#kingdom hearts miss

[pretty-weird-ideas]

“OMG what if Xehanort and Eraqus are related after Nomura literally said they weren’t?”

Meanwhile the possibility of Luxu being Eraqus’ missing grandfather being 1000% more likely than surprise cousins removed 3x is being ignored here. Like why did I log on seeing people genuinely worried that Xehanort and Eraqus were going to be cousins twice removed? PLEASE. More explanation below the cut.

Like I understand the Post Traumatic LukexLeia disorder here... but two characters of diff races... that Nomura literally verbally said don’t share parents... being related... is such a weird take to me. Like I’m confused on what answer you wanted from him. The question was were they siblings and he said “they don’t share parents” which doesn’t rule out cousins, sure. But genuinely think of the options here. What Chekov’s gun is going off over cousin twists? Name one story where cousins being your cousin actually mattered.

I get that some shippers are afraid, but genuinely, there’s only 2 possible blueblood families. If they make them into one via Brain having a weird relationship with his two friends’ great x7 grandchild... we’re down to a single blueblood tree. And we would then have infinite questions to ask Nomura as to why he made Brain or Luxu have relations with the great descendants of his friends/people he knows. Time travel crib robbing is still crib robbing and I’m sure Disney would want to stay miles away from canonizing that.

Also this makes it infinitely impossible to make several characters royalty in Scala without making em related. Say goodbye to all the theories of Sora, Riku, Kairi, etc being Scala Royals... because that would make them related as well. Like that’s a ticking timebomb of oops all incest :tm: that nobody would want to touch.

Here’s a short list of things that are more likely:

#1- Luxu is Eraqus’ grandfather and went missing because he became Bragi #2 - SRK are bluebloods #3- Axel and Kairi are related via bloodlines (phenotype redhead nonsense) #4- Demyx is in ML / Luxord is in ML #5- Not a single female character outside of Xehanort’s mom will be important... if she is even important or named... :(

Shark jumping here would have to be insane to make the plottwist in ML being that they’re 2nd cousins.

“Whoa we’re Cousins despite not looking similar and half the characters being time travelers???” is the funniest idea for a plotline ever because name ONE story that has ever done that. And two... like this seems like an episode of Shameless not a twist in Kingdom Hearts. Worlds most uninteresting tidbit of information. Like if this is canon then Ron Desantis has won, because that is such a specific twist that it had to be targeted. 

[linvaniin]

dream eater's waltz

[gilly-moon]

MAY I REQUEST... ROXAS KINGDOM HEARTS... 👁️

That’s him your honor. That’s the hot topic bitch whose theme song has been ruining my life for almost twenty years.

[keytrio]

i miss the trio ever

[storm-driver]

every fucking day this line gets funnier

[redmoondragon-art]

Missing Link and the like

[arkaix]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a piece of content where both the protagonist and the antagonist have Multiple versions of themselves that look different and also Other characters have their Same face but are different from them-

As a Kingdom Hearts fan I find this shit hilarious and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Timeless River Anti Form

[holleighgram]

That link ain’t the only thing that’s missing

[venacoeurva]

Attack dog

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[cloudcastor]

lover ❤️ boy

design by @nikutsuneart !!!!

[cherryblossmsofjupiter]

They all deserved better.

[softbewitcher]

finally drew kairi with new utada’s hairstyle heheheh

[maibeloved]

Them 😞🫶💜

[stariiberry]

my daughter crump who has every disease

[masteraqua]

a city of light and darkness