such a good vivid character -- both the conversation and the email are great. I love his email attachments. I mean I'm still angry at him about the stupid, irresponsible, dangerous shit he did in his personal storyline, but he's definitely the most engaging of the male starter companions in ME.

Here's the Movie Night continuation, I was starting to worry it was broken...

The ship's doctor asks me to buy some booze on the Citad--the Nexus, why does it sound so familiar

Let's appreciate the fact that the "golden worlds" are not just inhabited -- they were created for someone other than us! The Initiative has even fewer rights to them than initially thought.

I'm glad Bioware sped up the galaxy map (not surprising after that kind of outrage) but the stupid and vertigo-inducing camera turns and pans are still there.

Btw I preferred my own more abstract interpretation of the Scourge as the Chaos to the Remnant's Order. Now they look even more mundane. As if the mystery and awe didn't already evaporate after about the second vault because they're all the same thing with slightly different puzzles!

Nexus

What?! I don't get to actually play with Drack, Kesh and Vorn?! What's the point then?

Keri where are you? I can hear your voice but it's coming from nowhere.

Oh my god I can see Kandros's purple tongue through the hole between his jaws(?)

Tempest

Well at least I could get Gil a date!

Am I like... supposed to give a shit about Jaal? I mean Ryder is getting all emotional no matter what I choose and I'm sitting here like "idc". And I don't want to bash such a nice person, it feels mean to dislike someone for doing nothing wrong, but that's the problem, he's so bland. From the promotional videos I assumed that Peebee would be the irritating designated best friend/love interest like Liara, but it's mostly Jaal.

Tempest again -- after a week-long break

Why couldn't Bioware add a "take all rewards" button? Why do I have to spend 10 minutes clicking “space”?

Ah yes, Bioware's trademark mashing naked dolls together! When Peebee's eyes flashed black it was pretty creepy.

Movie Night requires one more step... After the main mission, then.

Great, another galaxy map fetch quest -_-

Yoo finally the point of no return!

The final mission

Fine, I'll take you Jaal for plot relevance, though I'll probably miss Cora's Shield Boost...

Playing as my twin is cool, but why is he underpowered? Trying to kill a single mook with no powers and that tiny pistol was torture...

Where's Peebee? On the bridge?

Why open the equipment screen but not let me change the squad? It made sense to take the Science Team PB&J to the Meridian, but not to take back an ark! It makes no sense! I'm on my ship with everyone, but can't choose a new team?

Ah, so it was a romantic goodbye with the LI, and I didn't have to choose the "schmaltzy" version to make it more personal? Damn.

Ughh, so much lag... It's not fun to fight when fps falls below 10 sometimes.

The final fight is so badly designed. Apparently I have to hold ground at the quest marker position, but it's not explained clearly, and the circle doesn't appear until you're almost done. I jumped into the abyss several times because the quest marker was hanging over it.

Ah yes, Meridian, home for the humanity. Despite the fact it was clearly built for the Angara... Ugh!!

I don't get it. We're selecting a representative of whom? The entire cluster? The Nexus? It's bullshit.

Oh, this wheel is confusing. So each candidate is assigned to a "tone", when I first click it it's a question, if I click for the second time it confirms the selection. 

Hmm, my first choice was the Moshae, but maybe Morda?

Went with the Moshae. Thankfully, Ryder said exactly what I wanted to say! Haha, Addison: "That's the point, you colonial wad"

This human woman got a name from Quarian godparents?? That's a thing? Okay.

I don't understand how Ryder could use the Remnant without SAM. Has SAM changed her brain enough that it's now superhuman even without SAM's active involvement?

Oooh, interesting email. I haven't thought of angaran reincarnation as a designed feature to carry extra information in DNA. So they can be genetic hard drives -- again, like the kett? This has got to mean something. And angara "remembering" how to use the Meridian, or being sleeper agents? I demand a big storyline in the sequel about this!

Um. Using the Remnant involves not just a connection, but moving your consciousness into them? Okaaaay. That doesn't sound ominous at all. This entire terminal is like a sequel teaser...

Yeah Jaal, I can't stop joking because everyone is being so sugary sweet and I can't bear it anymore

The Moshae doesn't sound too excited about her new job... :(

The Quarian-Volus-Elcor-Hanar arc! Yoo! Sequel or DLC?

"Seeing you in cahoots makes me all misty" I don't know which is worse, the line itself or the delivery...

Aw, the science team are all in the same lab! ...With the dancers. What?

Tempest

Peebee sent an email saying she wants to explore the galaxy "with or without me". Aw.

Okay, I'm tired, let's leave The World is Waiting and Movie Night for tomorrow.

Watched alternate dialogue choices on Youtube.

I chose the casual option to rally the fleet, but logical is good too. But I think that after watching her brother being kidnapped and tortured, Ryder doesn't have the patience to be inspirational...

The emotional option as you walk out victorious is addressed to your LI! And Peebee's reply made me laugh and clap: "And now they all know you're mine!" And they walk away hand in hand. Aw.

Can’t find logical and professional options for the goodbye with Peebee before the final mission :( Not a fan of emotional and casual.

Oh. I thought Habitat-7 would have something more than one cutscene...

My edition of the Movie Night glitch: Ryder was simply invisible. Peebee was embracing thin air. So much for romance.

The funniest thing, tbh, was that Ryder leveled up when the scene ended.

Aaaaand now I'm free! 92%, 97,5 hours. I still have some sidequests to do, but let's leave them until later.  

[rdadhighazian]

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(pendirinya para alumnus Akademi Fantasi Indosiar)SPL48 (pendirinya 3 Semprul (Gading Marten, Andhika Pratama, dan Narji Cagur))RHM48 (pendirinya Rhoma Irama)DGD48 (pendirinya Bayu Gendeng)MPR48 (pendirinya Anggota MPR aka Majelis Permusyawaratan Rampok)DPR48 (pendirinya Anggota DPR aka Dewan Perwakilan Rampok)WRR48 (pendirinya Woe Ray Raiyan)UUT48 (pendirinya Uut Permatasari)RAM48 (pendirinya Rambo Amadeus)SCH48 (pendirinya Michael Schumacher)MKS48 (pendirinya Mika Salo)WGO48 (pendirinya Berat Li Biji Nista)HSJ48 (pendirinya Ryder Hus Jangan)GRP48 (pendirinya Andre Gerah Ih Pel)MDK48 (pendirinya Mediakus)BOS48 (pendirinya Theo Bos)STK48 (pendirinya Stijn Vandenberghdan Kristof Vandewalle yang mendirikan Stikri)TRP48 (pendirinya Niki Tempe)FRM48 (pendirinya Keris Broom)CVD48 (pendirinya Mak Kak Pending Sih)TPS48 (pendirinya ya antek-antek Topsport)VOC48 (pendirinya Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie)HWD48 (pendirinya Herman Willem Daendels)TSR48 (pendirinya Thomas Stamford Raffles)JPC48 (pendirinya Jan Pieterszoon Coen)VDB48 (pendirinya Van Den Bosch)PVH48 (pendirinya Preben van Heck)BKL48 (pendirinya Jan Bagelen)MLM48 (bendirinya Bau Kencing Mol Lemot)HSR48 (pendirinya ya anggota-anggota Heilsarmee)EUV48 (pendirinya para kontestan Eurovision)ABU48 (pendirinya para kontestan ABU Song Festivals)OVS48 (pendirinya para pegawai Ourvision)SME48 (pendirinya orang Skandinavia palsu)AFM48 (pendirinya orang Afrika palsu)TEN48 (pendirinya orang India palsu)GBR48 (grup khusus orang Inggris, Wales, Skotlandia, dan Irlandia Utara)LTN48 (grup khusus orang Latin dari Spanyol, Portugal, Italia, dan Perancis)GLC48 (grup khusus orang Galisia)CTL48 (grup khusus orang Katalonia)BSQ48 (grup khusus orang Basque)DEU48 (grup khusus orang yang mengaku Jerman)BNL48 (grup khusus orang Benelux dari Belanda, Belgia, dan Luksemburg)NRD48 (grup khusus orang Skandinavia)SLV48 (grup khusus orang Slavia)BLT48 (grup khusus orang Baltik)BLK48 (grup khusus orang Balkan)URL48 (grup khusus orang yang masuk golongan Uralic untuk menghancurkan musisi Amrik)SHR48 (grup khusus orang Afrika Utara/Sahara)AFR48 (grup khusus orang Afrika)NMB48 (grup khusus orang Namibia)SDN48 (grup khusus orang Sudan)HOA48 (grup dari Tanduk Afrika)WDC48 (grup khusus orang Washington DC)NYC48 (grup khusus orang New York)LAX48 (grup khusus orang Los Angeles)QBC48 (grup khusus orang Quebec)WRD48 (pendirinya Wardi (PengurusTolololpedia di Makassar))AQA48 (pendirinya Abdul Qayyum Ahmad (Pengurus Tolololpedia di Padang))RIO48 (pendirinya Mesincuciuddin(Pengurus Tolololpedia di Bandung))MCU48 (pendirinya Mesincuciuddinlagi)APW48 (pendirinya Anindijapwidhi)WDN48 (pendirinya Anindijapwidhi lagi)NYR48 (pendirinya Neymar)OES77 (pendirinya Sule Oesman 77)BVB48 (pendirinya Borussia Dortmund)PSB48 (pendirinya Pesbukers)PBG48 (pendirinya Persib Bandung)PJK48 (pendirinya Persija Jakarta)BNK48 (pendirinya Bonek)SPK48 (pendirinya Spartack)VfB48 (pendirinya VfB Stuttgart)VfL48 (pendirinya VfL Wolfsburg)S04/48 (pendirinya Schalke 04)H96/48 (pendirinya Hannover 96)EPR48 (pendirinya Ernest Prakasa)KPL48 (pendirinya Kemal Palevi)AKR48 (pendirinya Arie Kriting)MST48 (pendirinya Mongol Stres)BTM48 (pendirinya Bintang Timur)MTL48 (pendirinya Mudy Taylor)BCB48 (pendirinya Babe Cabiita)FFR48 (pendirinya Fico Fachriza)GEP48 (pendirinya Ge Pamungkas)FRZ48 (pendirinya Elsa dan Anna dari Frozen)WIR48 (pendirinya Ralph dkk)BMU48 (pendirinya Bayern München)DLW48 (grup khusus Dolly)MAK48 (pendirinya mak-mak rumpi)ARG48 (grup khusus orang Argentina)BOL48 (grup khusus orang Bolivia)BRA48 (grup khusus orang Brasil)CHI48 (grup khusus orang Chili)COL48 (grup khusus orang Kolombia)ECU48 (grup khusus orang Ekuador)PAR48 (grup khusus orang Paraguay)PER48 (grup khusus orang Peru)URU48 (grup khusus orang Uruguay)VEN48 (grup khusus orang Venezuela)MEX48 (grup khusus orang Meksiko)MDE48 (grup khusus orang Timur Tengah)MGY48 (grup khusus orang Hongariayang diciptakan untuk membendung para musisi British)KSV48 (grup khusus orang Kosovo yang isinya lagu etnik dicampur pop)SDJ48 (pendirinya Esdeje)KON48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh K-ON!)LLV48 (pendirinya Kousaka Honoka)PPG48 (pendirinya Powerpuff Girls)TSP48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Totally Spies!)WNX48 (pendirinya semua pasukan Winx Club)BEN48 (pendirinya Ben 10)KPS48 (pendirinya Kim Possible)AVT48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Avatar)DNP48 (pendirinya Danny Phantom)FOP48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Fairly Odd Parents)ARN48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Hey Arnold!)JMN48 (pendirinya Jimmy Neutron)SSP48 (pendirinya Spongebob Squarepants)DTE48 (pendirinya Dora The Explorer)GDG48 (pendirinya Diego aka sepupu Dora)STF48 (pendirinya Sofia The First)PNF48 (pendirinya Phineas dan Ferb)GVF48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Gravity Falls)FSH48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Fish Hooks)DXT48 (pendirinya Dexter)AVG48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Avengers)JSL48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Justice League)LNT48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Looney Tunes)SCD48 (pendirinya Scooby Doo)TJR48 (pendirinya Tom and Jerry)MRB48 (pendirinya Mr. Bean)CHZ48 (pendirinya tokoh-tokoh Chalkzone)UPI48 (pendirinya Upin dan Ipin)SRI48 (pendirinya grup lawak Srimulat)SNT48 (pendirinya Soneta Group)DAR48 (pendirinya para anggota grup vokal Diatas Rata-Rata)MKM48 (pendirinya Mickey Mouse)DND48 (pendirinya Donald Duck)HLR48 (pendirinya Hillary Clinton)DNT48 (pendirinya Donald Trump)dan masih banyak lagi yang lainnya...JKT48 pernah mengadakan tur di Tukulnesia, tepatnya di Stadion Bibir, kota Bibiropolis, Ndeso City, dan kota Tukulkarta.JKT48 juga pernah manggung di Dunia Gendeng, Tanjung Berak, Cimaho, Cimenyan, Madurapura, Republik Rio dan Tukulnesia (apalagi di Qayyumnesia).JKT48 pernah mengadakan Pesta SexUlang Tahun di Dollywood.JKT48 dibenci oleh Herdjati Pravito (Hater JKT48 yang suka memakai kata-kata kasar) Video Klip    Digital Clip & Beritawa invading this article  Artikel ini berisi video parodi lagu dari acara Digital Clip atau berita & iklan Hoaxdari acara Beritawa. Mungkin karena penulis artikel ini kebanyakan nonton video Lady Nganga, Justin Bibir, Super Judes, atau Metta Sagita. Segera pergi ke pasar rakyat untuk nonton bareng video klip lagunya beserta berita & iklan Hoaxdari Beritawa.     Musuh        AKM29 (musuh jiplakan)Fleurs Meron[6]Shiroibara[6]Lumina Scarlet[7]Samara37[8]IM Idol[9]JKT68 (saingan bikinan Roy Suryo)JKT666 (saingan bikinan Antikristus berilluminati)JKT26513JAV48 (Saingan terberat)SSM48 / DW48 (Idol grup era Three Kingdom dari China)Wayang Orang Bharata (Karena JKT48 ngga bisa ngomong dan ngga ngerti Bahasa Jawa)PETA / Pasukan Pembela Tanah Air (Karena mereka membelot menyerang Jepang)Cherrybelle (saingan sejati)Paduan suara gereja (karena jumlahnya bejibun)CJR (musuh termaho)Dangdut (Karena JKT48 Ga Bisa ngedangdut)Justin Bibir (Karena bibir JKT48 Di ambil ama si maho)K-Pop (Karena JKT48 Ga mampu OPLAS)One Direction (musuh termaho)PSY (Karena JKT48 Ga bisa goyang Gangnam.. Cuma Bisa Ngewe)Rhoma Irama (karena mereka gak suka dangdut)Saipul Jamil (karena si Bang Ipul otaknya kaya VCD karaoke)Real Madrid (Christy Chibi salah satu penggemarnya).SM*SH (musuh termaho)SNSD (karena JKT48 yang masih SD cuma Nabilah)Super Judes (musuh termaho)Fatin Shidqia Lubis (lebih populer dibandingkan JKT48)Eyang Subur (Karena habis nyantet pengikutnya, Arya Wiguna)Habib Rizieq dan para laskar FPI (Mereka berusaha menghancurkan dan bubarkan JKT48, sehingga bentuklah FPI48)Kasunananan Surakarta Hadiningrat, Kasultanan Ngayogyakarta Hadiningrat, Praja Kadipaten Mangkunegaran, dan Praja Kadipaten Pakualaman (Karena JKT48 berpihak kepada Kaisar Akihito dan mereka takut dengan Ajaran Kejawen yang menentang keras Ajaran Barney yang mereka dianut oleh Bos mereka)Herdjati Pravito (Hater JKT48 yang selalu memakai kata-kata kasar dan berbisa) Pengikut dan Sahabat     Akihito, Kaisar Jepang (pemimpin negara Jepang)Yoshihiko Noda, mantan perdana menteri JepangShinzō Abe, perdana menteri Jepang saat iniElizabeth II, Ratu Inggris (pemimpin negara Inggris)David Cameron, perdana menteri Inggris saat iniCarwyn Jones, menteri pertama Walessaat iniBoBoiBoy, Yaya, Ying, Gopal, Fang, Ochobot, Tok Aba, Adu Du, Komputer Perempuan, Komputer Laki-laki, Bago Go, Ejo Jo dan PETAI di BoBoiBoyOggy, Joey, Dee Dee, Marky, Jack, Bob, Monica dan Olivia di Oggy and the CockroachesSam, Penny, Elvis, Komandan Steele, Norman Price, Sarah dan James, Dylis Price dan Trevor Evans dan Fireman SamSemua karakter Angry BirdsFinn, Jake, BMO, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Lady Rainicorn dan Ice King di Adventure TimeMasha, beruang dan lain-lain di Masha and the BearTintin dan Milo, Kapten Haddock, Profesor Lakmus dan lain-lain di Petualangan TintinShinichi Kudo (Conan), Ran Mouri, Kogoro Mouri dan lain-lain di Detektif ConanCuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Mime, Flaky, Handy, Sniffles, Pop, Cub, Nutty, Flippy dan lain-lain di Happy Tree FriendsSemua tokoh-tokoh Subway SurfersConnie Talbot (penyanyi cilik Inggris, juga pengikut AKB48)Afghan (menyanyikan lagu Heavy Rotationdi Panasonic Gobel Samsung Awards 2013)Afika (mirip Nabilah)Andre Taulany (pengikut Cherrybelle juga)Deddy CorbuzierParto (pengikut Ariel NAH LO juga)Arya WigunaAbdul Qayyum Ahmad (Tangerang, Padang, dan Pekanbaru; pengikut Afghan, Raffi Ahmad, dan FC Barcelona; mantan pengikut Gita Gutawa; calon pengikut Michelle Ziudith)Muhammad Suwardi Amrullah (Makassar, pengikut Doraemon, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Upin & Ipin, Tom and Jerry, Coboy Junior, NOAH, dan lain-lain juga, mantan Twiboy)Rio "Mesin Cuci" P.L. (Bandung, pengikut Blink juga)Farhat Abbas (Pengacara, Nabilaholic)Andik VermansyahPemain-pemain FC BarcelonaPemain-pemain Borussia DortmundPemain-pemain FC Bayern MünchenHafiz Izuddin (Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia), pengikut Oggy and the Cockroaches juga)Keanu Ariel Soemali (Bandung, pengikut Coboy Junior juga (99,9% Comate))PongasiUsman Ma'ruf (Kalimantan, si dewa vvota, mantan pengikut Super Judes)Hagi Briantara Samsidi (Denpasar, tukang editan)AlfinIzraq2000 (Padang. Pengikut BoBoiBoy, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Fireman Sam, Angry Birds, Adventure Time, Masha and The Bear, Petualangan Tintin, Detektif Conan dan Happy Tree Friends. GAGAL JADI PENGIKUT. Sekarang menjadi mantan calon pengikut saja.)AlfinMiqradz2000: (Padang, calon pengikut, pengikut BoBoiBoy, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Masha and The Bear, Petualangan Tintin, Detektif Conan, dan Happy Tree Friends)Caisar (Raja Joget, hanya ditampilkan di YKS saja)Anggota-anggota Topsport (Belgia, pengikut Eurosports, UCI, penggemar KDRT, penggemar fast food)tambahkan para pengikut dan sahabat JKT48 yang lainnya. Tempat Favorit DollywoodJKT48 TheatreNegeri mongol dan TiongkokMall ShibuyaDisneylandPulau RintisThe Land of OooDunia Happy Tree Friends Tempat Paling Ditakuti Taman Lawang (Karena banyak Wariasehingga mereka merasa tersaingi)Monas (Banyak Satpoll PP yang berkeliaran)Rumah Eyang Subur (Takut dijadikan istri ke-9 dan seterusnya)Rumah Syech Puji (Karena Syech Puji doyan anak dibawah umur)Keraton Surakarta (Paha dan Dada Dilarang Masuk!)Keraton Ngayogyakarta (Sama kaya di atas)Pura Mangkunegaran (Masih sama kaya di atas)Pura Pakualaman (Tetep masih sama kaya di atas)Kamar MayatArab Saudi Tim Sepak Bola        JKT48 FC adalah klub sepak bola Liga Dunia Gendeng. Saat ini, tim ini berkompetisi di Seri B Liga Dunia Gendeng atau kasta kedua liga. Dimiliki oleh Yasushi Akimoto dan para pemainnya personil JKT48. Tim ini bermarkas di Stadion Yasushi Akimotoberkapasitas 48.000 penonton. Stadion ini akan menjadi tempat final Piala Dunia Gendeng pada tahun 2015 dan pernah menjadi tempat Piala Super Dunia Gendengpada tahun 2010. Tim ini dilatih oleh Lu Sieun Pak Pret yang juga melatih di tim Jerman, Borussia Monchengladbach. Sebelumnya, tim ini dilatih oleh Juragan Klop yang kini melatih di tim Divisi Utama Liga Dunia Gendeng, SM*SHBLAST FC. Prestasi 1 kali juara Divisi Utama Liga Dunia Gendeng (1995–96)2 kali juara Piala Dunia Gendeng (1994–95, 2012–13)1 kali juara Piala Super Dunia Gendeng(2013)Juara Piala Liga Dunia Gendeng Italia Bersama Generali 2013 Sponsor P-Omas, apparel.IMut3 (Operator seluler), sponsor seragam.Melodine (Obat luka), sponsor di lengan baju pemain.Lawson (toko), sponsor di punggung pemain.Ponari Sweat (minuman), sponsor di celana pemain.Honda (motor dan mobil), sponsor di celana dalam pemain. Skuad Team J 1 (GK) : Jessica Veranda A 22 (GK) : Aki Takajo A 12 (GK) : Rena Nozawa A 2 (RB) : Devi Kinal Putri (kapten) B 3 (CB) : Stella Cornelia B 4 (CB) : Sonya Pandarmawan B 11 (LB) : Cindy Gulla B 84 (RB) : Delima Rizky B 14 (CB) : Gabriela Margareth Warouw B 29 (LB) : Ghaida Farisya B 5 (DM) : Shania Junianatha C 86 (DM) : Haruka Nakagawa C 54 (RW) : Frieska Anastasia Laksani C 10 (AM) : Melody Nurramdhani Laksani C 95 (LW) : Rezky Wiranti Dhike C 41 (DM) : Sendy Ariani C 17 (DM) : Sonia Natalia C 7 (AM) : Ayana Shahab C 9 (AM) : Beby Chaesara Anadila C 99 (ST) : Nabilah Ratna Ayu Azalia D 30 (RW) : Jessica Vania D 19 (LW) : Rica Leyona D 16 (ST) : Diasta Priswarini D Team KIII Isi Sendiri Catatan Skuad A : Kiper B : Bek C : Gelandang D : Penyerang Reaksi  Afghan: Setelah saya menyanyikan lagu Heavy Rotation di Panasonic GobelSamsung Awards 2013, saya juga akan menanyikan beberapa lagu JKT48 yang lain.Abdul Qayyum Ahmad: Saya suka banget sama JKT48 apalagi Melody. Rencananya, saya akan mengundang beberapa personil JKT48 bahkan semua di acara The Qayyum Show yang ditayangkan di AQATV1.Rio P.: Saya suka JKT48, itu aja.Wardi: Gue jadi Fans JKt48 sejak tanggal 9 September 2013 (pas JKT48 Theater ultah yang pertama) walaupun gue masih Fans Far, Pas waktu ada event basket di GOR Mattoanging (Makassar) akhir Austus 2015, pertama kali gue liat ada JKT48 Team KIII (beneran), harapan gue pengen ke Jakarta nanti buat nonton langsung di JKT48 Theater pada Agustus 2016 nanti (kalo gak salah) (Amin).Anindya P. Widhi : Aku ingin JKT48 menjadi grup vokal terbaik di Indonesia dan Asia. Lagu-lagu JKT48 menarik syekali dan enak buat didengar kalau lagi bosan galau. Lagipula JKT48 memang menjadi grup idola yang benar-benar ramah remaja, bahkan untuk anak kecil balita sekalipun.Andre Taulany: JKT48 bukan grup KIMCIL biasa.Agung Hercules: Tidak Suka JKT48!? Barbel Melayang!Muhammad Luthfi Fauzi: Oh jadi ini yang namanya JKT48....???? kalau begitu salam kenal......tambahkan lagi reaksinya sampai banyak. Iklan – Watch on Path.

[inoshatrynn]

A spotlight's shining brightly On my face And I can't see a thing And yet I feel you , looking my way

An empty stage With nothing but this girl Who's singing this simple melody And wearing her heart on her sleeve And right now...

I have you For a moment I can tell I've got you Cause your lips don't move And something is happening Cause your eyes tell me the truth I've put a spell over you.

Beauty emanates from every word that you say And capture the deepest thoughts In the purest and simplest of ways But you see I'm not that graceful like you Nor am I as eloquent But just a simple melody Can change the way that you see me And right now..

I have you For a moment I can tell I've got you Cause your lips don't move And something is happening Cause your eyes tell me the truth I've put a spell over you..

All my life I stumble But up here I am just perfect Perfect as i'll ever be...

Marie Digby - Spell

[inoshatrynn]

OCs Waking Up

@jt-boi-n7 Thanks for the tag. hahaha oh my.

Korynn Shepard: Once a soldier, always a soldier. Even after the war ended, she’s an early riser. She’ll give Liara a kiss on her forehead, go check on the kids, and then it’s off to do PT or something while Liara sleeps in.

Alex Ryder: Her sleeping habits when she is alone are similar to Korynn’s, but begrudgingly. When she doesn’t have the weight of Heleus on her shoulders, she’ll be awake and just walk around her cabin naked for a while. She really likes being naked.

If she is with Keri, it’s a thin slice of heaven that she never wants to be parted from. Keri feels this way too. They miss a lot of meetings when they’re together.

Nox Trevelyan: She and Cassandra usually wake up around the same time, but more often than not it devolves and either Josephine or Threnn have to get them by calling up the stairs.

Not OCs, but I’m throwing them in as a bonus:

Sloane Kelly: Sleep is a luxury for her. She is used to being an early riser as a soldier and she sleeps with one eye open. When she has a choice, she likes to sleep in. Bonus if she can be naked in bed. Disturb her from that? The place better be burning down.

With Foster? She is in love with the way Addison feels, and the way she feels when she is with her. Their thing is that they find pockets to hide in where they can be human, to themselves, to each other. It leaves a sadness between them. Sloane will stay in bed as long as she can holding Foster while memorizing everything about her.

Foster Addison: Sleep is also a luxury for her. However, she is a princess, and has been a princess even before her Initiative days. Breakfast in bed is the ideal way to wake up. This is the same if she’s with Sloane. While she loves being held by Sloane, she’ll usually prod her until she gets up and gets them food. 

When there isn’t an opportunity for pampering, she’ll get up whenever her Omni-Tool tells her and glare at herself in the mirror until clothes are on her body and she is back in Colonial Affairs to continue the shit show.

I’m bad at tagging people, so tag! You’re it!