#kira? shes just like mm i want The Great Gift of Xanadu guess ill go down and stop that poor bastard from offing himself to help me get tha | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

itsdappleagain · 1 year

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a tale as old as time: a neurodivergent suicidal artist bro and the centuries old greek goddess who comes down to earth to inspire him. they might kiss. if they do that the muse might get executed by her own father. and the artist might as a result kill himself. but they might kiss

#xanadu posting #their relationship is subtly fucked up i love them #sonny? love at first sight. wow a foxy lady who listens to my ideas and doesnt laugh at them #hello to the only reason im not throwing myself off a cliff into the ocean!#kira? shes just like mm i want The Great Gift of Xanadu guess ill go down and stop that poor bastard from offing himself to help me get tha #then she really casually mind controls him and the entire santa monica pier for a hot second #their love story is such a fucking roller coaster #yeah kira would break all three fundamental rules for him. she would risk being executed for breaking these because she loves sonny too muc #to resist #yeah they find out that their love is fake and actually a curse placed on them in order to sabatoge kira #and then. unlearn that because leg warmers are amazing and eros/cupid sucks absolute balls at their job #yeah there are three songs in quick succession begging kira not to leave #and immediately after kira berates sonny for being an idiot #and then..sonny sings another one about how sad he is that she's leaving. and then i think almost tries to kill himself again #and then he immediately changes his mind and climbs to mount olympus and tries to fistfight zeus #like why. why #have i mentioned this is an absurd comedy #there are next to no moments played seriously

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