#kid1s

[rust-is-a-car-disease]

I am somehow still kinda sick (mostly just a lot of sneezing and occasionally having coughing fits where u cant breathe). I dont have the energy for interacting much with people.

But i am also super bored so... time to experiment with editing via a 20 days challenge starting tmr. Meet my new, first normal human oc. She has no name. Her name in my gacha is litterally kid1.

Edit: im gonna do something impulsive and make her a blog bc i have severe brainrot

[wellthatschaotic]

i swear we only get gendered correctly in funny situations

[clickonmedotexe]

❝ No, no, she has a point. 'Cheese Grater' is effectively the best name I've heard so far.  ❞ - Asset ( because of course it is )

"She does not have a point, you tasteless ass. Gmail is the best name we've heard so far and I'm willing to fucking die on that hill."

[welcoming-elanor]

One is...not usually allowed to be glad of a child's distress. But, in this instance, I'll just go ahead and feel glad.

Kid2 was absolutely bawling when I dropped him off at nursery this morning, and Kid1 was also out of sorts and refused to wear her cardigan because "it was too puffy".

All good reasons to be upset in and of themselves. BUT. The MAIN reason was because my partner is away for two days, and they usually do the morning dropoff.

Therefore: I'm really glad that we (as a team) have successfuly divided the kid's affections 50/50 wherein the absence of either one will cause equal distress.

People usually don't believe when I say the kids go absolutely crazy (in a clingy and emotional way, NOT a sugar-high, all-bets-are-off way) when my partner's away, coz y'know..he's just the dad right? Well, here you go, Exhibit A: two emotionally distraught kiddos crying over...I dunno...flowers that are slightly too yellow

[onemaebee]

the air quality index in the nearest Real Big City was the Worst In The US today.

cannot stop sneezing since awakening this morning, plz kill me now

[mlep]

"i needed to know which kid was more jewish"

[1lenii]

Fuck them kids

Miles (G) Morales x F!Reader

⚠️⚠️⚠️THE SONG IS FOR SATIRE PURPOSES⚠️⚠️⚠️

The classic, don’t underestimate me cs I’m a girl

As you know, bonding time with miles as he proves “Fuck these kids, that’s 4ever the moto” - Kali

⚠️cursing, degrading means against children, bullying if you wanna call it that, mentions of violence(only for the game and physical irl)

For the sake of decency these middle schoolers are in 8th grade and miles and (Y/N) are sophomores

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“Fuck you and your dead rat dumbass, where your mom at”

(Y/N) peeps her head from the crack of her boyfriends room, as he yelling more than normal at his game.

“Oh yea?? What you gonna do go cry about it?”

(Y/N) heard murmuring from the other side of the headset that’s seemed to respond in a more ruder tone then last time,

through the headset that rested atop of Miles head leaving a dent in the half that had his Afro and sitting perfectly on the side that had 2 braids

(Basically half out and other half braided; with a hair pick from more visual representation)

‘Seems he got distracted while doing his hair again’ (Y/N) mentally notes, and imaginary sweat drop forming next to her eye brow

“Uh Miles..”

“What.”

“Are those the same middle schoolers from down the block?”

“No..”

The uncertainty of Miles tone gave it away, (Y/N) open the door even more allowing her body access to the room, positioning her self behind Miles gaming chair

“Don’t you think you should be nicer?”

“Nice? When was that a option for you” Miles side eyes you before returning back to the aggressive violation that is shooting

(Y/N) slightly gasps, putting a hand to her chest for effect while pouting

“I’m nice”

“When you want to be”

“I guess, you should still be nicer to them, there only in middle school after all”

“Nu uh ma, fuck these kids” Miles says through the headset noise, violently pressing at his controller

“Papi you can’t be violating kids because they shooting better or whatever it they’re doing” (Y/N) says not being able to contain her laugh

“Como esto es un chiste, why don’t you come play” he’s say taking off his headset and gesturing it towards you, raising a eyebrow in the process

(Y/N) takes the invitation taking the headset and adjusting the muffs to fit her head, Miles pulls her by the waist adjusting her so she sit right on his lap, passing her the controller

“AiI Ma I taught you the basics not to long ago, do your best”

“You talking knowing damn well I’m better then you”

“Not true”

“Keep dreaming pretty boy”

*initiate operating: the mic is now on*

(For my sake a yours I’ll change of the writing style)

Kid 3: Yooo miles you back? I was getting tired of cooking you

(Y/N): oh were you really?

Kid 2: whoa.. who you?

(Y/N): his girlfriend ya kids clueless

Kid 1: booo I got a girl for a teammate wtf

Kid 2: must suck LMAO

Kid 3: don’t worry girly I’ll make sure you the one ending up clueless

(Y/N) just laughs along with Miles who whispers ‘watch yaself’ into the mic

Few minutes into the game and (Y/N) already gotten 20 points for her team

Kid 1: woah I didn’t know your that good

Kid 2: don’t praise her the game ain’t over dickhead

*the game has now ended, with a score of 15 to 62 Miles/Kid1 Wins*

The In game announcer announces as (Y/N) cracks her fingers, “and that’s how’s it’s done little boys, before ya go assuming ya better then a girl, humble yourself maybe you’ll get a girl after”

Kid 3 gf: uhhh who are you talking about little girl watch who you talk to

This random girl appears on the mic, sounding sassy like almost irking (Y/N)

“Don’t test me, who you calling little girl” (Y/N) says with a sadistic smile

“You, what are you deaf, it’s on sight when I see you, don’t talk to my man again”

And with that the girl left the call for kid 3

“Can’t wait to see how that pans out” Miles laughs into your back hugging at your waist

“That little bitch trying” (Y/N) says with the same smile

“It’s fuck them kids right?”

(Y/N) sighs leaving the conversation open for further and future elaborations

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It’s been three days since that game, (Y/N)

Has been chilling knowing she would get touched ‘obviously their empty threats’ (Y/N) deadpanned

While walking the block she catches up with Miles who HAS FINALLY DONE HIS HAIR, was in front of 2 kids around his height and girl

“Ohoho look who decided to show up”

(Y/N) analyzes all of them, “who are you?”

“Better remember me little girl”

“I’m not so little if you looking up to me😭 it’s was on sight, right? I’m waiting and make this quick” (Y/N) dropping her bag food over to Miles, who was literally un phased knowing how this was about play out

“Oh fo’real? Ii girl if you says so” the girl from the match 3 days ago, rolls up her sleeves already swinging

(Y/N) dodge dragging Miles by the hand leaving them behind

The girl fell flat on her face with her bf attending to her

While the other kids said ‘hey!’ And a bunch of other things to retaliate too

(Making this cliche bare with me)

(Y/N) and Miles walk further and deeper into the street into the fading color of the sunset hitting the streets and the buildings with in

“Miles, fuck them kids”

Miles chuckles leaning in to kiss the top of her head, smiling shortly after

“Fuck them kids”

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[princess-of-the-corner]

CC!NextGen: The Kids In Total

Ok, this is just me and Mimi spitballing, you may do with this as you will. First ACTUAL kids, then spitballing and musing. Please note that not ALL THE KIDS need to be involved. (Mimi: “Honestly, it makes more sense for the ages to be a bit staggered, so you’ve got the core kids involved, then all their sibs and cousins. Also, if you try to make ALL the kids involved, then you’ll just have a U.A. class of the kids, no other new students, which can limit some of the kinds of characters you can have.”) 

(we also both recognize that actualy writing and coming up with this many characters is a LOT. So, it’s just thoughts and opinions, which may be discarded!)

Tell us your thoughts!

Izuku/Shoto/Eijirou/Ochaco/Katsuki - Umi, Miku, Miyuki. They have at least one more kid, probably adopted. We headcanon that, as much as they all LOVE Miyuki, Ochaco had a horrible time being pregnant, just really awful, and is NOT down to do that again. Next kid after Miyuki would absolutely be Deku fulfilling everyone’s predictions about bringing a kid home.

Hanta/Tenya/Mei - Gumi. K, this is just us, but me and Mimi both see Iida as the kind of guy to have SO MANY KIDS. It’s not anything PLANNED, he just really loves his partners, so it KEEPS HAPPENING. The only reason he doesn’t have some insane number, like 15, is that neither he nor Sero have a uterus. Order would be Kid1, Kid2, Gumi, Kid3&4 (twins), Kid5 (which Mei swears is the LAST ONE, she’s got MECHANICAL BABIES to work on!).

Momo/Kyoka/Denki/Hitoshi - Kanade, Kaname, Hibiki. This … Actually seems fairly perfect, if they aren’t all the same age. Mimi wants to argue for a bio-Shinsou kid, but I argue he’s going to take after Dadzawa and just semi-adopt a bunch of underdog teens with shitty home lives.

Eimi/Tsuyu - Akiko. So, interesting fact. Twins can be genetic. If you are a twin (either fraternal or identical) you are more likely to have twins later on. So, yup, give these suckers a pair of twins. I’d lean more into the Frog thing. Wait, make it shadow frogs, ninja frogs, let’s get Greninja up in here.

Mezo/Fumikage - Nijiko. Mimi and I both agree that these two wouldn’t try for bio kids. That’s a lot of work neither really have time for, not to mention, considering their extended family, could get complicated real quick. They were just planning to be the responsible uncles, but then Nijiko happened. We can see them POSSIBLY adopting another kid (Mimi is really attached to Nijiko having a little baby brother with a squid or general cephalopod Quirk), but they wouldn’t go out of their way.

Hawks/Toya - (eventually) Hirokazu. This was kind of weird, cause like. BEFORE Hirokazu, these two were like “nopenopenope, no kids, not happening”, but AFTER Hirokazu, we could see them wanting kids of their own (that they actually PLANNED FOR AKAMEI). Mimi really wants the Future Heroes Program to, like. Akamei is pregnant when everything goes to shit, after she’s arrested, they test the baby, it’s Hawks, he and Toya adopt it when it’s born, but like. I also want to give Hawks a BREAK, so. Maybe they adopt a kid through a mission later. But I could possibly see them looking into adoption or surrogacy later. Maybe they wouldn’t go through with it, but I see them looking at it.

Himiko/Tooru - so, you didn’t put anything for these two, which has caused Mimi to go a little feral. She came up with a Himi-Tooru kid who, rather than straight up invisibility, is a proper camouflag-chameleon type, “can change colour to match background”. Then she showed me the Mimic Octopus, so now she posits they have a kid that can change shape, colour, and texture to imitate objects, animals, and so forth, but it isn’t proper “shape-shifting” like Himiko does - kid can’t BECOME the objects/people/animals, but she can look real dang close. Look up Mimic Octopus, it’s actually SOOOOO COOL. Anyway, Quirk called “Flattery” (based on “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”). We also had the thought that, while Mimic kid would be Himi-Tooru, they could have another kid by more traditional IVF, ie, get a friend to help, so Sato donated for a Sato-Himi kid, who drinks blood to power-up.

Mina - I know we’ve joked, but I seriously see Mina as a badass single mom of 2. One adopted, one bio. Whoever the bio-kid is, dad is around, but is more of a fun uncle. He’s involved, but he has his own life.

Monoma/Tetsutetsu - Mimi, direct quote: “Let’s be honest, Monoma’s that guy who says he HATES kids, and never wants any, and Tetsu’s just kind of made his peace with the fact they’ll never have kids, then Monoma’s going to save a baby from a house fire, they’ll be all alone in the world, he’ll get super attached, and call up Tetsu like ‘Hey, do you want kids? Cause we have one now’.”

Me: “….that was real specific, did you…..have a character in mind?”

Mimi: “Not really. Maybe a solid mutation type, there aren’t enough of those. Or just. Living crystal.”

So, those are, I THINK, all CC canon pairings? (please tell us if we missed anyone or got anyone wrong!) So, here are Mimi’s fan hopefuls!

Koda/Pony - The two are shy and adorable. They have a small army of animal themed kids that can all talk to animals, some better at one species than others.

Ojiro/??? - Ojiro’s Mimi’s favourite character, so there are a few options here:

1) He marries Setsuna (girl who can detach her body into pieces from 1-B) and they have a bunch of kids with Quirks that let them detach their tails/grow multiple tails

2) He marries a lovely Quirkless girl, who works as like, an accountant, and they have many tailed children.

3) He marries Mimi’s OC, Jun Hanayama, who’s Quirk gives her plant control, and plant-based biology (looks like a tree nymph, pointed ears, Hero Name: Persephone), and all their kids look like fae creatures. Total number of kids, 3. (Note: Jun would go to one of the other hero schools, and we made up an older sibling, Aoi Hanayama (Non-Binary), same Quirk, Hero Name: Dryad, who would’ve been in Toya’s class, to continue the joke, of “that year, everyone was "Ele-MENTAL”, badumtish.“)

Again, all are opinions and just thoughts to be shared, feel free to pick, choose, or discard at your leisure!

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Ahahahahhahaahahaha

Okay we’re going through the list!

Izu/Ocha/Kats/Sho/Kiri - Honestly yeah I could 100% see them getting another kid because they were RIGHT and Izuku just. Yoink. /technically/ you can count them picking Nitaru up by the scruff as ‘adopting another kid’ but idk on that (I feel Izuku would feel responsible for him due to the biological relation, but wouldn’t be sure if this family is ‘right’ for him). Could be a different kiddo though in which case I say one younger than LM.

Hanta/Tenya/Mei - honestly that’s hilarious and I WILL need to retcon some things because my only note is that Gumi has to be the same age as LM.

Momo/Jiro/Denki/Shinso - yeah just about. Shinso is good with no bio kids but he’s always on the lookout for kids who need help out of bad situations.

Eimi/Tsu - Honestly I go back and forth because on one hand I think Tsu would be more down for just a singular kid because like. She loves her siblings and she loves her parents, but she does have some negative feelings over being parentified as the oldest daughter and she doesn’t want to accidentally do that. But also twins aren’t exactly planned, and it’s hard to parentify one if they’re the same age.

Mezo/Fumikage - Yeah they didn’t really plan on kids they were kinda in the ‘well we’re not actively trying and it can’t happen accidentally so 🤷🏻‍♀️’ but then they pick up Nijiko and whoops our daughter now.

Hawks/Toya - Oh yeah I’d 100% say give them a break and any further kids should be something they want and plan for with no fuckery and/or obligations. But yeah they were very much ‘nope! Never!’ until they found out about Hirokazu. Which is a whole mess ofc. But they only have him for a short while (he’s already 15-16 when they get custody so that’s about 2 years tbh). But they do a decent job which is what they were so scared of beforehand and it just clicks in the parental instinct for them so they might look into other kids. (Toya: Wow I really am just like my dad only starting to be a good father in my late 40s.)

Himiko/Tooru - honestly I knew I’d want them to have a kid but I hadn’t yet gotten around to planning out said kid but yeah no I love this Quirk idea!

Mina - Hell yeah single mom vibes!!

Monoma/Tetsutetsu - that is entirely on brand tbh. I will say i’m banning the crystal thing because I have plans for that sort of Quirk(althoguh it’s still in this family lmao)

As for the suggested ones:

On one hand I get where you’re coming from on Koda/Pony on the other hand I feel like they’re gay in opposite directions. But consider Pony/Kinoko for ultimate cottagecore lesbian vibes. (tempted to give them a kid based on The Last Unicorn tbh).

Ojiro darling I NEED to give this boy more attention. Honestly on Quirk alone I’m seeing the potential in the Setsuna one of their kid just being some kinda funky tails that work like a hydra situation. Not sure yet on him. I feel like I need to swing over to him and focus on him and developing a friendship/relationship instead of yeeting random characters together.

[helyiios]

kids im tutoring: we love pokemon. do u?

me: yea a bit, but idk their english names.

kid1: why? do u know it in japanese?

me, knowing perfectly well im about to become their favourite: i know them in french.

them, immediately: YOURE FRENCH? SAY THINGS IN FRENCH

[superpixie42]

Dear Mom it is not my fault that you

1. Didn't finish packing before your PAID movers came two weeks ago

2. Didn't get all of your stuff in your car in the trip you made yesterday

4. Didn't tell me what time you wanted to come over to get the rest today until 30 minutes ahead

So, no, you can't come in 30 minutes because I'm taking Kid1 to swim practice and

5. It's not my fault that you ran your mouth so bad my husband doesn't want you in the house unless I'm here to run interference

Make. Better. Choices.

[rust-is-a-car-disease]

You can probably tell how half assed this one is-

[oldinterneticons]

Cheer up emo kid1

[intriga-hounds]

overheard behind me at the evacuation drill:

kid1: you know what’s just the worst? when guys wear underwear longer than their shorts.

kid2: these are my WORK OUT shorts!!!! i have WEIGHTLIFTING today!!!!!!

[xxallthesmallthingsxx]

Goth Agere and Caregiver Tumblrs to Follow

🦇Hello fellow baby bats 🦇

Here are some of my favorite Gothre and spooky caregiver tumblrs! They all post goth, punk, or emo related content as it relates to Age dreaming and regression!

https://www.tumblr.com/littlm0rgu3

https://www.tumblr.com/nighttimekids-blog

https://www.tumblr.com/just-a-baby-bat

https://xxghouliexx.tumblr.com/

https://moothelittle.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/litlpawz

https://www.tumblr.com/babypinkgoth

https://www.tumblr.com/goat-prince-s2

https://www.tumblr.com/moremoththanbaby

https://babey-crimes.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/littlplague

https://www.tumblr.com/alittlevampyreandherteddybear

https://www.tumblr.com/sweetlittlegothling

https://baby-batzz.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/nolongeractive007

https://www.tumblr.com/gr4cie1

https://www.tumblr.com/vampire-bat-baby

https://xxgothyprincessxx.tumblr.com/

https://mooniebatz.tumblr.com/

https://bee-cow.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/squishyislittle

https://www.tumblr.com/gothiclamb

https://www.tumblr.com/sleepy-lil-kit-kat

https://www.tumblr.com/sug4rpaw

https://www.tumblr.com/thevampirebunnicula

https://sparklesagere.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/softbabyblanket

https://gothicfelidae.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/yazmmy

https://www.tumblr.com/scarycuteprincess-blog

https://www.tumblr.com/prince-kitkat

https://www.tumblr.com/halloweenkidcore

https://www.tumblr.com/spooky-halloweenre

https://www.tumblr.com/littlebattybaby

https://www.tumblr.com/spookylittlebaby1

https://www.tumblr.com/smolspoopykiddo

https://www.tumblr.com/daysofghoulhood

https://www.tumblr.com/little-broadcast

https://www.tumblr.com/gothre

https://www.tumblr.com/vampires-lullaby

https://www.tumblr.com/l1ttl3-d3t3ct1v3

https://www.tumblr.com/strawberryvampgurl

https://www.tumblr.com/livingthatpokemontrainerlife

https://www.tumblr.com/lucretiaslitthenetherland

https://www.tumblr.com/coffins-littlespace

https://www.tumblr.com/spookie-kid1

https://www.tumblr.com/spookylilkitten95

https://www.tumblr.com/creepycupcake

https://www.tumblr.com/spookycore-kiddo

https://www.tumblr.com/g-oth-ba-bey

https://www.tumblr.com/ittybittybatboy

https://www.tumblr.com/armysoul18

https://www.tumblr.com/smolattikus

https://www.tumblr.com/00soullessangel00

https://www.tumblr.com/goth-age-regression

https://www.tumblr.com/strwbrrypumpkin

https://www.tumblr.com/scary-caregiver

https://www.tumblr.com/vampykid

https://batsbolts-andfangs.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/batsbolts-andboards

https://www.tumblr.com/strawbby-batties

https://pastelkittensparkle.tumblr.com/

https://puppykyleagere.tumblr.com/

https://scurybooween.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/tiredbabybat

https://www.tumblr.com/mummyofnightmares

https://www.tumblr.com/hadeskiddo

https://www.tumblr.com/vampycarer

https://www.tumblr.com/babybatdani

https://www.tumblr.com/little-dolly

https://www.tumblr.com/spooky-space-agere

https://www.tumblr.com/innerchildofwoe

https://www.tumblr.com/kingbabybat

https://spookypookies.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/hall0weent0wn

https://www.tumblr.com/tinybattyboy

https://www.tumblr.com/gothbabylizzy

https://xx-littlest-draculaura-xx.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/xxbatprincessxx

https://gothic-agere.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/soft-emo-baby

https://pinkghoulz.tumblr.com/

https://www.tumblr.com/lovenderghost

https://mustymausoleum.tumblr.com/

[mollymagician]

We took Kid1 and Kid2 to see Wish in an actual theater, which is the first theater I’ve been in since 2016, I think?

While we were sitting there waiting for it to start, my daughter asked when Frozen 3 was coming out??? I told her I’m not sure there’s going to be a Frozen 3 (because honestly what else can they do to Elsa at this point) and she’s like oh no, there has to be. Because Anna and Kristoff are going to have a baby with fire powers. OBVIOUSLY.

So we decided collectively that Anna and Kristoff’s baby would have fire powers, and everyone’s cool about it, right? I mean this is the least weird thing that’s happened in this castle in the past decade. The staff get used to following Fire Child around with buckets of water and dealing with perpetual acts of minor accidental arson, Olaf thinks it’s fabulous of course. But eventually everyone starts getting a little (haha) burned out, because of course this kid takes offer their mom and is basically a flamethrower with ADHD.

So as soon as they’re old enough they’re sent off to spend the entire summer with Aunt Elsa in the woods, going through Control Your Magic BootCamp. With Olaf there to chaperone, of course, because he’s gotten good at putting out Kid’s little mishaps by sitting on them.

The rest of the movie is just Elsa dealing with babysitting this child, the talking snowman and the fire spirit (who has decided he Loves Them and is making it everyone else’s problem)

[weberina]

Good lord, how petty is my sister (－‸ლ)

We're making a mini magazine for Kid1, like when I used to make magazines for my sister. It's mainly to supplement Kid1's reading, coz the ones she can read as BORING as hell, and she can't really read the ones that are not boring (too long, too hard etc.). So, I've been writing a story for her with words I know she knows, and my sister has been illustrating it, and we'll send her the story in bite-sized chunks per issue.

BUT when I was designing the magazine subscription form, my sister actually said, "Don't forget to add the price" -_-

Dear people of Tumblr, she means she wants her 25% cut from the £1 per issue I was jokingly saying I'll charge Kid1 -_- -_-

So now I need to increase Kid1's pocket money (£2 per week for ice cream etc.) to pay for the magazine, and then set aside 25p per issue to pay my sister.

Haiyo.

Same vibes as this.