#kill me lmao

[realpontchartrain]

Oh, god… Jamari and i are having the, “what are we” talk…

[monstersinthecosmos]

i woke up today thinking about Thorne's apprehension about Marius's home security during the day but Marius was like "humans have never been the ones to hurt me lol"

[thatonesimp-e]

spyborg is now a real pony

[eroticcannibal]

Investigating all the lovely tidying my mum has done in my house

I found the packaging boxes from my sex toys that I forgot to throw out all neatly sorted and stacked under my bed

[seventeenpins]

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i just got dumped by someone i was really fuckin falling for and didn't see it coming at all hahaha i am a pathetic excuse for a person

[worm98]

hey guys this is my oc!! her name is Rae (based on the clouded crimson moth, species name Schinia gaurae) please spare me lmao i'm kinda new to making people

[good-night-space-kid]

I cannot wait to be done with school. I’m so sick of spending 12 hours a day in class, working, or leading club stuff then having to come back and spend another 4+ hours on homework. I hate this actually. I want a 9-5 so bad.

[serial-designation-jey]

* Star was chillin' in the snow, looking down as she quietly draws pictures, her mind feeling clouded and unhappy. She'd been back and forth in mood, sometimes happy, and other times she was down. It hadn't been the same after the situation with her and meeting Cyn *

-J would quietly approach star, kneeling down beside her, careful not to mess up the pictures they had drawn-

“These drawings are very nice, darling.”

-she smiled softly, reminiscing back to her manor days where she would doodle on N’s papers-

[dteamain]

was going to post a compilation of powerpoint night with the girliepops but somehow only managed to record jos and some of leas?????

[femmeidiot]

can't click lmao I am actually too sleepy and dumb to perform basic tasks

[galpalaven]

1500 words down -> 23,500 to go ;w;

[zxphy]

So turns out I do have to add to my list of fuck no 🙂🙏🏾

[lovedeluxe92]

watching all my neighbors mow their yards with their big ass riding mowers & home lawn services while i have a shitty 3 year old push mower with loose screws that nearly explodes every time i start it and still haven’t mowed yet

[hannahmontanalinux]

anyways all my letter writers are ghosting me and lmao wow

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard