#keverejeandreil

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Hiii, do you have any Keverejeandreil hcs?

DO I EVER

we're gonna be a little NSFW here because of course we are so just fair warning

in order of most to least dominant (in bed):

Jeremy

Neil

Andrew

Jean

Kevin

in order of most to least dominant in general

(imagine that's a 1) Andrew

Jeremy

Neil

Kevin

Jean

Andrew and Jeremy are junk food junkies and have their own mini fridge full of chocolate and ice cream, etc.

Andrew is a clothes stealer (canon) and prefers Jeremy's clothes the most

we're always gonna give Andrew an oral fixation, lowkey Kevin has one too. this means everyone gets hickeys (sometimes on accident), and they always have lollipops and bubblegum in the house

Neil, Kevin, and Jeremy go on runs together. Jean joins them in the summer but the winter is harder on his joints. Andrew goes if he is promised a reward, but won't attend otherwise. He sleeps in or watches TV and Jean will join him in the winters

Neil handles the Taxes and Bills (obviously they all pay them, but Neil is best with numbers)

Jean does most of the cooking but Andrew likes to help

Andrew and Jean are the quietest, and oftentimes don't speak at all. They like to have their downtime being alone together

Kevin and Neil argue all the time but also like to snuggle. Sometimes both at the same time

Andrew and Kevin are gift givers

Andrew and Neil are always touching in some way or another. By the time the polycule is complete, they're all in their mid thirties, so Andrew's bad days are much less common - though still existent

Jeremy also doesn't want to be touched on his bad days. For Neil it depends. Jean and Kevin on the other hand need touch when they have bad days

They have a California King (technically three if you count Jeremy and Andrew)

They also have a Twin in a separate room for days when Andrew needs his own

[shouts-into-the-void]

Keverejeandreil Moodboard ✨️

[niallsecretlove]

me: why there isn’t any fanfic about my ships? 😭

also my ships beeing of four (or five) random characters together

[jean-meowreau]

Keverejeandreil

Can I have more pls

of course of course of course!

previously negotiated kink, subspace(Kevin), teasing, strip/strip tease from Jean, Jeremy trying to help Kevin sweet talk but Kevin can barely breathe let alone speak rn

chapter 5 of the polycule, kevin-centric piece. Ace-Spec Neil, Sub/Bottom Kevin, Sub/Top Neil, Dom/Top Andrew, Dom/Bottom Jeremy, switch/vers Jean

Brown eyes materialize in his vision and Kevin whimpers as he turns to try and kiss Jeremy. He's indulged briefly before the blond breaks it and trails kisses over to whisper in Kevin's ear. “Would you like some help, Your Majesty?”

“Yes!” Kevin nearly yells. It's followed by rude laughter from Jean and Neil. Andrew is merely smirking down at him, watching in mild amusement.

“Repeat after me, then,” Jeremy whispers. He leans in closer, reaching around to cup Kevin's cheek and tilt his head so his lips brush against the curve of Kevin's ear as he speaks. “Tell Jean he is the most handsome man in the world.”

Kevin moans weakly. He has to blink a few times, trying to clear his blurring vision, but Neil's attention to his prostate is making that more and more impossible with each thrust inside. “Jean…”

“Oui, ma reine?”

Kevin makes a strangled, desperate sound, eyes squeezing shut. “You're so fucking handsome.”

“Close enough,” Jeremy laughs, his breath sending goosebumps rising across Kevin's shoulders. “Now, tell him his eyes are beautiful.”

“B-Beautiful eyes…”

“And that his laugh is music from the angels themselves.”

“Pretty l-laugh…”

“Tell him he will taste like the most delicious feast, ambrosia from the gods, the last meal you would request on death row.”

Kevin's back arches, his eyes screw shut. All he can manage this time is a pitiful, absolutely wrecked plea. “Jean!”

“You are lucky I can hear Jeremy,” Jean teases gently as he stands back to his full height. Once again towering over Kevin, trapping him between his legs. He pushes his joggers down and is left standing in a jockstrap that can barely contain his own cock straining beneath the fabric. Kevin's own favourite fucking jockstrap–

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I always forget the Andrew tends to gravitate towards kind people. the only people he hangs out with regardless of a deal are Renee, Bee, and Wymack

anyway Keverejeandreil gets more and more reasonable every day bc actually Andrew would fucking love Jeremy

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Andrew and his dumbass boyfriends? maybe? for pride?

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idk more random texts from Andrew's phone

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now if you've already done something like this feel free to ignore me but as you are the keverejeandreil polycule president i felt i needed to show you this

AAAAA

this was soooo much fun to do

i didn't do the music thing or the graph cuz i was confused and I didn't do the one word bc ain't nobody got time for that

Andrew's love language is physical touch cuz i hate him 👍

if you can't tell, Kevi and Andrew have a yellow and red dotted line.

and just so it's 100% obvious, Jeremy is Red, Kevi is yellow, Jean is green, Andrew is blue, and Neil is purple

TYSM for this it was so much fun

[detectivebambam]

see now i have to be specific

as I have named myself President of the Keverejeandreil Polycule Club

the relationship vibes, assuming it's the two of them alone, since I've already made a post about the complete polycule vibes

Andrew

X Neil: obviously together, very romantic, very intimate, they understand each other completely

X Jean: Jean is so similar to Neil that after a while Andrew falls for him in roughly the same way

X Jeremy: almost a friends with benefits kind of vibe. they're just not as close as everyone else but they do care about each other and they are known to fuck

X Kevin: they've danced around each other for so long that Neil had to just push them together like Barbie dolls. definitely adore each other but always bicker

Neil

X Andrew: obviously together, very romantic, very intimate, they understand each other completely

X Jeremy: strictly friends. platonic life partners if you will? they love each other but they're more roommates than anything else. they are the only two that aren't together

X Jean: soulmates in every sense of the word. very similar to Kevin x Andrew's relationship though

X Kevin: either sleeping or arguing. they'll bicker with each other and then pass out in each other's arms. sometimes have sex, but not often

Jean:

X Andrew: is wary of Andrew at first, but learns to trust him more than anyone else in the world. they are extremely soft with each other, and don't often have sex when it's just the two of them

X Neil: soulmates in every sense of the word. very similar to Kevin x Andrew's relationship though

X Kevin: they are so soft and sweet with each other and have BOMB sex. they have deep convos a lot but over time they are just so compatible

X Jeremy: his sense of "normal". Jer is a little in over his head with everyone, but he's patient and calm and sometimes that's what Jean needs

Kevi

X Andrew: they've danced around each other for so long that Neil had to just push them together like Barbie dolls. definitely adore each other but always bicker. Andrew is the best at calming Kevi down from panic attacks

X Jean: they are so soft and sweet with each other and have BOMB sex. they have deep convos a lot but over time they are just so compatible

X Neil: either sleeping or arguing. they'll bicker with each other and then pass out in each other's arms. sometimes have sex, but not often

X Jeremy: energetic, fun, sweet. like two puppies who just fucking adore each other. the kind of couple that do the sit-up kissing thing when they work out

Jeremy

X Andrew: almost a friends with benefits kind of vibe. they're just not as close as everyone else but they do care about each other and they are known to fuck. he is more willing to talk to Andrew about his family than any of the others

X Jean: that's his boy. his angel. his pathetic meow meow. everyone is gentle with Jean (Neil least of all) but Jer can always keep his head above water when he feels like he's drowning

X Neil: strictly friends. platonic life partners if you will? they love each other but they're more roommates than anything else. they are the only two that aren't together (?) but they kiss and stuff. just not as intense

X Kevi: energetic, fun, sweet. like two puppies who just fucking adore each other. the kind of couple that do the sit-up kissing thing when they work out

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@zerokrox-blog this got out of hand btw

How Keverejeandreil Got Together

obviously we start with Andreil. they've been together the longest. no surprise there, so that's step one

let's head over to USC. Jean and Jeremy are talking about Kevin and are a little tipsy and they end up kissing. PAUSE ✋

back to Palmetto. Andrew and Kevin are Juniors now, Neil is a Sophomore. around second semester Kevin is so damn exhausted that he falls asleep on Andrew. now they've been known to snuggle, but they definitely don't do that. Andrew realizes that his feelings for Kevin from his Freshman year never actually went away. the next day, he talks to Neil about it. Neil goes "if I was to date anyone else, it'd probably be Kevin or Jean". Andrew is like wait hold up, Jean is hot asf. so they talk about Jean and Kevin and how they want to dick them down etc. etc. FAST FORWARD.

now it's Kevin, Jean, and Andrew's Senior year. Jeremy is away on a pro team, and while they technically never started dating after the kiss (or even talked about it), Jean is still lonely. that's his partner, and while he's healed more since the beginning, he's still on edge. so Andrew, Neil, and Kevin fly Jean over to Palmetto for winter break. and, well.... stuff happens. Neil gets to watch Andrew put his mouth to work on someone else and realizes he quite likes it. Neil makes out with Kevin and Jean but doesn't go any further with them. Jean goes home.

and realizes that Jeremy wanted to surprise him and come back for winter break. whoops. Jeremy smiles and says he's glad Jean is making friends (Jean didn't tell him what they got up to), and he has to go back to the Pro team now. he says Jean don't worry I had a great time with my friends here, it's okay. but Jean is like no I'm gonna miss you, kisses him again, they fuck. back to Palmetto.

Kevi joins Andreil. now we have Kandreil. second step complete. Kevin gets a text from both Jeremy and Jean saying they have feelings for the other man. he makes a group chat, sends the screenshots of the messages, and leaves the group chat.

Jerejean get together. 3rd step complete.

NOW IT GETS FUN.

Andrew is very gay and very horny. caves at the sight of a single ab. Kevin is emotional, just came to terms with being bi, allowing himself to be attracted to men, and realizes the same thing Andrew did. all four of these men are hot as fuck. (Jean and Jereny came to the realization a long time ago. Andrew was Jeremy's first Exy crush)

and they're all on the same Olympic team (2010). and they're all rooming together. so. they start with truth or dare. then it escalates to spin the bottle. and then escalates from there. by the time they leave the Olympics, they have a group chat jokingly (?) named "The Polycule"

they're not on the same Pro teams, so yk, it's hard. they all visit Neil during his college breaks, but for the most part they're across the country from each other.

until 2012. Neil immediately signed to Andrew's team when he graduated, Jean is on Jeremy's team, Kevin is alone and feels bad. he doesn't want to transfer just for dick though. Andrew and Neil love Colorado. Jean and Jeremy realize the pro team they're on is incredibly homophobic and can't deal with it anymore. they go "fuck you, you lost your two best players" and transfer to Kevin's team. they live with Kevin because it's easier that way. Kevin has fucked them both of course, but he's not dating them in the same way he's dating Andreil. so he calls them and he's like "babes, would it be cheating if I dated these two during the season, and dated you two in the off season?"

Andrew and Neil are confused but down, so Kevin dates Jerejean in season and Andreil out of season. step 4 ✔️

2014 Olympics time. they're all 110% chill with sharing Kevin, and things are great. they fuck again, but then Jean and Andrew are like.... making out. and not because they're horny either. so they all decide they can be long distance boyfriends. step 5 complete, Keverejeandreil Polycule complete

but long distance is frustrating

UNTIL

the Utah Pro team puts a bomb ass trade offer for Kevin, Jeremy, and Jean (it's fiction i can do what I want). and because Neil and Andrew's house is right on the border of Utah and Colorado, they all move in together.

Keverejeandreil 💕

sorry this got so long

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Keverejeandreil dynamics (since i consider myself an expert)

Kevi: Babygirl. gets doted on 100% of the time by everyone. he is also the main Piece of Ass of the group

Jean: Princess. he gets away with whatever he wants. he gets his hair pet and his head kissed and everyone spoils him.

Jeremy: Daddy. idk 😶.

Neil: The Cat. he quietly goes from one place to another and nobody ever really sees much of him, but when they do!!! that's their boy!!! look at him!!

Andrew: The Glue. strong, yet pliant. holds them together as individuals, and as a whole. the polycule would probably not work without him as the center of it all

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imagine if you will,

jeremy, jean, andrew, and neil pining over kevin and eachother. they keep on flirting with eachother. jerejean and andriel are already together talked about this. kevin is even more oblivious about emotions, especially romantic ones, than neil was. He keeps tamping down the way he's always smiling around jeremy, leaning towards jeans touch, staying closer to andrew, and more enthusiasticly happy around neil. one day jerejeanandreil talk it out and make a plan to ask kevin. jean, neil, and andre are conviced that kevin likes them back but is just holding back. jeremy is a bit more unsure but they reassure him. They flirt with kevin big time. he notices but thinks that its the way that he thinks it is ( the dumbass). the other get frustrated then during one night in california after a fox vs trojan game (trojans won) they get so frustrated because everybody (especially jean) flirted with kevin 200% more. both teams noticed and even helped them, dropping hints to kevin who thought that it was just because of the excitement of the game (idiot). Jean can't take it any more so he drags kevin to a seperate room with the others and they spell it out infront of him in a extremly passive aggressive way. even jeremy except he was mite bit too shy. still annoyed. Kevins shocked. he agreees to be in a relationship with them all and they go to where jean lives, throws the others out and take turns kissing kevin for long periods of time all over his body. (especially jean who spent much more time daydreaming about this). by morning his lips are slightly split and extremely bitten red and puffy. His neck is a mixture of purple and red. they had to kevin out to where the other foxes were staying to ask allison for concealer and color correcter. nobody let him forget this. the trojans smirked at him for a whole month after. do with this what you will but if you turn this into a multi chaptered fic or ask someone to do it and send me the link then i worship you as if you are god (pleas) or if not then can i just have some Keverejeandreil headcanons? although i would like the first option more but do whatever your comfortable with!

oh so sweet i love them

my buddy @bokuakamazing has a v nice Keverejeandreil fic idk if it's on ao3 but it's on its page

Headcanons would be that Jeremy is the most dominant for sure, with Jean being the most submissive (Jer - Neil - Drew - Kevi - Jean)

Jer and Drew are always chilling while the others bicker

Jean and Drew snuggle the most

Kevi and Neil fight the most

Jean is everyone's favorite but Kevi is the princess

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@kevinsbitch-panini

100%. Keverejeandreil could ONLY work once the boys are... in their 30s?

i try to keep it as close to canon as possible while also exploring who they could become once they have time to heal <3

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Can we please talk about kevjeans dynamic in Keverejeandreil? especially the sex? like just how they act with each other? they both 100% have huge praise kinks and they use it to their advantage when they want something from the other but like during sex?? the amount of praise they give the other ?? they are RED RED from how much they blush. the others use their praise kinks to their advantage as well, especially Neil, that man loves teasing them. I'm Sorry this doesn't really make sense but I just need to vent I'm really in love with these five dumbasses...

okay yes so if Jean is going to bottom, Kevi usually does it with him, Neil handles the talking (of course) cuz he's not huge on sex with any of them but Andrew, and Drew and Jer handle the topping.

Drew also has a praise kink and he's the easiest to turn red in a non sexual setting when praise is used (he might bite you about it tho)

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I’ve come to the conclusion that kevin can only be in polyam relationships where the other is already established. doesn’t matter who, but there needs to be a ship and then he is their codependent best friend who ends up being absorbed into their relationship

jerejean? andreil? kateaaron? kevin always joins last (but never last in their hearts)

[detectivebambam]

hey welcome back

now you all know Bam Bam is the President of the Keverejeandreil Polycule Club

so here's Andrew and his boys

Jean's fashion sense is dare i say worse than Neil's, but he deserves to be comfy

Andrew deserves cute hair I'm not sorry

peep the mobility aids because that amount of torture isn't gonna have you able bodied (I'm a high level athlete and sometimes use a cane so i promise it's possible)

idk if TSC mentioned Jean's eye color but in my mind he has dark brown eyes